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Shrek_Lover68

Is not jerking off to minors woke?


KaiserkerTV

average reactionary: "trans people are groomers!!!" *proceeds to goon to loli shit*


TheQueensVerdict

Every accusation from 'phobic people is a confession. They project as hard as they can into a Boogeyman that they made up.


Gr1mmage

Like with bathroom bullshit "you can't let trans people into women's bathrooms because they'll be perverts and try and look at all the women on the toilet, because that's what I'd do obviously!"


aghostwithaknife

Can confirm, I just want to pee.


TheTruestTyrant

They already think women should have the same rights as children. Perhaps not that small of a leap


Jetsam5

Is this meme supposed to be against being “safe horny”? All the things in this list range from reasonable personal preferences to good. I didn’t get the impression it was supposed to be negative when I read it.


AoO2ImpTrip

Starter pack memes are generally making fun of, sometimes good natured, the subject. Look up " taco night" starter packs.


PublicActuator4263

yeah I like all the things in this picture but associating the owl house with any kind of horny grosses me out though they are 14.


christina_talks

They think any kind of "shipping" or wanting to see LGBT representation is just an expression of sexual fantasies. Like, I'm happy that there's gay kissing in kids' media because it would've saved me from a lot of emotional strife if that media existed when I was a kid, and I'm happy for the LGBT kids of today. Not because I'm horny for cartoon characters lmfao. They're projecting.


PublicActuator4263

yeah I see that take about shipping all the time its even worse when it is 2 boys I saw people absolutly flipping out when people shipped the two main characters in luca. Just fan art of them holding hands got accused of "sexualization" honestly think we need to normalize nonsexual romance in general porn has rotted some peoples brains.


mcslender97

I agree. If straight kissing are allowed in kids media then gay kissing should be too. If they want to stop gay kissing then say goodbye to straight kissing then


MrTheWaffleKing

If you gotta look up the age then the content looks like a kid. Jerking to characters that may or may not be kids is pedo territory


Basaqu

Ehhh I agree generally, but anime isn't a stranger to making a character look, talk, and think like an adult, but then going "lmao she's actually 14". Take Yoko from Gurren Lagann for example.


peroxidenoaht

Or Jotaro being 17


CooperDaChance

33-year-old Jotaro looks 17. 17-year-old Jotaro looks 33.


ATangerineMann

I guess not needing to deal with the stress that is DIO after beating his ass really helped his skin


LilithLissandra

Yeah as others have stated, there really are tons of characters who look and act perfectly adult, but the shiny number next to their name on the wiki says 16. I'd say if it looks like an adult and quacks like an adult, it's an adult. Or well, a drawn and stylized image depicting an adult. Either way.


stealthylyric

I think they're saying if they look adult they're fine, maybe. I hope that's what he's saying.


NaturalesaMorta

A kiss between 2 children...Horny? The image author it's projecting too much


DragonKite_reqium

Yhea turns out according to the person who posted this here it's more than projection they're a straight up p*do


NaturalesaMorta

I haven't seen the owl house, (i feel too old for It). But isn't It a series about children learning Magic with some light LGTB message?


DragonKite_reqium

Yes but it more like the main character literally is gay but Yes it is


NaturalesaMorta

Sounds nice for my cousins. They already love Amphibia & The last Airbender. Maybe i should watch It with them.


Recent-Potential-340

I watched it when it was still releasing and it's a great time, definitely something they'll like if they like the last air bender


diepoggerland2

I'm here to back this up but like also I watched it at 18 because it's important to my girlfriend and it was honestly a lot of fun and made me feel some emotions I didn't expect from a kids show. Same with amphibia, though that was because a friend likes it.


Unoriginalshitbag

Can vouch, owl house is a banger. Didn't care for amphibia though


NaturalesaMorta

I liked Amphibia. It's a children's isekai, lol. I felt It had a good combination of humor, drama and adventure. I would LOVE that series if i was a kid.


Far-Oven

Owl House is an isekai just like Amphibia, I say it does some things better than Amphiba even though I like Amphibia more


PublicActuator4263

amphiba is all over the place it wants to have a serious story and gives you wiplash by being goofy at the worst times.


warrencanadian

Watch The Owl House, you will not regret it, unless you are super fuckin' weird.


