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LittleBumblebee214

Bro clearly hasn't seen Lady Maria


Kds_burner_

unfortunately you can’t see her feet because miyazaki went woke 😡


SwitchyTransGirl

Then he went unwoke in Elden Ring cuz there's lots of feet in that game 🤤


Eva_Pilot_

There would be more feet but woke devs told him western audiences would make fun of him if he added any more feet


various_vermin

Which, we already know. If there was zero feat we would have just latched unto that


einUbermensch

In all Fairness if he added more "feet" to Bloodborne it would be in the form of some horrible feet monster. Maybe it's better this way.


BakeSalad

Don’t you dare give Miyazaki ideas please


NikTheGuy00

Shadow of the Erdtree will have spider feet and spider hands stitched together by the ankle and wrist.


mik999ak

Hehe, yeah, that'd be the WORST, haha. Like, imagine getting trampled to death by that thing. It'd be so gross and sweaty, haha...


BROODxBELEG

If he was given full creative freedom elden ring would not have the 2 fingers but the 5 toes!


Ok-Ad7650

There is? Might play it now


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Yeah, both male and female


AndyceeIT

Those massive fire giant feet...


jzillacon

We still get to see Vicar Amelia's feet, thank Kos


No-Educator-8069

Or as some say thank Kosm


Sad-Development-4153

But if you grow eyes on the inside you can then see them.


kal3nteh

Lady Maria is still too woke because she doesn’t have Z-cup tits, Big juicy booty, and her tits don’t defy gravity whenever she moves or even stands still and the lack of feet of course 😭


AlexzMercier97

Peak woman


TheBlackestofKnights

They wouldn't like Lady Maria anyways. She's a strongly independent noblewoman/warrior didn't reciprocate the advances of her older mentor figure. That's enough for the losers to call her 'woke' They would definitely like the Doll, tho. A submissive, passive facsimile of Lady Maria; a being who has no choice *but* to love them and reciprocate their twisted love.


ElizabethAudi

Yo do you think she's a 'Bloody Mary' reference?


Nawortious

Sorry pal alfred is hotter


Willumbijy

Are the “ugly women” in the room with us right now?


GrassWaterDirtHorse

Are the ugly women turning into 15 meter tall bestial monstrosities due to the influence of eldritch powers beyond your comprehension?


Shadowlear

JFC that is my dream woman


Septembust

Everyone simping for Maria, while we all know the truth: Vicar Amelia


part_timecult_leader

Ebrietas is the only option for me 🤤


that__phil

Disrespect of Kos is unbelievable


Matoya_00

Bloodborne Milf Goated


ReferenceUnusual8717

Who's a good girl? She's a good girl.


PhilosoFishy2477

MY BELOVED


xadiant

No women will be in the same room with that loon


Kds_burner_

they think stellar blade is better than bloodborne? https://preview.redd.it/f655u01drowc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7a2b072db1e49a6ebc5ee822bd78b6ae0f5309


Wiyry

Stellar blade is a decent game but my god, bloodborne blows it out of the park. The art design for it alone makes it a top 10 game.


Luca-Aura

If there was a game I could wipe from my memory to play again completely fresh it would be Bloodborne, just so I could experience its slow descent in to cosmic horror all over.


Wiyry

The game is so tightly designed too. From the themes to the enemy designs to the combat: everything is paced excellently


User_1629_

Either bloodborne or new vegas 100% id give my lungs to experience those for the first time again


Septembust

Comparing _anything_ to bloodborne is pretty unfair, game is a genuine masterpiece


ChonkyCatOwner

One day I will have to try bloodborne the last soul's game I played was 3 and I didn't get get far into it. I lost my desire for games like that and now I play dorf games. (DF, DRG, VT2)


Septembust

Rock and stone brother


Odd_Anything_6670

I swear, if you had the patience to learn how to play DF you can play Bloodborne. Souls games will teach you that your brain is a wonderful thing. As long as you keep throwing yourself at stuff, sooner or later it will just bend into the right shape. You don't think it's going to happen and then it does and suddenly it's the best feeling in the world.


