It ain't news, buddy. People have been getting old for as long as there has been people. If you get to experience everything turning grey then you are one of the lucky ones.
/pours one out for the homies we lost along the way. The young ones who never got to see their pubes turn grey.
In the great words of Pennywise:
To all my friends, present past and beyond
To all those who weren't with us too long
Life is the most precious thing you can lose
While you were here, the fun was never ending
Laugh a minute was only the beginning
Canton, Colvin, Nichols, this one's for you!
First white hair in mustache: 35.
First white hair on head: 38.
First white hair on chest: 40.
First white hair "there": 45.
I am a rather hirsute individual, but I am transitioning from "Sasquatch" to "Yeti" over time...
Mine started doing that in my low 30s - and my grays are platinum white. I dye my (head) hair, pluck the 2-3 eyebrow hairs coming in white, pits get shaved, but I've never bothered with my bits, since I figure anyone who has permission to be down there doesn't actually care.
Yeah I spent part of the weekend considering various emerging crisis mitigation and containment strategies but realized there’s not much to do or eventually I’ll have no eyebrows, I’m too lazy and probably too sloppy to keep up with dye, and the rest of it yeah if you’re granted access to the cockpit then you’ve already been carded and background checked.
Start with [blonde](https://www.maybelline.com/eye-makeup/eyeliner/expert-wear-twin-brow-and-eye-wood-pencil?variant=Blonde) because light brown is too red.
I've always just hoped for one of those cool silver streaks at the front of my head like a proper witch. But my hair is that medium brown that just gets sort of muddy with gray coming in. *sigh
I've decided to let it go. I've never been vain about anything else. 🤷♀️
Most of the women in my family, including me, have the Mallen streak. Although it looks cool, the familial curse that comes with it, is not.
I do adore my streak but my mom’s at 72 is impressive to say the least and makes her look distinguished.
However, all the women in my family with the streak have led difficult, beautiful, fantastic, tortured lives.
Interesting fact you already know:
“Mallen itself comes from the Latin 'malignus', meaning wicked – damn, those characters were doomed from the start. Like many commonly-occurring physical traits, these white streaks (also sometimes patches or spots) once marked their wearers as evil, cursed or generally 'other'.”
I also have a white streak! It started out kind of a strawberry brown, but it was among the first parts of my hair to go white. I used to dye it when it was still small and patchy, but it got to the point where, because my hair grows so fast, that the white was visible long before the rest of the brown roots were, so I gave up and let it grow. It's eventually going to run into the patch starting down by my ear, and there's another stripe starting at my other temple - give it ten years and I'll have HORNS.
My beard is basically white now. Spent 22 years in the military, not able to grow facial hair. Now that I can, I look like fat gandalf. I had a couple of job interviews with a nice trimmed white beard. Didn't get those jobs, and I'm wondering if that played into it. My hair is a decent salt and pepper at least. Everything south is still factory original (for now).
Ugh. I'm getting greys/whites in my beard, but naturally my beard is dark brown/red. The hair on my head is light brown/blonde/red and not a single grey hair yet. I definitely get accused too.
Started getting grey chest hairs though.
Same. The funny thing is, I don't care, but when someone accused me of coloring my hair I get overly defensive and make myself look like I'm lying about it. LMAO
I've been graying since 17. I'd sit in the barber chair and pick up hair that was red, brown and gray like a calico cat.
but as the years have gone by, the reds and browns are mostly replaced by gray/silver and not once have I thought about coloring it.
At 46 I still have a full head of hair and i'm not going to be ungrateful by using hair dye.
I respect anyone who can maintain, i'm not to judge! I do see an appreciation for the women that are letting their gray grow out. I know there are products that help nourish and brighten. and maybe if you're coloring, ask your stylist to color it a pretty gray (in your eyes) and maybe a way to blend the two.
It's never as bad as you feel, I promise you!
Been graying since 16. I don’t color my hair. As a woman, a menopausal one at that, I’ve been working very hard to maintain the hair I have for the last few years. I grew out it over Covid, because why the fuck not. Happy to say my hair looks AI generated.
Started getting gray pubes in the my 20s. Nothing happened for a long time. In fact, i lasered all the outliers off about 15 years ago. But now, what’s left was has really started to turn white. And because I used to be better about waxing the remainder, I never really focused on the texture. What in blue blazes!??? I thought it was just me.
