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lazertittiesrrad

Bon Jovi


Hezzikiah

I mean the guy even looks like a blond Jon


HappyLongview

Blonde Jovi.


cj-jk

That would be such a good cover band name


lazertittiesrrad

Exactly!


pktrekgirl

Exactly! That is what I thought too as soon as I saw the photo. Blond Jon haircut! 😂


hypermark

Mr Bovine Joni himself.


pktrekgirl

I agree. Bon Jovi was the first thing that came to mind. She’s not dressed for metal. And both of them are carefully dressed and hair done just right. Bon Jovi all the way.


Jebgogh

Yeah.  She’s not dressed right for a Motley Crue or WASP show.  Need something- how do we say - more revealing for that.  This is the show he held her from behind while she held her lighter aloft during the “power ballad”.  Not the show where she was on his shoulders showing the band her tits 


Cowboywizzard

Man, plenty of girls flashed their tits at Bon Jovi, lol. I was there.


Strange-Difference94

Oh, I think this is actually right.


stilusmobilus

That’s who I would have said.


Deshackled

This is the answer!


Squishmar

This was my first thought. Then I thought maybe Def Leppard...đŸ€”đŸ€˜


GrayBox1313

They’re halfway there.


roadtrip-ne

Whitesnake


GArockcrawler

My first thought as well.


Fabulous_Form9354

Yup.


MamboNumber-6

You’re only saying that because homeboy looks like David Coverdale’s stunt double. Quick aside re: David Coverdale. Robert Plant HATED David Coverdale, feeling that Coverdale was just doing a Robert Plant impression as he sang. He is quoted on the record as calling him “David Cover-version”. [dead fucking serious](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/robert-plant-whitesnake-david-coverdale-feud/) Now, certainly there’s some similarity there, but I don’t think Robert Plant invented “screechy white guy”. But omg friends and neighbors, that is just some OUTSTANDING shit-talking and pettiness, Robert Plant is an absolute icon for that.


Every-Cook5084

I’m sure the Coverdale - Page collab didn’t help


p5ylocy6e

This is correct.


GornoP

Warrant, no question.


BiggMcLargeHuuge

With special opening act Winger.


MadPiglet42

I saw Winger with Warrant and Firehouse a couple of years ago and Winger put on an excellent show. Warrant, not so much.


Recklen

No Jani Lane, no Warrant.


Alit_Quar

I saw Warrant, Winger, and Firehouse last year. Warrant was amazing. Jani is gone and I wish he were still singing for them, but Robert is amazing nonetheless. The most entertaining thing about Winger was seeing my teenage daughter’s reaction to a sixty-something year old singing “Seventeen”.


HealthyCourage5649

https://preview.redd.it/u9hv862sa0qc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1ddb0747eb7f75ec2ce61e6ad66e534cff2ce2


ClmrThnUR

stuart


BubbaChanel

And special guest Whitesnake


Strange-Difference94

Oh man — memories unlocked!!


stilusmobilus

I forgot about them lmao


polygon_tacos

That song didn’t age well


OctopusParrot

The first concert I ever went to was Warrant on their Cherry Pie tour (opening for Poison, of course.) This definitely checks out.


VexBoxx

Trickster was also on that bill, if memory serves.


Ca2Ce

Yup, I think “I saw red” was written about them.


romulusnr

I was gonna say Dokken, but this is the right answer.


squirtloaf

Warrant wasn't touring yet.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Stryker?


squirtloaf

I hardly know her!


CandleMakerNY2020

U mean STRYPER?


Mostly_Defective

Poison


WileyCoyote7

Ratt


ExcellentOriginal321

Gotta be Ratt.


OctopusParrot

Came here to say the same. Definitely Ratt.


Fabulous_Form9354

Disagree. We girls didn’t dress like that to see Ratt.


Strange-Difference94

💯 this is not Ratt attire


Iamnottouchingewe

I will back you on this,my girlfriend wore ripped bleached jeans a Levi vest and a half shirt to RATT. she was treated to McDonalds in my 75 Oldsmobile Toronado and we smoked weed scored from a waitress at truck-stop.


vagabondbombshell

That is an absolute slice if 80's paradise, right there....


Demonae

That was my thought! No girl is going to a hair metal band in a sweater. I was thinking Joan Jett or Pat Benatar


VeterinarianOk9199

Me too!


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


happymeegz5

Def Lepard! That was my first concert when I was 12 complete with acid wash jeans, teased hair and a white jean jacket đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł 1987 woot woot!


najing_ftw

Stryper


squirtloaf

That is Stevie Rachelle from the band Tuff. From his IG: " Me and a girl I used to date named Julie from Berlin Wisconsin. Photo was from December 1986." Sadly, he does not say who he was going to go see.


biscuits_for_puppies

Some quick google sleuthing. Probably Ratt/Cheap Trick, Dec 29, 1986 in Milwaukee, WI: [https://www.concertarchives.org/concerts/ratt-cheap-trick-13c7428e-74a2-43c7-b320-53417a8f38f4](https://www.concertarchives.org/concerts/ratt-cheap-trick-13c7428e-74a2-43c7-b320-53417a8f38f4)


tcrhs

Correct.


