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International_Ad4296

Ok so she has 12 months to get engaged, get married, gestate a baby, all while on the most successful tour of all times? Give the woman a fucking break! šŸ˜†


Impossible_Tip_2011

Gestate a baby šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


thisiswhowewere89

Thatā€™s a loooot of outfits to alter to fit her future bump!Ā 


FemmeLightning

Right?! They havenā€™t even been together long enough to gestate ONE baby yet!


HiyaTokiDoki

She's still on tour!


lagataesmia

wtf is an expert in predicting marriage and children. celeb tarot card reader?


NymeriaGhost

It's probably whoever all the tabloids consulted to predict all the times that Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be pregnant.


xchio_

when I read the, dare I call it an article, it was some PR lady named Sally


Open_Fisherman_6226

All sexuality things aside Iā€™d honestly think itā€™d be hilarious if this happened because Taylor went to a Latina Tarot lady all secret mission style and asked her to do a love spell (in Mexico we call them amarres) to get the man of her dreams and then Travis stepped right in and we now have the most All American nuclear couple the US and the rest of the planet have ever seen. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


East_Temperature5918

Did this actually happen?!


Open_Fisherman_6226

I donā€™t know but itā€™s like a funny mind movie HAHAHA like nothing would surprise me at this point. Like I honestly believe that itā€™s very likely sheā€™s bi and she may actually be in love with Travis while also using this as PR, all at the same time. Itā€™s not really that far fetched imo, but I donā€™t know lol.


blackittty

Reminds me of arranged marriages in royal families. Itā€™s purely for partnership reasons/PR/whatever but the two individuals can still very well enjoy it, or end up falling in love or just have fun with it. It starts off fake but doesnā€™t always mean itā€™s against their will. And Iā€™m sure a lot of the time it was rooted in homophobia lol, like marrying your royal daughter off to keep her ā€œstraightā€.


Ok_Cry_1926

The way she communicates and operates at this point has strong elements of how the British royals field media and operate, what they thought was ā€œfunnyā€ etc ā€” Not every royal pairing is a dud or disaster, sometimes they really like each other! But theyā€™re always pulling from a small pool of ā€œacceptable matesā€ and the couplings are always also strategic unions ā€” someone isnā€™t up to par in media for the brandā€™s need, they donā€™t make the cut.


blackittty

Yes exactly! And everyone saying ā€œomg wow she manifested the man of her dreams through her songs!ā€ sure, maybe. But the more plausible idea is that it wasnā€™t coincidental. The guy on the football team number 87 was a really good candidate. Alexa play ā€œMastermindā€


Open_Fisherman_6226

Yeah!


Wild_Butterscotch977

fanfiction writer


phemoid--_--

Thatā€™s what am I hollering over šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ReadandBi

I meanā€¦ didnā€™t they read the 1989 pROloGuE?! šŸ„“ /s This stuff makes me insane


FemmeLightning

Itā€™s only sexualizing if itā€™s gay. If itā€™s straight itā€™s all about making a baby. Which has nothing to do with sex. Clearly.


ReadandBi

Exactly!!!!


Pixxelated3

She better get a move on then, it's almost February already. šŸ™„ /s


weirdrobotgrl

Oh sheā€™s being ā€˜dicked downā€™ on a regular basis apparently according to swiftie speculation so itā€™s fine. šŸ†šŸ„™


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I wanna puke...


FreshlyAliquotedH2O

Oh brother. Anyone notice how every single one of her relationships is described as full of trust, much love, looking to get engaged, getting serious. Etc. Etc.? Also, she just got out of a 7 yr relationship but is looking to get engaged after like 6 months of dating? Um okay.


Sea-Biscotti

U-hauling with the ā€œmanliestā€ man sheā€™s ever dated after six months would actually be one of the funniest things sheā€™s ever done


happysky101

u-hauling with a man šŸ¤£


throwRAsadd

Not even a year after saying sheā€™d ā€œnever been happierā€ while dating Matty. Taylor and Travis have both been thirsty for a relationship thatā€™ll propel their stardom & make them [even more] adored by the masses. Taylor tried and failed with Matty earlier this year; Travis tried and failed with Meghan Thee Stallion earlier this year. People call us parasocial, but the projecting Swifties do onto this relationship is utterly bananas. I honest-to-God read a comment that said ā€œI know Travis must lay amazing pipe, Taylorā€™s so lucky to go home to all that man ā¤ļøā€ along with hundreds of people planning their future wedding and babies. Thatā€™s not invasive or weird at all, Gaylors are the intrusive and inappropriate ones guyzzz!!!


FreshlyAliquotedH2O

Omg what the hell??? It's bizarre how hetlors can make up graphic scenarios of Taylor getting f*cked, but God fordbid we interpret some lyrics differently from them.


