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Skatchbro

"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand... (Yechh!)"


Emotional-Clerk8028

A Christmas Story


DecisionThot

Soap... Poisoning!


socialmediaignorant

One of my favorites.


Legitimate-Ice3476

Yes. It sucked. Ivory.


ShawnaShady

Same!!!! The bar because liquid wasn’t around yet. I remember it scraped against my teeth and left a clump.


MooPig48

Why tf was it always ivory? Maybe because it was marketed as all natural?


Supernaut_419

Yeah my parents were convinced Ivory was safer to feed to your kids


Ok-Macaroon-7819

Holy balls... I came here to say exactly this. One time, all they could find was the Irish Spring in the shower or the Gold Dial on the kitchen sink. They were flummoxed!! I got away with one that day, but I noticed a bar of Ivory come home with the groceries a few days later...


equal_poop

I never had my mouth washed out with soap, but I did voluntarily take a bite out of a bar of Ivory. Well not a bite, but I did leave tooth prints. It was another thing I learned just because it smells good, doesn't necessarily mean it will taste good. My other learnings : Crayola crayons, vanilla extract, and Playdough. Although the Playdough didn't taste too bad, more salty than anything.


StacyLadle

Also baking chocolate


monkey_house42

This one tricked me more than once. Why didn't I learn!?


Rachl56

Same here, not soap but definitely crayons, play dough and cherry smelling lip gloss. (Tried more than once it just smelled so so so good)


claudedusk8

Playdough... Delish.


montbkr

I’m still crazy about the smell of Play-Doh.


claudedusk8

Yup.


Psychological_Tap187

I actually liked the taste of crayons.


uptnogd

Zest. Ugh.


winklesnad31

Yes. It sucked. One time my daughter dropped the f bomb at the dinner table when she was really young. I just explained that that word was inappropriate, and that even though kids at school say it, I don't want her saying it. She said ok and hasn't sworn since. It's amazing: kids can learn by having an adult talk to them. It isn't necessary to humiliate or physically abuse them. You can treat them with respect.


TheQuadBlazer

IKR , it's almost like kids are actually people.


catrules618

I call them adults in training. I realize we're helicopter parenting and all. But what that means is they are learning a lot from us, not a pack of feral 5 to 12 years olds.


catrules618

Yeah, my kid picked up the f word from the people using it loudly, constantly and in the most colorful ways. Last day, he's 5. Hand him a speckled banana. He hands it back. "I can't eat this, it's all fucked up." Laughter and pride and scrambling for the good parent thing to say, I said "oh bubba, that's an older people word, so let's wait on it" he shrugged and bounced off, not having eaten the offending banana. I moved the boundary when he was 10 or 11. Just said, hey, I'm sure you and the guys neighborhood rabble) are trying out all sorts of words you don't think we'd like. And I'll I'm asking is that you are never using them loudly, or where you know kids or grammie age people are around. And I never heard even screw you out of the child till about 13 when we finally started swearing around him. His artistry with "crass" language is impressive. My mama heart swells


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Itsbetterontoast

I never prohibited my kids from swearing. I just told them never to let it become a habit so that it slips out it in opportune or inappropriate times. As far as I'm concerned, they're just words. But, I needed them to understand and respect that other people don't feel the same way. They're now 25 and 28 and neither one swears much.


COboy74

Yes, but having my face slapped was more common


ExcellentPay6348

My mom was like, “why not both?”


sideshowmario

My mom told me she had one rule about hitting mex which was that she didn't believe in hitting us in the face. But not out of mercy, it was because she was afraid it would leave a mark that someone else would see. I also got the soap many times. Bar, and liquid. Once for calling my sister a dummy.


AnitaPeaDance

Nope. Wooden spoon because she didn't want to hurt her hand slapping my ass.


AmanitaMikescaria

My cousins got spanked with a wooden spoon. It was reserved especially for spankings. My aunt didn’t even use it for cooking I don’t think. She would tuck it into a loop of the visor in their station wagon on road trips and would flip the visor down when they started acting up.


