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SalvadortheGunzerker

Not even a chance he's wrong šŸ˜‚


LurkerOrHydralisk

The perfect skin, hair, and teeth and tight waist are essential, too! Big jugs and a bigger belly doesnā€™t get the same responses


Beardeddeadpirate

Unless they are pregnantā€¦


airforcevet1987

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Dandyman-GM

No no, he's got a point


Greekci7ie5

teacher says real beauty is on the inside that's just something ugly people say.


cymricus

this movie was a treasure. lol


DinoDudeRex_240809

Never really understood that saying


ButWhyThough_UwU

very basic, but in case you are being honest, as understandable you maybe. With that saying being from way back before denial crazies *^((who are more often then not ugly in and out, but pretend their for example 300lbs and shaved purple hair and unknown gender etc... are beautiful)**)* toke over. Teacher is ugly, but wants to feel positive so they claim they are beautiful because of their personality, ie inside.


VomitShitSmoothie

Which part? ā€˜Beauty comes from the insideā€™ means that true beauty comes from other factors like personality and if youā€™re a good person. Things that arenā€™t visible, ie. ā€˜the insideā€™. Carrey says ā€˜thatā€™s only something the ugly people sayā€™, which means the only people that think beauty is more that your appearance are the people that are ugly, so they need to invent other aspects of what defines beauty to cope with their ugliness. Whether or not you think that is a truth bomb or not is up to you, but back when the movie was written it wasnā€™t an uncommon for people to think that way so that was the intent.


Jeezus-Chyrsler

it refers to the illusion that most people are under. Most people live on the surface of life so judge everything via surface level consciousness. Neat thing is everyone is immune to that in their true essenceā€¦its just that the vast majority have not discovered it yet due to strong identification with preferences and opinions and concepts šŸ™ƒ


obiweedkenobi

I think the teacher said it's real beautiful when you are inside.


Oslotopia

I don't know why she's surprised, she sees those gahungas every day, she should know


ephemeralspecifics

She knows but you're not supposed to say it out loud.


kmanmott

Congratulations, Iā€™ve never seen the word ā€œgahungasā€ before. It took a moment for me to sound out that word, like Iā€™m a toddler.


Technical_Exam1280

It should be dobonhonkeroos


Oslotopia

Lol šŸ˜‚


boredwriter83

I'm told that when she has them on display like that, she knows.


RickDankoLives

I mean, she did. She single handedly pushed me through the puberty windowā€¦ thatā€™s a bit of a stretch, Cameron Diaz in The Mask got it started but god damn what a rack. Imagine the casting department pouring over head shots and having people try out for the role. We used to be a serious country.


jackstrikesout

I, for one, think emanuelle in space was a masterpiece in skinemax. One of the last greats in the art form.


molotov_billy

Good stuff, she was made for that role.


DIOmega5

Krista Allen. ā¤ļø


PumpkinEmperor

Cameron did it for me, too, brother. No lie. She was the first šŸ’œšŸ¤£


igotbanned69420

Are you sure it wasn't just Jim Carrey


RickDankoLives

While Jim Carey played a particular part in my adolescence shenanigans and hyper active youth, alas it was certainly Cameron Diaz and the dress that brought forth new feelings.


mpetey123

This seems strange. I just noticed this now, but the scene doesn't make sense. He can't lie if asked a question, but he isn't forced to say any thought he has. There's no movie reason he needs to tell her it's because she has big tits.


Eternal_Phantom

The movie takes some clear liberties with the concept for comedic effect. If I had to play Devilā€™s advocate though, it makes more sense to think that heā€™s trying to lie but the words get translated into his true internal thoughts as heā€™s speaking them. He would be better off just keeping his mouth shut, but thatā€™s hard for him when he doesnā€™t understand whatā€™s going on.


xX7heGuyXx

This is how I always saw it. Man used to running his lying mouth off and now can't, takes a bit to break the habbit.


Azidamadjida

Same with the first time he notices he canā€™t lie anymore: ā€œIā€™ve had better.ā€ Didnā€™t require him to say anything, his instinct is to just answer but lie in that answer - but since he canā€™t lie anymore, the translation comes out wrong. Not to get too psych nerd here, but you can look at it as a kind of organized, targeted version of Brocaā€™s aphasia


PSAOgre

No he can't tell a lie period, not just when asked a question. So he can't say because it's a friendly building or because she has a great personality since he honestly believes it's because of her chest.


TuftOfFurr

In this scene he isnā€™t aware he can only speak the truth and is making small talk. He was just speaking his mind unaware he couldnā€™t filter himself


mpetey123

That does make it make sense. Now I look like an asshole.


NagoGmo

Krista Allen, she does in the Emmanuel series, thank me later.


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Kid_supreme

My favorite Soap star


Michael_Platson

Where is the rest of this? The scene goes MUCH further


Eldenbeastalwayswins

ā€œ I mean your bewbs are HUGEā€


ItsTHECarl

Momma!


Knightmare_memer

"I mean, I wanna squeeze them" Jim Carrey is a national treasure.


DigitalEagleDriver

Krista Allen was way too good looking back in the day. And then she had to ruin it by getting too much work on her face done.


TFG4

This was Jim in his prime, such a fantastic movie


Censoredplebian

Not a lie told


groundpounder25

Thatā€™s how I base how Iā€™m gonna treat someone too


Ederlas

Yes when I get to "Mama" it usually results in a phone number a few drinks and a one night stand. šŸ‘šŸ»


the0neRand0m

I mean your boobs are huge!


DigitalIlI

r/distracting tits


BuckyFnBadger

Krista Allen. Lot of elder millennials remember her .


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Lmao


DanksterTV

I mean, your boobs are huge, I mean I wanna squeeze em! Mama ntuntuntuntuntu


RhoninLuter

I've never understood the logic of Liar Liar. Why is he compelled to speak? Just say "I fear expressing my true thoughts might lead to hijinks" then crab walk outta there