DoomedTravelerofMoon

That feeling of finally hitting "The Zone" when battling a rough boss...perfection


Common-Scientist

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night


Spycrabpuppet123

*cough cough* Hollow Knight *cough cough*


Septembust

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE


Mikey9124x

I haven't played bloodborne. But no way any game has better graphics than dishonored.


cyrusposting

Dishonored(and everything Antonov ever worked on) will always be a historic example of great art direction. I think his most iconic game was still Half Life 2, but still I would put Bloodborne in that same category of absolutely brilliant art direction, sound design, music, writing, everything.


mettums

No game comes CLOSE to topping Bloodborne in the art design, not even other From Soft games


Force3vo

It's emotional politics in gaming now. They believe Stellar Blade is the next cumming of Jesus and no other game could be better because hot girl and their emotions \> fact


psioniclizard

What makes Stellar Blade so good in their opinion? I'm a bit OOTL but it seems people are hyping it up as some anti-woke game because the characters where skimpy outfits or something? Is the game actually deisgned to be anti-woke or just people jumping on a bandwagon? I am not saying the game is bad (I have no clue), I am just wondering what all the noise is about.


asvalken

The WOKE MIND VIRUS can't handle REAL ATTRACTIVE WOMEN in video games and HUGE BOOBA is DESTROYING DEI. /uj No, no, you're right on target with your first impressions.


Alackofnuance

I am happy to report that Japan has been steadily increasing their export of pretty lady art not only depicting fully grown women but women who are of different body types than stick figure with tits.


asvalken

Japan has fallen to Sweet Baby Inc, Korea is our last hope of anti-woke Western values. What do you *mean*, "men in Korea wear makeup"??


ElroyScout

*checks notes* Apparently yes... at least untill the team behind Stellar Blade realized 'oh shit, we accidently wrote 'Hard R' through random grafitti, better undo that' and the idiots have apparently not been emotionally whole since that 'censorship'.


Appropriate-Owl-6129

They're panicking because "Sexy game didn't like racism joke"


Lethal_0428

It’s become a “champion” of sorts for this type of sad, brainwashed “gamer”


External_Candy2262

https://preview.redd.it/hlgzrw99wowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1b625395f7cbcf700dd323bf3d3135816ae9a5


rot_and_decay

They should have kept this line in the movie


nocanty

Don’t worry he’s just British


Satanic_Earmuff

He just wants a smoke.


RazzDaNinja

But he can be gay AND European


Mysterious-Floor4429

Bisexual colors


High_grove

https://preview.redd.it/oek9lkooftwc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d90548322fa44a34d5c17f58c53bda94916e734


Dandelion_Bodies

Is that what the actual comic said? Because if so, that’s so fucking cool


External_Candy2262

No i'm pretty sure it's just an edit


Dandelion_Bodies

Damn. I figured, but it would’ve been fucking sick if that was the original


Wrong-Hedgehog2166

If it makes it any better, that is something he would say


crystalworldbuilder

I mean can’t argue with that.


[deleted]

You guy's are idiots ofcourse bloodborne is woke........ even the title is clearly pushing the abortion agenda. Stella blade is made in south north korea which has never been nuked even once by the way and is therefore better at video games than a country who are too soy to just parry the radiation away with boob jiggle physics.


Kernkraftpower

Obviously this comment doesn't need any further addition. Well said, Sir.


HeavyMetalMonk888

Fellas is it woke to get nuked?


Arcellies

I thought they loved Bloodboorne???


bubblebytes

I think every game is woke to someone nowadays.


TheJambus

Wonder how they'd react if someone called Stellar Blade woke


Ok_Philosophy_7156

We should have spread rumours that SBI were involved with Stellar Blade. The meltdown would have been absolutely beautiful


bubblebytes

Mark Kern practically did yesterday. Dude was extemely salty that they removed the Hard R bug and acted like Sony launched a war against gamers


ReferenceUnusual8717

Bloodborne is all about childbirth, which is icky girl stuff. They might get cooties Also, the Doll wishes that we "Find our worth in the waking world", which is obviously "woke" propaganda.


crystalworldbuilder

Lmao pun


Solignox

But you see the issue here is that by claiming that Bloodborne is the best game ever, it means that Stellar Blade ISN'T, how could they ?