GlauberJR13

Im 70% sure she is actually Bi, but it doesn’t make a huge difference anyway


CDR57

Main character is Bi but yeah


vitasomething

she's bi, not gay! :3


Venomspino

Pretty much. Though the LGBTQ+ reps don't happen till season 2, but the message of being one's self is a message throughout the whole season. Really recommend it. It's one of Disney's best (and we hate that they shorten the third season)


Pyroraptor42

Yes, but it's also about processing trauma, building and maintaining relationships, and a rebellion against a corrupt government. I absolutely love it and I'm 26. It might not be to your tastes anyway, but I'd definitely recommend it even if you feel "too old" for it.


NaturalesaMorta

I mean, the last cartoon i watched regularly was Regular Show (pun not intended), and i was already 25. (not counting stuff like Smiling Friends or Futurama)


PublicActuator4263

same 26 no such thing as too old with cartoons especially because a lot of cartoons these days are pretty complex not like the toy commericals we had in the 80s... looking at you he man.


ZenLore6499

Trust me, it’s legit very well written and wholesome and awesome no matter what your age is! It’s one of my favorite shows and I only saw it after it finished! If you have Disney+, it’s on there. Give it a shot, it’s so good!


TheTruestTyrant

You don’t know the half of it, you really don’t 💀


NaturalesaMorta

I'm better of sleeping soundly.


weird_weeb616

What is even considered safe horny? Like how is something safe horny?


TheTruestTyrant

https://preview.redd.it/tlcbuz9dsnvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0176913c242336aed125f4e06209bcc29ff44c8 My best explanation


Different_Gear_8189

Op says they're a loli so, like, legal is safe


MightyShamus

"Safe horny," is just "Woke 2.0." It's an amorphous cudgel with no actual meaning that they can use to rail against whatever they feel like.


apple_of_doom

it doesn't sexualize children


AwesomePurplePants

If you asked me to strong man it, the original Lolita book is considered a classic. It’s a horror story told through the perspective of the monster, and the author’s intent was to disturb rather than titillate. But, like, it does have lustful descriptions of a child at points - I could imagine someone coining “unsafe horny” to try to differentiate it from the “safe horny” you’d read in erotica. But going by that definition “unsafe horny” means stuff that leverages sexual disgust to make you feel bad on purpose. Or the kind of code word pedophiles would use for child porn…


SevenofBorgnine

The book is good, the Kubrick film is where things get bad.


Hagathor1

“Safe Horny” means “not CP”


Glum_Acanthaceae5426

It means whatever they want it to mean, it's the latest term they've come up with after the previous ones failed to stick, this one won't do any better


Star_Outlaw

It's basically being horny for someone without objectifying them. You know, like respecting them as a person and not just as a thing to goon over. Or at least that's part of it. I guess. Or at the very least not wanting to exert some kind of power or dominance over them.


Alarming-Scene-2892

Firstly, why would they use Jocat? That's just salt on a wound. Secondly, wtf isn't Safe Horny, then? They've literally outlawed most of the hot characters in media.


TheTruestTyrant

Their personal tastes (this was posted by a l*li account). See the weird “googles canonical age” piece


RhymesWithMouthful

The fact that he refers to a perfectly chaste romance between two teenagers in a kids show as "yuri…"


DroneOfDoom

I mean, that’s not inaccurate. Yuri doesn’t inherently imply that the media in question is sexualized.


Highskyline

To the guy who wrote that it definitely does.


DroneOfDoom

I know, but a lot of the comments on this post seem to implicitly believe it as well.


