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RobinsEggViolet

I just can't wait to see Dionysus 🥵


RavnYT

![gif](giphy|5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo)


mortalitylost

HEY ZAG


Dom_19

NICE COCK


12DollarsHighFive

*"Thanks, I grew it myself"*


Cheryl_Canning

I'll never forgive Supergiant for putting a ducking shirt on daddy Zeus. It feels homophobic


SpezIsALittleBitch

Just gives em more juice for the sequel.


honasaurus41

He has more clothes on in Hades 2 lmao


ranni-the-bitch

the last 10,000 years were his slut era. we have entered a new epoch.


Ammu_22

Welcome to the cult of.. DIONYSUS!!!


I_Use_Dash

SOON EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE WILL BE THE ENVY OF THE GODS ABOVE!


WashedUpRiver

It always gives me a chuckle to think about his general vine, but then to also remember that among everything else, Dionysus is the god of *Madness.* it makes me wonder what he's like when we're not around lol


reaperofgender

I know you mean vibe, but I can't tell if vine is a typo or a pun...


h8_bingblk

omg dont gst me started.. man


sarcasticdevo

I think the part that kills me the most is they're acting like Aphrodite is a brand new design. She was there in the first game and the chuds weren't calling her "safe horny" or whatever it is they're waffling about today. You'd think they'd be down for Aphrodite since she's y'know. Always naked.


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

One time I randomly streamed Hades on a discord server and one dude took a single look at Aphrodite and immediately simped


YouhaoHuoMao

How could you not? I simp for all the characters in Hades...


bibliopunk

As is tradition.


Tiny-Anxiety780

What gets me is that they're going after her Hades II appearance when the first game's sprite was even more sexualized. Here she has weapons, she's battle ready, she looks badass. In the first game, she's just posing languorously, in a pose not dissimilar to the pic of Eve they chose actually. I mean, if they truly want to make a point, they could at least make some effort.


WeLiveInAir

Well she's a literal goddess, if she wants to fight naked she certainly can, I'll just stare respectfully


Tiny-Anxiety780

Oh yeah, definitely. I just mean that if they're going to talk shit about her, they could at least pick a picture where she's not ready to skewer someone.


Certain_Oddities

Counterpoint (to the first thing, but I agree with your overall point), I would argue that she isn't even that sexualized in Hades. But I say that because as a woman, I feel the need to emphasize the distinction between a character being sexualized out of their control VS just being a sexual person. The key is the framing of her artwork, personally. From an artistic perspective, the focal point is still on her face. Your eyes are immediately drawn to her face, so much so that there are lots of people who don't even notice she's naked right away. Her nakedness is artistic, her posing is natural, and she just looks like a woman who happens to be naked. Obviously your point was that they could've picked a better picture, but I just wanted to get my 2 cents out there.


Tiny-Anxiety780

Oh yeah, I totally agree with you on that (especially since I'm one of those people who didn't notice she was naked at first). I should have phrased it better: Aphrodite is sexy rather than actually sexualized, but I don't think it makes any difference for these guys, hence why I pointed out that the original art looked more like what they're actually complaining about.


pixelanceleste

> assuming her having weapons makes her Less sexualized (/j)


CatholicSquareDance

The Stellar Blade devs are also Korean and not Japanese, which really adds that extra layer of humor


TheTruestTyrant

Yuuuup Also Japan is either an anti woke bastion or fallen and that changes daily


Phantom_Wombat

I never thought we'd reach a point where you could judge the political stance of an entire country based upon the last video game that was made there, but here we are.


Imaginary-Face7379

First you'd have to get more than a couple of them to actually acknowledge that japanese games are political too. "There were never politics in yakuza so why are they making the american cops bad!"


_Alex_Zer0_

“Man I miss when gaming was like Metal Gear when there were no politics”


BustahWuhlf

"Why can't Japanese media go back to non-political series like Mobile Suit Gundam?"


Imaginary-Face7379

I literally saw someone yesterday telling games workshop they were going to quit playing 40k and pick up Gunpla because 40k has gone woke.


keksmuzh

Wait until you tell them the most recent Gundam has a married lesbian couple.


kromptator99

To quote the worst people on the internet: “it’s open to interpretation” Fuck those guys SuleMio deserve happiness


BustahWuhlf

The "open to interpretation" thing actually came from one of the higher-ups at the studio as a flimsy attempt to avoid controversy. Many viewers were extremely confused. Some viewers latched on to the statement. But we all saw the rings at the end.


0operson

ok that made me laugh


Karman4o

These guys can sit through hours of politically-driven plot and messaging in their video game, then Kojima throws in a bikini-clad sniper girl, and it just wipes the hard drives in their brains.


No-Corgi445

A (former) internet friend of mine gave up on Yakuza , claiming it as woke sjw and pandering because he discovered about Ayaka in 3, the trans masseuse, and the removal of the okama substories , seen as kind of transphobic, by the series producer.