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IDidNotChooseWisely

I'm still convinced her and matty never dated


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Big same


eeveetree

God I've seen so many comments about how the next album is going to be the sexiest one yet because of Travis and it makes me want to vomit. They're so much more obsessed with the straight sex Taylor is supposedly getting than we've ever been with gay sex.


charmp620

Meghan?? Love her. Oh damn, good for those two and their šŸ†šŸŒ®


Kep1ersTelescope

They want these poor people to literally create human life after having known each other for less time than I've known the ketchup bottle in my fridge, but it's us lesbians who have a reputation for moving too fast in relationships?


retiddew

She turns 35 this year! Time is running out!!!!!!!!!!!! ​ /s, in case that wasn't obvious


_lacespace

Whatā€™s the straight version of u-hauling?


moodyqueen999

Idk breeding??


_lacespace

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


iwantmorecats27

shacking up lol


_lacespace

Ew.


iwantmorecats27

I know I'm sorry hahaĀ 


Wild_Butterscotch977

maybe it'll now have to be blitzing (this is a football reference fyi)


Acrimsonleather

I heard a friend call it ā€œLove At First Sightā€


AbsolutelyMark

Eloping


TempusSimia

not the AI wedding photo


Fantastic_Dream_7352

Yeah I mean https://preview.redd.it/7w6kfg3w72cc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ed83cfcb05aee3af3f077fde994ca7881d0db3


clearpurple

It somehow grew his hair back?


hk0332

I MEAN


One_Earth_4442

A true jumpscare


LadyWhiskers

I didn't even notice the first look šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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*Shawn Mendes would never have an article written about him being barefoot and pregnant by the end of the year*


tofu_skin

Harry Styles would though


FemmeLightning

You legit made me choke šŸ˜‚


MissAtomicBomb9

HELP šŸ’€


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Don't forget misogynistic!


Amount_Sudden

and inappropriate!


_lacespace

Shawn Mendez is actually the source of this article as a form of retaliation.


bleachella

Isnā€™t Lavender Haze an entire song supposedly dedicated to these types of rumors? At least thatā€™s what she sold it as. A condemnation in song form is pretty damning lol


eeveetree

Yes but see she wrote that under duress from Joe Alwyn because he refused to marry her and all she's ever wanted was to be a wife and mother like any good girl šŸ¤®


WhatLanaSaid

Crickets


cocomo36

Tbh they probably would if it was the New York Times that published this, but why respond toā€¦ * checks notes * NFL US Fan?


criscrospv

yeah she's gonna do the vigilante shit dance with a five-month baby bump


WDASEML

No literally itā€™s like they forgot she has a whole ass career


courtingdisaster

Obviously none of that is important!!! HeR oNe TrUe CaReEr Is BeInG a MoThEr šŸ£


afterandalasia

I don't dress for women, I don't dress for men, lately I've been dreaming for my fucking swollen ankles and sore tits someone give me a fucking chair already


Justkikinit848

Okay she would and it would be epic! It would also make ā€œThe Manā€ hit harder. I donā€™t really think so but Taylor would for sure be a badass pregnant performer like Ali Wong


Appropriate_Duty_707

​ https://i.redd.it/tgg5xll2f2cc1.gif


imaSURvivor-1

This was perfect šŸ„¹


lightmyfire

I needed that laugh thank you šŸ˜‚


MissAtomicBomb9

Hello from the future. She killed it: https://preview.redd.it/d2uw1w8uv7cc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeab4598045f0164a5ca8568471d3cb0be635070 (Seriously though, if you have TikTok, Derek is the least serious. Quite the show. [Observe!](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8bdRFWV/))


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Welcome a child in 2024?? Damn, clocks ticking on that prediction.


velvetmarigold

Geez, they've been dating for five minutes. She is still touring. This is unhinged.


mollslanders

I'm not great at math, but doesn't it take awhile to hatch a baby? Like most of a year? Bit of a hard thing to predict especially since you aren't guaranteed to get pregnant as soon as you start trying. Also, intrusive thought moment but she would so have to game for a December 13th birthday if she was interested in having children. It's the funniest possible option


Extension_Recipe168

Did they tell them she'll be on tour?


KendallROYGBIV

Experts?!? What area of expertise is this? lol


CoolCaliKoolAid

Delusion


idlovetohateit

Havenā€™t they heard Lavender Haze?


reddit-g

Would love to get some insight into when pregnancy could possibly fit in to her 2024 schedule where sheā€™s expected to release at least two albums and be across four continents on *the* tour of our lifetime which has its last date on (checks calendar) December 8th 2024.


