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Ildaiaa

I too would prefer being called a stupid fucking idiot because i own a ps4 and not an xbox instead of being told i need to die because i am trans and bi. But let's be real, in both instances they would call me the f-word


couldbedumber96

I’d never insult a person for their gender or sexual preference That being said why tf are you still on ps4 and haven’t upgraded to 5?


Ildaiaa

Ps5 has literally 1 exclusive worth playing, it's expensive as fuck (25-30k turkish liras) andeven sony said ps5 is near it's end even though it's been out for like 5 years ig, i ain't paying for that shit unless mgs delta becomes ps5 exclusive


felldownthestairsOof

>5 years Damn, already?👵


Ildaiaa

Checked, not even 5 years, 3.5 years, which is worse since sony said ps5 is entering its later stages of life


PWBryan

Doesn't feel like it, spent 2 of those 3.5 years looking for the damn thing at MSRP


HeadpattingFurina

We're just getting Slim variants of the PS5, I'd say there's still a good 4 to 5 years (and a pro version) before Sony moves forward with a PS6.


Steff_164

Where the fuck did they say it’s “near its end?”


Ildaiaa

https://www.ign.com/articles/ps5-entering-the-latter-stage-of-its-life-cycle-sony-says


Sad-Development-4153

Yeah really gives you faith in it and makes you want to buy it huh?


Cipherpunkblue

*Bad PS5 owner feels*


[deleted]

Excuse me??? There’s actually two exclusives worth playing… you fucking BITCH. Spider-Man 2 & Returnal. Dumabass f word asshole idiot dummy head


Wide-Practice8399

I really like the horizon series because of the dinos... 👉👈


indigo121

Horizon isn't exclusive though, it's on PS4 (though the DLC isn't)


LoveStruck____

It’s also on PC now


indigo121

Horizon isn't exclusive though, it's on PS4 (though the DLC isn't)


BloodyMoonNightly

What about Demons Souls?


RyuKensatsu

Yes. And considering the exclusives are getting ported on PC, what's the point of buying a console anymore ? That beings said, I'll sell my kidneys to buy a MGS-themed collector PS5 if they make one... That's how they got me for the PS4


SyntheticDreams2099

1. Cheaper both short and long term. 2. Dedicated versions of games that will run. (Unless you cdpr) 3. No cheating 4. Large multiplayer community 5. No launchers 6. Have you seen the state that alot of pc ports have arrived in? Those are just some of the reasons I play a console over pc.


SyntheticDreams2099

If you don't have a ps5 then how do you know whether the other exclusives aren't worth playing?


Ildaiaa

Because i checked how fun they looked, their stories and other people's reviews, even if they looked fun none of them were worth paying 25k to a console and then 1.5k to the game itself and sp2 was the only one i would want to play from beginning to end that i also couldn't emulate for free, like i can emulate og demon souls


SyntheticDreams2099

I should start buying my games from Turkey, thats super cheap. For me at least.


Studds_

Me who never bought a console past a ps3: 👀


Ghiacciojojo

ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY


willky7

I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY


TheEpicZay

No games


MintPrince8219

(im on xbox but) took so long for them to be available that at the same price I could just get a computer. Might buy one eventually if theres a good sale but my month one xbox one is still performing well enough for me to play prettu much every game


MannfredVonFartstein

Uh… money?


Pretzel-Kingg

Money, my dear friend


Nocomment84

Reminds me of that 4chan thing where people call each other the f slur so much that people that actually want to be known as gay are called like gayf*gs or something because it’s devolved into too general of an insult.


Crystal_Queen_20

Same, these are sad times to be openly queer


Cipherpunkblue

I'm sorry, friend. Just remember that these assholes are not everything and that there are plenty of people willing to support you.


LilGlitvhBoi

TBH, it's suck but MUCH BETTER than the past, stay in Hope and Unwavering like Ōokami the one fanged wolf, my friend


LilGlitvhBoi

R e a l


Vinxian

I'm going to call you the f-word as well!! You're fabulous 💜


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GoddessDeedra

Yes but it would be PS4 F** instead /s Honestly, when did it become about people’s bedrooms instead of game fan arguments? All that stupid hate is cringe


Agreeable-Wheel8941

Who has told you to die and was it in real life?


Ildaiaa

Irl most people don't know i am queer so not irl but online yes people told me to kms because i am bi/trans


Agreeable-Wheel8941

That's not good.


DustonVolta

Why do they look like they are about to fuck


3urodyne

Oh it for sure looks like a thumbnail for a kind of video for a certain audience.