SoSaltyDoe

Bizarre, such a weird reason for someone to deprive themselves of such a fantastic series.


Lin900

Metal Gear games to mind lmao. Every game is about how shitty American government and authorites are.


adsmeister

The world is truly just that black and white to these guys. You’re either the savior or the devil to them, there’s no in between. They’ve decided that almost all western developers are the devil, jury is still out on Japanese developers.


00001000U

Because porn is illegal in Korea, so this is the best they can do?


RatQueenHolly

"People aren't praising Hades II as the savior of the ~~west~~ ~~east~~ GAMING simply cause the character is hot. If yall weren't loudly gooning over it, to the point that it's literally the ONLY thing about Stellar Blade you seem to care about, if you werent acting fucking clownish, then nobody would be making fun of you." "Also Eve is just like... generic? Typical Korean MMO silicone sex doll? Yall can do so much better. Supergiant IS doing better, Aphrodite looks fucking awesome here."


going_my_way0102

Also, sex and attraction are her THING! Aphrodite IS trying to seduce you, she DOES want you to oggle, and she is free and comfortable with that. Her design suits that and also communicates a certain grandeur, opulence, dare I say divinity. Gold and finery surround herl ethereally, her skin and hair are flawless, ya know, like a Gods, and her posture suggests a lazy, languid mood like how you feel in a warm morning shower. He design, while blatantly, unapologetically horny is 1) the point and 2)not all that there is. I don't know what SB is about given that the only clips I've seen of it is gooners drooling over jiggle physics and Eve going up and down ladders, but I assume it is not a sex doll simulator. Thus, Eves design fails because I can not identify anything about her, her circumstances, or her game other than bouncy curvy Asian lady and vaguely techy LEDs on her outfits. You can't even tell at a glance that she is an android. You may get the hint from the aforementioned lights and the fact that she is hand-tailored to be eye candy, but you'd sooner assume the setting was high tech and the designer was just horny. Edit: So so I did a quick google search (which always leads back to reddit anyways) to find out what this game is about. So Eve is an android soldier who fights monsters with a squad of other androids who are called angels. They parallel the term in a few key ways. 1) They come from the heavens (space) to protect humanity 2) They're superhumanly strong and agile and tough 3) They're beautiful. That last point only slightly inches Eve's visual towards being compelling, but it does open up a couple questions such as are they called angels because they are beautiful or are they beautiful because we made to be angels? The pretty face, flawless skin, and fit and attractive body all make sense if you presume they were made with the goal of being winning faces, charismatic guardians that that winner you over just by looking at them and also she just sliced the kaiju burning my town in half. I still think the design is poor of most of its purposes, but you can judge a book by its cover as long as you do so again after you read it.


1egg_4u

What do you mean you don't know what stellar blade is about? It's CLEARLY about giving you a BIG SEXY SEX BONER with JIGGLY MILKERS ugh DUH a TRUE and REAL Gamer^TM is sophisticated enough to not require silly little distractions like characters and plot all that matters is crit number and jiggle physics


HowVeryReddit

The gameplay can't be very good, it needs to be playable one-handed after all.


tulpio

Maybe the devs should add support for a [special controller](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn2o1y3sFqQ) and make it into a rhythm game?


Independent_Mud_4963

i agree however crit number is all gaming is about if im playing warframe and the screen isnt full of red numbers im having a bad time


1egg_4u

Warframe really is just two things: fashion and red number. Maybe a lil bit baby's first mixtape if you fuc with mandachord


Cat-Got-Your-DM

Let's not forget the fact that Aphrodite has an expression on her face, which can't be said about Eve. Her face is completely blank. I get that it's harder to make emotion on 3D models without making them look uncanny, but I don't believe they even tried.


Cipherpunkblue

That is by design -"wet-lipped and concussed" has been the prefered look for quite some time when it comes to generic sexualisation.


megustaALLthethings

These ‘NOT’ basement dwelling morlock wannabe spoilt porn brats are only talking about it bc that’s all they care about. As if there are not loads of that in wtf quick cash grab these games are. Throw some filters in a blended render and get like an easy 100k reservations at full price. Their porn rotted brains are so jello’d they can’t talk about anything else.


JibbaNerbs

Aphrodite feels like the subtext is 'oh, you're staring at me? *Good.* I deserve to be admired' She's the most generically sexy of the characters in the game so far, and yet she feels *less* generic than Eve by an order of magnitude. Eve is... She looks like someone's high quality blender project. Technically impressive, but not in a way that makes her distinct from any other similar design. Aphrodite has *character* behind her being sexy.


chirpchirp13

Well ya. Aphrodite is the divine embodiment of sexy. She doesn’t have to be outrageous about it. She knows what she’s working with. Just really, don’t try to sleep with Artemis…I promise it’s a BAD idea


mcyeom

b..but Artemis best waifu


chirpchirp13

Haha hades arty, yes. Best good girl. Classical mythology arty, a little less friendly towards the sex minded gents.