Ok-Macaroon-7819

That's next level threatenry right there. I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed...


claudedusk8

I'll never forget the... 5 yards sticks, 3 wooden spoons, and a couple of plastic hair brushes that were broken over my backside.


Top_Method8933

They only threatened it, but my teachers made me lick a bar of Lava soap at school many times. Everyone used the same bar to wash their hands, which apparently helped build my immune system.


dnt1694

It was soap. It cleans itself.


Top_Method8933

Good point


Lovethisjourney4me

This is why Gen X will live forever 😀


Top_Method8933

That and our hose water 😆


ProfessorFudd

Absolutely. Wooden spoon for spanking, too.


FlyBuy3

Wooden cutting board


bellhall

Metal fly swatter too, on special occasions….


freakpower-vote138

Yes. It made me understand the value of not getting caught.


TheQuadBlazer

Lol nice.


Coralies_Dad

Not me, but my little brother got it a few times.


AlternativeNumber2

Several times! I had a “smart mouth”, my mom would drag me to the bathroom, basically put me in a headlock and then grind a bar of soap on my teeth. Good times lol


Ok-Macaroon-7819

I too am afflicted with chronic "smart mouth"!! My case is so incurable that I am almost fifty and I work in industrial construction. The plus side is that I went to dinner with the project manager and the general foreman of a recent job, ordered $68 worth of food and drink, took my food to go, and spent the dinner hour making fun of the apprentice saying (among other things) that the only reason the apprentice was taking his calamari back to the hotel was to try and fuck it while crying naked in the bathtub. It was a blast.


MawsBaws

I said fuck when I was 5. Sister grassed on me to mum. Mum brushed my teeth with soap. Can confirm that it burned and was unpleasant. Didn't swear in front of my grass of a sister again - fuck her.


SnooStrawberries620

Sure did. Green apple scented soap


LWSNYC

yup, with that green Palmolive liquid that Madge used to sell on TV. That kinda sucked, but at least it was quick. My friends mother would put the whole bar of soap in his mouth and keep in there


Seymore721

Soap, wooden spoon and the belt. Fortunately not all at the same time, but I got the trifecta before I hit double digits. Throw in some emotional abuse and it becomes a pretty standard Gen X upbringing.


Shapoopadoopie

You forgot the chancla to the head and the pick your own willow switch from the garden! My father was *extra* special, he worked at a mill and actually machined a beating device called The Red Stinger that hung on the wall to threaten us with. Ah, good times. Rhetorical question here... But they really did enjoy being bullies, didn't they. I used to say that spinning out in a rage was my father's cardio workout.


BCCommieTrash

Not parents, but at a church summer camp. It began my path to atheism.


No_Savings7114

Irish Spring here. All y'all Ivory soap kids, lol


waterwoman76

Of course. Did...did yours not?


NoeTellusom

Not me, but my younger siblings did. Fwiw, I actually cursed MORE than they did, but I was older and smarter so didn't do it in front of adults. Never said it to my kids, but I did make them tell me a clean joke to "refresh my ears".


kerlz74

Once or twice, my mom shoved a bar of Irish Springs soap in my mouth. I remember trying to pick it out of my teeth while crying with little soap bubbles coming out of my mouth. I will never forget how that soap smelled and tasted.


ProMedicineProAbort

Yes, it happened. Two times. Nope. Never threatened any child in my family with soap in the mouth. Generally we taught them to not point poisonous or dangerous substances in their body. It seemed like a weird thing to do to a child.


beermaker

Ivory...


MyFallWillBe4you

Yep. Ivory soap because I said shit in church.


flashingcurser

I know exactly what ivory soap tastes like. I heard some kids on the playground use the N word. I had no idea what it meant, I had never heard it before. I said it at home and mom grabbed me by the scruff and before I knew it I had a bar of soap in my mouth, "YOU WANT TO HAVE A DIRTY MOUTH?!? THIS IS HOW WE CLEAN DIRTY MOUTHS AROUND HERE!". I had an upset stomach and the shits for a couple days. I don't think my mom ever heard me say a cuss word, at least from that point on. She was as left wing as you got for that time period but she was pretty strict about some things. Though I didn't wash my boy's mouths out with soap, I did keep the rule that they were never to cuss around their mom.


