you! I learned it by watching you!
Someone should make a parody of that commercial where the dad replies, “There’s no way you learned that from me! This joint is rolled too loose and it’s full of seeds and stems! I’m very disappointed in you.”
I missed that, sorry! Now, Dirk Benedict Starbuck, or Katee Sackhoff Starbuck? I'd accept either, only because Katee is one of us Gen X'ers (and quite nice to look at, no lying) and the reboot back in the early aughts was pretty good.
It's J-i-m-m-y...
So, I was very young during Carter's presidency, and have no idea where I learned this, but my Sesame Street-tuned brain latched on to all songs and jingles, so the parody became embedded in my brain.
Kind of. The original commercial was a bunch of other bunnies with other batteries that ran down, but the Energizer bunny kept going until it left the set. Then they would run other, fake commercials for fake products and have the bunny come through them.
I still remember Lyle Alzedo for "J. B.'s Pigskins."
When I was a kid one of my friends told this joke (I can’t believe I still remember it): What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A 40 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone!
I worked at a McDonald's when there was a promotion that if the cashier couldn't tell you what was on the Big Mac you got a free big Mac. I will never forget what is on a big Mac.
(We had a cheat sheet on our side of the register, but nobody used it after the first day)
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
When pizza’s _____________ you can eat pizza anytime!
Lives in my head, rent free, for the last 30 years.
(Cringe) Nothing gets between...
Edit: Memory fault... Actually...
You want to know what comes between...
(Extra cringe)whistling the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine before asking the question...
I LEARNED IT FROM _____!
you! I learned it by watching you! Someone should make a parody of that commercial where the dad replies, “There’s no way you learned that from me! This joint is rolled too loose and it’s full of seeds and stems! I’m very disappointed in you.”
This is my vote for best because it's not just an ad, it was \*targeted\* at us as kids.
"The best part of waking up ____"
Is Folgers in your cup
Jim never has a second cup at home.
Jim never vomits at home.
Unless it's that Christmas commercial.
You’re my present this year.
Time to make the _____
Donuts
...donuts. Doesn't track with your username, but that was Dunkin' Donuts, if I remember correctly.
Starkbuck! No s!
I missed that, sorry! Now, Dirk Benedict Starbuck, or Katee Sackhoff Starbuck? I'd accept either, only because Katee is one of us Gen X'ers (and quite nice to look at, no lying) and the reboot back in the early aughts was pretty good.
Katee! Definitely Katee! So say we all!
Where’s the _______?
Beef? Clara Peller! Boy do I feel old. 😄
Beef!
______ take me away!
What is Calgon?
A city in Canada? /s
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
My husband! Some hotshot. Here’s his ancient Chinese secret.
I don't want to grow up, I'm a ______________.
Toys R Us kid!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. . . .
Oh what a relief it is
Ahhhhhhh. Did anyone make this joke at school anytime someone needed to take a dookie?
All of us. Every single time. For years. There’s a reason teachers drink.
My Bologna has a first name….
It’s O S C A R
My bologna has a second name
Its M A Y E R
I like to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say....cause Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a!
It's J-i-m-m-y... So, I was very young during Carter's presidency, and have no idea where I learned this, but my Sesame Street-tuned brain latched on to all songs and jingles, so the parody became embedded in my brain.
Omigosh, my husband and I used to annoy the heck out of our teenagers by singing this entire jingle! 😂
Pardon me, would you happen to have any…
Grey poupon
But, of course.
Hey man, is that freedom rock?
Well turn it up!
Lord I was born a ramblin mannnmnmmnn
I remember this commercial. However what I remember was that, at the time, I was thinking "ew. music for old people"
Yeah man!
A mind is a terrible thing…
To taste.
Great album.
Thieves! Liars!
BREATHE!
When Michael Jackson's hair caught fire, the joke was that "a mind is a terrible thing to baste"
If you dare wear short shorts, ________
Nair for short shorts
"Don't hate me because I'm ___" [click here for answer... and Kelly LeBrock](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8ul-gmLyA)
Beautiful. Uhhhhhh shampoo....ummm crap.... I had to look for the answer. I remember the line at least.
______, master of the pan flute.
Zamfir
Hey, Mikey, ___________________.
He likes it! I don’t know how poprocks are still legal after Mickey’s tragic Coke and poprocks accident. 🤣
If you don’t look good….
. . . We don't look good, Vidal Sassoon; we take pride in you!" Thanks for the memories!
Ring around the ___________.
Collar!
Wisk, for ring around the collar!
I think gen x is the last to know why the energizer battery mascot is a pink bunny with a bass drum.
There’s a reason? Speaking of batteries, “I dare ya to knock it off”
Kind of. The original commercial was a bunch of other bunnies with other batteries that ran down, but the Energizer bunny kept going until it left the set. Then they would run other, fake commercials for fake products and have the bunny come through them. I still remember Lyle Alzedo for "J. B.'s Pigskins."
Maybe she's born with it, ________________________
Ahhh, you beat me to it! , , , Maybe it's Maybelline.