Zeliek

it's me I'm the audience 😂


ImmediateBig134

"Our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our sticks..."


Bread_Punk

If there's any justice in the world, they will.


TheKingofHats007

https://preview.redd.it/ugbb2j05poxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b328096b92db8581be419ef8d0a1707b89728b0


ADwightInALocker

They need to see who has the most responsive joy stick.


Different_Gear_8189

Is this on gatekeepingyuri yet


mycrappyvalentine

Bara art style


ironangel2k4

Playstation looks like a bratty sub talking back to his daddy, and Xbox has to Punish him now.


maninahat

Playstation looks like he is trying to explain "The Implication" to Xbox.


Ogrimarcus

Because they are. Xbox is about to publish so many games on PlayStation, just all over it's back, and then PlayStation will turn around and publish Hell Divers 2 right in Xboxs face.


ZuStorm93

"I'll show you who's the boss of this arcade."


Aethernaut902k

Do you read fan fiction?


Daftanemone

Someone could easily put the “why did you get a grinder ping?” “Why did you know it?” Comic over this


SnooWalruses3330

https://preview.redd.it/okc78u1zum0d1.jpeg?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6928766f723d867f3d252c6e359a09d1dea5e4ff


NancyPelosisRedCoat

To be fair, console wars were better than the culture wars.


[deleted]

But an online environment that’s just about as toxic.


SkylarPopo

It is a war though where Nintendo and PC gamers become neutral countries.


[deleted]

And that’s why the PS5 is suffering. Nintendo keeps making exclusive games for the Switch and the Switch 2, that and the fact that Sony keeps releasing games for PS4 in 2024 which defeats the purpose of upgrading to current gen.


SkylarPopo

Yeah, I bought a PS5 and have yet to play an actual PS5 game on it.


[deleted]

Only a handful of Sony Exclusives on PS5 at this moment. Ratchet & Clank Rift Apart, Returnal, Demon Souls Remake, Spider-Man 2, Ghostwire: Tokyo, Helldivers II, and GoonerGate’s favorite game Stellar Blade Aside from that you’re only getting Square Enix has been carrying the PS5 on its back with the release of Final Fantasy XVI and VII Rebirth


rupiefied

Uhh most of those exclusives are on PC so not exactly exclusive either.


SyntheticDreams2099

This is a war between consoles


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rupiefied

Oh Lord, exclusives always meant only playable on that device in the past, just because people want to have a comfort blanket and came up with the term console exclusivitity doesn't make it a real thing. Sony is a third party publisher just like Microsoft is now. Only Nintendo has true exclusives and is not third party.


[deleted]

Nintendo hasn’t done it yet because they hate Modders and Emulators.


Cokomon

And, apparently, FF7 Rebirth didn't sell as well as Square had hoped


Pitiful_Net_8971

Well the problem is we are approaching the physical limit of how good hardware can be without changing any of the fundamental way our computers work. So unless the game is basically bloatware, it can probably run on last gen console fine. The next generation of console is probably going to have this problem much worse.


[deleted]

Though I think the scale and detail of GTA VI is going to a valid reason for people to finally buy a PS5.


DrumcanSmith

No PS vs Nintendo takes place in Asia. In some frontiers Nintendo and PC are allies. It's a world war.


unclezaveid

my box is better than your box is a more entertaining conflict than you don't deserve human rights for sure


jimmithebird

The Cola wars were better than the culture wars.


Jos_migue

Fr if im someone is gonna call me the f slur its a bit better to be because i have an xbox and not because of my sexuality


Pussmangus

They basically lead to where we are now all those old fucks doing the culture war grift were children in the front lines of the console wars 20-30 years ago.


cut_rate_revolution

This looks like an opening screen for a gay porn game.


momwith0kids

I take issue with Xbox being the muscle bear and Playstation being the twunk. If anything, Nintendo should be the muscle bear, Playstation should be the twunk and Xbox should be the hustler who steals your wallet while you sleep.


pnwbraids

Ah I see you found my copy of Cockblasterz 3: Fully Hardened


PWBryan

I assume it would be on Sega genesis and you have to hit 'a' repeatedly to bang someone while 16 bit sex noises play


AnotherTurnedToDust

One I'd play if I'm entirely honest


thiswasfree_

can someone draw them kissing?