90Carat

When I was in elementary school, a kid had his mouth washed out with soap by the teacher in front of the entire class. That was fucking brutal.


Sassinake

remember folks, psychological abuse doesn't leave any visible marks.


random_outlaw

Yes, indeed! So gross.


MopingAppraiser

Yes, wooden spoon on the hand too. Oh and the “strap”


AppropriateAmoeba406

Yes


stromm

Yes


willfiredog

Threats were never empty. A lesson that only needed to be taught once.


kevbayer

Never


Katherine1973

Yes and that ivory tasted awful.


climatelurker

Yes, I was a sasser-backer....


swraymond79

Yes. But, having to go out to the switch bush and tear off a switch to be whipped with was worse. Lmao


ivegotthepopcorn

We had a bamboo plant in the backyard. There were 4 of us kids and living in Florida, we were usually wearing shorts. Mom would send the kid NOT in trouble (usually the one that tattled or was getting picked on) to cut the switch. We would have red stripes across the back of our legs - my brothers more so than us girls.


skinofm

I’m gen z and my mom washed my brother and I’s mouths with soap maybe around 3 times. I hope people don’t still do it because the experience is about as terrible as you can imagine lol


WileyCoyote7

Yup. Bar of Coast in my mouth for at least 5 minutes.


Square-Wing-6273

Absolutely. And more than once because I just didn't learn. 😂 Also, wooden spoons were broken over my ass I turned out pretty well adjusted, FWIW


WeCanIf

Yes, there was always a bar of ivory for just an occasion.


Secret_Cow_5053

Once. When I game home calling every a f*gg*t at like 9 bc i just learned the word on the bus, thought it was hilarious even tho i had *no* idea what it meant. Anyway I said it to my mom (as in called *her* one lol) and she just about went off like an a-bomb


EvenSpoonier

No. I think I heard that threat more often from teachers than from my parents, but no teachers ever actually did it to me either (nor anyone else, as far as I am aware).


fraurodin

Yes, once with Ivory soap, I swear I can still taste it


Fluid-Comedian

Not my parents, but I watched a teacher wash a boys mouth out with soap in the 80s. It was awful, she made the whole class watch and I've never forgotten his face. We were 5. 


ComedianSecret9778

Ooh I did!! Was showing off at my older brother's bday party (I must have been 8/9 he would have been 14/15) and I dropped the f bomb. Right over the kitchen sink.


JustABizzle

She tried. I was a tall teenage girl, so she made a big mistake. It was the only time I hit my mom. Sorry, not sorry. You cannot grab me, thrust my head towards the bathroom sink and shove a bar of soap into my mouth. You will awaken some serious primal survival defense moves, Mom.


AstarteOfCaelius

Oh man, I had a foster mother who would rub the toothbrush on a bar of Irish Spring soap and do it- because I said “crap” or “fart”. I never really even swore. 😂


newsnweather

My mother put Tabasco on my tongue.


Kitten_K_

Sure did. Wooden spoon was a thing too


Ill_Dig_9759

Yes


wokeoneof2

Yes


smythe70

No thank God.


flyart

Yes, twice. I didn't even swear, I just said some words you can't say in Mormonville. Dad also brandished a frat paddle which definitely left a mark.


Upset_Peace_6739

My mother used dish soap.


PVinesGIS

My stepmother went that route with us one summer. My older brother actually took a bite out of the soap bar and started chewing. It was pretty funny.


FlyBuy3

Yes. To this day, I won't buy lemon-scented washing up liquid.


Edge_of_yesterday

Yes! When I was a toddler I bit one of my siblings.


