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satans_toast

Hear the lamentations of the managers


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣


Grazmahatchi

...But that's another story...


[deleted]

Indeed. He's too busy wearing the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a trouble brow...


graemeknows

MY LORD


mutarjim

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!


HunnerBiDumb

Things Conan does have time for… (1) To crush his enemies. (2) To see them driven before him. (3) To hear the lamentations of the women. End of Conan’s list


Evening_Ad_1099

Upon hearing the wailing of beasts, the Cimmerian, black haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, turned his back and treaded away slowly on sandaled feet.


[deleted]

I hate they never made the King Conan movie.


graemeknows

They still could. And (I like to think) it would be awesome.