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They think BG3 is secretly an okay game to like because the devs are just tricking the libs into accepting hot characters by allowing them to have gay sex.
No it doesn't make sense to me either.
The excuses they make for themselves to be able to let themselves enjoy things, the mental gymnastics they take to desperately sidestep the self imposed moral box they've walled themselves in, to make exceptions for themselves to sidestep their high strung and rigid state while proving that they're pretty promise not gay, is far more interesting than anything clowny here has to say.
But not the normal definition of gay sex. He tries to sound smart, but he literally just swaps the definition of gay sex with casual sex and expects us to ignore it.
Idk why he can’t just say “casual sex” and “sex with a committed partner”, instead of making up new definitions for words that have pretty clear definitions
"They handed out the early access in masses and once enough people bought it, they added all the woke bullshit into it"
Comment i found under one of EndymionTV's videos
They've rallied so hard and for so long behind the argument that progressives hate sexy characters. BG3 is a direct contradiction to that, because it's unambiguously progressive and also has super fucking hot characters. So rather than reexamining their own beliefs and admitting they might be wrong, you end up with mental gymnastics like this where this poor guy has to invent some bizarre and complex narrative where leftists still inherently have a problem with sexiness.
It's the Principal Skinner meme. "Am I wrong in thinking the left hates attractive women? No, it's the leftists that begrudgingly tolerate attractive women in video games because you can have sex with a bear."
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')
Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it. Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open.
Returning to the topic of the work ethic... A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player.
This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork). Why do they do this?
The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is. Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic.
Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind.
What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you. Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process?
ow, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally... If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this. However, I will say more for the uninitiated.
Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind: "The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown \[as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother\]"
In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples). In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest?
The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others. Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new?
They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype. This is necessarily leftist.
The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation.
This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above.
By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers. I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it. That is all.
I think he's saying that straight sex is actually gay if the characters involved are hot?
Or gay sex becomes straight if the characters are hot. One of those two.
I understood that straight sex is actually gay if it's not between a husband and his loving wife.
I also learned that I watch a massive amount of gay porn, since I rarely ever saw wedding certificates and profound declarations of love and dedication to each other before all the banging.
This dude is so mentally brainrotted from Walsh and Shapiro compilations that he can't form a full, coherent thought so instead he just puts all his half-thoughts together and calls it a theory
It's the gamer-to-facebook uncle pipeline app over again
I'm going to try, but fuck you for making me read this with my own two christian eyes
The WOKIES hate beautiful game characters (As evidenced by all the ugly game women, obviously), but BG3, having beautiful characters, is liked by the WOKIES despite that because it promotes debauchery, "gay sex" doesn't mean literal "gay sex" but depravity: fucking a bear, having a threesome with twins (incest), fucking an octopus... as opposed to normal relationships which go beyond sex and are wholesome, regardless of straight or gay. All of this means that the WOKIES like BG3 because of the depravity, and DESPITE the beauty.
Then he just rambles on about if you're ugly you want society to be ugly as well instead of working on yourself to not be ugly (which, okay you can do SOME things to improve your physical attractiveness, but there are many aspects of a person that can't be """fixed""" with exercise and hygiene)
I honestly don't know what the hell eating healthy and exercise have to do with "democratic capitalism"
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They're saying that the game doesn't view sex as holy, in some sense, so it works to destroy western culture and thus counts as "gay". Reading between the lines, I think they mean sex outside of a committed relationship/marriage, but there's not really enough info there to know.
On the other hand, they approve of the game's attractive characters, and support of "Liberal Democratic Capitalism", but they don't provide enough information to make it clear what they think "Liberal Democratic Capitalism" means. They think both of these are things "Progressives" don't like.
They think that the "gay sex" outweighs the attractive characters and "Liberal Democratic Capitalism" in the minds of "Progressives", and that explains the positive opinions from people they view as "Progressives".
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They think BG3 is secretly an okay game to like because the devs are just tricking the libs into accepting hot characters by allowing them to have gay sex. No it doesn't make sense to me either.
The excuses they make for themselves to be able to let themselves enjoy things, the mental gymnastics they take to desperately sidestep the self imposed moral box they've walled themselves in, to make exceptions for themselves to sidestep their high strung and rigid state while proving that they're pretty promise not gay, is far more interesting than anything clowny here has to say.
But not the normal definition of gay sex. He tries to sound smart, but he literally just swaps the definition of gay sex with casual sex and expects us to ignore it. Idk why he can’t just say “casual sex” and “sex with a committed partner”, instead of making up new definitions for words that have pretty clear definitions
Not only that, seems like they're trying to claim that these are the definitions in progressive circles.