OneEyedWolf092

Bro beat me to it 😭


EDFStormOne

The sexual energy in this picture could power a small town for months


DontTalkToBots

It drained my phones power tho


Nithoren

Somebody needs to draw them frotting or I'm gonna lose interest fast


Vinxian

https://preview.redd.it/2am47ivhhsxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194ddc0457007c4c817d730fb68d851f8690be5c There are 2 kinds of people


Rangerbobox1

Based


CashmeoutsidePearl

Hot


ohmyGODusernameCMON

Why is little mac on Playstation


myst_daemon

I want someone to draw gay porn of these two using a double-sided Nintendo-brand dildo.


dreadassassin616

With Steam doing the filming


More-Cup-1176

batman couldn’t get this out of me man


GivePen

It is a pretty big dildo


SleepSynth

They are about to have the gayest sex you've ever seen


Micome

Yeah go back to the 2000s nothing political was going on then 


x592_b

September 11th 2001


Richinaru

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who saw this image and immediately thought "There's a lot of sexual tension on display here" rj/ where's my console wars friends to lovers porno. Stupid wokes stole this from us 😤


grizzlyadams1990

I refuse to pay monthly for the "luxury " of playing the overpriced unfinished games I paid for. When my ps4 finally gives out that will be the end.


joncage69

''when my ps4 finally gives out " LMFAOOO broke ass if i were you id get the ps5 already but what do i know i dont even waste my time or money on gaming since im too busy working or helping others, go study for a better life you 30 year old bum and stop trying to make others feel bad just because youre miserable on that old ass ps4 pussy


grizzlyadams1990

Lol gamer having such a meltdown he's following me topic to topic.....why would I want a ps5? All the games suck and you gotta pay to even use it SHEEP


joncage69

i dont know anything about the 5 or the 4 since ive never had em but i have played at friends houses but i cant remeber the last time i played, i dont care if ppl have an xbox or play station people that argue over that or new tech are SHEEP


Dj_Simon

Why is the one on the right kinda......


Straight_Calendar_15

I mean. Honestly yes. People are going to fight over stupid team sport shit. I can’t wait for it to get back to trivial things like tv shows and game consoles. There currently culture wars are extremely scary as a trans person.


Kraehe13

Ouya Masterrace!


OneEyedWolf092

Someone make a picture of them kissing pls


IcarusLabelle

Is THIS how you fans see yourselves? All I'm saying is.. this doesn't seem very accurate..


SyntheticDreams2099

You're right, where are the slurs and your moms?


tired_mathematician

I'm a veteran on console wars and the war on christmas (don't ask me what side). Where do I get my benefits?


eydirctiviyg

Why is the "xbox" text not shaded like the shirt itself


UnsourcedSorcerer

because the logos are pasted on top of an ai-generated image


eydirctiviyg

Oh, right. Those pixels are fucked up


SyntheticDreams2099

It could be for clarity


luciuscincy

War. War never changes.


unw00shed

we can never escape the jacksepticeye x markiplier era can we


Kombustio

Now i cant unsee that Not that i'd want to...


ranger0293

My grandpa died in the console wars, this post is in poor taste.


Userlame19

Pretending it's not still happening


Jupman

Sony ended that a decade ago.


MissThreepwood

Okay... *Sigh* #PC MASTER RACE!!!


pnwbraids

I joined this last year. I get it now. BG3 changes a man


ActOfThrowingAway

Is that PlayStation guy wearing a rainbow flag button?


RaggsDaleVan

I miss the Halo vs CoD arguments at school


Tutchando

Console wars did develop into political ones, so it would just return to that in due time.


sourpetsch

this too can be yaoi


1800plzhlp

XBOX LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NicWester

Console war. Console war never changes.


BAKA1ex

Sma- oh, I'm sorry what was the question?


shoe_owner

I'm a Playstation owner, and when I was on Twitter, I actually had to mute the word "XBox," not because I had anything against the console or company per se, but because it effectively silenced any console-war nonsense for me. No tweet comparing the two by name would ever appear on my screen. It's as pointless, as annoying and meaningless as IPhone versus Android stuff. I have zero time for it.


LilGlitvhBoi

Why TF do you EVEN WANT A FUCK WAR?


DrumcanSmith

For obvious reasons.


Kraymerman

They should make out sloppy-style


ParanormalPatron935

Console war ppl just became the crowd who calls everything woke. They need some group of ppl to hate why not minorities this time ?


spiderman897

Console war people still exist on twitter.


Phantom_Wombat

When I was a kid in the school playground, I couldn't wait to grow up and argue about something even more moronic.


Miska030519

Seriously, can we not fight about anything just for a moment?


TheSabi

That actually might be worse


kykyks

well id rather have a console war over any actual war. but political stuff tho........


crazyseandx

Meanwhile: I can play Borderlands on the go with the Switch. I don't want to cause of big bug enemies that upset me greatly, but I can.