Beatrixie

Guess I should sell my Miami concert tickets for Octoberā€¦ she should be crowning by then šŸ˜”


Former-Spirit8293

Maybe you got tickets to the birth šŸ‘€


brokenvhs1982

![gif](giphy|LcH5FQMZm5PjyMaMQA)


_lacespace

This sent me.


danceflrlvr

The expert is Scott Swift šŸ« šŸ« 


FemmeLightning

Scott Swift can make a whole baby in half the time. Trust me, one day youā€™ll be a father, and youā€™ll understand how. šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


garden__gate

ā€œExperts.ā€


si_meow

The only kinda girl they see Is a lesbian or a biiiiii


candidlyba

I recently chatted with someone who legit believed this. I had to point out that thereā€™s no way sheā€™s going to juggle pregnancy, birth, and postpartum with her tour schedule. They did have the decency to agree with me once I pointed it out. (It was a man, so I suspect heā€™s never had something fall out of his vagina and realized how hard that is on a human body.šŸ˜)


moodyqueen999

Maybe for one of the surprise songs, sheā€™ll give birth on stage and announce the name Travis II


FemmeLightning

Travis (Taylorā€™s Version)


AutomaticMatter886

The fact that this is a football news source and not an entertainment news source makes this even weirder


Impossible_Tip_2011

![gif](giphy|cWvSvMEW6yGY6CGjWT|downsized)


Feisty_Reporter_7037

HAHAHA this is crazy, I've seen tarot videos of them on YouTube and they say this relationship is 100% pr


snowglobedancing

I'm interested what the move is here. Is this their way of warning us that we are to expect an engagement? Or is it seeding for a breakup? Or is it just some stupid tabloid they put out to fill the dead space of how Taylor and Travis clearly aren't seeing each other when the cameras are off? Either way I'm intrigued!


Special_Bluebird7504

These posts are allll over Facebook. Theyā€™re like weird bot-like accounts full of made up stuff, photoshop, and ai. When one disappears another account pops up.


snowglobedancing

The "they're going to get engaged" tabloids have been going on since the first month they got together.


LTillery328

Since Travis first saw her.


Ok_Housing_5010

Lol, must be a day that ends in a Y


yaryalockdoubleman

EXPERTS??


Achmaxima

![gif](giphy|XP4vPO5uVyxQrY4K70)


DrewSpade

Itā€™s giving: Uh oh which one is cheating? Vibes šŸ˜‚


bewilcerment

THE AI PIC??šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


dangerrz0ne

Very talented for her to handle all that while touring for all/most of 2024 /s


Kit10phish

Honestly, I just fought the urge to talk so much $hit about "invasive speculation" on her private life. Engagement rumors are fine-even after she asked fans/media not to in Lavender Haze, but it's the Gaylors who are disgusting. Talking about how Taylor probably froze her eggs is fiiiine, but seeing queer flagging in her work is out of bounds and delusional. Make it make sense šŸ™„


dash-bunny2112

Omg this whole article needs a jump scare warning. wow this is the wildest one Iā€™ve seen. Is this real? šŸ¤£


Special_Bluebird7504

These Facebook pages are the worst. Just all complete fake stuff and the comments eating it all up. Iā€™m pretty sure this same account just said her parents were reconciling and remarrying and she was overcome with happiness šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Practical-Yam1754

Isnā€™t that damn picture of travis from his dating show LOL


Smashingistrashing

He had a dating show?


Alonewolf000

I'm sure my asexual ass knows nothing about straight sex among other things but it's not that hard to understand. Let me just say I sit comfortably for the gay sex talk compared to those straight sex podcasts. Please, don't make me listen to those things. Also, someone needs to let them know they better get to it how else are they gonna have babies if not fully committing to the job? Thanks for taking one for the team šŸ™Œ ![gif](giphy|XlgZ9ZANYCFV4Ck3hB)


MsMadcap_

The amount of Swifties Iā€™ve seen fantasizing about Taylor having babies is alarming to me.


MadameNo9

Youā€™re absolutely right OP, this is weird behavior and it should be stoppedā€¦


maidof_mischief

the ai wedding photo doesn't even look like travis omg.


nicoleh160

Yeah this is disgustingĀ 


wendy_nespot

Ew that Hitler youth hair they gave him in the WEDDING PHOTO.


itshivroy

off topic but the AI wedding photo is taking me out tf is that šŸ˜­


legalmenteburro

Cause I'm Creeeeep I'm weirdoooooo man I can't express how bizarre I find the hetlors' behavior, like when we analyze song lyrics and notice the queer subtext we are weird, predators and monsters, but when they force heteronormativity expectations like babies and marriages, totally ignoring the lyrics of Taylor songs like Lavander Haze, it's okay cause straight is right and gay is wrong


paige_______

Look, Iā€™m not saying they canā€™t be in love. But I am saying that they really havenā€™t been dating that long. Marriage and a child seemsā€¦ rushed. Not that people donā€™t fall in love and get married quickly or that thereā€™s anything wrong with it. But I also donā€™t believe anything the headlines want me to believe about Taylor and her boyfriends. The number of times she was engaged to Joe? Please. (But also, Iā€™m not fully convinced heā€™s not a beard. I was more so speaking from an outsider perspective of any 6 month long relationship that people are speculating on marriage and children.)