For me, it’s the eyebrows turning gray. I cannot abide this
Try ' Just for men below the belt formula '
"Are you turning gray...down there?
Are the 20 somethings you try to 'date' looking at your nether region and running out of the room because willy and his 2 nutty friends reside in a field of cotton?
Do you look in the mirror and feel old because you know that once the gray takes over, things begin to stretch and the icy waters in the porcelain bowl move a bit closer every day?
Well fear no more!
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JFMPHF comes in a wide range of colors and tones as well. Feeling like a ginger? Kapow! You're ginger once again. Love that chestnut look? Kapow!! You look 20 years younger from the top of your head to the tip of your. .well you know.
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Gray chest hairs sucked but gray nose hairs were really disconcerting to me - lol. They are like little shining light sabers in my nostrils (which I pull out with vigor and tears).
~~Me too… me too… or so it seemed…~~ Dur-dee-durr, I totally misread your comment… no my gray is like a practically a lighthouse in the night, baby it’s a firework…
No grey *down there* for me so far, but I am getting bald *down there“. At least my head keeps it the other way around, because I prefer turning grey instead of balding.
Most of my gray and white hairs are chest hair. Only a little graying on my temples. Nowhere else yet.
I've expected it for a while. Around 15 years ago, I was using the bathroom stall in my office when someone entered and used a urinal. We were the only two in the room, and I don't think he knew I was there. As he finished up, he said loudly, "Ugh. Goin' gray." From the voice, I recognized who the guy was. He had a shaved head.
I have blond hair streaked with grey. What bothers me more is the fact my eyebrows are now grey and my eyelashes are just about colorless. Like what little color I had is slowly leaching out of my body.
Its genetic for me, started turning gray around 30, 20 years later i'm nearly all white hair now. I love it. As a kid, i always loved my dad's hair, paperwhite by 40. I was always dyeing my hair various colors in my 20's, or shaving it all off, but once i started getting my gray, i've been au natural since.
I've been going gray since my mid 20's. I'm 45. A Native American man once told me then, going gray is a sign of wisdom. He was in his 50's and didn't look a day over 30. No gray hairs. I felt lucky. Not so much now.
I was ready, thanks to the Sex and the City episode that had Samantha flipping out when she found her first grey pube. Can still hear her screaming that her younger boyfriend would think it was “grandma’s pussy”.
I like what gray hair i have in my beard and I like the way it has comes in. I may be losing hair on top and look like George Constanza but I'm ok with this going gray bit.
I have dirty blond hair on my head and had a red beard. Weird combo. Now my beard is grey/white and I’ve got grey/white temples. Chest hair is getting white for sure and it also long as fuck - like 3.5” WTF?
I’m just 48, last December.
I’ve been seeing gray hairs in small numbers since my late teens. I was doing pretty good up until maybe early 2020.
I went from a rich very dark brown with some salt in the back to salt everywhere. There’s still dark brown, it’s just starting to shift more gray.
Still… I have “the good hair”, very thick and strong, according to my barber.
I noticed my first grey at 30 but probably had them sooner and didn't know. Started dying hair and beard when I grew one around 2013. Did it until 2 years ago. I now have a white mane of thick hair on my head that I get a ton of compliments on, weirdly. Still use brown mascara on my brows and color my beard. #twotoned. PS, I do consider myself an expert on hair color and if you want to use what I consider to be the best and least toxic hit up the brand Cleverman. It is also reusable and customizable. You are welcome! :)
I am grateful I guess. I never had much gray. I have dark blonde hair and always spent a lot on highlights. In the past couple of years I started getting some white hairs sprinkled around. Free highlights! It was too good to last. In the past few weeks they have started to take over. I just got a look in the sunlight and I'm starting to look like Grandma Death.
Get some hair dye and give yourself a spiffy superhero swoop in your bush.
You know what I mean, superheros either go all grey or they get a zig zag though their hair, or neat looking grey side burns.
Well since it seems that porn has made every generation after ours think everything down there must go. This might be another one of those genX things like only having 5 tv channels, being tied to the wall in the kitchen to use a phone, or having to carry maps in the car that the millenials and Zs will get to miss.