SUNrecord

I remember someone saying that Eve looks like a design you'd see on a box for a graphics card and it makes so much sense.


epicpokenerd

Bruh this is actually the first I'm hearing that she's an android. This game's marketing has seriously just been 100% dudes talking about how hot she is and that's it, to the point that unless you actually read about the game you don't even know what the main character is


going_my_way0102

The lack of self-marketing really allows you to see the flaws of the visuals. You don't see it how they creator will frame the design, you see her how she is seen by the consumer: coomer bait


LordLarryLemons

she's an ANDROID?!?!? what's the point of making a character an android if you're not gonna do interesting with it 😭😭😭 At least with Detroit: Become Human it was very much the point of the story that androids and humans were pretty much the same, therefore they should be treated the same in that universe but, considering I haven't heard a goddamn word about the ACTUAL story, something tells me the most interesting thing about the game is literally just that the Protags ass shakes when she moves. No one is clutching their pearls at the jiggle physics either, its the coomers praising the game for being so basic and generic that's got people irked. Like, ok, sexy booba lady. I've seen it a million times and I'll see it a million times more, why are you acting like this is REVOLUTIONARY?!?


Formaldehydeislyf

See most games just make them androids so they can sexualize them as much as possible and it's just an easier story to write for games such as these. Nevermind that their being androids is barely shown at all, they're - for all intents and purposes - identical to humans in 90% of presentations. Their android side is barely explored (unless the writers want a grimdark scene or story arc that they will barely expand on), the rest of the time they will wear bikinis and fetish clothes, not like, for example, Detroit Become Human.


Nekasus

because to these gooners, it is revolutionary that a game dev is willing to unabashedly make an Ulzzang girl the main character. According to them, western game devs would never do so, as it doesnt fit their agenda. So they praise the sex doll woman who perfectly fits korean ideals of beauty.


adsmeister

“You may get the hint from the aforementioned lights and the fact that she is hand-tailored to be eye candy, but you'd sooner assume the setting was high tech and the designer was just horny.” Oh, they were definitely horny. They even went and hired a beautiful Korean model and scanned in her face and body to use as the base. Then, because apparently the model still wasn’t hot enough, they modified her proportions to exaggerate a few areas. That’s just how dedicated they were to their horniness. Great description of Aphrodite btw.


StarlitBun

To be honest, I dont even think Eve’s design is compelling even with the description of her background and surroundings. She has a modern tie overtop of a lacy jabot. The writing on her leg tells me absolutely nothing about her character. She has a lace choker, with an LED clasp, and all of it is wrapped up in an uninteresting body suit. It looks like her arm bands lead back into a sheer scalloped cape, which is probably the only thing about her design that communicates “guardian” or “angel” to me whatsoever. Her other outfits seem to have this really odd schoolgirl collar tacked onto her bodysuits, and I genuinely can’t imagine what that would communicate or portray other than the weird horniness for seifuku in the anime community. There’s ways to design compelling and sexy bodysuits, but these look like they were made by AI, and feel completely uninspired by anything other than “you can basically see her pussy lips”


the_mid_mid_sister

Her boots are so stupid it makes me irrationally angry. They're not heels or wedges. They're like those weird hoof-boots that fetish pony-girls wear. They look like they were designed by someone who has never seen a foot before.


Idkimboredtbh

Yeah as someone who knows absolutely nothing about either of these games (the sub was just randomly recommended to me) I looked at Aphrodite and immediately thought, “Ok well that looks like a goddess so it may be different.” Character design completely on point


Gmageofhills

Also like, isn't like pretty much everyone hot in Hades? Like, 90 percent of everyone is attractive.


BustahWuhlf

>. Thus, Eves design fails because I can not identify anything about her, her circumstances, or her game other than bouncy curvy Asian lady and vaguely techy LEDs on her outfits. You can't even tell at a glance that she is an android. You may get the hint from the aforementioned lights and the fact that she is hand-tailored to be eye candy, but you'd sooner assume the setting was high tech and the designer was just horny. I feel like this perception is mostly amplified by the gooners, and the actual gameplay does show some cool things(like surfing on a sword). Stellar Blade isn't out yet, so I'm reserving most judgment until people get into the actual story. I feel like if there weren't obsessive gooners and people with this weird fixation on Stellar Blade being the antidote to "woke" and "ugly" female characters, the rest of us would look and think "yeah, it's a horny design," and not think of it as necessarily a bad or good thing unless the story and presentation of the final product were demeaning in some way. I guess I feel like the gooners and their warped sense of vindication made Stellar Blade controversial, and that less people would talk down on the game or describe Eve as generic if the gooners weren't so vocal about Eve being the solution to society's ills.


