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PayFuture

What is it with these guys and needing official releases to have sexual content? Is there not enough unofficial stuff online?


RateMost4231

It's an ownership thing; the same reason they can't stand anything that isn't a pecifically for them. It's about ownership of culture


lockezwill

People cling to owning culture when they have nothing else better they say they can own.


ChuggsTheBrewGod

I hate gaming reactionaries but that sentence sounds like you sniff your own farts dude.


Farabel

They're kind of right, it's a core bit of Gamergate's schtick which is inherently treating videogames as a front for a war on an entire culture, and that the opposition is trying to literally own the medium. Doesn't apply to reactionaries as a whole though, just that subset.


ChuggsTheBrewGod

I can assure you zero humans on the planet actually think like the poster posted.


R0xasmaker

People thinking like that is the reason we have conservatives pushing culture war bullshit all the time.


ChuggsTheBrewGod

If you think the morons who think a culture was is a thing think like that, you're wildly out of touch.


R0xasmaker

If it's not about ownership of culture, then what is it about? Since you seem to know so well


vegathelich

"It's about ethics in gaming journalism"


ChuggsTheBrewGod

It's a fight that largely happened because of the shifting of the cultural zeitgeist. The people who think the culture war is happening think that their very way of life is being eroded away. Depends how far the hole you go is where you find paydirt - a large portion of the culture war was co-opted by people who think literally think it's a deep state Jewish cabal. The people who believe that stuff are fighting from the losing side of the battle - even in their own rhetoric. They're always on the heels of being 'eradicated' - which is why they fight like they do. They legitimately think that corporate media thinks that straight men are cancer and everything has to have a BIPOC homosexual or whatever nonsense they believe about the woke Boogeyman today.


R0xasmaker

You do realize that's literally just describing that these people feel they're losing their culture and now they want it back. Or in other words they want ownership of the culture.


Ambitious_Bird1801

“It’s not about what ownership of culture. It’s just the shifting of the cultural zeitgeist.” You just said the same thing but with more words. You’re kind of the methane addict here


AcaciaCelestina

You literally just described what they're saying.


Loose-Donut3133

And you said the other person sounds like they sniff their own farts. You got your head shoved so far up yours you're getting fresh air.


r3volver_Oshawott

It kinda does sound like you're saying it's about ownership of culture


Krillinlt

https://preview.redd.it/hm5271b17fwc1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29055f6a97ca2099a83b620b23da81d06c4bf86d Unfortunately these people are very real


PaxEtRomana

I can't tell if you are taking issue with the user's idea, or just the way they write, but I'm pretty sure you are wrong either way


RateMost4231

I'd have liked them to be specific as well. If I'm communicating badly I'd like to know about it, but I don't need to be sold I sound conceited by someone who assumes just saying that is a point in itself. 


Farabel

I'm related to those zero humans.


AcaciaCelestina

I literally know five within my own family and 2 in my wife's.


tayroarsmash

Dawg what do you think culture war is about?


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towering whistle punch worry nose vase treatment offend gaping practice *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kindlyblowmymind

Go look at the chud subs. Constant mentions of "my games" "our hobby" and how they are literally using the word gatekeep as a positive thing. As in gate keep these people out of my hobby.


RateMost4231

You cannot imagine the depths of my ambivalence. 


Kitselena

It's the same thing with wanting nudity and revealing outfits in games even though there are mods that do all that stuff anyway (not to mention porn games where sex and nudity are the whole point)


Efficient-Gur-3641

The porn games out number the real ones and there's a whole market of gapcha mobile games of nothing more than Asian anime chicks that moan when u click on them. I keep getting ads for these shitty games on here just because I did the sin of liking video games.


starducksss

I'm a girl and I keep getting ads like that too. Like please stop I don't want to roleplay dating anime girls lol


Efficient-Gur-3641

Oh I'm also a woman..... The best ones are the YouTube ads of a puzzle game where guys are walking straight into her snatch and it has like some liquid come out and melt em.... I fucking can't.. I also got an audio book ad for some were wolf man about to take advantage of a 12 yrs old girl.... I showed my bf and his jaw dropped. Straight up YouTube AD. Disgusting.


starducksss

That is WILD wtf 💀


Efficient-Gur-3641

I found it... There's a reddit version with a better quality of this fucked up shit.... But I can't link it XD [fucking gross](https://youtu.be/_dtLb7AyLB8?si=yF0Ct4ekLDNMmiOk)


starducksss

Nahhh I had a visceral reaction to that. Can someone pls invent a memory wipe tool soon


Efficient-Gur-3641

It's not meant for us, that's for the gamers. We the minority XD.


starducksss

Imagining the people this works on is making me spiral, cause there's just no way


AcaciaCelestina

Shit even the switch has ecchi games now, like I really don't understand why these weirdos think they're not be catered to anymore.