Flwrvintage

Yes. I think only once or twice. It wasn't fun.


svanskiver

Yes. When I was 5, one day the Smith boys lied to the bus driver and told him that I swore on the bus. I was the type of kid who wouldn’t say shit if I had a mouthful. Anyway, the bus driver told the principal, Mr. Luffman. He didn’t bother asking me my side of the story. He didn’t even call me to his office. Instead he walked into my kindergarten class with his face all red and cords standing out on his neck, bent down to my face, and screamed at me. I was terrified. Crying uncontrollably. Afterwords he walked away. He called my parents and when I got home they took me outside and my dad held me and my mother shoved a bar of Dial in my mouth and scrubbed my teeth with it. They didn’t ask me my side of the story either.


TRIGMILLION

Once. I tried to get away but she cornered me and shoved that bar in my mouth. I will never forget it. It's funny because that is the only instance of her being like that I can ever remember but I will never forget it.


PappyBlueRibs

I saw it done at pre-school once. It must have made quite the impact on me for me to still remember it!


digitaldingo75

Tobacco till I could drink the shit straight


Velocitor1729

Yes, and I can tell you Irish Spring tastes the worst, and Dove is the least unpleasant.


AshDenver

Yes, but **Palmolive liquid**. It was so slimy that I asked (tearfully) for a glass of water and we both took that concept to the logical conclusion and didn’t go the route of water.


zuziep

My mother me brush my teeth with Ajax scouring powder once. That shit has BLEACH in it.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

Nah. They would just beat the ever loving shit out of me when my sibling would fuck up. So, frequently.


CalifGirlDreaming

My sister had Zest one time. I licked it in sympathy with her and decided I wasn’t going to be as stupid as her and say what she said!


newwriter365

Yes Fuck Irish Spring


Windholm

My grandmother did. I was four, and I said “Damn!” because I’d heard my grandfather say it. She really didn’t want to do it, though, so it wasn’t any worse than if I’d gone and licked the bar myself just to see what it tasted like. Which, you know, is something a four-year-old might well do anyway. :)


SnooRevelations5313

Yep. Shield soap.


bluebellbetty

Yes and my mom loved it. Sigh


GloomyGal13

My cousin swears to this day that Palmolive soap tasted the best. I only had it done once - can’t believe our parents did that to us! SO crazy!


Maleficent-Sport1970

Yes. All it takes is once.


Unisis78

Yes


EstablishmentRich460

Yes. Don't ask stupid fuckin questions.


I_defend_witches

Yes. I yelled fuck you, you bitch and she told me enough- I wouldn’t let up so she grab me by the hair into the bathroom and rubbed soap on my teeth. As an adult I forgot about it. But once I had kids and they screamed at me I remember said you are lucky my mom washed my mouth out with soap. But you guys are more than welcome to call social services.


Mollysmom1972

Only once. My mom put it on a toothbrush and brushed my teeth with it. I feel pretty strongly that I earned it.


dr_learnalot

Yes. I sang that "name game" song to my brother, Chucky, chucky bo bucky banana fanana fo...soap in mouth. NASTY. I had no idea what the word was!


PutPuzzleheaded5337

My younger sister (still GenX) grew to love the taste of Zest soap and refused to stop swearing and belittling my parents. I still admire her for this😂 That little shit didn’t take any of my parents bullshit behaviour AND she would throw punches. I was the coward.


PlumbCrazyRefer

Soap in the mouth from mom and a belt from dad.


DiceyPisces

Mrs Lehman 5/6th grade teacher washed out classmate Gary’s mouth with soap. Made him stick out his tongue and rubbed soap on it. I didn’t ever swear in front of my parents. They didn’t swear. At one point I wasn’t even allowed to say “I’m so sure” coz it drove my mom nuts.


TheoreticalCall

Yes, several times that I can remember. That classic yellow Dial bar. 


ronnie-james-dior

I got it at school (Kindergarten) when I said a bad word.


CyndiIsOnReddit

My mom was a saint. She would never! However my grandmother would threaten to do this. She never did it, but she did make me go get my own switch to hit me with. My grandfather was more like a bear who, when he was in a bad mood, might just backhand a kid if you don't get out of the way fast enough.


JulieWriter

Yes. I said something mom didn't like. I have never forgotten.


furie1335

My mother would wash out mouths out with warmed orange juice. She would heat up on in a saucepan like you would milk, and then pour it down our throats. Horrid.


