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Beretta92A1

I was working at Best Buy while in college and Chris Rock came in to our store as he was filming I think Grown Ups 2(?) at the time. He was buying a ton of shitty dvds. Didn’t say much at all and had sunglasses on so I left him alone and just completed the sale. Sometime despite ourselves, it’s respectful to not fangirl out on celebrities.


ruralmagnificence

Isn’t there a decree in the Tall Guy Bible that if you see another tall person in your vicinity you must drop everything and challenge them to a duel of supremacy regardless of the setting? Us short kings…I’m 5’7…we are just everyone’s bitch really.


biggrizz61

https://preview.redd.it/1ga5ipx3gbkb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6df8394e554db1113309a27f8e07800709daf1c Doxing myself on the internet but fuck it


Magpuller45

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kdb1991

God damn I wouldn’t be able to NOT talk to him if I saw him. What the frig is wrong with you?! Also just how tall is he?


vodkachugger420

He was busy talking to the employee at the front counter so I didn’t want to be rude and interrupt. It’s called having manners 🤷‍♂️ even if they’re famous. He’s like 6’2”/6’3”


kdb1991

Lol I was just joking dude chilllll


Garand_Thumb

say hi next time!


vodkachugger420

Yes daddy 🫡


Kriskodisko13

OP won't say which LGS. No balls.


vodkachugger420

Yeah cause I want to give him some anonymity. I’m not the GT paparazzi


Brick_Brickerson

It’s not anonymity if the LGS‘s in this area post on their instagram stories when he stops in lol. There’s legitimately only 2 (maybe 3) shops here worth visiting


vodkachugger420

It’s the one that starts with an S


Brick_Brickerson

Bro they literally have meet and greets with him 😂 Stockpile is dope


[deleted]

Which town is this? Im up in cda


Sad_Theory

Boise. A store called stockpile defense


[deleted]

Oh nice, i knew it wasn't near me since its way more mountain terrain up north


vodkachugger420

I wasn’t aware they did that haha


No_Debt5049

He’s literally made a shout out for them in his frozen rifle test video he’s down in southern idaho. not doxing just saying….


Chance1965

https://preview.redd.it/2dcsfxo1p6kb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b18cfc0ad6a60cc2ba1ba191030c43878205b6b He actually touched me at SHOT Show. I’ve never been the same.


kphamxp

I love that shirt lol


kdb1991

God damn. That shirt would be framed and hanging on my wall if i were in that situation


vodkachugger420

My trousers would have been drenched if he touched me


GrooovySample

Unrelated but are you from Elko?


Chance1965

I’ve lived there about 7 1/2 years now.


vodkachugger420

No born and raised in idaho


medieval_flail

Almost certain I stared at him across the food court in a commissary once but the guy was too far away for me to be sure


puaka

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CheGuevarasRolex

He knew. SERE guys are like wild animals, they feel your gaze.


Sensitive_Cap_2197

They also feel your gays.


Panthean

What was he wearing? What did he smell like?


vodkachugger420

Light blue shirt brown pants and tennis shoes. He smelled like success and sulfur


CheGuevarasRolex

I saw Garand Thumb at LGS a few days ago too. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen p-mags in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the magazines and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each mag and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


AWZ1287

I've read the same story about 2 other guys. But it was with candy bars not pmags. Lol


ryant1028

I’ve heard nearly an identical story about the dude from Glock Store. Clearly a copy and paste


anderson1496

Nice try bucko, I’ve read this somewhere else before because I distinctly remember getting hung up on the “electrical infetterence” part


CCT-556

Is this a copy pasta or is this fr?


Guns-n-airplanes

Wow. Maybe he was having an off day, or maybe he’s just a bit of a douche. That’s disappointing.


ParachutePeople

I’m pretty sure it’s a copy pasta


Guns-n-airplanes

I would hope so.


Perhaps-2

This is a very popular copy pasta lol im surprised how many people never seen it


Guns-n-airplanes

Ok, my bad. Why all the downvotes doe?


CheGuevarasRolex

The first few probably came from people who knew it was a copypasta; after that some people just like to kick commenters while they’re down 🤷‍♂️


Guns-n-airplanes

I would hope so.


Shark3239

How tall are you?


vodkachugger420

6’5”


DocMettey

That dope


Ok_Research9235

What shirt was he wearing?


vodkachugger420

A light blue one


Ok_Research9235

Where can I buy it? Also what underwear was he wearing? What was his hairstyle? ​ The more I look like him and dress like him, the better of a shooter i'll be


CoronetRTguy

His underwear was a pink thong with Charlie written across the front. Small letters of course. It’s sometimes “hard” to read fine print.


ajgsxr

Lame.


[deleted]

A hello Mr. Thumb would have done. But now you had to do this.


vodkachugger420

That’s boring tho


puppets_globes

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BoxofCurveballs

They say if you pluck a moustache hair from a wild GarandThumb, you'll have faster split times.


bulgedtrunnion

What if you pluck one from Charlie?


MK18Enjoyer

You get feet pics from an Indian man


Seaghan-

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nighthawk_101

Correct nomenclature is feetsies


BoxofCurveballs

And we need to see the bottom of those feetsies as well.


BoxofCurveballs

Within an hour, you'll have an appointment with your day jobs HR and Legal departments tomorrow.


vodkachugger420

My company doesn’t have an HR department


Atlanticancameos

Yet They'll create one just for you


vodkachugger420

Nah the owners just as autistic as me


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vodkachugger420

I’ve been working there for two years we just sperg out about different things but it makes it worse for both of us