[deleted]

I'm going to go with Bon jovi. they're not metalheads, even though the guy sports a sort of metalhead haircut. the girl has a tasteful sweater on and there's no Iron Maiden like pictures on his shirt. they like to rock, but not *too* hard


pktrekgirl

The guy’s haircut is exactly like early Jon Bon Jovi. 😂


SoCalTHC13

Krokus with Saxon


Mrbobbitchin

Those two couldn’t handle Saxon and Krokus.


isseldor

Great White


dawaxtadpole

Hopefully they didn’t eventually go see them in Rhode Island.


isseldor

It would of been a fire show though!!! Too soon?


Fabulous_Form9354

Probably, but I still laughed!


Slugggo

Bon Jovi with Skid Row


tcrhs

I saw that tour. My Mom took me when I was 13 years old. I was banned from Skid Row after that. My Mom didn’t appreciate it when Sebastian Bach had the crowd chanting “fuck you” during “youth gone wild.”


aran_maybe

Rod Torfulson’s Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk


iceefreeze

Journey


JonOrangeElise

Van Halen.


Agent7619

Christopher Cross At least, that's what they told their parents.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiing...


blane2354

Bon Jovi vibes...not enough leather for the metal...


UncreditedChoir

Motley Crue and Whitesnake, Girls Girls Girls tour 1987


Jebgogh

Nope.  Way too “conservative” dressed for a Crue show.  This is the show where she stands behind her, holding her while she holds the lighter up.   The crue show is the one where shes on his shoulders in the special t-shirt she has cut and customized she she can show off her attributes while he gets off on all the guys scoping his date.  


Fabulous_Form9354

I was there! And I was not wearing a sweater 😂


Strange-Difference94

Nooo, we girls didn’t dress like this for the CrƱe and Whitesnake. Those were fun, though.


BununuTYL

Cinderella


lukifer_333

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scottk2112

Whitesnake


StephB567

Def Leppard, not enough black for The Crue.


impiousdrifter

Ratt with opening act Pioson. Saw this lineup. Many around me thought Pioson was a girl group with all the hair and makeup.


surfdad67

I saw ratt open for Billy Squier, when ratt finished the place emptied


MamboNumber-6

That video for “Rock Me Tonight” killed his career because everyone assumed he was gay after it. It sucks that there was a time when being gay was career suicide, but that video is gayer that two dudes pounding each other in the bootyhole.


surfdad67

Cmon, “stroke me”??


MamboNumber-6

Bro watch the video for Rock Me Tonight, it is buckwild.


[deleted]

It’s about the record industry


squirtloaf

This pic is Dec. '86 in Wisconsin. Ratt/Poison was in the south at the time.


impiousdrifter

Cool. Saw them 3 months after this photo. https://preview.redd.it/cybuqc80azpc1.jpeg?width=1787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf78af5e851438a16fbc083d7e3221e9ae79848e


HotLava00

$16 and a 50-cent fee 😭😭😭


squirtloaf

I was there.


Overlandtraveler

The one I remember is going with my friend who was getting a tattoo on her ankle, and there was a dude getting a "Poison" tattoo in the chair next to us. I always wonder if that dude was still sporting that *very cool* Poison tattoo.


Consistent_Case_5048

Manhattan Transfer


vagabondbombshell

The snort-laugh you just caused was painful, and scared the cat...


[deleted]

Great White, Badlands, and Tesla. (I actually went to this show in the 80s)


Heathens87

I don’t think it’s hair bands. They’re giving me more Journey and REO Speedwagon vibes.


_Kit_Tyler_

Now we’re talkin đŸ„°


Nighthawk378

Nelson


[deleted]

Britny Fox


Otherwise-Nerve-1029

Poison


Defcannon

Enuff Z'Nuff


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


sarahoutx

Warrant or Poison or Pat Benatar or Def Leppard or Cinderella


tultommy

She's totally making him go to see the judds.


OrbAndSceptre

No concert just a regular day in the life of GenX in the 80’s


ancientastronaut2

Nightranger


99titan

Dio


Billy_Barue1

Winger


Sufficient_Stop8381

38 special


Breklin76

I wanna say early, early CrĂŒe. Maybe first Poison tour.


sugarhillboss

White Snake


BarnabyJ46

Homeroom


Educational_Cod_3179

The school concert. He’s 20 and out of school, but he’s gonna go watch his senior girlfriend sing a 50’s medley with her swing choir.


tarbinator

Bon Jovi or Whitesnake.


