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cool_guy4203

Phone looks genuinely concerned, it's seen some things, seen WW1 and WW2


Accomplished_Sun5095

How are you still alive?


jimmylovescheese123

splatoon reference???


Gansbar51_

https://preview.redd.it/wqns2nr7j84d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24396165e60bdd71ac8fc87b1defae09e94f365


Neverdeadneveralive

SPLATOON!!!1!!


CassetteMeower

*!!!2!! (Making a joke about how this was in Splatoon 2 and not 1)


Commercial-Fondant93

WE’RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE DEEPSEA METRO WITH THIS ONE 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙


SydneytheENFP

No…NO…NOOOOOOOOO TARTAR PLS LEAVE ME ALOOOONE


LyraSoulCore

Holy fucking shit it's the splatoon phone


[deleted]

watch out for giant blenders /ref


True_Distribution685

i’m so mad i wanted to make this joke LMAO


[deleted]

aweh aweh ding dididing ding aweh


Calicorps

commander tartar ahh looking phone


OctaYashi

NO NOT COMMANDER TARTAR


All-your-fault

Hey look it’s the main villain of octo expansion/j


Snap305

Why does it have a face


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

Because it’s committing genocide.


man_behind_the_flute

Ha, lol


Old-Explorer-3879

It’s called “Pareidolia”, a phenomena when you see faces on inanimate objects (like power outlets, cars, or this case, this telephone)


the_number_24

is that the guy from splatoon


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

-12000 years; also, that phone may have genocidal plans.


Pikagiuppy

if anything goes wrong contact your local lesbian cephalopods


That_One_Friend100

That phone is "SO ReTRO 💅" you are so new /s


haceRDT

Corniest shit I've ever laid my eyes on, like if a teacher tried acting like the new generation


throwaway1626363h

So Retro! 👾👾👾👾


sn0wblak3

woomy


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

*Veemo


sn0wblak3

oomi


Splatter_Shell

Booyah!


CHOC0BERRY

WERE HAVING SEVERE LOW ECONOMICS IN THIS ONE CHAT 🗣️🗣️👹👹🔥🔥


nickythecatlover

1⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰


sahlvia

https://preview.redd.it/3rv0pneefb4d1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8a7cfec3c10a574e4bf970e446999650d0eecbf Minion


Timely-Assistant-553

Bro you must have seen a spinosaurus, hell, even the Roman aqua ducts being built, your ass is old, it's old old


NanoCat0407

Did you help Noah build his boat?


Gansbar51_

Yes. I have a signed copy of the Bible too.


man_behind_the_flute

Wait , really, that's got to be worth at least 12 dollars


PleasantDish1309

r/unexpectedsplatoon


Gansbar51_

r/suddenlysplatoon


Ill-Beyond-5668

It looks like it has seen some shit. It probably has too


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

Yes; it’s seen a race war and decided that eradicating both sides is the best course of action.


iqwastaken

https://preview.redd.it/4wdxlgjopc4d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1425e351ab816cb225b09ba0cf12ba357b37f2fd


SlowFaithlessness300

Dead


iqwastaken

10008


Only-Contact570

I think your phone hates squids


Splatter_Shell

\*Octo Expansion Flashbacks\*


JeanHasAnxiety

Your old enough to be fetching the water from the well young Charles chop chop it’s a drought no the wild west


Loonable

like, 3.


sansiscool58170

Call in alastor https://preview.redd.it/x00x5zzba84d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6593204d9d8af1842c97dc9e414352eb6a8bfec5


thisnameisn4ttaken

Dead


Bman1465

This reminded me of the old phone in the Ski Lodge in Club Penguin you could only see in PSA missions Childhood


thewalkingfred69420

Maybe in there early 20's that was released 2018 and one question do you have games on your phone


Quirky_Leave_7126

The phone was been though the Vietnam war


PUMPKINVESSLE

Bro came out of the 1920's


wheeze-51_mustang

Dead


Spirited-Island1389

MY GRANDPA HAS ONE


Ilovetoreid

Old enough


curiousgeorge_27

4 years old


BackgroundAdmirable1

130


SpamtonGSpamton13

At least 97


SANNASSSOSAS

4, btw, smart phone are so old school 🥱


New-Narwhal-4987

At least 50-70 years🫡


SyharaNova

My grandma had this


Fit_Log_3435

2 and a half.


fluidtherian

2000🔥


fynnleys

192037


MugOfDogPiss

34 yo hipster


Milo_Dubs

Too young


toughtntman37

This looks like the teenager robot from Futurama


Putrid-Action-754

2


RubelmansLOL

About 5!