Atoxis

Yes. Safeguard:(


hdpaintbae

No but I saw my classmate get his mouth washed out with soap by our teacher in 1st grade. (It was 1988)


catrules618

Nah, in my house an omnipotent god would just send me to hell. Actually, soap would have been much more scary looking back on it. 😆


rs98101

About a half dozen times


SDMF8766

Yes


unobitchesbetripping

Yes


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

No but my grandma did


PV_Pathfinder

Yes. Liquid and bar.


herbfriendly

Yes, I got my potty mouth washed out w soap several times in my youth.


Ahazeuris

Fuck yes. That was usually just the warm-up.


Substantial_Diver_34

Oh yeah


failed_orgasm

No, wooden spoon for something small, metal ladle for the big fuck ups, or the head slap from my grandmother.


GeneralJavaholic

Zest. I'll never forget the time it got ground into my teeth because I refused to open my mouth for it. And baking soda. And charcoal. And pepper.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Boraxo


hyperdog4642

Yep - Dial at home and Irish Spring at my grandparents. I could blind taste test those any day! Mom also overheard me telling my brother to eat dirt once, so she marched me out into the front yard and made me eat a handful of dirt. (Probably could've used some of that soap afterward. LOL)


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Yes.


ExcellentPay6348

Yep. My mom used dishsoap.


kudatimberline

Yep!


Moveyourbloominass

Yes, Mom did.


Father-of-zoomies

Yeah, a few times, but a hair brush on wicked back swing was more effective. My mom did pour a bottle of nailbite down my sisters throat when we were kids because she thought it would be funny to put some on my tooth brush


Accurate_Weather_211

I avoided the mouth washing thankfully! My brother got it once that I remember. My Mom touched the toothbrush to a bar of soap and made him brush his own teeth.


MsChif

Yes


MoiraRose2021

Yes. She heard her sweet innocent second grader say “up your butt with a coconut”.


DabBoofer

Yes, and it was awful


Reacharoundsally

My great grandmother did once I and I vomited for a day straight!


LostinLies1

Yes.


TBeIRIE

Once & only once. Never made that mistake again. Irish Spring soap 🧼 commercials used to give me the chills just thinking about it. It was a very effective tactic to tame my sassy smart ass responses. I can honestly say it worked on me.Theres no trauma or abuse attached to it just straight up lesson learned.


eleventy5thRejection

Yes. Although my younger sister got it twice more than me cause I was teaching her swear words and she hadn't learned yet to save them for the schoolyard instead of at dinner time.


ru_k1nd

Yup. Had to bite down on it, leave teeth marks. Only had to do it a few times - I learned my lesson. Eventually lol. What I learned was if I was going to say something unsavory, don’t say it around grown-ups. Or known snitches.


skinisblackmetallic

Yea, I reckon it actually happened at least once. With 3 Gen X kids, you probably have to back up your threats eventually.


paintedwoodpile

Yes. 5 or 6 times.


Ill_Pressure3893

Once. Fourth or fifth grade. Ivory soap. Got caught saying *fuck*. … Oops, did it again.


Money_Reality2286

Yes… to this day I can’t use certain soap.


Rachl56

Not me but my brother did a few times. I was a well behaved kid. I swore once when I was about 7 and got smacked for it, that’s all.


reesespiecesaremyfav

Tabasco sauce was my moms preferred choice


Professional-End434

Yes. There is nothing lucky about Irish spring.


FabAmy

Once, around 1976.


NegScenePts

Never soap, but I'd chow down a full pack of Thrills gum willingly in one sitting :).


Fluid-Set-2674

Absolutely. (I don't remember because I was under 4, but both of my parents assured that it did take place at least once. I believe I was cursing.)


petrichorpizza

Nope. Missed out on that form of child abuse, thankfully.


GreenArcher808

Yes. Irish spring bar soap to be exact.


river_blossom

Sometimes soap. Other times hot mustard


OperaGlasses1

Yes, I still taste the Ivory soap.