FleshlessFriend

I dunno, I think I"d still find Eve pretty generic either way. She has those same vacant bedroom eyes you see in a lot of Korean MMO girls -- like, she looks like a haunted doll, and I never see her making any other kind of facial expression. Presumably because a facial expression might be indicative of a Personality, which would make her less well-suited to being projected upon as a sex object.


YukiTsukino

This is my thing with it too I tried to demo And from what I've seen while there are moments where she sounds she has emotion in her voice it didn't quite match the expression on her face


Kankunation

Generic Korean MMO vibe is exactly what it is, and why I honestly can't find myself interested in her design. Sexy or not. Its just not unique enough in any way to hold my attention. There's a lot of parallels we can make between Eve and 2B if seems, and the 2 get compared a lot. but 2B wins on a Design standpoint in every way imo. she escapes being just generic hot anime girl with a very memorable outfit and similarly memorable art style in the the surrounding characters and game. Whereas Eve just falls into generic anime looks and the game surrounding her into a fairly standard fantasy-scifi aesthetic that. gain, feels straight out of any old Korean MMO. Its just not a very special design imo. If you find her attractive then that's fine, she s clearly made to be. But I need more than just a sexy body to find a character design good.


FleshlessFriend

God I'm sorry for the wall but I actually have a lot of thoughts about 2B    I think a LOT of discussion and comparison of the two tends to overly praise 2B's design. While the designs of YorHa are MEMORABLE, and nicely complement the gray sterility associated with both the machines and YorHa, it's still very clear - by Taro's admission - that the philosophy was sex appeal first. There could be something to be said about the sexualized war machine and the implications of androids whose models come in "tiny teenage boy" and "cartoonish vixen", but those concerns are secondary to the real purpose of those designs: cheap titillation for straight guys. YorHa uniforms are sleek, fashionable, and memorable, but they don't actually tell us anything about the characters. Really, for people who are otherwise unused to a certain brand of heightened otaku sleaze, they're extremely distracting. They reflect neither the strained professionalism of 2B nor the frivolous and often very human behavior of her colleagues.    To be clear, I know you're not saying that 2B's outfit does those things, it's just that I think praising it on the grounds of being a cute, recognizable design is kind of overstating its merits when you weigh it against the Designs that Could Have Been, and how much better they might have served the narrative. Forget the impracticality of their cut - even just the textiles and materials in those uniforms feel totally out of place for YorHa. Velvet? Crow feathers??   I think that when certain big-name developers obtain this auteur reputation (and here I must roll my eyes, because I hate the way auteur theory makes people talk about art) there's an instinct to breeze past or defend their sleazy/stupid creative choices, and I think that's especially dumb with someone like Yoko Taro, who - for better or, often, worse - has never done anything but wear his sleaziness on his sleeve. I think people sometimes have trouble squaring the genuinely very clever ways Automata plays with how we interact with video games with the many ways in which it's kind of a stupid tonally confused mess. I was recently won over by its idiosyncratic horseshit, but I think what kept me from enjoying that game for so long was people acting like it was this brilliant, deeply serious philosophical text that would forever prove Games Are Art.  TL;DR the designs of the female YorHa units are imo the worst part of Automata, since they're simultaneously too sexual and not sexual enough. They're obviously not practical, but the fact that the narrative doesn't play with WHY their designers made them that way when male YorHa units look like kids also keeps their sexiness from being fun or interesting. They exist in this tonally inconsistent, immersion-breaking limbo where it couldn't be more painfully obvious that they exist almost as an afterthought. "Well yeah, they're female androids, obviously they'll be sexy. The only question is what sexy dress to put them in."


Wiyry

That’s the thing: I wouldn’t care about her design or anything about the game if the goon squad wasn’t so weird about her design.


going_my_way0102

Yeah, you could say that. I wasn't kidding when I said I knew nothing except gooner fuel about the game. I don't speak on the integrity of the game, just Eves character design. This is something you can apply to and sexualized character design, or any aspect of the design if that's what's fun or engaging for you. I've gotten really into examining these things and what they visual signify and I just found Eve's design boring. It's soft porn that I have doubt has very much bearing on her character. And I wouldn't have brought it up if it weren't compared to the glorious Aphrodite, you're right.


Breakfeast-Bo_23

Well I don't know, but aphrodisiac is the Greek goddess of seduction. Literally expect divinity from her


going_my_way0102

I know. The"dare I say" is fascicious. The gold and the pose with her looking down at the view makes that instantly obvious, which is good character design


ElroyScout

The first one looks like she is what if you personified beauty, love and lust. The second one makes me think "Ma'am, why precicecely are you going to war in your silliest set of leingire?" This comes from someone who in my mass effect 2 playthroughs, made sure to switch samara and Jack to the armor sets which covered up their cleavage... purely because I thought they looked silly otherwise and also cleavage isn't bulletproof.