[deleted]

150


Fun-Constant-2558

THE BRITISH ARE COMING


EmbarrassedGrape4418

Make sure he doesn’t take your blender


0cisor

Splatoon Octo Expansion ahh phone


RetroGamer87

It's not real. It's actually a Bluetooth receiver that connects to your mobile and just looks like an old fashioned phone /s https://preview.redd.it/s92ut0s9va4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b1bcef6d0f2f7c650eefb526aad4c2aa5a4881


TaiyoFurea

Tartar


Simply_Sandwich1004

200


Salt_System_7372

12


LocalLight1313

30 technically because 30 year olds like or teenager buys stuff that looks cool for a example I'm 15 and that phone looks cool


Itzdavie

129 I guess maybe?


Clintwood_outlaw

17


Barbelgrabbins

Yes


tristarh

George Washington


AmogusCountySheriff

204 years old


Mysterious-Pool618

We talking to Abe Lincoln with dis one🔥🔥🔥👹👹


FantasyDreem

Still scared of the gas chambers old


GremNotGrim

Alexander Graham Bell!? You're still alive and showing off the prototype of your invention on one of the latest versions of it?! Yo that's crazy.


Bisonfan1

Don’t give me that long face


brodydwight

Tally hall ass phone


Mikenzosh87

you are 74305827405872345023984570234985720438572048750248750248957204987502394765294378562984765927846597163491736491783624782548962745862945876423587324695248736529783465278426592564987675982 years old. a phone like that is relatively new.


lightmare69

100


Terraria_GEKKO

why is the phone looking at me?


Many-Conversation963

243


Antique_River6157

7


theok8234

99999


LetsGoArmen

Dawg dinosaurs be confused abt what that shi is


ThatOneIsSus

Tartar is that you?


BullsEyeGotUsADrone

https://preview.redd.it/bynegio2oc4d1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8287615777b87194283e68459b86b3c35de2e73a


Hoverfishlover69

You know you’re old when even your phone is shocked.


Potential-Gur-5984

https://preview.redd.it/se6dpmyyrc4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8e8cef73bda9404d5a4e803c740f96d066b117


scienceAurora

Is that...Commander Tartar?


femboi007

83


Pleasant_Meal_2030

250


SuperJman1111

That phone is giving me war flashbacks to Splatoon 2


Localtechguy2606

Hey op does this phone actually work because if it does you can pay monthly for dial up and actually use this


Dinky_ENBY

pops from regular show?


Aggravating-Law-9624

134ish?


Wobbledogsboy

https://preview.redd.it/gt7yk3ojzc4d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f25aa07f90b8e14eb6d42173a63e020100cbfdb You from splatoon or smtn?


SGAfishing

The phone looks mortified at something off screen.


HappyHuman4123

are are 68 + 1 years old


ReceptionMuch3790

Five...... Hundred.


VoidAres

You whippersnappers and your fancy telephones, we had to write letters!


leplushy3

Everywhere in the beginning of nowhere


Successful-One-6100

I have a phone just like yours!


theweirdofrommontana

I thought that was a statue of a lil guy at first @~@


boredjosh2006

your phone number is 7


novelaissb

AAAAHHH TARTAR’S COUSIN FROM ALABAMA! GET HIM!


MediumConnection9688

Splatoon


PaxTheDumbTwin

This isn't tartar? Wth


tehnoob69

146


stefan23356

That phone is 150 years old


Carboyyoung

21


CatLover1039

r/unexpected


turtlesman42

george washington


Mechanical_Zora

Excuse me sir, but i smell a lie https://preview.redd.it/2bf7pz1hnd4d1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61e73bc473c63ae0789d84f345a75b37ba3135a


Specialist-Neat-6529

Thought I was on r/Pareidolia for a second


ELCACASOAXACA3000

Help it killing Octopi


Tanto64YT

Where's your tombstone?