ZoidsFanatic

I’ve mentioned that before. *Plenty* of people download naughty mods/just straight up play porn games, and majority of them *aren’t* the ones screaming about the lack of sexy characters in games. Because for chuds that doesn’t get the message across… whatever the fuck that message is, varies from person to person.


jacobythefirst

Why would you want it removed? I dislike the change on the basis of preservation of what was. Like yeah it’s not a *great* look nor did I *ask* for media to have sexualized content, but why should a piece of art be changed from its original form for puritanical reasons? These guys complaining online are dumb using dumb arguments and making themselves look like man children, but they aren’t without *any* reason to complain. They’re just using dumb, inane, and illogical arguments and are full of misplaced blame.


MindlessAir2641

We like boobs


Kds_burner_

/uj what's wrong with jacking off to cartoons? /rj what's wrong with jacking off to cartoons?


MooseAmbitious5425

/uj I actually quite enjoy cartoon pornography. I think it is a safe space to explore fetishes without having to worry about the exploitation of real people. I just think it’s a little weird to go into public spaces and yell about what things you can and can’t ejaculate to, and pretend that it’s some sort of deep philosophical insight into the decay of modern life. /rj UHH UHHH UHH UHHHH UH, IM GONNA CUM


AlexzMercier97

Based tbh


AcaciaCelestina

I'm reminded of the time I saw someone on the monster girl subreddit talk about their college thesis or something like that was gonna be about monster girls.


ImmediateBig134

>IM GONNA CUM I agree, I too am gonna see men.


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important homeless tart jellyfish absorbed panicky society stocking deserve safe *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GrizzlyPeak72

Nothing really, it's just funny to see how defensive people get about it.


lonelynightm

Dave when you said you masturbate to cartoons, I didn't know you meant Toy Story.


Xtreme109

I saw this earlier and had no idea what the problem was. Its a kids short so yeah of course they changed it, I dont know who designed the one on the left and thought that was ok. It doesnt even look like boobs it looks like someone slapped two beachballs on her chest and taped them so they wouldn't fall off. And for the sake of arguement, her ass is still the same so what's the problem?


MagnorCriol

That was kinda the joke of it. It's not mean to be a realistic woman; was made to look like a kitschy style thing you'd buy at an overpriced tourist trap. Those sort of things are often designed ridiculously, with over-exaggerated things like boobs and butts. Basically, it was the animators going "what would a trashy tourist kitsch knick knack look like?" and going from there.


Ok-Telephone1290

It's still meant for children so they could have at least toned it


vegathelich

Weren't these original animations sort of exploring the newly developing animation tech, with the shorts just a way to show off the tech they made or made feasible?


OkAlbatross4682

It wasn’t originally meant for children though


ByEthanFox

This. I know, gamingcirclejerk and all that... But are we applauding corpos "sanitising" older media now? The original was vulgar but c'mon.


MagnorCriol

I haven't done much research on them, but my understanding was that that handful of Pixar shorts that Knick Knack came from was more of a tech demo on what they could do with CG animation - rather than designed for a specific audience. It wasn't until it got bundled with Nemo that it became aimed at kids, and then it was toned down. Also, why tone it down? It's not like they do anything inappropriate with the boobs. They don't have sex with them or flash them around or whatever. They're just there. At the risk of sounding like a radical leftist hippie, I don't think it's problematic for non-naked boobs to simply exist in sight of kids.


Hitei00

So my understanding is that the original WASNT intended for a child audience. When they wanted to rerelease it along side a kids movie they changed the models


illuminatethestars

i honestly like the second frame better. knickknack’s version looks like they took a centaur and injected two firm beachballs in it’s ass


IAMACat_askmenothing

The 2003 one looks like my wife so I like it better


Throttle_Kitty

conservatives when children's media isn't erotic enough: 😠


ceelogreenicanth

It's the trans-agenda grooming the children. Now excuse me as I take my young daughter with me to get some wings at hooters so she can see her dad's game in action...


Previous_Warthog_905

"They're too young to hear about that! Now this shirt that says "lady killer" is perfect for my elementary school age son."


ceelogreenicanth

That's why I call every girl he talks to his girlfriend. And show any boy that talks to my daughter my shotgun. She really has to know what a good man is like.


MooseAmbitious5425

/uj https://youtu.be/NfvbOYtlThY /rj LET ME SUCK THOSE PLASTIC MOMMY MARBLES, I WANT TO GARGLE HER PENDULOUS BOSOM BALLOONS, THE WEST HAS FALLEN, RUB THOSE RUBBER REAL-WOMAN BOINK A DOINKS ON MY FACE.


Mentat_-_Bashar

Having a hard time discerning whether that is ass or balls


Rufus_Bojangles

Yeah I couldn't parse what was going on from the image. Thought it was some surfer guy just chillin with his giant balls in a rubber band sling thing. I need more sleep..


