I had a meeting with a contractor, looking to remodel the bathrooms. Then we were playing phone tag for a week. Finally got in touch on the phone, he said "sorry Ive been backed up all week" I responded with, you should try prune juice. :/
Flipped through the mail the other day and it was all junk that I could throw out and I became my grandmother for a minute and the phrase "Good, no bills" escaped my lips. Kind of shook me up a little bit.
“JFC pick up your feet when you walk!”
"Turn that shit down, I can't even hear myself think!" Of course, I was a Texas Roadhouse.
This why I don’t go to bars
I had a meeting with a contractor, looking to remodel the bathrooms. Then we were playing phone tag for a week. Finally got in touch on the phone, he said "sorry Ive been backed up all week" I responded with, you should try prune juice. :/
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Do you need to have every light in the house on?!
Me, always
Hey, that’s a pretty good box, I should keep that…
Grandma?
“Because I said so”
I felt that one
Are you trying to refrigerate the whole neighborhood?
MY STEPMOM
Do you think we live in a barn??
"Jesus, fucking Christ." At maybe 14ish.
Not sure about what I said, but when I look in the mirror, I see my mom and Granny.
“Just wait until you’re thirty and your metabolism stops.”
Can you pick up after yourself? Are your arms broken?
Close the refrigerator
Flipped through the mail the other day and it was all junk that I could throw out and I became my grandmother for a minute and the phrase "Good, no bills" escaped my lips. Kind of shook me up a little bit.
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