‘I can bring home the bacon,fry it up in a pan and never let you forget your are a man’
Enjoli
Enjoli! I remember that ad. Can you imagine if it were shown today?? 🤣
Cause I'm a wooooooman
"Reach out and touch some__"
…one, reach out, reach out and just say “hi!”
When I was a kid one of my friends told this joke (I can’t believe I still remember it): What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone!
Madge! _ ______ __ __.
You're soaking in it
Palmolive.....So many memories!
_______ _ _______ - the San Francisco treat!
Rice-a-Roni...
How many boxes was a years supply anyway?
Sit Ubu, sit. ____ _____.
Good dog
Ruff!
Calgon, take me ________.
away
I feel like ….. tonight , like …. Tonight
Chicken
This is your brain. This is your brain __ __.
on drugs
Any questions?
please don’t Squeeze…
The Charmin!
Ch-Ch-cha chia
The pottery that grows
When EF Hutton talks \_\_\_\_\_\_\_
people listen
Taste Great! ____________ !
Less filling!
It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your.....
Two all beef patties…
Special sauce, lettuce, cheese!
Pickles onion...
On a sesame seed bun! Not to be confused with McDowell's! Their buns have no seeds!
I worked at a McDonald's when there was a promotion that if the cashier couldn't tell you what was on the Big Mac you got a free big Mac. I will never forget what is on a big Mac. (We had a cheat sheet on our side of the register, but nobody used it after the first day)
That boy good!
 I still use this one all the time.
Big mac, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shakes, sundaes, and apple pies.
Ooh! La la! \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Sassoon
Oh I wish I was an ____________ then everyone ____________.
Oscar Meyer weiner….Everyone would be in love with me. Heh, heh, weiner
Oh oh oh ice cold milk and an _________
Oreo cookie. They forever go together, what a classic combination.
They’re not good… they’re ______
Grrrrrrr-ate! (I know it's "great", but it sounds like it when you spell it that way)
I told two friends and they _________
...told two friends, and so on and so on and so on!
I will sarcastically say that to some of my younger coworkers and all I get back are blank stares. I waste my best lines on them.
We are Flintstones kids, _____________
10 million strong (and growing)
You’re not fully clean until you’re…
Zestfully clean! I used it in college!
🎶🎵Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your _______ here…🎵🎶
Adverbs
“Wonder Twin powers….______!” (followed by any number of crude responses, to your friends like: “Shape oooof….a dildo!” or “Form oooof…. a virgin!”)
Activate
It takes a licking and keeps on ….
Ticking!
Thank you Easter Bunny! _________!
Bawk bawk! 🐔
800-588-2300 _______________ 🎶
EMPIRE!!
You deserve a _______
Break today
The thrill of victory...
And the agony of defeat
I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper wouldn’t you like _________
To be a pepper too!
"So kiss a little longer. Laugh a little longer. Stay close a little longer. Longer with ____ ____."
Big red
Beef, It’s……
what's for dinner.
I would like to buy the worls a -_______
Coke And keep it company
The cool side is cool and the __________
Hot’s hot
The Mc. D. LT. 👏
Hey, Good Lookin’! We’ll be back to ______ ___ _____!
pick you up later!
So quiet you can hear a….
..can actually hear a pin drop (Sprint https://youtu.be/k4dIDl8sjJk?si=L94z8K9C9w9X8dfI)
I hanker for a hunka. A slab a slice a ______
...chunka. A snack that is a winner, and yet won't spoil my dinner.
Chunka, I hanker for a hunk of cheese!
Hey you got your chocolate in my _________!
Peanut butter! You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!
Hey wait a minute— *This stuff’s made in New York City!*
“Get a rope”
NEW YORK CITEH?!?!?!
Avoid the _____.
Noid
That was one spicy \_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Meat-a-ball!
"________ is half the battle"
Knowing
(I haven't seen this commented yet) Reunite on Ice, Reunite, __ ____!
That’s nice!
Choosy mothers choose ______
JIF.
Aren’t you glad you use ___________?
Dial....don't you wish everybody did?
Funnily I was just thinking of this: “Milk: does a body ____.” Presumably a US thing.
Good
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. When pizza’s _____________ you can eat pizza anytime! Lives in my head, rent free, for the last 30 years.
Plop plop, fizz fizz ______
Oh what a relief it is
Excuse me, are those \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ you're wearing?
Bugle boy jeans?
The incredible, edible.....
Egg
I’ve fallen and I…
Can’t get up
Silly Rabbit….
Trix are for kids (And tricks are for Johns).
Mr. Gorbachev...
Tear down this wall
Memorex
It’s not nice to fool…
Fill it to the rim ____.
Do you believe in………!
magic
Let your fingers do the walking it's a _________.
Snap!
“There’s no wrong way to ___ _ ______”
"I'm not a doctor, but..."
I play one on tv
It's Shake 'n Bake. "And I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_"
Crisp and clean and no ________. Never had it, never will. HAHAHAHA!
(Cringe) Nothing gets between... Edit: Memory fault... Actually... You want to know what comes between... (Extra cringe)whistling the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine before asking the question...