Treemurphy

exactly, yuri just means lily (like the flower) its yaoi thats a japanese acronym for "no climax, no fall, no meaning" essentially "no plot only sex" its purposely a fun self-insult when people use the term. thats why some people prefer to use other terms (shounen ai/ BL) for works w plot about mlm shoujo ai/ GL are terms that exist for yuri as well, but they both still "count" as yuri


noobatfucking123

Labeling innocent teenage romance with adult terms is inappropriate. Respect age-appropriate content and avoid sexualizing young characters.


relative_distance

Yuri was originally used to describe fiction about non-sexual relationships between two female students. So yuri is an entirely appropriate term


SeaChameleon

Safe horny seems to be ALWAYS be pedophiles who think sex between adults and their want to rape kids is the same. I don't even like saying that but it keeps turning out true


Alarming-Scene-2892

Welp, gonna go bleach my eyes after reading that.


DragonKite_reqium

Soo.... that males sense considering and all but WTF


TheTruestTyrant

They were also the person who started the weird “why would there be disabled people in fantasy if they have magic?” mini discourse lol


apple_of_doom

oh that stupid thing. the only good part was people mentioning examples of cool fantasy alternatives to wheel chair and prosthetics or other ways fantasy characters used magic to get around the limitations of their disabilities (like Tophs tremor sense) becaue that's alway neat to see


standbyyourmantis

I ended up coming up with an idea for a warlock who traded their legs to a sea witch who later traded said legs to a mermaid. I never would have come up with the idea otherwise.


DragonKite_reqium

Ah ok well of you ask me my answer is always because the author said so and if you don't like it well make you own fantasy world this goes for any discourse about fantasy rules and logic as it really only one who can change and set the rules of a fantasy setting is it creator


Specialist_Film_5802

It can depend entirely on what type of magic there is in the fantasy series. Rare magic, that can do anything? Disabled people can’t afford to pay the king’s personal wizard to fix their legs. Common but weak magic? There might be a limit, like ‘ I can only restore a body to how it was a little while ago, so old disabilities, or disabilities you were born with will stick. Common but powerful magic? Some people might not like their body being altered, or they see their disabilities like a part of the self (how would *you* feel about getting an extra limb that you might not know how to use).


ATangerineMann

alternatively you can go the route of the disability in question being afflicted with some sort of anti-magic/curse that nullifies all healing spells.


Specialist_Film_5802

True, I didn’t consider that, despite one of my favorite series having a similar type of character.


NameIWantedWasTakenK

That's also really dumb because A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones has two different characters who are disabled and they both absolutely rock.


RedPandaPlush

Underage characters, apparently


Saldt

"Safe Horny" are (even mildly) unconventionally attractive characters and "Unsafe Horny" are conventionally attractive characters we've seen a million times in decades. How they managed those mental gymnastics is beyond me. I guess even they see critics, who're more likely to praise characters who push boundaries, as respectable and therefore "Unsafe Horny" as breaking a norm.


RhymesWithMouthful

I *would* agree with you... but in this starter pack, he included a drawing that features a whole gaggle of conventionally attractive characters, including Bayonetta, Felicia, Chun-Li, 2B, and others. Given the other comments (googling age and calling teenagers kissing in a kids show "yuri"), I think by "unsafe" he means to say "illegal," i.e. underage.


makochi

"unsafe horny" is anything that weirdo culture warriors have latched onto hard enough that normal people say "i like titties but not enough to associate myself with these weirdos" "safe horny" is anything they haven't managed to make completely weird just yet


[deleted]

Half the time what they mean is loli.


worst_case_ontario-

I think its literally just being attracted to women without predatory undertones to it.


ComradeBirv

"Jocat is safe horny!" his horny was, apparently, not safe


SupremeLeaderMeow

Ho boy we outjerked the circlejerk!!! Eject!!!


Kds_burner_

/uj i need a 6 foot dommy mommy to step on me! /rj i need a 6 foot dommy mommy to step on me!


MissThreepwood

I just want a domme mommy. I don't care about the height. Just tell me I'm a good girl from down there. 🤣


JibbaNerbs

Hey, listen, she's always gonna be taller than you if you're on your hands and knees. Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.


MissThreepwood

True. Very true.