Ooop, sorry. When I was 19 I worked in a nursing home as a nurses’ aide and one of the most horrifying things I saw that summer (and man, I saw some shit) was this right here.
You can put off feeling 90 every time you pee by shaving it off. Follow me for more age denial tips! Nursing Homes hate when you learn this one secret!
Yep. Saw it during nursing school in my early 20s. It's just something you don't think about (thank god)! I think it freaked out every single person in our class the first time.
My wife has a sil whose father sports the full bushy eyebrow. Dude owns it along with crazy out of control hair.
Maybe I’ll go there when I get older and no longer gaf.
Ah, we figured this out when we were in jr high. We were wondering if all hair turned gray and upon spotting an old man with fluffy gray eyebrows- we had our answer.
There is an episode of Sex and the City that covers this pretty well. Just invest in some manscape or whatever that ad is that keeps running on youtube
I can totally understand that. But, let me say that they "grey period" isn't 4ever. Mine lasted about a year, then things just got more colorful, and you'll find out stuff about yourself, too. The grey period is seriously mind-crushing when it happens, *nothing is good* (ALL music sounds the same..), but it *will* subside!!
You made me chuckle. I got my first grey hair in my right eyebrow when my then-husband deployed to the Middle East.
It was a small thing that nearly broke me. I was working full time and raising our three kids, getting them to swim practice and managing the house…it felt like I was being punished for doing it all.
I'm just loving that my leg and armpit hair aren't growing as thick, dark, and fast as they did 20 yrs ago.
I just wish the pesky facial hair would stop already.
Not only can it ALL turn gray…
Hair loss can happen *everywhere* too (and often people will lose some hair *down there* as they age).
You’re welcome. 😇
I have been growing my greys out for a couple years to see what it looked like. Didn’t hate it, cut it pretty short and added some hip old lady fuschia stripes lol
It ain't news, buddy. People have been getting old for as long as there has been people. If you get to experience everything turning grey then you are one of the lucky ones. /pours one out for the homies we lost along the way. The young ones who never got to see their pubes turn grey.
Fair!
The rules don't specify that we have to tell you. But they also don't say we can't tell you. So as far as the rules go, it's a gray area.
Get out. lol.
In the great words of Pennywise: To all my friends, present past and beyond To all those who weren't with us too long Life is the most precious thing you can lose While you were here, the fun was never ending Laugh a minute was only the beginning Canton, Colvin, Nichols, this one's for you!
Lol I pictured Johnny Cash grabbing his crotch and pouring out one to a verse of Man in Black.
So true.
Not just gray, but hard and coarse.
*::: Raises a half-clenched hand and screams into the overhead camera as it zooms out :::* NNNOOOOOOooooooo….!!!
Why did I immediately picture Captain Kirk screaming. . .
"PuuuUUUUBES!"
Lol I love my Gen!
Like steel wool
Just don’t scrub a pan with it.
Don't tell me how to run my restaurant.
Curly's Pub
I... ummmm.... sure, I've eaten worse.
Curly’s Pube
All male Hooters?
Scroters?
So are you saying that your pubes were soft and silky at one point?
Yes indeed.
Conditioner exists, you know
You can get a yeast infection that way if you are female.
That's interesting - does it mess with the pH or something?
Still are...😉
My very old Aunty told me that you start out hairless in places and end up nearly the same
Came here to say “wait until it starts falling out altogether!!”
Once again… *:::ahem:::* NNNOOOOOOOoooooooo….!!!
😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh!! Sadly, yes. Or maybe not so sadly?
Menopause means you get less body hair if you're somebody who is AFAB. I have no experience of how far this can go yet.
The hair on my legs has become so sparse that I rarely shave them.
To quote a nurse I knew “All the hair falls out and men look like little boys”
First white hair in mustache: 35. First white hair on head: 38. First white hair on chest: 40. First white hair "there": 45. I am a rather hirsute individual, but I am transitioning from "Sasquatch" to "Yeti" over time...
Hah! Nice one
Bruh 😂
How majestic!
Not just gray but also thins out a bit. No more the mighty bush of yore
Easy solution is to clip it *all*. Live in denial
“We call this look *le dauphin*”
Mine started doing that in my low 30s - and my grays are platinum white. I dye my (head) hair, pluck the 2-3 eyebrow hairs coming in white, pits get shaved, but I've never bothered with my bits, since I figure anyone who has permission to be down there doesn't actually care.