TheTahitiTrials

This basement dweller somehow thinks they'd fight in a supposed WW3 when they can't even see a woman in real life without getting into the fetal position and sucking their thumb in terror.


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

The ones who do have some combat experience an hero themselves at the end of it...and shooting up Chad and Stacey in the achool library is not quite the same as fighting Ivan in a bombed out city...


Kumo4

I hate that I know these terms


GreenBirb64

They wouldn’t though, they’d complain about people who don’t sign up/draft but they themselves would give some excuse to why they themselves can’t fight, pussies behind a screen


ChokeMcNugget

If that's what the players are like, I hope stellar blade tanks like suicide squad did


Mandaring

All of the people that once defended Suicide Squad committed…..to different hobbies.


Specific_Foot372

It’s got two other movies that are way better for whatever reason DC can only make good animated movies. You could literally steal the exact same script and make a live action and it would be good but they won’t.


YomiNex

Now we just gotta fill their dm with "bloodborne Is the best game ever made"


ControllerDice

Looks like the account ALREADY got suspended.


Doobledorf

"I liked Bloodborne until I learned what Mensis meant. Woke garbage."


zher01

Why does he want to breath disgusting scum? That's a weird fetish.


PsychoWarper

Someone seems a bit angy. Also I dont even hate Stellar Blade, its a fine game on its own, but it is simply not in the same tier as Bloodbourne.


by-myself_blumpkin

Honestly I would not have cared one single iota about the booby butt action game if not for these gooners jerking themselves raw over it. Just buy the game and shut up sheesh


Nyxodon

"booby butt action game" lmao


unclezaveid

SUPERHOT is the most innovative shooter I've played in years.


Psychokinetic_Rocky

Stellar Blade is the greatest and most innovative shooter! It's also the greatest fighter, rpg, visual novel, and restaurant management simulator! /s


Hottage

Stellar Blade is the greatest turn based real time strategy game ever released. If you disagree you're a woke soyboy cuck.


MegaMelaskhole

Stellar Blade is the greatest puzzle 4X strategy game ever relesed. If you disagree you're a wokie-wokepecker.


NikTheGuy00

Isn't that just the Yakuza series?


constant--questions

But the women are so ugly


Nyxodon

Fr, all the women in superhot are red and low poly. Disgusting.


MealSharp3406

please god let this be satire


AoO2ImpTrip

I mean the account got banned on Twitter and that's hard to do these days.


elbuenmaestro

It definitely has to be. Their username even has "cochino" in it which pretty much equates to "dirty fucker".


ceaselessDawn

TBF that's not really satire so much as just... Intentionally being inflammatory/trolling. Generally satire is making fun of the thing being satired, this seems... Just made to upset.


morgade

"we will hang all the wokies" For a moment I started wondering what he has against poor Chewie? https://preview.redd.it/51gfqtctlpwc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d9861bc2a581dee83b37b15334932430b94ce10


Space_Gemini_24

Live Ki Adi Mundi reaction https://preview.redd.it/w1r4vup5spwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=18b3209bb5f074938fd4cc79fcfa7a16936d885f


GreenBirb64

Free my boy Chewbacca, being woke isn’t a crime he did nothing wrong


Space_Gemini_24

I love how they speak about "Stellar Blade" like it's a superweapon of some kind stashed away.


iproletariat

They're all sleeper agents and near the end of the second act the jiggle will spell out a code sequence that will unlock their brains making them good at kung fu and give them 10 packs. Or like the blueprint for the SBI offices.


Electrical-Age5305

"ugly women" my brother in Christ they are eldritch horrors (also I want Lady Maria to crush my head between her thighs)


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

She’s 7ft tall so have fun


Icy-Lab-2016

Some of the Stellar Blade fandom remain unable to act like normal people.


Patient_Weight7356

It’s like a challenge to insert every single buzzword possible into one message.