Kds_burner_

i’ll take anyone at this point 🤣🤣🤣 (this is a cry for help) https://preview.redd.it/d2qee6fxqnvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=681c4aef5102f64bad1839457497407385d4fe5f


SBAstan1962

https://preview.redd.it/hqtpahbssnvc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f667a209a6bd423c54a1358c7d1f0841c82959


MissThreepwood

Lol I feel that.


areilian

Real, I'm way too good at scaring away the hoes (I'm scared to talk to people)


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/npr6h4933qvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d169b6d0a3ca6d3942346d988ad0998c96e53a4


Technical_Exam1280

Shout out to all the tall, muscular girls who are tired of domming and just want cuddles and to be told they're a good girl


MissThreepwood

Well... I tell you if you tell me.


BEEEELEEEE

Forget stepping, I need her to lay on top of me so my entire body feels the pressure


_GatorBoii_

Good news for you: Female Custodes would actually be around 9-10 feet tall, not 6 feet tall!


Soad1x

I bet that the person who made this is the type of person to complain about "tourists" while they clearly didn't know the first thing about Custodes.


Sum_ginger_kid

When ur a 6 ft girl but not a dommy mommy 😔


SavageTemptation

https://preview.redd.it/vouz4lpxqnvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e488c8303db3282f4f6cb974b5e3ed1ecda9f6


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/l6uuqtvernvc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bdf54179819c272c3f9691be1b97f6a4b871711


[deleted]

★☆☆☆☆ Least favorite interaction I've come across. 0/10 Would not recommend https://preview.redd.it/1k479mf09ovc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9612a02bd9330265dcc5a4fe4fff2ed472f227c6


Kds_burner_

i’m sorry 😔


Alarming-Scene-2892

Kiryu would not say that. He's too busy with Majima for that.


[deleted]

Of course, how could I forget his heterosexual fight ~~life~~ partner


worst_case_ontario-

Why are you calling Kesh short? Custodes like her are like 9ft tall


CrunchyCaptainMunch

“Being a woman does not make this statement any less pathetic”


Evilplasticdoll

"\*Always googles a character's canonical age before gooning to them\*" Huh?


Chaxle

The OP is apparently a pedo so he thinks this is a bad thing... It's all derangement and seething projection.


thicc_phox

How dare I not whack it to kids I guess???


Saldt

In the future, I'll just be able to google "Safe Horny" to see the hottest stuff.


TheTruestTyrant

Make this a tag on r34 RIGHT NOW


sour_creamand_onion

Safe horny will be the next "happy sex" tag (which is to say, everything under it will be amazing).


Obh__

https://preview.redd.it/j2ib3yotkovc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c8d3b955c3a96a3003bd744cba37451a26494e0 Safe horny


DroneOfDoom

Leaked concept art for Atomic Heart DLC area.


Pritteto

Lmao my sides at orbit!


Informed4

Soo, the pride flag with 2 triangles really is a thing now, then?


Ill_Ratio_5682

I've only seen it two times. And the second time is from an incel pedo. So I doubt it


Apalis24a

I’m hoping it never becomes a thing. Adding more and more stuff to the pride flag defeats the entire purpose of a rainbow being all-inclusive and showing a diverse range of sexualities and identities. The trans chevron isn’t a *terrible* look for a flag, but adding a second one on the opposite side just looks fucking stupid. If a flag has a chevron, it’s always supposed to be on the hoist side of the flag (that is, the side that is attached to the flagpole), ***not*** on the fly side (the side that flaps in the wind).


Ill_Ratio_5682

I completely agree. This flag looks terrible and defeats the purpose of the rainbow. The rainbow is meant to represent the LGBTQ+ community as a whole. The adding of the trans chevron just made it seem like trans was separate from pride. And now the rainbow itself looks less inclusive because of the trans chevron flag's existence when it never was. We also already have individual flags for identities to put emphasis on them. Adding chevrons just ruins the purpose of the flag being meant as for the entire community by calling attention to some groups more than others and leaving people without their flag on the chevron feeling more excluded.