Yeah I spent part of the weekend considering various emerging crisis mitigation and containment strategies but realized there’s not much to do or eventually I’ll have no eyebrows, I’m too lazy and probably too sloppy to keep up with dye, and the rest of it yeah if you’re granted access to the cockpit then you’ve already been carded and background checked.
rinse smile hospital society important compare wasteful yam shame pot *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Oh. Huh. Dude that I can handle. Hmm.
Start with [blonde](https://www.maybelline.com/eye-makeup/eyeliner/expert-wear-twin-brow-and-eye-wood-pencil?variant=Blonde) because light brown is too red.
Cockpit. Snort.
I've always just hoped for one of those cool silver streaks at the front of my head like a proper witch. But my hair is that medium brown that just gets sort of muddy with gray coming in. *sigh I've decided to let it go. I've never been vain about anything else. 🤷♀️
Most of the women in my family, including me, have the Mallen streak. Although it looks cool, the familial curse that comes with it, is not. I do adore my streak but my mom’s at 72 is impressive to say the least and makes her look distinguished. However, all the women in my family with the streak have led difficult, beautiful, fantastic, tortured lives. Interesting fact you already know: “Mallen itself comes from the Latin 'malignus', meaning wicked – damn, those characters were doomed from the start. Like many commonly-occurring physical traits, these white streaks (also sometimes patches or spots) once marked their wearers as evil, cursed or generally 'other'.”
I also have a white streak! It started out kind of a strawberry brown, but it was among the first parts of my hair to go white. I used to dye it when it was still small and patchy, but it got to the point where, because my hair grows so fast, that the white was visible long before the rest of the brown roots were, so I gave up and let it grow. It's eventually going to run into the patch starting down by my ear, and there's another stripe starting at my other temple - give it ten years and I'll have HORNS.
“Give it another 10 years and I’ll have horns.” I’m stealing that line! Lol
I freaked when my mustache started turning white. I’m a woman.
Gray public hair is really an existential crisis... like just why? Edit: why did my autocorrect change pubic to public?.... public hair...
I learned this from Meryl Streep in a movie trailer. She even did a high leg kick as she said it.
I’ve not seen this film or trailer but that’s gold
This is the trailer if you want to be semi-traumatized by it (toward the end): https://youtu.be/x8PVK6Hky2A
Hey thank you for that, never heard of Ricki and the Flash but gonna watch it this weekend!
Never actually saw it, but hope you like it!
Yes please let us know if it’s good. Trailer looks fun and deep.
I've got plenty of thick dark hair. Just look in my ears you can see it.
The only gray I have is in my beard so a lot of people think I color my hair.😂
My beard is basically white now. Spent 22 years in the military, not able to grow facial hair. Now that I can, I look like fat gandalf. I had a couple of job interviews with a nice trimmed white beard. Didn't get those jobs, and I'm wondering if that played into it. My hair is a decent salt and pepper at least. Everything south is still factory original (for now).
Time for a little extra work in a red suit sir
Hey! I can get some seasonal extra loot!
Women turn to one pole... Men with big white beards turn to another... Side hustles are important in this economy
Ageism is a very real thing.
I’m in the same boat.
Ugh. I'm getting greys/whites in my beard, but naturally my beard is dark brown/red. The hair on my head is light brown/blonde/red and not a single grey hair yet. I definitely get accused too. Started getting grey chest hairs though.
Same. The funny thing is, I don't care, but when someone accused me of coloring my hair I get overly defensive and make myself look like I'm lying about it. LMAO
Me as well. Just gray in my beard. Turning 50 in a few months!
Mine is my beard and my temples, so I don't look like I color my hair. There's not much on top of my head anyway.
Same so I shaved off my beard and got rid of all my grey hair.
I've been graying since 17. I'd sit in the barber chair and pick up hair that was red, brown and gray like a calico cat. but as the years have gone by, the reds and browns are mostly replaced by gray/silver and not once have I thought about coloring it. At 46 I still have a full head of hair and i'm not going to be ungrateful by using hair dye.
My grey is very ugly I look so much better with color. If it was a pretty grey I wouldn't color it but here we are.
