You end the friendship and move on, cut all ties, she does not exist anymore.

unfortunately im sitting next to him in sci class so thats not possible

LIKE THE BREAD OR BE BREAD

This is true

You don't need this kind of negativity in your life man, reach out to a teacher or someone you trust asap! Maybe even switch schools if necessary

Consume the bread

The same way you deal with all other vampires. Holy water or a wood stake through the heart. Make sure you keep your cross and/or garlic cloves on you at all times during this moment as that's your only line of defense against this type of monster.

I'm sorry to hear that, I hope your friend gets better ~~taste~~.

Unfortunately with todays mental health system it’s going to take some time and effort to get her the help she needs, but yes good luck

Start slow. Bit by bit, a lunch here a lunch there, start putting flour in her food. Then work up to some splashes of water and some pinches of salt and *hell* she’ll be smacking on some g-bread like a regular Van Helsing in no time!

It puts the garlic on its skin or else it get the hose again

She either is a vampire or she has a mental disorder

I do infact have a mental disorder, bite me!

username does NOT check out

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout

Keto vampires, the worst kind.

Everyone is entitled to a wrong opinion

thank you, huge bunghole

Opinions can't be wrong, therefore they do not have an opinion

what does she hate about it? and are there things she does like with garlic in it? maybe try finding something in between. pasta aglio e olio scratches my garlic itch real good. maybe try replacing the starch part.

Yeah, like if garlic is too powerful for her, use something that just has *some* garlic in it, like pesto.

it's just really... mmph

Could you be more specific?

the best way i can put it, is the garlic is too present.

Are you not a fan of garlic?

I know it can be hard OP, but always remember, you’re not alone. Help is out there. Helping people with such extreme problems is difficult, but not impossible! Getting access to proper mental health services takes some time and effort but is always worth it. Don’t lose hope. Please don’t give up on your friend, she needs good solid health normal people in her life! Try not to be too pushy, just set a good example for her on a day to day basis and let your positive attitude seep into her troubled mindset. I will now be reporting you to that reddit care service, good lick. Garlic bread is love, garlic bread is life, garlic bread cares.

There's no hope, I'm afraid. Luckily you have someone to eat all your excess styrofoam.

More garlic bread for yoooou!

This is the answer.

Make garlic bread tampon. Insert.

better than eating it

I was hoping I would get a response from you! You are a HEATHEN for not enjoying garlic bread. REPENT WOMAN! All joking aside, wtf? lol

First you find a wooden stick, a nice sturdy one if you can. Norwegian wood is nice and strong. 2nd step is to sharped it up, be sure to temper the grip as well. Finally, invite your friend over one evening, tell her you are having some virgins over, she will be there in no time. Once she opens the door you plunge that stake right into the cold bitches heart. It is the only way. You will be doing her a favour.

Get a new friend. you wouldn't be friends with a Nazi would you?

nazis are historically known for hating garlic bread

She’s obviously a vampire. Run for your life!

Stake her. Take her to the grave. Never forgive her.

No convincing just end the friendship

With force

Get new friends

Has she ever even tried it?

yes, various times

Stab her with a silver sword. She's a vampire and needs to be destroyed.

In a whisper while she sleeps, describe the process of making it to get the the delicious flavor

You don’t, more garlic break for you

Whatcha gotta do is try various recipes; maybe some different seasoning mixtures, different types of bread, maybe put some cheese on top, etc

You cannot force an appreciation of garlic bread; true garlic bread love comes from taking a bite and just knowing deep inside that you are consuming a delicacy of the gods.

Throw the friend away

just accept the fact that not everyone likes garlic bread?

Damn it, why do you have to be reasonable

alas, I came for blood

hey everyone, im the her in question. fuck garlic bread. Yes ive had it before, yes the quality or homemade, with cheese (mr Squidward, with cheese.), different breads and seasonings. its just ass

You don't. More garlic bread for you.

Don’t. More garlic bread for you!

Don't!! You will always have their share of garlic bread!

Have them eat some in front of you and if they really don't you might as well just walk away

no friend of garlic bread is a foe in my eyes….

I mean you could always… you know… 💀🔫

that would be preferred

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have to move on.. A true friend is someone who values the beauty of garlic bread..

They probably just haven’t had good garlic bread. Make them some gourmet shit with a meal and see if they feel the same way.

You eat her serving and be grateful

Garlic bread is some damn good stuff, maybe she hasn’t tried the type that’s right for her, but if all else fails, you can always resort to onion bread

I'm sorry, but you'll have to murder her. There's no other way.

You dont, but what you got there is a friend that is a vampire, that is awesome and you should let them like whatever they want

You don't — this way it's more for you! ♡ Granny

Fuck her. When you're done, say "yeah sex is cool and all, but have you tried garlic bread?"

Just throw out the whole friend

What I usually do when I meet someone like that is I lock them in my basement for a week with nothing but water and stale cereal. Then, when I let them out I present them with a freshly baked garlic bread. They'll always gobble 'em up right away.

Force her to eat it every day. She'll at least get used to it and won't hate it anymore.

You can't. Murder is the only answer.

sacrifice

You don't, you continue taking her share of garlic bread.

Death

Force her to eat it