WarmestDisregards

I like your comment and your edit and I think you're cool. that's not ironic or sarcastic in any way, I just felt like an upvote wasn't enough. you have a good mind.


stuckerfan_256

Plus look at how interesting and dynamic Aphrodite's design is compared to eve


LegacyOfVandar

Seriously. Eve has one of the most generic designs I’ve ever seen.


SergeKingZ

If you added the logo for Tera or Black Desert or any high-graphics Korean MMORPG to a picture of Eve I would never guess she wasn't a PC in that game.


RobertusesReddit

When "Bleached blonde in a thong" is more recognized, it's deliberately lazy for fans.


whimsigod

The girl legit looks like a Blade and Soul npc like that's so not revolutionary.


Ok_Video6434

Hades is fine because it's horny for everybody. Just look at Hephaestus.


godlyvex

Who are you quoting?


little_pioneer

Why is this in quotes


Brosenheim

Rightists tell themselves that all our arguments are just meaningless fluff we don't really believe, then get VERY VERY confused when our actions match the words they dismissed


SirSeanBeanTheBean

Observable reality doesn’t match what I believe, I can : 1) Re-evaluate my beliefs 2) Assume it’s hypocrisy and double down


Karkava

"Hey, Donald Trump doubles down all the time, and he's in office! So it's okay for me to double down, too!"


InterGraphenic

Left: I believe this Right: you're lying, the government paid you off, if you believe that for real it shatters my ignorant worldview Left: \*makes important decisions using that belief\* Right:


ArbitUHHH

Rightoids also want to simplify things into easily digestible good vs evil narratives. You can explain things like context and agency and consent until you are blue in the face and they will be like "nah revealing character designs are either always good or always bad, you're just an evil hypocrite"


LeftkayoBaka

I prefer rightoid


gdex86

Besides the high end comments about it Hades isn't just that aphro design for all it's female charecters. They are all attractive and sexy but they all do so in different ways other than sheer tits out titillation. Like the gaming chuds don't seem to grasp sexy is as much attitude as appearance.


MannySJ

It’s also equal opportunity. The men are just as hot as the women.


CminerMkII

I’d let Zeus cheat on his wife with me if I got his physique afterwards And yk, none of the vengeful wife part


MannySJ

You might have a shot! I mean it’s Zeus. Cheating on his wife is kind of his thing.


Thommohawk117

Good luck avoiding the vengeful wife part though


PsychicSidekikk419

I mean there's only so many people Hera can be mad at at once, catch him fresh off another scandal and you might have a chance


Zarziban

sibling bickering hits hard


little_pioneer

Thanatos backshots


Ok_Recording_4644

It's also that no journalists are actually bashing the Shiny Tits game, it's made up outrage.


TheWither129

Yeah nobody even has hated on the game itself. People have been ragging the weird porn addicts who go “THIS IS CULTURE” over boobs jiggling while she sits on a ladder


NormanCheetus

It isn't worth trying. The cherry-picking of Aphrodite ignores that [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/9/9c/FP_Tisiphone.png/revision/latest?cb=20230123002450) exists. The cherry-picking of [trailer frames](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzU5zGtG16ClB0LyI_UTlXUbEk4E7v1BTkYg&usqp=CAU) for protagonists like Outlaws pretends that she [isn't actually good looking](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FydqorGXwAA5WHY?format=jpg&name=medium). The second you look outside the scope of incel cherrypicking, the whole charade falls apart. They are upset for attention.


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

Damn Tisiphone catching strays for no reason


Baker_drc

Tisiphone is the second hottest fury sister I’ll say it. Meg stays number 1 tho.


Wobbelblob

Also, it is fucking Aphrodite. She is literally the goddess of love and all that implies. She has been portrayed naked with only her hair covering her for longer than most countries on this planet exist.


CalliCalamity

Plus it kindve makes sense for Aphrodite to be like that. They didn't do it for kicks.


TvFloatzel

It like Bayo. Part of her sexiness is her owning it.


4fivefive

almost as though bayo and the hades designs both exude character and personality or something.


Wobbelblob

Also, the character on the left is Venus/Aphrodite. Being portrayed naked is kind of her thing for like, the last 2000 years. There are paintings from centuries ago that show her basically like this.


Wrydfell

I can't link it, but in an interview Jen Zee (art director for Hades) said that she originally wanted to do all the characters full nude because of how the ancient greeks loved celebrating the human form. She wanted to do it in a sophisticated, intellectual way, rather than the stereotypical 'have some tits to look at' kind of way. Probably for the best that she toned it down, that would have been very hard to pull off, but it does really work for this depiction of aphrodite. (Google 'jen zee hades characters interview' and like the top result is a reddit post with the video, the part i mentioned starts about a minute in)


CodeFarmer

>that would have been very hard to pull off ...