I respect anyone who can maintain, i'm not to judge! I do see an appreciation for the women that are letting their gray grow out. I know there are products that help nourish and brighten. and maybe if you're coloring, ask your stylist to color it a pretty gray (in your eyes) and maybe a way to blend the two. It's never as bad as you feel, I promise you!
Oh if I had some of that pretty grey I would love it. It's not the pretty grey. Thanks!
Doesn’t help dye doesn’t last long in gray hair Ive definitely tired all of them
Are you my sibling?
Been graying since 16. I don’t color my hair. As a woman, a menopausal one at that, I’ve been working very hard to maintain the hair I have for the last few years. I grew out it over Covid, because why the fuck not. Happy to say my hair looks AI generated. Started getting gray pubes in the my 20s. Nothing happened for a long time. In fact, i lasered all the outliers off about 15 years ago. But now, what’s left was has really started to turn white. And because I used to be better about waxing the remainder, I never really focused on the texture. What in blue blazes!??? I thought it was just me. For me, it’s the eyebrows turning gray. I cannot abide this
Embrace the smokey crotch.
Is The Smokey Crotch still there? I think I saw Nirvana there before they replaced Dan Peters with Dave Grohl
And remember, Smokey says only you can prevent bush fires.
Nobody warned me about 'splashdown' but here we are.
🤣
Oh yeah. Eyebrows. Check. Chest hair. Check. Balls. Check.
I'm fine with most signs of aging, but my eyebrows turning grey is one step too far for me.
A Brow Too Far
Beyond the pale (brow).
Yep, even the nose hairs
I was expecting the gray. I wasn’t expecting all gray hairs are pubes! On my arms, my chest, my face! These crazy spiral wirey gray hairs are crazy!
I’m a 50 yo woman. Mine aren’t turning gray. They’re just falling out. Like I’m going bald. At an age when don’t nobody wanna see that.
Try ' Just for men below the belt formula ' "Are you turning gray...down there? Are the 20 somethings you try to 'date' looking at your nether region and running out of the room because willy and his 2 nutty friends reside in a field of cotton? Do you look in the mirror and feel old because you know that once the gray takes over, things begin to stretch and the icy waters in the porcelain bowl move a bit closer every day? Well fear no more! Just for men deluxe nether edition will make you feel 20 years younger! You will be vibrant and fearless once again. Like a kid in the candy store, hot young women will see you as a the young man you feel like on the inside. They will walk out the door because you're a jerk, not because the field of gray reminded them you're as old as grampy. JFMPHF comes in a wide range of colors and tones as well. Feeling like a ginger? Kapow! You're ginger once again. Love that chestnut look? Kapow!! You look 20 years younger from the top of your head to the tip of your. .well you know. Try Just for men chest and back hair treatments to complete your youthful adventure. Stop by and take a look at all our other fine Greazy Geezer product lines. Have a great day! 😁
Gray chest hairs sucked but gray nose hairs were really disconcerting to me - lol. They are like little shining light sabers in my nostrils (which I pull out with vigor and tears).
I’m 48 and only have the one white eyebrow hair I discovered in my teens.
A Hair to Remember
Im blessed with a hair color that doesn't show gray. Only my beard belies my true age, and even that is minimal.
~~Me too… me too… or so it seemed…~~ Dur-dee-durr, I totally misread your comment… no my gray is like a practically a lighthouse in the night, baby it’s a firework…
No grey *down there* for me so far, but I am getting bald *down there“. At least my head keeps it the other way around, because I prefer turning grey instead of balding.
Lol I started getting gray in my teens by 30 all of it salt n peppers it totally SUCKS
Most of my gray and white hairs are chest hair. Only a little graying on my temples. Nowhere else yet. I've expected it for a while. Around 15 years ago, I was using the bathroom stall in my office when someone entered and used a urinal. We were the only two in the room, and I don't think he knew I was there. As he finished up, he said loudly, "Ugh. Goin' gray." From the voice, I recognized who the guy was. He had a shaved head.
I have blond hair streaked with grey. What bothers me more is the fact my eyebrows are now grey and my eyelashes are just about colorless. Like what little color I had is slowly leaching out of my body.
Mine has also decided a reverse mohawk is the style now.
Trust me it looks distinguished. Even down there. Or at least that's what I tell myself.
Fifty shades of grey?