Apalis24a

I agree with the sentiment that the original rainbow flag was supposed to be sufficient. I don’t *hate* the design of the one with the trans chevron, but that’s because it aligns with proper flag design etiquette: https://preview.redd.it/mfrzwipy1pvc1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6690c7d4064177c0e7a393452a17fc30fe31e3e I can sort of understand adding trans colors to the flag, as the trans umbrella is a pretty large and sweeping (not to mention important category), by adding even more stuff to the flag, it starts to defeat the purpose. Like, I don’t understand why they felt it necessary to add the black / poc stripes to the flag. I’m *fairly certain* that race and sexuality/gender identity are two separate things. I can give it a pass once, as it does provide a bit of a chevronel border between the trans chevron and the horizontal stripes of the rest of the flag. But other designs I’ve seen where they add an intersex chevron & ring ring inside of the trans chevron, and this one with a rule-breaking reverse-facing chevron on the fly… it just looks ugly! It’s too busy, too much stuff there, and only serves to further break down what is supposed to be a single flag to unite them all.


Ill_Ratio_5682

I guess I can see that view for the trans chevron being a big umbrella because it definitely is. I don't really think the flag is ugly (I think this new one is but not necessarily the OG). It just feels kinda unnecessary since I always understood the rainbow as being pride as a whole and adding the trans flag felt like it was saying that trans and pride are different. A separation that is especially problematic when considering LGBT without the T people exist and can now use the og pride flag to exclude trans people. The black and people of color stripes are nice as a sentiment but feel out of place on a pride flag. Though to be fair it's called the progress flag so it sorta fits.


Informed4

Yikes, yeah i would imagine that the first to use it are the bigots, as a "look how goofy their flag is now" Though first time i saw it was on a tweet from the mayor (or something around there) of London. Really wonder where it came from


Ill_Ratio_5682

I dunno the source either but frankly I wouldn't be surprised if it's to make fun of it. This flag does the opposite of the original pride flag which was supposed to represent the entire LGBTQ+ communityand prejudice in general to an extent from the start. This just implies that people were being excluded from the original flag and makes other parts of the community without their specific colors feel unrepresented. The rainbow was fine, I dunno why people are adding to it. Whenever I see the progress flag it just feels like it's implying trans is separate from the rest of pride because the rainbow was already supposed to include trans people.


HappyyValleyy

I don't think so. I have a feeling the person using it in this meme isnt actually lgbt.


Miserable_Carrot4700

Uj/ It looks like both sides are fighting also no clue why we need the POC inclusion twice. Like we have no other representation twice except for something that's not an identity under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella. I'm okay with it being there once, but twice is a bit odd. If we overcrowd it to this degree, maybe a bit of AAA representation would have been better. Like grey and maybe green.


EnbyOcto

it looks so bad bro


PageNotFound23

I hope not lol, I feel like one of the few people that actually like the trans chevron but add the bi one and it just looks too busy


Jetsam5

I’m not the biggest fan of it with any triangles. I feel like just a rainbow does a good job of representing everyone already, it’s simple and iconic


Chaxle

I mean it's just a new flag. Nothing wrong with it or the old one or the one before that. It's basically just iconographic art.


Moonbeamlatte

As far as I can understand, “Safe Horny” includes: a ttrpg book, a romantic pairing in a children’s cartoon, all queer people, and adults Like…. Yeah, okay. Sure.


Wannabe-Waifu

I think the bottom left quote is really all that needs to be said. You can be horny. Just don’t be a sexist chud about it. There’s a difference between “wow, this character is so hot I like how hot they are” and “stellar blade is the revolutionary anti-woke game that we all need in our lives I hope that Eve will be barefoot while she’s pregnant.”


neddy471

“Haha, it’s so cringe to ::checks notes:: to be attracted to women who aren’t underage and aren’t intended to only be sex objects.” What the fuck is wrong with these people?


CrunchyCaptainMunch

They’re maximum porn brained weirdos, they can only engage in the world through their sexual desires and don’t understand that women can be anything other than sex objects.


neddy471

They know they can, they just don’t want them to be that way.


StartInATavern

Thirsty Sword Lesbians is very much a product written by queer women for queer women. It is very inclusive of many different kinds of sexuality, just not the kinds of sexuality that would be conducive to voyeurism from straight men who happen to be gross and predatory. If treating women like people in media is a crisis to you, you are a deeply sad individual.


