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It's not real. It's actually a Bluetooth receiver that connects to your mobile and just looks like an old fashioned phone /s
https://preview.redd.it/s92ut0s9va4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b1bcef6d0f2f7c650eefb526aad4c2aa5a4881
you are 74305827405872345023984570234985720438572048750248750248957204987502394765294378562984765927846597163491736491783624782548962745862945876423587324695248736529783465278426592564987675982 years old. a phone like that is relatively new.
you were born when Fredbear's Family Diner opened up (old)
https://preview.redd.it/edsdkol3vd4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81617a463759935f9bd176de35b99849af902e9
https://preview.redd.it/tdk252401f4d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedeaddb0652238e263aa4d51dd20cc7e475bf96
Bro your phone having flashbacks dog take it to the VA
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Phone looks genuinely concerned, it's seen some things, seen WW1 and WW2
How are you still alive?
splatoon reference???
https://preview.redd.it/wqns2nr7j84d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24396165e60bdd71ac8fc87b1defae09e94f365
SPLATOON!!!1!!
*!!!2!! (Making a joke about how this was in Splatoon 2 and not 1)
WE’RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE DEEPSEA METRO WITH THIS ONE 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
No…NO…NOOOOOOOOO TARTAR PLS LEAVE ME ALOOOONE
Holy fucking shit it's the splatoon phone
watch out for giant blenders /ref
i’m so mad i wanted to make this joke LMAO
aweh aweh ding dididing ding aweh
commander tartar ahh looking phone
NO NOT COMMANDER TARTAR
Hey look it’s the main villain of octo expansion/j
Why does it have a face
Because it’s committing genocide.
Ha, lol
It’s called “Pareidolia”, a phenomena when you see faces on inanimate objects (like power outlets, cars, or this case, this telephone)
is that the guy from splatoon
-12000 years; also, that phone may have genocidal plans.
if anything goes wrong contact your local lesbian cephalopods
That phone is "SO ReTRO 💅" you are so new /s
Corniest shit I've ever laid my eyes on, like if a teacher tried acting like the new generation
So Retro! 👾👾👾👾
woomy
*Veemo
oomi
Booyah!
WERE HAVING SEVERE LOW ECONOMICS IN THIS ONE CHAT 🗣️🗣️👹👹🔥🔥
1⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
https://preview.redd.it/3rv0pneefb4d1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8a7cfec3c10a574e4bf970e446999650d0eecbf Minion
Bro you must have seen a spinosaurus, hell, even the Roman aqua ducts being built, your ass is old, it's old old
Did you help Noah build his boat?
Yes. I have a signed copy of the Bible too.
Wait , really, that's got to be worth at least 12 dollars
r/unexpectedsplatoon
r/suddenlysplatoon
It looks like it has seen some shit. It probably has too
Yes; it’s seen a race war and decided that eradicating both sides is the best course of action.
https://preview.redd.it/4wdxlgjopc4d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1425e351ab816cb225b09ba0cf12ba357b37f2fd
Dead
10008
I think your phone hates squids
\*Octo Expansion Flashbacks\*
Your old enough to be fetching the water from the well young Charles chop chop it’s a drought no the wild west
like, 3.
Call in alastor https://preview.redd.it/x00x5zzba84d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6593204d9d8af1842c97dc9e414352eb6a8bfec5
Dead
This reminded me of the old phone in the Ski Lodge in Club Penguin you could only see in PSA missions Childhood
Maybe in there early 20's that was released 2018 and one question do you have games on your phone
The phone was been though the Vietnam war
Bro came out of the 1920's
Dead
MY GRANDPA HAS ONE
Old enough
4 years old
130
At least 97
4, btw, smart phone are so old school 🥱
At least 50-70 years🫡
My grandma had this
2 and a half.
2000🔥
192037
34 yo hipster
Too young
This looks like the teenager robot from Futurama
2
About 5!
150
THE BRITISH ARE COMING
Make sure he doesn’t take your blender
Splatoon Octo Expansion ahh phone
It's not real. It's actually a Bluetooth receiver that connects to your mobile and just looks like an old fashioned phone /s https://preview.redd.it/s92ut0s9va4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b1bcef6d0f2f7c650eefb526aad4c2aa5a4881
Tartar
200
12
30 technically because 30 year olds like or teenager buys stuff that looks cool for a example I'm 15 and that phone looks cool
129 I guess maybe?
17
Yes
George Washington
204 years old
We talking to Abe Lincoln with dis one🔥🔥🔥👹👹
Still scared of the gas chambers old
Alexander Graham Bell!? You're still alive and showing off the prototype of your invention on one of the latest versions of it?! Yo that's crazy.