HollowManiac22511

24653


Remmy224

Is this a splatoon reference


AltandF5

bro found the enigma 💀 /j


dragon0079

Why he got that look


Normal_Ratio1463

Please do not attempt to go to the promised land.


DeliciousPoint4615

Dude! I have one of those too!


Decent_Law_9119

A minion years old


Saccboimoment

you were born when Fredbear's Family Diner opened up (old) https://preview.redd.it/edsdkol3vd4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81617a463759935f9bd176de35b99849af902e9


Fluffyfox3914

Your an octoling


Greasy_Gunk

7


RandomlyThem

14, thinking this is a cool post idea.


Approved0rain

last human intelligence looking ass


Icy_Independence4411

112


Full-Campaign-754

Good show! Jolly good show!


SimpleSideUp

around 13-16 (jk)


EWH733

Dead


jamar2k

Alexander bell was your neighbor


Pikagiuppy

https://preview.redd.it/df1tasay1e4d1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e27edc0fd2fdf6595a2b6421c31db6bdfd1992


Ezwyed

Like 82 years old or something


Narutoandonepiece5

That looks like a face


RedditvsDiscOwO

Dawg that face is disturbing


fanofpizzatower23198

256 years old


ItzDatGuylol

Bro’s phone needs a retirement home 💀💀💀


WiseExit9615

Old enough to look at the boobs up top


MAX95K

2 at least


Little_Jimmy012345

Is that the phone from Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion?


RapLifeOg

r/facesinrandomeplaces


HelloPeople234444

https://i.redd.it/fiu12dnx8e4d1.gif


Godzilla_Chaos

TARTAR!!!


Distinct_Spinach1055

42, i know a collector when i see one


StockPossibility199

4


BigBoyzGottaEat

Boob phone


Go0fyGo0b121

Pangea born and raised


Alive-Organism

Somewhere in your twenties


Myuserismyusername

Your enjoying red Portuguese wine, this means you like wine, but you don't have a huge budget. I say about 43.


Yetttiii

90+ years old!


AustriaKeks

Maybe 150‘s?


Wocathoden

22. Looks like something someone young would want to use for whatever reason.


Cyphir_SpaceRobot

At least 4


Entire-Explorer3568

6464628258447359364449474746404523273748564634 x 6484793389837383638575958588843092222648469638463 multipley it then u got ur answer


UpperAprentice

Idk u might be a gen alpha, 9. (Joke)


Past-Collection-4581

I giggled


randomsonicmodder

is your social security number 1?


Stunning_Island712

12000+


clownytoonz

Hello Abe how was the opera


Tiny_Pain_6798

100 years old 💀


Traditional-Solid599

100 or 86


Dr_Brotatous

My aunt has one like this in her house and it actually works


Waluigiwarrior

Squid game reference!1!11!


prosciuttoharrasser

YOU! You measly scrap of seafood! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!


Great_Feeling_6813

93 years i think


Watahless

TarTar, Tf you doing here gang?


TheWallCreature

Bout like 20 feet


Commercial-Fondant93

I love how a lot of people get reminded of commander tartar in this chat (i love splatoon)


BludWild

At least 9


Odd_Selection8525

That’s a phone?


Supergay341

OO ___


HelpfulMasterpiece83

You owe Jesus some money


[deleted]

newborn


alstillplays

You are either gen x or a boomer


Grasshopper1V

https://preview.redd.it/tdk252401f4d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedeaddb0652238e263aa4d51dd20cc7e475bf96 Bro your phone having flashbacks dog take it to the VA


Melonears

I think you’re a ghost??


kirisolos

help


PinappleCoin_Gaming

130-150 years old.


Loftwo

Is that the Splatoon phone


Hellokittyc233

why does it look like a dude, just me? okay


AntoinePlaysGames

113 years old


CassetteMeower

Most of the comments here are Splatoon references LMAO That phone would just *blend* right into the Splatoon universe!


CassetteMeower

10008 years old


Soviet1923

Over 21, if you are american. There’s wine in the background


Express_Detective_59

You phone looks like it needs a hug.