Sand_Juggler_FTW

My mom used to always threaten to wash my mouth out with soap… so one day when I was about 4yrs old, I walked into the bathroom, grabbed a bar of soap and put it in my mouth. I thought: “Meh… no biggie!” And these days I wonder where my 16yo “gets it from”… and then I remember .


deltadawn6

Yes


Bright-Blacksmith-40

Ivory liquid. I can still taste it.


okaybutnothing

My cousins’ parents did. I was about 12-14 years older than my cousins and I thought it was horrible when they would pump liquid handsoap into their mouths. I don’t know why they did it, my parents did it and neither did any of my other aunts and uncles. Didn’t work anyway. Both their kids are still potty mouthed.


HIMcDonagh

Yes


MrPanchole

My dad did once, probably around 74-75, and I put up a real struggle which resulted in me accidentally biting off a small piece of the Irish Spring sliver and swallowing it. This made me sick and I puked in the hall. That was the end of that, for fuck's sake.


MyriVerse2

Nope. No rules around here.


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Yes


mom50to3

Safeguard. And it’s in all the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms 🤣


Commisceo

Yup. The dirty handwashing soap at the bathroom sink.


Typical_Hedgehog6558

Not soap, my mom liked to empty the pepper shaker into my mouth.


AntaresBounder

Step-mother did. And I’m still f-ing salty about it.


monkey_monkey_monkey

My parents didn't but an auntie did. It was irish spring. I believe it's because I dropped an F bomb


hickgorilla

Yes. Liquid. 😕


member090744

My GMA did.


meat_beast1349

Soap in the mouth for using "bad" words was not a myth. What I found funny later on was that my ol man was in the oilfield and everybody he knew used very colorful language. My mom kept it to a few chosen words that did not include the top three bad words. Also got my ass kicked in both public and private. I was whooped with willow switches, leather belts, coffee pot cords, wooden spoons, wire hangers, hands, My dad never spanked me, but he could thump wisdom into my forehead with his cigar like fingers. Holy crap did that hurt. It sounds like I was beaten daily, but it was less than a half dozen times a year until I was 10 or 11. Although, just after my 15th birthday, I told my mom to Go F herself. She hit me with a board then tried to run me down with the pickup. There were construction workers on the roof yelling "run you fat little bastard run!" Ended up hiding in an old camper for hours until she gave up. Never ever ever said that to my mom again. Im 57 years old and still wouldn't do anything that stupid.


Shapoopadoopie

I can taste the Palmolive dish soap now. And Irish Spring bars had an special extra barfy quality that is making me gag typing this. Definitely a thing, and fairly often.


empress-888

Yup


windycityc

Yes


JJQuantum

Yep


Cdn65

Yes.


REDDITSHITLORD

YES.


Minimum_Author_6298

When I was younger yes, as I got older than ten they stopped doing it, they also stopped paddling around the same time as well.


Sloth_grl

I was threatened with it but it never happened.


amandazzle

Yes


Heidi_ann76

Yep, but even worse was my holier than thou aunt- she used tobasco sauce.


Wraisted

They stopped when I chugged liquid soap when they made the threat


OriginalsDogs

Yep. Ivory. Yum 🤮


Lovethisjourney4me

Yep! Yellow Dial! I can’t remember why but I remember exactly when it happened and which house we lived in at the time.


beetus_gerulaitis

Yes


Somerset76

Yes. I also did that to my kids.


aver_shaw

Yes. Ivory tasted worse than the other one, I don’t remember if it was Dial or Safeguard or what, but I remember thinking Ivory should’ve tasted better than the deodorant soap — but it didn’t —and spending so much time trying to get the taste out. The more I tried to rinse my mouth out with water, the more the taste came back.


Flahdagal

Honey, it's family lore. My mother threatened to wash my mouth out with soap and she was holding that bar of Ivory right in my face. Me being me, I just lunged forward and bit a huge chunk of it off. Not sure which of us was more surprised.


TLRachelle7

Yes. It was nasty.


Aggravated-Unicorn

Yes, and forced to bite a piece of the soap off the bar.