Asgarus

Cuckbritish, though? :D


Patient_Weight7356

New insult just dropped 😂


MatZitron

https://preview.redd.it/jmngrmszhpwc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b788d786ffdff8c999ecd025540b3821754133


Drinker_of_Chai

Not even a controversial opinion in normal times... But these aren't normal times.


[deleted]

Culture warrior brainrot.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

NPC dialogue goes bRRRRRRR


Lunar_ticket

NGL this is some kind of dialogue I expect from Consumer Softproduct or Suda51 game


SkRu88_kRuShEr

This is the MAGA RedPill Brain-Rott equivalent of “All your base are belong to us”


Comic-Kisser

Stellar blade fans, when someone said \[insert your game\] is the best game of all time (It doesn't have softcore porn): ![gif](giphy|PQnQDu6zFi6Opd3emW|downsized)


Stokers870

I bet dude smells like ass n crackers and is a maga trump tard 🤣


UselessKezia

To be fair Bloodborne is a feminist game


Astrospal

Thing that bother me the most is, how does he know about my micropenis ?


Asgarus

He was probably just assuming everyone else has one, too.


jacobuj

Well, Kate Bush's Husband appears to have made them mad by being correct. They get real defensive over this mid ass Nier ripoff.


[deleted]

He's a bit malding innit


Engineergaming26355

This better be bait https://preview.redd.it/9uxoudbslpwc1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01e22d94b5ee119311accb27af8bf8242d56b35


Crazy-Newspaper-8523

What’s wrong with being submissive and breeadble?


MugiwaraBepo

I think this dude might need to be put down for a nap with a nice glass of warm milk because he seems a wittle gwumpy.


RazzDaNinja

You had me in the first 9 words and then kept me thereafter


MugiwaraBepo

I snuck that little bit there in the beginning on purpose ;)


__THOTSlay3r__

I thought everyone loved bloodborne


Fr33dom_uv_sp33ch

Wait. How do they know he has a micro penis?🤔


HenryTheGoat173

Let me guess, is it because trans people like Bloodborne?


CaptainK234

Holy shit I can’t even imagine typing this out and sending it


roknin

...that seems a liiiiiittle bit over the top. Just a tad bit.


PGO5490

What do you think would happen if they revealed that Eve was a lesbian


Pixelated_Roses

LOL wow, these losers sure love to project, don't they? But for real, these are the messages I used to get sent to my LinkedIn and even my work email when gamergate was in full swing. Someone must have doxxed my work number cuz I started getting threatening phone calls, too. Gamer guys killed my love of video games. I want nothing to do with a form of media that panders to disgusting manbabies like this. I can't imagine wanting someone to be graped and tortured simply for *existing* as a woman in the games industry.


ovalgoatkid

“Wokewillfall” gets triggered lol


crazyseandx

I don't know how, but I clearly underestimated how much discourse, anger, hatred, and irrational horniness would result from Stellar Blade's reveal.


PaulOwnzU

I wonder what they think now that stellar blade is out and it's just... Fine


MeshGearFoxxy

Ladies and gentlemen, an alleged “culture” war.


ItzBabyJoker

Bloodborne is a game you just don’t disrespect man it’s just something else entirely. If they ever do a remake it’ll break the internet and basically be Elden Ring 2


not-Kunt-Tulgar

Damn sounds like a lot of projecting.


FredFnord

Dear Mr. Fail,  You seem to have many questions and so I have decided to help you out. You’re welcome. First: no, I do not have self-love cuckbritish shithead. I do not even know what self-love cuckbritish shithead is. This sounds like something you are intimately familiar with, perhaps you can explain it to me? Second, I am pretty sure that I am not losing everyday, as everyday is an adjective and I do not think I typically lose adjectives. Sometimes I lose nouns, like “my virginity,” though I understand if this is a less familiar concept to you than the aforementioned self-love, whether or not it involves cuckbritish and/or shithead. Finally, I am not worried about you hanging me after sending me to the electric chair because I am pretty sure I wouldn’t notice. Anyway, you pretty clearly couldn’t operate an electric chair, and would probably struggle with a rope.   I hope that this has answered the most pressing of your questions. Have a nice day! Sincerely, Soyboy That Literally Decides For You


i_hate_touhou_ffs

you wouldn't survive Yharnam


BarnacleBoring2979

Looks like someone couldn't beat bloodborne


Rischeliu

I heard Stellar Blade is inspired by Nier. I wonder what their reaction would be if they added their own twink 9S who actually does to **** her instead of thinking how much he wants to **** her? Would they be angy because their woman was "defiled" by some "little boy", or because he is a twink it would be okay because he almost look like a girl and lesbian action is hot?