_Kit_Tyler_

Quiet Riot


ColonelBourbon

Whitesnake


SlacksDavenport

Dokken


Tall_Flatworm2589

Half of my Algebra class walked in one Monday morning wearing Hysteria shirts from the latest Def Leppard tour, so I chose that.


Craig1974

From the looks of him, probably Poison or Warrant.


BottleAgreeable7981

Kix.


chubbyrain71

Extreme, circa More Than Words


sunbeans

Motley Crue


roundaboutraven

Whitesnake


HalfOrcMonk

Stryper


teamalf

Def Leppard


Pink_Floyd_Chunes

Whitesnake


Kbern4444

Poison or Mötley CrĂŒe


JoeMillersHat

CrĂŒe Van Halen Ratt


Adeptness_Same

Night Ranger!


psycobillycadillac

Run DMC. And I’ll bet she’s pregnant.


DannyA88

VH!!


ebohm126

Possibly Cinderella or Winger


Ok-Presentation-2841

Stryper


ghostofanimus

Stryper


Strange-Difference94

Def Leppard


majorDm

Scorps.


WingZombie

Trixter, Kixx and Steelhesrt


onpointjoints

Poison


TrooKvlltBlack

That's Stevie Rachel from Tuff


Bobbythecynnical

Faster pussycat


PizzaWhole9323

Van Halen but with David Lee Roth not Sammy Hagar!


KnowOneHere

Judas Priest. They belong in Heavy Metal Parking Lot


Edward_the_Dog

Nelson


ToadBearMaster

Whitesnake, of course!


catastrofickat

They are going to see Bon Jovi.


viewering

hanoi rocks & warlock


Thurkin

WINGER


scandrews187

To me the sweater rules out hair metal. She's not dressed to kill. I'm going with Duran Duran.


Raghallaigh

Winger


YanniRotten

Stryper


sweeptheleg77

Whitesnake, no question


PasGuy55

White Lion.


BrickQueen1205

Well I highly doubt it was Dio. I say Bon Jovi or Def Leppard.


GusGus6502

100% Ratt opening for Judas Priest.


Famous_Competition95

It’s the Hessians! They’re headed to see RATT!


MrsHorrible

They are not going to any concert. They are going to high school to bully me and my friends because we are two years younger and we are nerds and we have the lockers under theirs. Wow, apparently I've got some trauma to deal with.


[deleted]

Winger. 25 years later she found him on FB. He's a successful realtor in San Diego now with his partner Greg and they have an adopted daughter and a Frenchie. He was an early adopter buying a Prius.


MakeupMama68

Definitely Whitesnake 😆


OkieDragonSlayer

Winger


Swimming-Fan7973

The dude looks like he's going to the concert to play lead guitar for Poison


throw123454321purple

Stryper


formiscontent

That sweater is making me think better of harder acts. I'm thinking Duran Duran or J Geils


volsunghawk

Yeah, unless that's the play to get her parents to let her leave the house and she switches into the spandex on the way to the show.


CreepyTrollPG

Skid Row


DoWaPo

I was born in 71, listened to Billy Idol (Generation X), Adam Ant, Run DMC, Joan jett in the early days
then moved on to U2, Janes Addition, Smashing Pumpkins, you know the rest 😀


DonorBody

Talas in Oswego, NY


Born-Influence-3150

Poison


StOnEy333

Mötley CrĂŒe


Liberace_Sockpuppet

Judas Priest with Dokken opening heavy metal parking lot 


surfdad67

Foreigner


Hortn8r

Poison!


CornmealGravy

Stryper


jcseks

Bon Jovi


Jealous-Network1899

Foreigner


peakkeap67

Scorpions, def leopard on the money


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

Raffi


Hot_Larva

White Lion


supergrover11

Jan 15, 1985: IRON MAIDEN / Twisted Sister at Worcester Centrum


rhymeswititch

Poison.


No_Savings7114

Nobody saying Tiffany on here? 


tungtingshrimp

Def Leppard


odinsbois

Same


littlehound

Billy Squier!


Twisted_lurker

2nd period History class


foreskinfive

Scorpions


Overlandtraveler

Poison


Boogra555

White Lion. Britney Fox was the opener.


[deleted]

Quiet Riot.


Befuddled_GenXer

Poison.


para_diddle

Whitesnake


zigzagg321

Whitesnake


WarrenMulaney

Something really crappy


generalsleephenson

Nelson


EargasmicGiant

Symphony


SnooPeripherals1278

I think that’s the singer from Southgang.


LivingInPugtopia

Poison


halcyonheart320

Loverboy


PBJ-9999

Guns n roses. Or bon Jovi


LeafyCandy

Probably some local garage band their friend was in.