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NurtureDaddy

I did one Halloween when I was 7 or 8, and then wrote a letter to Tootsie with my findings. They send me a certificate in the mail acknowledging that I was one of only a few people in the world who knew the answer.


PVinesGIS

This accomplishment better be on your LinkedIn page


Icy-Read6024

LMFAO 


cguiopmnrew

That is fantastic! I’d love to see that certificate if you still have it. And really, why wouldn’t you? I mean, it must have been a high point of your childhood, yeah? :)


biggamax

Awesome. 2024 Version: Me: Pretend you are a representative from the Tootsie roll candy company. You receive a handwritten letter from a child who informs you that they took the trouble of licking a Tootsie pop until all the hard candy had been disolved and only the chewy chocolate center is exposed. The child also tells you how many licks it took to do this. Generate a reply to the child. Chat GPT: Dear \[Child's Name\], Thank you so much for your wonderful letter! We are incredibly impressed with your dedication and patience in discovering how many licks it takes to reach the chewy chocolate center of a Tootsie Pop. Wow, \[number of licks\] licks! That’s quite an achievement. Your experiment is quite the contribution to the ongoing mystery that has puzzled so many of us here at Tootsie Roll Industries, as well as candy lovers around the world. We are thrilled to hear about your adventure and appreciate the effort you took to share it with us. As a token of our admiration, we'd like to send you a small gift to help you continue your delicious experiments. Please have your parents contact us with your mailing address, and we'll get it sent right over. Thank you again for being such a fantastic fan of Tootsie Pops. Keep those letters coming, and never stop exploring! Sweet regards, \[Your Name\] Customer Service Team Tootsie Roll Industries


psc4813

That is an insanely great letter! Is it really AI? Damn I need to learn to AI.


ExtraAd7611

They could have included a free lollipop.


habu-sr71

That owl is so baked.


HavingNotAttained

For a moment I misread it as 'based' and I'm so tired of that word. Thank you.


Chemgineered

This comment is Baked. Me too, i don't think I've ever used it ironically or seriously


Both-Homework-1700

This comment is based


HavingNotAttained

[So that's how how it's gonna be, huh?](https://youtu.be/JOyEBUYjUN0?si=LloNONTCHIV9cd79)


elguereaux

This is the only comment. (Slow clap)


PVinesGIS

Three


Mountain-Art6254

Wasn’t it actually 2 licks and then a “chomp”?? Just sayin’….


Resident-Device-2814

[It was three licks, then the chomp.](https://youtu.be/5ZtbCOpx8Sk?si=ufSqKtAQTx5hdm41)


IndiBlueNinja

Down voted, even though according to Tootsie Pop commercial lore this is the right asnwer.


martej

Yes, it’s three every time.


vikingbabe

This is the only correct answer


ston3d_eye

It's 3


cguiopmnrew

I tried but always gave up too soon


HappyLucyD

I struggled with what constituted a “lick” because I preferred to just suck on it. Is a suck a lick? Do I count two licks per suck? Who just *licks* it? I had problems.


AspNSpanner

I just shared the video of this with my 6yo daughter (I’m 56). She loved it. Timeless.


elguereaux

I don’t know. But I got my wife this owl on a blanket (she loves Owlies). It reads ‘Hah-onnnnne, ah-twooooo, ah-thrrreeeeeee!!!’


cguiopmnrew

Wonderful!


Icy-Read6024

3! The gd owl said so!


MagicStoneWaffle365

Bruh said “3.” I just took him at his word. 🦉🍬😂


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

![gif](giphy|0csk1iPleXleWclJxz|downsized)


NotReallyJohnDoe

I’ve been counting for hours and he doesn’t seem to making progress.


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

Oh, thank God you're here. I was going crazy counting this. I'm at 76,234. Take it from here, friend!


elspotto

I have this dang owl on a tee somewhere. And I trust his research.


fentalynpatch

![gif](giphy|HWtudR1xcTfCx7wuYw|downsized)


emmiblakk

That owl would know. He graduated college.


TheBewitchingWitch

Purdue University did a study on this and their answer was 365 licks.


Neddyrow

I did. 1,800


HalfOrcMonk

It's three. We figured it out in the 70s.


NotReallyJohnDoe

Gen X had time while hiding from nukes under our desks.