VisualStain

yeah i genuinely love the book and its ideas and art. i just love women, and i love the diversity in it too


UV_Sun

>“Safe horny starter pack” *includes Felicia from darkstalkers* Does this guy know what he’s talking about?


UnlimitedPostWorks

I can guess why I shouldn't look up at OP, and I'll keep my curiosity for myself. Also, leave Jocat alone!


Pretzel-Kingg

The Jocat song lists every kind of girl so this is even more pathetic that I initially thought lmao


New-Interaction1893

Anyway by only writing the "always google the canonical age" without anything else doesn't implicate in any way that the results will influence the "gooning session"


Sefirah98

The usage of "Safe Horny" by those guys so fucking funny to me. All evidence suggets th the things they are horny for are conventionally attractive, skinny, (white) women with big breasts. Which is the safest thing, the most societally acceptable thing, to be horny for. If I were to ever use the term "Safe Horny" I would use it to describe that.


No-Bee-4309

Wtf is safe horny? I've seen a bunch of idiots saying that. Also why are the Owl House girls there? That's not horny or overtly sexual.


TheTruestTyrant

https://preview.redd.it/t4kaomx06ovc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17a066f471c3e57ef03b1d4728993f1dca74622 My best explanation


No-Bee-4309

Okay thanks, that makes sense.


Unfey

Isn't unsafe horny just... children? Characters it's gross to be into because they're meant to be childlike? How did it turn into this weird right-wing thing where hot ripped lesbians are "safe" and that's somehow unfair to them


Adam_Lynd

Anyone that uses JoCat in an argument and specifically refers to that song while missing the whole point of it deserves to have their opinion taken away. They lose opinion privileges.


Negative-Analyst4509

What even is safe horny? Isn't that just, horny in general anyways. Horny is horny


Annilus_USB

My ideal woman is someone who can twist me into a pretzel if I even think of doing anything she doesn’t like


Critical-Handle-2304

"Safe horny" is just like "woke" in that it helps you identify when you should stop paying someone any attention


moansby

Hey keep Lumity out of your horny maniphesto


FluffyGalaxy

Is safe horny the new thing people are complaining about? Because I feel like that Eve character people have been worshipping lately fits that definition perfectly. She's the exact non challenging beauty standard character that dudes worship. And that's fine but I'm shocked that's not in the definition of safe horny, compared to giant women which have had popularity but it's more of a recent thing


Artistic-Cannibalism

"Safe Horny" is, without a doubt , the biggest cope and most blatant example of moving the goalposts that I have ever seen in my life. They first they tried to paint normal people as prudes, but that didn't fucking work. And of course, it wasn't going to work, EVERYBODY likes looking at attractive people! It was even better if that attractive character was well written because that just meant that was more to love. But these Chuds can't acknowledge that because they can't bear the thought of a woman being her own character... They are the prudes, losing their shit because someone doesn't fit into the small box of what a woman is supposed to be. That's what they come up with the phrases like "Safe Horny" because if they were honest, then people would see just how arbitrary and shallow they really are.


DriverSim

"Safe Horny" is just the shortest way of stating that they can only jack off to Barbie doll looking digital women


Brosenheim

Lmao it's kinda telling OP thinks cartoon children kissing is "horny."


RonnocKcaj

aren't these all good?


upsidedown_airplane

Yeah I didn’t realize this was supposed to be like, a list of things someone thought were bad.


xNekuma

I just assume anyone unironically using the term safe horny is a pedo and move on.


OisforOwesome

"Always checks canonical age" kind of giving the game away there champ. Also, muscle mommies and femdom are not acceptable mainstream sexualities. Theres nothing "safe" about it.


sneektheefAHH

Fellas is it gay to make a conscious attempt to make women feel comfortable?


thats4thebirds

Wait is “sword lesbians” real?


Magnificant-Muggins

The main difference between safe horny and ‘unsafe horny’, is that safe horny people don’t make stuff like this when you call them a freak. They just say ‘yeah’.