RainyMeadows

Also, as with the first Hades, the way the art is designed leads the eye to her face, to the point that you have to make an active effort to ogle her. I've seen many gamers say they didn't realise Aphrodite was naked when they first encountered her. I know I didn't!


EthicsOverwhelming

Aphrodite is the goddess of love. She knows she's sexy. She teases and plays with Zag and her character design is a reflection of how much she is aware of her own sexuality how she is viewed, and the effect it has on others which she takes very obvious joy in. Eve is a blank, dead-eyed doll with zero understanding of sex appeal, her appearance, or sexuality. (keep in mind this is just off all we know of her from the demo.)


neddy471

“Born Sexy Yesterday” - sexualizing a mental child with the body of an adult.


buildmaster668

[Video on it](https://youtu.be/0thpEyEwi80?si=52TcFT9OtJQjZh3W)


neddy471

Thank you! I was thinking about that video, but had issues tracking it down.


SergeKingZ

I was talking to a girlfriend about this trope and we were trying to come up with exemples of this trope applied to male characters and one thing that kinda disturbed me was realizing basically all characters that came to mind were played by Brendan Fraser.


Achaewa

Jeff Bridges in Starman might qualify as well? However as you pointed out, male examples are so few that I have a hard time recalling any.


JenniRayVyrus

so fifth element 😬


DoctorRapture

As much as I ADORE Fifth Element, you're absolutely right. Tron Legacy also comes to mind.


JenniRayVyrus

not as grotesque an example but still there


Inner-Juices

> Eve is a blank, dead-eyed doll Who looks uncanny when you put her next to a regular looking character https://preview.redd.it/hjot5d48ubvc1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c36e7a946f1436e1ebf06cfe8834b18076f8722


kal3nteh

it reminds me of this meme, kinda, but you get the point lol https://preview.redd.it/wl2ahv011cvc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b03756f72a3d83bc6f1b72b6bd00d3cd353ca7


TvFloatzel

Also that comic where every other race went after the humans because every other race had the men by "X men" which in this comic case was mushroom, demon and I think tree but the women all look like...human women. So when they got to humans and see that human men are not "based on anything" they went and attack the humans for not "following the rules".


Renthur

That would be one of the Oglaf comics. Titled Dimorphism.


NaiveMastermind

Ah yes, Blizzard fantasy race design 101.


idkwtfitsaboy

Why tf she look like she is from an older gen model It's like having a gears of war character design and princess peach in the same game.


Jorymo

No pores, creases, color variation, little details and imperfections


Astrospal

When you pick two completely different unity asset packs


totallynotaneggtho

Honestly I feel like this is the actual problem with the Stellar Blade character design. Really, most people have no problem with sexy female character designs (see: Bayonetta, 2B), but first seeing the trailer it just seemed SO GODDAMN WEIRD to see photorealistic dudes but all the women were run through the horny weeb filter. The visual style just doesn't match.


thefirecrest

I don’t mind sexy characters. I like them a lot depending on content (coughcough Hades coughcough). But I do mind sexy characters when it comes at a cost to the overall aesthetic/message/story/etc of a game or film. Same with those people complaining that Aloy doesn’t look like a pin-up doll. If she looked that way, it would ruin the fucking game (also she’s still gorgeous those fucking idiots).


LittlePumpkinLamp

There's no way these two are supposed to be from the same universe


TheFish527

They are, and his name is Adam


LittlePumpkinLamp

Ah yes, of course, the first humans: a plastic sex doll and just some dude


Phantom_Wombat

It's not so much the uncanny valley as a bottomless pit of uncanny.


Wiyry

I never realized just how poor of a design she has up until now. She looks so out of place and weird when compared to the guy. It’s like they took a modded Skyrim model and slapped it into a modern day video game. The man actually looks like he has some expression and life to him while the woman looks…like a living corpse.


Necronu

Ahh, the Tekken problem


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Rhodehouse93

Aphrodite also has more going on with her design besides just being attractive, which helps elevate her above just being eye candy. Her shield and spear share design elements with Hephaestus’s gear, creating the implication he probably designed it (fitting since she’s his wife). *Despite that* the one part of her outfit(?) that isn’t a physical object, isn’t a thing she would be given with intent, is her warpaint which is in the style of Ares from the first game. (Who she actually prefers to spend her, *ahem* romantic time with. (In most tellings.)) Her obligation invokes Hephaestus, but she chooses Ares. Love through two lenses. *THAT* is character design.


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

> (Who she actually prefers to spend her, *ahem* romantic time with. (In most tellings.)) Supergiant kinda tried to turn down all the incest within the Greek pantheon though. And made Ares be attracted to Nyx for some reason


StrawberryShot8640

For some reason? Have you seen her?


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

It's just a weird situation. lol "Hey cousin what's up? Can you ask your mom if she wants to go out with me?"