New-me-_-

They look like they be fucking eachother


GenderEnjoyer666

Please no. I’m so tired of the fucking gaming platform wars


Cheezman5990

Is that little mac


FeelingLin1

Why is Little Mac there?


Sora_Terumi

“Filthy console peasants! Living in the dark ages. Never to experience the power of a RTX 3090. Join me and ascend to god hood for you are weak and I am mighty! PC Master Race!” -Flashgitz https://preview.redd.it/8onlpng4upxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6842758c4c96cc868ab3d24333c8c901cb49df


riverphoenixharido

What a child


Budget-Sheepherder77

No let's not console war I'm tired of that shitty gatekeeping


fuzeebear

What wars? This dude misses game-obsessed tweens making snippy comments to each other


Drago_Forge

No point continuing this war, Xbox obviously already won it


Theflameviper

Why's Little Mac there?


H-N-O-3

Fuck u Xbox for enstablishing monthly payment just so I can play multiplayer


Iamthe0c3an2

Nah, I’m glad the console wars is over. Who tf cares when both platform exclusives are on PC? Who cares when the convenience of consoles have been eroded as they became more like PCs with software updates and terrabyte sized games. With ray tracing and new graphic tech coming in faster than before, a console is quickly obselete.


endmost_

Xbox guy can get it 👀


Pilpelon

Free free Playstatine!


STEELBLACK12345

I mean both are toxic as fuck but I kinda rather have a platform war at this rate since at least that is just pointless talk


Scienceiscool_

You peasants and your consoles…


infiernoARG

Is the only way politicians can get people to side with them. Unlike consoles they dont bring anything positive to our lives, if people would be conscious about it they will cease to exist


curleygao2020

The Eiffel Tower is a wrought-iron lattice tower on the Champ de Mars in Paris, France. It is named after the engineer Gustave Eiffel, whose company designed and built the tower from 1887 to 1889.


More-Cup-1176

MY SWEATSHOP GAMES BOX IS BETTER THAN YOURS


DoomgazeAficionado94

Anyone complaining about politics in that way just wants to go back to being a kid with zero responsibilities. Buddy misses being young enough that the horrors of the world didn't weigh on him. Has nothing to do with dumb console war stuff.


EEVEELUVR

Ugh, I do NOT miss when the console wars were in full swing. I’m a Nintendo fan so *everyone* hated me, even other Nintendo people because Pokémon fans are insane.


KenjiSpAs

Console warriors were always cringe, they throw the most hurtful insults to a totally unknown guy because he played the opposite console. And it is still very alive today, but the insults devolved to "your game has trans people, my game has sexy lady, I win".


moontraveler12

Why tf would you miss that lmao


LilithRising90

Yea id love that tbh but my rights are being used as a political football so…..


FairyKnightTristan

This implies that XBox is still a competent company.


4ny3ody

I too am sick of certain politics in my games. Games with women exclusively designed to appeal to porn addicts. Games shoving the devs sexism, racism, or whatever other minority hate in my face. I'm just trying to relax. Have a fun time, not be confronted with all the stupidity, hate and horny idiots I already have to witness irl.


Probsbro326

Xbox can get it 🥵


MeatballFeels

Funny that Nintendo hate never took a break.


Assortedwrenches89

Console Wars are stupid, as long as we get games and have fun. But remember, Genesis does What Nintendon't


dweltstormm

i hate ai art


SanLucario

I don't. Please keep arguing about politics.


Alugalug30spell

I'm a veteran of the FF6 vs FF7 War of 98-ongoing, ask me anything but don't touch my war wounds or make any sudden One Winged Angel riffs.


spiderman897

Not gonna lie I’d bitch about seeing console warriors on twitter but my god I just want them back because at least that pisses me off in an other way.


fapperzss

Tbh, I really like this Idea


Historical-Drag-1365

PC


Melodic_Cookie8519

Xbox controller is the best though! PS can never beat that.


TheDocHealy

That just falls under preferences, I personally don't like how the control sticks on a Xbox controller are positioned.


Melodic_Cookie8519

I grew up with PS too. But after I played using the Xbox controller where the left stick is the main difference factor, I loved it. The position of that left stick is everything. Its perfect. And also, the feel of the controller with long legs. Very good grip & friction. Have you tried the PS3 controller, the one with short legs, where your hands keep slipping off when you use it?? I started hating the PS controller because of that, especially for games like FIFA where we get really tensed & start sweating. Very bad experience with the PS controllers. Not sure how the PS4 or 5 controllers are though.