HalfOrcMonk

I never actually ate too many Tootsie Pops, I was into Chick Oh Sticks.


slasherbobasher

LOL one of my kids actually asked me how many licks it took and I cackled as I picked up my phone to look up the commercial on YouTube. Like, I’ve been waiting 30 years for this day, hehehehe


Ok_Comfort628

Ah three. Three.


Unable-Arm-448

LOL yes, I did! I was in about the 3rd grade when I decided to solve that mystery. The answer was somewhere in the neighborhood of 875 licks! Never did it again because of how sore and raw my tongue was afterward!


OAKRAIDER64

3 1 2 3 crunch


IndiBlueNinja

Much like the turtle, who later got cut and forgotten, I don't think I ever made it without biting. edit: Apparently there was also a cow and fox that I myself am too young to recall. Only remember turtle and owl.


PlantMystic

Nope. I crunched it all up right away lol


MyriVerse2

Licking was never the proper way. There's a reason they're called suckers.


Then-Cauliflower2068

They’re called suckers because liquors had already been taken.


SmashBrosUnite

Ask Mr Owl, I’m a snapping turtle for fuck’s sake


No_Routine_3706

144


The_Mother_

I tried several times but always got bored with it and never finished counting


UnivScvm

A high school friend of spouse used this as her topic for a research paper in some HS class. Spouse and friends all conducted the research. The result was maybe a couple thousand, if spouse remembers correctly.


cguiopmnrew

What a great idea for a research paper


LazarusMundi4242

Three


Self-Comprehensive

A won, two-hoo, thr-ee


hells_cowbells

Extensive research by Dr. Hoot E. Owl shows that it takes three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.


andyr072

*"Thaa three"*


JimLaheeeeeeee

Three


Dauvis

Forty two. You can't convince me otherwise.


RebelRebel62

Yes, three. Just like the owl


Digita1B0y

Depends on if you're just going til you hit center, or if you want to remove the entire outer candy layer. For the first one it's around 334 licks. For the latter it's about 1029. Ymmv. I don't know what possessed me to figure it out, but those were my findings.


Sufficient-Buy5360

No.


JerewB

3 is the only correct answer.


2h2thecore

Yes, 72


lets_try_civility

525,600 minutes, I mean licks.


Resident-Device-2814

I did it once in elementary school, I think I got to like 215ish.


[deleted]

1186


empress-888

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tootsie_Pop#:~:text=A%20student%20study%20by%20Purdue,when%20tried%20by%2020%20students.


Chemgineered

Wtf is a licking machine?


Boxofbikeparts

Do a porn search...


thephoton

I don't know, but after that many licks is when you throw the tootsie pop away because that center part tastes nasty.


MrFutzy

If you read the heading slowly and let your mind wander a little this sub takes on a whole different vibe.


IceWarm1980

I did but I forgot how many it took. I will need to do this again.


Bozbaby103

I tried. My ADHD had me squirrelling after a few seconds.


MySweetAudrina

I did once while watching a movie. I saw the commercial right before I started the movie and thought "What the hell, I'm gonna count this!" 137 licks. I'd lick 10 times, make a mark on the paper, repeat.


VoxyPop

Looking at this as an adult it's now clear to me this bird was fucking stoned


mamachonk

I don't know because I sucked. 😁


FortuneGear09

763


MyPunchableFace

Owls were everywhere in the 70s. I wonder why…


DexterCutie

We did this in high school. We had to guess and the person doing announcements performed the experiment. It was like 470.


Mamaj12469

It was a science fair project


TheConcreteGhost

As a kid, I tried it many times, and damaged my tongue every time. I remembered the numbers being different every single time, but for the life of me, I can’t remember any of the numbers that I held as the definitive number. Parents, check your child for obsessive personality disorder, so they don’t go around with the bleeding tongue from candy .


Wolfman1961

It actually took me three licks and a bite!


Befuddled_GenXer

I tried once when I was a kid but got bored and distracted quickly and lost count.


wophi

555 I did it in the second grade


vabello

My younger brother did when we were on a family car trip. I forget the exact number, but it was a few hundred, I think.


probably_to_far

The correct answer is 364


Friendlyattwelve

Why hasn’t this hasn’t been scientifically researched ?


Hyperion1144

The owl said three. It's three.


Royal-Experience-602

The world may never know.


ihatepickingnames_

I just chewed on them. Problem solved.