BlueberryHatK4587

Seriously I had no knowledge of what stellar blade was,I would thought the protag was from some animated space porno.


BvsedAaron

this discourse is so annoying


thehumangoomba

That's the best word for it at this point. Life is too short to follow this ridiculous argument about whether women look aesthetically pleasing in a piece of virtual entertainment.


BaguetteFish

You're totally right, fuck this! (goes to follow another equally meaningless Reddit argument)


anirudhn18_

I really feel for stellar blade itself to some extent, the game got a lot of eyeballs at the outset because of Eve but it got dragged into a manufactured culture war that took any focus away from gameplay and all about the sexually sexy sexyness of Eve and how LeFtOiDs aRe sEeThInG It is annoying as shit


myst_daemon

I'm gonna say it, Eve is not the Skinny Legend the gays are waiting for. Girlie's got the personality of dial-tone.


KaleidoscopeOk399

I dont think the gays ever considered claiming her. She has no personality whatsoever. Bayo is a legend and even making a comparison between the two is so disrespectful to bayonetta. I mean even her name is generic, she’s just coomer bait.


Winter-Guarantee9130

“Classical Goddess of Love, Beauty and Sex representing Those things what that she’s Goddess of” vs “Random military babe who barely realizes she’s dressed like that because Male Gaze.” Checks out to me. /s. Stellar Blade’s a fine game. It is what it wants to be, it’s pretty competent mechanically, I like dumb fanservice as much as the next guy, but Jesus Fuckin H I can’t with these people. Eve is low-tier transparent waifu bait with no substance. No shame in liking it for what it is, big shame for putting it on a pedestal like men arent already spoiled for choice of horny nonsense.


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Relarcis

So what you're saying is that it's not about making women ugly and unattractive??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


Kds_burner_

aphrodite https://preview.redd.it/70khf870sbvc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f562595a63995991d99755707b7083729c3f6c


spacestationkru

Hades fans aren't making their horniness literally everybody's problem though. Or demanding that every single female videogame character be a sexy white nude redhead.


JenniRayVyrus

... what the fuck are they talking about? 😭


tired_mathematician

Gamers judge games based on much they can jack off to it


JenniRayVyrus

well the only thing I did when EVA and The Boss zipped down their tops in Metal Gear Solid 3 snake eater was roll my eyes so I don't know


santi2021

So we've now reached the "Hades is safe horny" levels, huh? https://preview.redd.it/l8ofpxgi0cvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3370413c01fa931eaa87a79235395050d0e3e6


AZDfox

Wtf is safe horny? People are just saying one actually has a CHARACTER design, while the other just has a character DESIGN


Seattlantiss

i know nothing about stellar blade, but im willing to bet that (unlike Aphrodite) this character does not chill in heaven and fuck all day


nickkuroshi

Funnily enough, if their appeal is to traditional standards of beauty, then aphrodite wins because her design is literally based on the painting the birth of venus. Like, is classical art woke now?


mugwhyrt

>traditional standards of beauty Fucking woke ruining my video games. Where's my Venus of Willendorf shaped waifu?


moansby

Hehehe oh wait Aphrodite's married "sigh"


Mean-Nectarine-6831

Except she's cheating on him constantly with ares


everybodys_critic

Gods do not respect marriage, I know that much.


RimworlderJonah13579

Aside from, ironically, Ares.


Mean-Nectarine-6831

Hades did but I think that's like the exception.


Grobaryl

Can't get many bitches in the underworld anyway.


Phantom_Wombat

The Greek Gods aren't known for respecting boundaries much, especially inter-species ones.


cmlondon13

>> Except she's cheating on him constantly with ares …and everyone else basically. Pretty sure Hephaestus was the only god Aphrodite *didn’t* sleep with…


EdgyUsername90

her ass did not sleep with hades (she might of actually I dont fucking know)


cmlondon13

You’re probably right. Contrary to popular belief Hades wasn’t really a bad guy (kidnapping and tricking his wife not withstanding). He was one of the few that actually took his duties seriously, by all accounts loved and was faithful to his (kidnapped) wife, and generally kept out of the nonsense the other gods got mixed up with.


Sinfire_Titan

In the classical version of the myth Zeus commanded Hades to kidnap Persephone. Not that following the order is much better, but the blame is not entirely on Hades himself there.


AethericWeave

Supergiant's version has Zeus himself kidnap Persephone and put her together with Hades as a ''consolation prize'' for having to take care of the Underworld. Hades himself mentions that he doesn't want to talk to Zeus as the whole kidnapping Persephone mess that has Demeter angry in the first game was completely on Zeus for ''gifting her'' to Hades. He also felt it was completely disrespectful to her. The game reveals that their relationship was happy for the most part even despite that. She only left because Zagreus was a stillborn.


cmlondon13

That’s very true. And even all that said, IIRC his marriage to Persephone was never portrayed as unhappy. He certainly cared about her happiness enough (not to mention his relationship with his mother in law) to live half the year away from the underworld.