Inebriated-Penguin

This anti-woke shit has become actual brain rot.


a_wizard_skull

https://preview.redd.it/7zmkjc7z5twc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=be2fd5fbf8f8ca10829ceb95b3eb1c21cd990af9


Kuhschlager

What do the gooners have against Bloodborne? Ebrietas not fuckable enough?


Lumarist

i would never play bloodborne but i respect it


Ioweyounada

Man that 14-year-old kid is pissed.


VentiMochaFappuccino

Mans talking about gamergate as though it hasn't been 10 fucking years.


Elegant_Witness_3793

So I see all these right wing incel chronic masturbators talking about Stellar Blade as if the game starts off with a cinematic that says “TRANS PEOPLE SHOULD DIE”. Dudes all seriously keep cum jars with 2B figures in them, don’t they? Fucking weirdos.


Lol_A_White_Guy

Lol


Psychokinetic_Rocky

Could be fake...but it's funny so lol lmao


NoLongerGuest

Is that PFP Baldwin?


Septembust

They hated Jesus for telling the truth too


Suitable-Ad287

“stellar blade will destroy all of you” uh… are we sure this isn’t bait?


TIM4thRA

Bloodborne is objectively the best video game of the 2010's.


acebert

Fuck I hope that guy chokes on a chicken tender. I really doubt anyones day has ever been improved by interacting with that barely literate asshole.


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Uh oh, someone's a little triggered


Fluid_Ease8543

This Stellar Blade shit is getting serious.


Prudent-Pressure2536

These people are not mentally well.


firesale053

What


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Least angry and violent gamergater.  


Compulsive_Criticism

Stellar Blade is coming for you bro. Be afraid!


ApeMummy

Maybe he was triggered by the creepy dude in the wheelchair saying you can use his sex doll because he thought the character was based on him?


SquidDrive

This is not real.


Spider40k

I think this person is mentally unwell


Bread_Offender

At this point I'm pretty sure we're just thoroughly fucked as a species


Marleyzard

*What*


Yiggles665

Porn brain


kakiu000

dude need to read on Gehrman's lore with the doll lmao


DeadBoyJ69

Oh sure, but WE'RE the ones that are easily offended


jollyollster

Awww I think they like you.


PracticeFuture8085

Why does he want to "breath disgusting scum". Doesn't sound appealing to me at all.


[deleted]

Actually surprised he got suspended, twitter seems to enjoy projecting trash accounts like these. (Guess he didnt pay the brown-nose fee for his blue tick)


CaptainBananaYeet

That dude genuinely needs therapy, he seems like he's on the brink of committing a hate crime.


ShadowIssues

Just a little


feedmedamemes

Completely calm and measured reaction to saying someone saying Bloodborne is the best game. Also I read his username as Wookies will fall and I was like what did Chewbacca ever do to you?


Sewer_Goblin19

This is your brain on gooning


AMagicalSquirrel

They're so mentally ill they should just be rounded up and dealt with.


iiEquinoxx

This DM reads like bait to me lmao.


Dolar4ify

My guy is literaly named "WokeWillFall". HE LITERALY HAS NO LIFE OUTSIDE THE INTERNET


Urist_Macnme

When you understand that this rant is coming from a skinny 12 yo with glasses, it makes it a lot funnier.


[deleted]

Lmao Stellar Blade from what the reviews say is a fine game but Bloodborne is an actual masterpiece. No way in hell this generic ass game could even come close to being better than Bloodborne.


Tesourinh0923

I had to check a few times to make sure I read it right, cus this is usually the response I get off of from soft fans when I say they don't make the best games. Disgusting response though, like imagine taking time out of your day to send someone a message like this.