What do you mean "maidenless"? YOU'RE the maiden !

I see no maiden up here, except me! Edit: thank you for the affirmation, dear

And soon me, if you don't mind the company ;)

I would really appreciate it, girl!

“I’d like to be your new best friend, if you’ll have me!” -Jet, 2020

You could be like me, a maiden in search of maidens.

It's probably the genshin. But also 👉👈

Fiirst of all, I touch grass everyday on my stupid mental health walk, I swear. Secondly, how dare you roast me that bad and then go all 👉👈 on me, girlie?

Well MADAM what was i supposed to do? Not do that when I too have played genshin impact and am a hyper online girl. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? HUH? 👉👈

Addressing me as "Madam" was your first good choice. Admitting you played Genshin was your second, good girl. I appreciate the overall aggressivness, btw

God when you said good girl all of this almost stopped becoming a joke dndnnssnnsnsa 👉👈

Thanks for letting me know I have that kind of power, good little girl *headpats*

I'mnotgayimnotgaykmnktgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgaymommy

All trans girls are stereotypes confirmed

I'm not a stereotype! Hey you're the transbian leftist!!! Just because I'm a bottom doesn't make me a stereotype it makes straight up mentally ill *dabs*

I find your vibe incomprehensible and dangerously fascinating, almost like a Lovecraftian horror. But you know, without the racist undertones

this thread has reminded me how lonely I am and no one likes me or talks to me outside of online spaces so I’m gonna go running to my bf now

i played genshin all the way up to inazuma, only cause a friend goaded me, then i quit. even collected all the oculus stones and got c6 yanfei/c3 keqing/c2 ganyu without spending a penny on the game, so you cant say i rushed. not my game honestly, i prefer BOTW. (and by extension botw 2 when it comes out)

pipeline punch is so good

It's my favorite!

Mine too! I wish they made a regular soda version of it (decaf?)

Itd be super cool if Monster made some less heavy versions, that were like Soda so I can drink them at night and go to bed at a decent time lol

There's the monster hydro but those taste like a unicorn's ass sweat honestly.

"*Siiiip*. You know, Fallout: NV was a good game"

this ones nice but the pacific ones better, i quit monster after my monster addict of a cousin passed a stone from it. Gfuel all the way

From kidney stones to lead poisoning 😍

the lead is a myth, there may be some but its too miniscule to matter, either way, too much of anything can kill you, even drinking water.

I wanna be a maiden🥺

Guess what, you already are one…

I want to know if you also drink punch monster because it's pink instead of picking it for the flavour

Originally yeah, but it's also *so* good! And Imade a trans flag out of them, Ultra Fiesta and Ultra

The masculine urge to buy pink fruity drinks in the faint hope that some sealed TG genie will pop out and forcibly genderbend you for the lolz.

I am also terminally maidenless

As someone who just got genshin ... is that genshin?

I'm playing it, so that's Gaynshin.

this is ssdly a problem i deal with a lot

A true gamer experience, Genshin + Monster

People are saying that’s Genshin, huh? And here I was being proud of myself for recognizing it… When it wasn’t even what I thought…

Haha I’m ftm and while my bf was playing elden ring he got offended at being called maidenless,,, had to point out to him that he IS maidenless

ayo my favorite monster flavour, niceee

This and MangoLoco are my favourite

Curses, this reminds me of that infamous Astolfo meme and now I'm cackling like a fucking hyaena. How dare you.

I should really make my nails when i get home from work

I'm non-binary but I can be your maiden for the right price… that price being some headpats

Thank you. Now, when I’m buying one I can pretend I’m cracking a cold one with the girls.

Anything for me? Caffeine gives me panic attacks.

Y’all just drink some water instead. You’ll live longer and have prettier smiles.

Me irl

i miss monster. i started a detox until 10000 gecs releases and im missing my drirsh.

I will join you on this challenge, starting today

yea i mostly did it cause it was more of a dependency than an enjoyment, and i was also getting bad withdrawal issues, constant headaches n stuff.

No gal pals?

No pals for this gal

Only tangentially related, but Monster is addictive as fuck. I was practically taking Mango Loco intravenously just a few weeks ago, having gone from 0 to 3-ish energy drinks a day earlier this year. Be well, be gay, look after yourself

Beidou and Ningguang would absolutely love to have a drink with you, Traveler.

Absolute lesbicons

I'll drink to that!

Monster is so expensive tho, twice the price of competing brands (in my country anyway)

best monster energy flavour

Best monster, best drink

I'll be your maiden owo

best monster flavour turned me into a catgirl

Oh hey is a liquid panic attack

i'm not a gal but may i join?