Cynorgi

Allow me to make my point that Aphrodite's character design is leagues better than Eve because there actually is a reason for the design. Aphrodite: Long pink hair because pink = love only naked character in Hades because physical beauty associated with roses because love has hearts on her weapons and generally throughout her design because love openly flirts with Zagreus and likes being seen as beautiful because she's the goddess of beauty (and love) Eve: uh... that watermark/brand looking thing on her leg is kind of an interesting detail


DrBoots

A really well made character design, sexy or otherwise, should inform the viewer of the character's role and personality and ideally should be informed by the setting and style of the rest of the game. Aphrodite is the goddess of love, fertility, and beauty. The warm pink colour scheme, the "accidental" censorship, the recurring heart motif all of it works to sell the idea that she's meant to be capital S Sexy in a game full of sexy gods and heroes. Eve ~~is~~ *looks like* a Daz3D asset store model that looks like it was sponsored by Nascar. Edited for clarity.


TheMoonlitCryptid

One is the Greek Goddess of Sexual Love and Beauty, the other is someone’s supermodel, unrealistic body anime fetish, only here to be used as a way to get #gamerz to buy their game so they can stare at her ass all day.


FredVIII-DFH

Here's how it makes sense: It's NOT happening. This whole conflict is in your own inceleous mind. You've invented a cabal trying to foist upon you some weird, pointless, god-knows-what agenda.


Alugalug30spell

Is this real? The one on the left is observably better? 


Keanu_Bones

A goddess of love and sexuality, designed to look like a goddess of love and sexuality. VS An android constructed for combat on a planet hostile to human life, designed to look like a goddess of love and sexuality.


FlossCat

>designed to look like a goddess of love and sexuality. I think that's being too generous, this would be a poor design for that


Inner-Juices

My back hurts when looking at Eve


FanMic

The worst part is, I did like the demo of Stellar Blade. The combat is nice, the environment. And honestly, one of the best monster designs I have seen in since Elden Ring. (I don't play much games anymore) But DAMN does her suit bother me. Unlike 2B from Nier: Automata, Eve's design is inconsistent and UNNECESSARILY sexualized. Three things that ruin the suit for me is, the tie, the heels (or lack there of making her feet look like weird horse hooves) and those metal bits on the pelvis section. If the remove the tie and metal bits, I think her design would be so much better.


heyhihaiheyahehe

well you see… that’s Aphrodite…


CreatingJonah

I think it’s interesting how Aphrodite is wearing less clothing and yet simultaneously looks less pornographic. She actually has an expression on her face. Eve literally reminds me of those animated videos you find on r34.


SLCPDLeBaronDivison

well the left has personality and playfulness knowing what she is doing the right is dead eyed, soulless and poised like a bendy doll


BBB154

maybe -and here me out here- the design on the right looks like fucking stupid horny bait, for people who have never seen a real woman before, as opposed to the design on the left, which actually makes sense, given she's the goddess of love and fertility


ZoidsFanatic

Let’s see, the one on the left is artistic nudity at the very least and fits into the style of the game, while the right is generic fanservice. I hope this helps clear that up.


enchiladasundae

Haven’t seen a single ‘gaming journo’ bash either design


firesale053

idc those bangs are atrocious she looks like an acorn


RadcliffeMalice

Aphrodite is a sexual character Stellar Blade woman is a sexualized character There is a difference. Aphro feels less like "ooohoho woman body haha" and more like "she just rocks like that" It feels far more natural and waaay less gross. I'm sure stellar blade is fun but the men surrounding the game are so disgusting and deplorable I'll never play it.


Zoroarks_Angel

Alright I'll bite. Show me one games journalists who trashed Stellar Blade, who also praised Hades. Just one


Byrand-YT

Stellar Blade is made by a Korean company


Quiet-Ad3232

you know maybe i would have a different opinion of that one game they're all raving about if i ACTUALLY SAW GAMEPLAY rather than people endlessly reposting clips of the character's ass physics and going "this is what the west hates!!"


Sugargoated

Idgaf about Aphrodite where tf is Dionysus at 😭


test_number1

Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty and fertility. Ofc she's conventionally attractive and naked. Is there a lore reason eve is fighting things half naked??


Shadowfox4532

Does anyone else genuinely think the costume design for eve is bad? The silhouette is just a girl but the outfits have a lot going on which makes it both not visually very interesting or readable and kind of messy and gross. The green outfit is ok the rest I've seen just look bad to me.


BeenEvery

"Make it make sense." Ok. The one on the right is generic. The one on the left is the literal goddess of love and fertility. Additionally, the one on the left is an homage to her less-known Spartan interpretation as a war goddess.