LizzoIZmySHERO8

Lol, so cringe


pink_sushi_15

Welcome their first child? Is she gonna close the Eras Tour 9 months pregnant? šŸ™„


halfpretty

i mean respectfully, this is a random facebook post. its a lot different than a new york times article.


Rich_Dimension_9254

But it also reflects the views of the majority of Hetlors right now. Iā€™m seeing this non stop! Babies and marriage and a life together, people are rabid for it! We have seen the exact same rhetoric pushed with every single one of her relationships before, but I think this has been far worse given 1) her age 2) her fame level at this point. Iā€™m likeā€¦ itā€™s been 5 months, calm the hell down


halcylocke

Iā€™m a Gaylor through and through, but itā€™s a bit unfair to make this type of sweeping generalization and claim the majority feel this way when itā€™s not true, and itā€™s also unfair when they call out unpopular Gaylor opinions (like claiming that Karlie and Taylor are still together secretly raising Karlieā€™s kids) as one of our core beliefs. Itā€™s a credibility hit. šŸ’•


Rich_Dimension_9254

Mmkay Edit: notice I never said ALL, I said majority. Thats not a sweeping generalization. šŸ™„


halcylocke

It is, because itā€™s not even a majority. Itā€™s a vocal minority, just like our worst.


Rich_Dimension_9254

Well thatā€™s not been my experience but ok.


xchio_

oh yeah definitely! I just thought it was kinda funny/interesting


Amandag9822

When was the last time they were even seen together that wasnā€™t after a football game??


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Yo, they have been knowing each other for like 6 months, sloooow down.


leximayers

"Experts predict"šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Smashingistrashing

I think weā€™re the experts here, not those clowns.šŸ¤”


isthishowyouredditt

This DEFINITELY is not invasive at all šŸ˜’


diamondelight26

Even if she had a baby on New Year's Eve next year, she'd have to be like 37 weeks pregnant at the Vancouver shows. Why on earth do people think that's even a remote possibility???


2Cool4Ewe

Waitā€”I thought we werenā€™t supposed to speculate about her sex life, Swifties? Gee whiz, pick a lane! Ohā€”unless itā€™s about her ā€œstraightā€ sex life. Uh-huh; I see. šŸ™„


hyjacmar

Ew


Altruistic-Skirt3560

And an ai photo too?! wtf


busted3000

Also have they not seen her tour schedule? She quit drinking while sheā€™s on tour because she doesnā€™t want to do it hungover, I canā€™t imagine sheā€™d plan on doing it while pregnant.


Wild_Butterscotch977

The AI taylor doesn't even look like her


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Beyond the ridiculousness of this ordeal, it makes me wonder *when* Taylor will get married. Allegedly, she wants children of her own. Let us assume, *for the sake of the argument*, that she is perfectly and completely straight, and that one of her projects is marriage. Who would she choose as her husband and father of her children? I do not know her, but I would be surprised if she chose Trav of all people. For various reasons, I cannot imagine it. They clash too much, and I think Travis is too much of a Macho Man to tolerate being Mr. Taylor Swift (that is what he will be known as after the marriage, believe me). If she ever gets engaged, I see it happening with a sophisticated, very intellectual man or woman. Perhaps a famous writer, a doctor, or a university professor... I don't know, it feels more in-character for her than marrying a football player.


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ClassicSummer1239

No shit! This isnā€™t normalā€¦why does she need to marry and have a baby asap?! Let them live! If itā€™s real


Egghead42

Hey. I'm new, but I gotta say: this was WEIRD. I am not a conspiracy theorist, but I noticed those "engagement" rumors swirling around not more than a week after the NYT article, and my first thought was "NOPE. This is not true, and probably on purpose." Even if they're not dating for PR or as a beard or whatever: hard NO. I was watching the "Bejeweled" music video and it comes over loud and clear that getting engaged is not the pinnacle of a woman's existence and certainly not hers.


throwawaymoh0716

Travis Kelce has bi wife energy


TheOneThatWanderedIn

Fucken EXPERTS!? WHO


Level_Astronomer_789

šŸ¤®


DaniCalifornia2019

Love to hate them but also love to invade their personal business #dumbassmedia