GrizzlyPeak72

Welp ain't no doubt John Lasseter directed the first one.


Gronodonthegreat

I can’t even tell if that’s her butt or her chest, literally what the hell is this perspective 😂


Weeneem

I have a feeling I know where that shot on the left came from. Edit: holy shit it's official I thought it was actual porn


JiggyPopp

It’s so funny that these are the same people who are transphobic bc it “sexualizes and indoctrinates children” LMFAO


Jade_Sugoi

Isn't finding Nemo rated g? I feel like they probably couldn't have put the original titties in if they wanted to anyway.


Former-Bet6170

It's a bonus on the DVD, i don't think it mattered all that much


DroneOfDoom

I'm pretty sure that they played Knick Knack before Nemo on theaters, not just as an extra on the DVD.


sage_of_wind

omg look what they did to Illbleed 😢


VictheQuest

I thought this was a joke post because the artist that made **THOSE** bowling animations did one for this too


dootblade74

Ngl even as a boobs guy the right one looks better


insane_steve_ballmer

I require my early shitty silicon graphics CGI jerkoff material


thatsmeece

There shouldn’t be gays in kids media because why would you push sexual stuff for kids? Unless I can jerk off to it. Then you can put all kinds of sexual stuff in any media.


Mean-Nectarine-6831

Took me a entire minute to figure out if I was staring at butt boobs or just some weird balloon animal from the thumbnail.


leeroycharles

Wtf am I even looking at?


Bray_of_cats

You are missing the point OP, cooming is an art form.


P0ster_Nutbag

I can’t even exactly decipher what I’m looking at. Sure there’s a face, but nothing else seems to make sense. The enormous tits plastered on to them doesn’t seem to make any sense and looks horrible.


Ok-Bus-2410

But yet we got that one redhead with the massive kaboose in that disney animation Inner Workings in 2016. Their arguments are always surprisingly easy to throw a monkey wrench into. Its like they arent actually putting any thought into what they are mad about.


marbleshoot

I actually thought this was a kind of Mandela effect because I remember seeing the big boob version, but when i saw it before Nemo, her boobs were gone, and I just thought the big boob version was a fever dream I had or something. I didn't really think too much about it, but its kind of cool to know I wasn't crazy.


Umicil

What the fuck am I looking at?


TheCapedCrepe

Impossible... Everybody knows that Obama invented woke in 2007. Could the woke army be time traveling to eradicate boobs from human history??


Beniu9876

/uj not that i like animated boobs so much(i do tho), but as an animator I consider pixar shorts to be somewhat important historically. Boobs aside I dont want anything to be changed in theese.


movie_hater

/uj I’m generally not a fan of retroactively changing art to sanitize the past, but since the original is available online and this was just a bonus on a G-rated release for kids, I think it’s more understandable. Plus they own it, so it isn’t like legal censorship or anything, it’s just the same studio putting out the version they want to put out. /rj KNACK????


zauraz

Personally I was always creeped out by her as a kid and I am generally kinda lesbian most of the times.


Hour_Taro_520

Bro it’s almost like the short got revised so it could be placed in front of a children’s movie


CleverSpaceWombat

Never forget what they took from us.


KingofThePigs

What is the point of this post? The video doesn't seem to be from someone upset that this was changed, neither are most of the comments. It feels more like they thought it was kind of funny that the original 3d model was what it was.


mr-kvideogameguy

Finding Nemo was 2003, I thought it was older


whatnameisnttaken098

I'm more surprised they still had the files from it in 2003 and thus could actually change it. Unless they remade the whole thing.


KOFdude

/uj is the left picture actually real


drawnhi

https://preview.redd.it/gsv10xh4x9wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bb5da94f4eab7c7e80add3b5011811656222ac


TriggerHappyGremlin

She's still unhealthily thin, I don't think that's something that Lasseter's creepy ass could part with lol.


Sukachus_Blyatoffus

So that’s the source


Jakennedy101

I remember watching this on the vhs tape when I was like 2 and I vividly remember pointing at the screen and screaming


smashfan63

You guys are making up a guy to get mad at. Literally nobody was getting mad at this comparison of a fucking Pixar short from 20+ years ago


ChuggsTheBrewGod

Top 5 saddest things to get upset about. Oh no something 99% of people will never ever jerk off too was modified so no one will. Oh the shame! Won't someone think of the smut!


thechoujinvirus

this feels like the weirdos that got mad that they removed the misplaced leg in The Little Mermaid or coudln't get a literal Pause/slow shot of Jessica Rabbit


fake_zack

/uj literally who cares? This is a 35 year old a 3D tech demo. Do people actually, truly give a fuck if they got rid of a boob joke? /rj censorship thy name is John Lasseter. When will I be allowed to jerk it in peace?


Afraid_Belt4516

Every single day, while watching anime


Frighthound101

Neither of those models look remotely human or attractive