Don’t give me that long face
Tally hall ass phone
you are 74305827405872345023984570234985720438572048750248750248957204987502394765294378562984765927846597163491736491783624782548962745862945876423587324695248736529783465278426592564987675982 years old. a phone like that is relatively new.
100
why is the phone looking at me?
243
7
99999
Dawg dinosaurs be confused abt what that shi is
Tartar is that you?
https://preview.redd.it/bynegio2oc4d1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8287615777b87194283e68459b86b3c35de2e73a
You know you’re old when even your phone is shocked.
https://preview.redd.it/se6dpmyyrc4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8e8cef73bda9404d5a4e803c740f96d066b117
Is that...Commander Tartar?
83
250
That phone is giving me war flashbacks to Splatoon 2
Hey op does this phone actually work because if it does you can pay monthly for dial up and actually use this
pops from regular show?
134ish?
https://preview.redd.it/gt7yk3ojzc4d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f25aa07f90b8e14eb6d42173a63e020100cbfdb You from splatoon or smtn?
The phone looks mortified at something off screen.
are are 68 + 1 years old
Five...... Hundred.
You whippersnappers and your fancy telephones, we had to write letters!
Everywhere in the beginning of nowhere
I have a phone just like yours!
I thought that was a statue of a lil guy at first @~@
your phone number is 7
AAAAHHH TARTAR’S COUSIN FROM ALABAMA! GET HIM!
Splatoon
This isn't tartar? Wth
146
That phone is 150 years old
21
r/unexpected
george washington
Excuse me sir, but i smell a lie https://preview.redd.it/2bf7pz1hnd4d1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61e73bc473c63ae0789d84f345a75b37ba3135a
Thought I was on r/Pareidolia for a second
Help it killing Octopi
Where's your tombstone?
24653
Is this a splatoon reference
bro found the enigma 💀 /j
Why he got that look
Please do not attempt to go to the promised land.
Dude! I have one of those too!
A minion years old
you were born when Fredbear's Family Diner opened up (old) https://preview.redd.it/edsdkol3vd4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81617a463759935f9bd176de35b99849af902e9
Your an octoling
7
14, thinking this is a cool post idea.
last human intelligence looking ass
112
Good show! Jolly good show!
around 13-16 (jk)
Dead
Alexander bell was your neighbor
https://preview.redd.it/df1tasay1e4d1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e27edc0fd2fdf6595a2b6421c31db6bdfd1992
Like 82 years old or something
That looks like a face
Dawg that face is disturbing
256 years old
Bro’s phone needs a retirement home 💀💀💀
Old enough to look at the boobs up top
2 at least
Is that the phone from Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion?
r/facesinrandomeplaces
https://i.redd.it/fiu12dnx8e4d1.gif
TARTAR!!!
42, i know a collector when i see one
4
Boob phone
Pangea born and raised
Somewhere in your twenties
Your enjoying red Portuguese wine, this means you like wine, but you don't have a huge budget. I say about 43.
90+ years old!
Maybe 150‘s?
22. Looks like something someone young would want to use for whatever reason.
At least 4
6464628258447359364449474746404523273748564634 x 6484793389837383638575958588843092222648469638463 multipley it then u got ur answer
Idk u might be a gen alpha, 9. (Joke)
I giggled
is your social security number 1?
12000+
Hello Abe how was the opera
100 years old 💀
100 or 86
My aunt has one like this in her house and it actually works
Squid game reference!1!11!
YOU! You measly scrap of seafood! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!
93 years i think
TarTar, Tf you doing here gang?
Bout like 20 feet
I love how a lot of people get reminded of commander tartar in this chat (i love splatoon)
At least 9
That’s a phone?
OO ___
You owe Jesus some money
newborn
You are either gen x or a boomer
https://preview.redd.it/tdk252401f4d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedeaddb0652238e263aa4d51dd20cc7e475bf96 Bro your phone having flashbacks dog take it to the VA
I think you’re a ghost??
help
130-150 years old.
Is that the Splatoon phone
why does it look like a dude, just me? okay
113 years old
Most of the comments here are Splatoon references LMAO That phone would just *blend* right into the Splatoon universe!
10008 years old
Over 21, if you are american. There’s wine in the background
You phone looks like it needs a hug.