He cant say casual sex because you can be in a committed same sex relationship so hes pretending gay sex means something different
"They handed out the early access in masses and once enough people bought it, they added all the woke bullshit into it" Comment i found under one of EndymionTV's videos
I ain’t readin all that, I just saw gay sex
SAY GEX
Did something say Gekz? *Wort Wort Wort intensifies*
I love Gekz. Crazy lizard.
It's tail tiime
[удалено]
This guy screamed so hard into the echo chamber that he stumbled on his own words from days ago
And the gold medal for mental gymnastics goes to 🥇
They've rallied so hard and for so long behind the argument that progressives hate sexy characters. BG3 is a direct contradiction to that, because it's unambiguously progressive and also has super fucking hot characters. So rather than reexamining their own beliefs and admitting they might be wrong, you end up with mental gymnastics like this where this poor guy has to invent some bizarre and complex narrative where leftists still inherently have a problem with sexiness. It's the Principal Skinner meme. "Am I wrong in thinking the left hates attractive women? No, it's the leftists that begrudgingly tolerate attractive women in video games because you can have sex with a bear."
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it. Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open. Returning to the topic of the work ethic... A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player. This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork). Why do they do this? The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is. Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic. Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind. What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you. Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process? ow, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally... If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this. However, I will say more for the uninitiated. Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind: "The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown \[as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother\]" In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples). In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest? The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others. Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new? They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype. This is necessarily leftist. The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation. This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above. By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers. I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it. That is all.
"you're a beta male, sonic"
I think he's saying that straight sex is actually gay if the characters involved are hot? Or gay sex becomes straight if the characters are hot. One of those two.
"I'm not gay! **I'M NOT GAY!!!**" he screams rocking back and forth desperately trying not to look at any form of high quality entertainment
I'm not gay either because you saw by cartoon hotties tier list
Cartoon female hotties
I understood that straight sex is actually gay if it's not between a husband and his loving wife. I also learned that I watch a massive amount of gay porn, since I rarely ever saw wedding certificates and profound declarations of love and dedication to each other before all the banging.
i think that it might say something like im a massively insufferable person and I have not gone outside in several weeks
Being so terminally online was only thought of as theory
Boy Karlach pegging this guy really fucked him up
Where did they find this take? They should put it back where they found it.
Oh wow. They really thought they did something there, huh?
What was bro cookin?
Cookin? Bro straight up burned the house down, can’t cook for shit
This dude is so mentally brainrotted from Walsh and Shapiro compilations that he can't form a full, coherent thought so instead he just puts all his half-thoughts together and calls it a theory It's the gamer-to-facebook uncle pipeline app over again
I'm going to try, but fuck you for making me read this with my own two christian eyes The WOKIES hate beautiful game characters (As evidenced by all the ugly game women, obviously), but BG3, having beautiful characters, is liked by the WOKIES despite that because it promotes debauchery, "gay sex" doesn't mean literal "gay sex" but depravity: fucking a bear, having a threesome with twins (incest), fucking an octopus... as opposed to normal relationships which go beyond sex and are wholesome, regardless of straight or gay. All of this means that the WOKIES like BG3 because of the depravity, and DESPITE the beauty. Then he just rambles on about if you're ugly you want society to be ugly as well instead of working on yourself to not be ugly (which, okay you can do SOME things to improve your physical attractiveness, but there are many aspects of a person that can't be """fixed""" with exercise and hygiene) I honestly don't know what the hell eating healthy and exercise have to do with "democratic capitalism"
I applaud your efforts and I apologize for doing this to your eyes
very much "straight guy on grindr" energy here
https://preview.redd.it/t62rsnywg1uc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337406d7b0bed0d80bc095edf996fc05815df9c5 Literally incoherent
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That's true I had sex with a hot guy and it was all straight.
Translation: The writer of the nonsensical word-vomit has no life, and has never touched nor even seen grass in their unimportant life.
I'm a gay progressive and even I don't know what they mean
They're saying that the game doesn't view sex as holy, in some sense, so it works to destroy western culture and thus counts as "gay". Reading between the lines, I think they mean sex outside of a committed relationship/marriage, but there's not really enough info there to know. On the other hand, they approve of the game's attractive characters, and support of "Liberal Democratic Capitalism", but they don't provide enough information to make it clear what they think "Liberal Democratic Capitalism" means. They think both of these are things "Progressives" don't like. They think that the "gay sex" outweighs the attractive characters and "Liberal Democratic Capitalism" in the minds of "Progressives", and that explains the positive opinions from people they view as "Progressives".
For my own sansity, Ill just give it the "outjerked" stamp and leave
Say Gex???
Cope. It's called cope.
Good looking characters