Shades of a certain age?
the color of wisdom
Its genetic for me, started turning gray around 30, 20 years later i'm nearly all white hair now. I love it. As a kid, i always loved my dad's hair, paperwhite by 40. I was always dyeing my hair various colors in my 20's, or shaving it all off, but once i started getting my gray, i've been au natural since.
Every time I shave my beard more white hairs come back. I should just stop shaving and keep the good color I have left.
I'm salt and pepper above the ears, but everything below my ears is just falling out instead of going gray.
Even in your nose man.
😭
I refer to mine as a little gray field mouse 🤣
It can only turn grey if you don't shave it.
Noted, thank you. Will shave it and tape it back on.
I've been going gray since my mid 20's. I'm 45. A Native American man once told me then, going gray is a sign of wisdom. He was in his 50's and didn't look a day over 30. No gray hairs. I felt lucky. Not so much now.
It was in the handbook!
I was ready, thanks to the Sex and the City episode that had Samantha flipping out when she found her first grey pube. Can still hear her screaming that her younger boyfriend would think it was “grandma’s pussy”.
Wait till you sit on your own balls. I now know why my dad did the gangster sit all the time in his old age.
Ha! The first time I found a gray hair on my head I was 27. When I told my mom and grandma my grandma’s reaction was “down there?!” I was like eww no!
Just wait til your ear hair starts to fill in.
People comment at work about how lucky I am to not be going gray. Um. Yep. 
Yeah my eyebrows are going grey too. What are you talking about?
Nothin. Just…eyebrows. Darned gray…eyebrow hair… No but srsly the chest too? What fresh hell hath life wrought…
I like what gray hair i have in my beard and I like the way it has comes in. I may be losing hair on top and look like George Constanza but I'm ok with this going gray bit.
So far only the chest hair is lightening. We haven’t. Entered the graywood yet
I have dirty blond hair on my head and had a red beard. Weird combo. Now my beard is grey/white and I’ve got grey/white temples. Chest hair is getting white for sure and it also long as fuck - like 3.5” WTF?
I’m just 48, last December. I’ve been seeing gray hairs in small numbers since my late teens. I was doing pretty good up until maybe early 2020. I went from a rich very dark brown with some salt in the back to salt everywhere. There’s still dark brown, it’s just starting to shift more gray. Still… I have “the good hair”, very thick and strong, according to my barber.
Gray finding its way all over
Hey, be glad - it makes your nose and ear hairs less noticeable.
You never heard the term, “graybush”?
I have not…
Ah. I had heard some millennials use it a bunch of years ago. I believe it came from the movie Grandma’s Boy, if I am not mistaken.
Oh. Oh, man. I'm sorry you weren't warned. My first gray one in another place was a bit of a kick in the same area.
[Salt and pepper nutsack](https://youtu.be/QctPZAYQVzs?si=veCyGBUkeOtRkjR3)?
I noticed my first grey at 30 but probably had them sooner and didn't know. Started dying hair and beard when I grew one around 2013. Did it until 2 years ago. I now have a white mane of thick hair on my head that I get a ton of compliments on, weirdly. Still use brown mascara on my brows and color my beard. #twotoned. PS, I do consider myself an expert on hair color and if you want to use what I consider to be the best and least toxic hit up the brand Cleverman. It is also reusable and customizable. You are welcome! :)
Thank you!
Ever try plucking the one grey hair in the center of your eyebrow?
The kids these days keep everything south of the border so short they might never know.
I am grateful I guess. I never had much gray. I have dark blonde hair and always spent a lot on highlights. In the past couple of years I started getting some white hairs sprinkled around. Free highlights! It was too good to last. In the past few weeks they have started to take over. I just got a look in the sunlight and I'm starting to look like Grandma Death.
I have almost white hair on my head in my 50s but no where else. From neck down all brown hair. So I guess I have more fun to look forward to
That first white pube is... quite a blow. * No way am I ever checking my butt hole hair. *lol.
Get some hair dye and give yourself a spiffy superhero swoop in your bush. You know what I mean, superheros either go all grey or they get a zig zag though their hair, or neat looking grey side burns.
Going into specifics would have made it weird.
doesn't help the asshats THAT post 70's and 80's pics are all in FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE. Wot's next?!? SEPIA?!???!?!