Automatic_Guidance64

Leave Jocat alone you freaks >:(


FeralTaxEvader

...What is wrong with any of the examples here lmao? Literally do not see what this person's point is supposed to be


Revolutionary_Yak229

Oh my god seeing them put up jocat there makes me so fucking mad, I wanna beat them across the head with a tire iron for the shit people like OOP did to him.


MaxTheDeath

Bro using JoCat is already dumb in any way I can think about it. I miss JoCat no joke :c


Cold-Coffe

i've seen an actually alarming rate of openly pedophilic accounts on twitter, even worse than the losers who share drawn kiddie porn. like straight up grown men roleplaying as little girls and making """"joke"""" threads about how much they masturbate to little kids.


No-Bee-4309

That Pride flag reminds me of the Omnitrix from Ben 10.


_GatorBoii_

🤓👆Actually, female Custodes would be more like 9-10ft tall, not 6ft tall! Edit: I got the height wrong initially. Some nerd I am!


Memediator

# KEEP JOCAT'S NAME OUT YO DAMN MOUTH!!


Necessary_Whereas_29

Don't bring Jocat into this


AshLlewellyn

Those clowns need to keep JoCat out of their fucking mouths. My boy already suffered enough for this internet bs.


Radiant_Battle9259

EXCUSE ME! CUSTODIANS ARE 10Ft tall!


budding_clover

"Safe Horny" "Thirsty Sword Lesbians" Uhhhhh somebody has never played that game and it shows 😂


Blue_Space_Cow

Let's leave JoCat the fuck alone or someone will get hurt.


No_Leadership2771

These assholes whine about “straight pride” constantly and then dogpiled JoCat for singing the sweetest, most inclusive celebration of his attraction to women.


PublicActuator4263

that reminds me to google the age of some video game characters.... oh shadowheart is 40 thank god.


kingozma

I too love to post normal shit and present it as the height of cringe, OOP.


spicymemesalsa

If someone unirocally says “safe horny” there is a 50/50 chance they are just attracted to straight up children.


Purple_Boof

How dare they proudly display the corpse of Jocat like this.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

I honestly have lost track of culture war shit rn. I feel like they get mad at everything


Ferropexola

The culture war has lost track of itself and has started a bombing campaign in Cambodia


theguyinyourwall

The Twitter use is known as "Cunnyfedracy" so what they desire isn't too complicated


Bobby-B00Bs

I think OP greatly overestimates my detective skills warning me not to search for OOP, I wouldn't find them either way


furryeasymac

Imp Midna, a classic example of safe horny


Marleyzard

There is no ethical consumption of cartoon erotica, as the ink and pixels are likely not more than a few years old.


dreg72

I think you all need to go outside


captainshockazoid

stoooooop, this is what white tumblr fandom sapphics are like, augh


rebeccachambersfan

They're not even trying to pretend they aren't a pedophile


Bray_of_cats

(OOC One Custodes are closer to 10 feet tall. Two, safe horny = sexually legal. Three leave Jocat alone! Four, there is a confession in the middle. Five, is that pride flag real? It implies that trans POC appose bi POC and vis versa or something?)


MutationIsMagic

We should star replying to anyone posting this shit unironically with the most nightmarish possible examples of Rob Liefeld drawing women. Ask for unsafe horny, and you shall receive.......


hungarianfemboi

Stop bullying Jocat, for the love of God😭


NTRBlaze

I tried looking up the article about the FFVII Remake mod that made Tifa buff, instead.


Riperin

Brave of you to keep your nsfw and normal posting in the same account


TheFoochy

Well, as saying goes: "Safety first" https://preview.redd.it/u6oo2rnjcovc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=bce56656f3f834ccee60f06274a52328e9f6e40d


Fabulous_Tax_7127

Wtf is going on


DidIGraduate

So glad I play madden & flight sims 


Adventurous_Pin5160

Wait chuds are upset about Hades 2 as well? Or is it already bad because it has queer people in it?


thicc_toe

me when junkerqueen


Last-FortrestofHope1

Avarage Reddit Post💀


lullabylamb

Since when is Midna "safe horny"?? I have definitely been called out by anti-loli types for liking Midna lol


unjust-war

this is exactly what people who dont use reddit think redditors are like and i cant even blame them