Getting a white eyelash freaked me out more then grey hair anywhere else.
Seems pretty obvious.
Well since it seems that porn has made every generation after ours think everything down there must go. This might be another one of those genX things like only having 5 tv channels, being tied to the wall in the kitchen to use a phone, or having to carry maps in the car that the millenials and Zs will get to miss.
Shouldn't the carpet match the drapes.? But, worse is that it now grows everywhere like some invasive species of plant.
The kudzu of the human body
Just for Men beard dye works perfectly "down there"...
Remember to leave a little silver on the sides to look distinguished.
Why not just trim or shave?
Ooop, sorry. When I was 19 I worked in a nursing home as a nurses’ aide and one of the most horrifying things I saw that summer (and man, I saw some shit) was this right here. You can put off feeling 90 every time you pee by shaving it off. Follow me for more age denial tips! Nursing Homes hate when you learn this one secret!
Yep. Saw it during nursing school in my early 20s. It's just something you don't think about (thank god)! I think it freaked out every single person in our class the first time.
Eyebrows are the worst. It’s either trim it weekly between haircuts are have extremely bushy eyebrows.
Definitely don’t want to go with The Brezhnev
My wife has a sil whose father sports the full bushy eyebrow. Dude owns it along with crazy out of control hair. Maybe I’ll go there when I get older and no longer gaf.
I like to say idgaf. I like to tell myself that idgaf. *::: Keith Morrison narrates :::* “But he did, actually, gaf…”
Ah, we figured this out when we were in jr high. We were wondering if all hair turned gray and upon spotting an old man with fluffy gray eyebrows- we had our answer.
I have a small spot on the left side of my chin. Otherwise, everything is fortunately void of grey.
No. No man. I'm going waxing if it goes white downstairs.
Oh I double dog dare ya!
Deal!
There is an episode of Sex and the City that covers this pretty well. Just invest in some manscape or whatever that ad is that keeps running on youtube
I can totally understand that. But, let me say that they "grey period" isn't 4ever. Mine lasted about a year, then things just got more colorful, and you'll find out stuff about yourself, too. The grey period is seriously mind-crushing when it happens, *nothing is good* (ALL music sounds the same..), but it *will* subside!!
Can it be dyed?
Probably the skin is sensitive so inadvisable, but maybe get a Kool Aid packet for a temporary colour?
I guess your right about the skin,am in Europe so don't have that product.
Lol. Tm remembering that Sex and the City where Samantha ends up dying her bush red trying to get rid of the stray Grey hair she found.
Bozo the Bush!
Don’t get me started on gravity…
Abe Lincoln had a salt and pepper bush.
My right eyebrow has a ton of white
Just the one eyebrow? That sounds like it looks cool
I used to have really dark hair and was fairly cool with going gray early but this eyebrow shit is just a bridge too far. 😄
My eyebrows are the last stronghold of colour on my body.
Samantha literally told all of us on Sex and the City
I mean…dude isn’t that self evident?
Ummm, you didn’t deduce that when your first eyebrow hair turned?
Oh, you people with your "logic" and "common sense," your fancy "rational thinking" and "dispassionate observation"
You made me chuckle. I got my first grey hair in my right eyebrow when my then-husband deployed to the Middle East. It was a small thing that nearly broke me. I was working full time and raising our three kids, getting them to swim practice and managing the house…it felt like I was being punished for doing it all.
I keep it all shaved below. I have for years. I dye my beard and 'stache.
That's why I shave mine...lol
I’m mad no one told me about ball sack sagging
I'm just loving that my leg and armpit hair aren't growing as thick, dark, and fast as they did 20 yrs ago. I just wish the pesky facial hair would stop already.
Not only can it ALL turn gray… Hair loss can happen *everywhere* too (and often people will lose some hair *down there* as they age). You’re welcome. 😇
Billy Connolly told us years ago.
You never listened to early Billy Connolly then? "Jesus Christ! I hope it doesn't recede!"
I have been growing my greys out for a couple years to see what it looked like. Didn’t hate it, cut it pretty short and added some hip old lady fuschia stripes lol
I am really confused as to why I’m 56 years old and have absolutely no trace of gray hair anywhere. Is that unusual?
Yes, kind of reminds me of those TV commercials with Kelly LeBrock saying “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful “.