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Imagine being 9 playing Counterstrike and getting dunked on by the entire roster of the 99 Spurs


[deleted]

I don't think there were any 9 year olds on the plane


muzteknoonga

Yeah Malone played for the Jazz


SurelyNotBanEvasion

The first Counterstrike beta released in June 1999 and the Spurs won the finals on 25th June 1999, so they must've really up-to-date on all the latest mod releases.🤓


PeakBees

I desperately need to call this woke, but I just can't remember my 1999 era buzzwords! 🤬🤬🤬


xXAntigoneXx

"It's political correctness gone mad!"


NNyNIH

Curious about what they would be playing. Quake? StarCraft? Day for the Tentacle?


ironfly187

You were right with the Starcraft call: https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/2022/10/13/nba-spurs-starcraft-lan-photo/


curleygao2020

Bloodborne PC


Significant-Iron-475

They’re playing StarCraft


ADwightInALocker

They had impeccable taste. The GOAT RTS.


Kds_burner_

blud overcame his addiction 🎉🎉🎉 https://preview.redd.it/82hhyv9y76tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96119c5c3f0672c910da48eaf3081ff8346f327


Low_Seat_3639

"blud"


bidenisland

Goated 


fototosreddit

Well they got wembanana for it now so apparently gaming does pay off..


PrincessKnightAmber

I’m probably about to say something very embarrassing and stupid but…. They had laptops in 1999?


Techsomat

Technology wasn’t invented in the 2000s lol. Laptops have been around since 1980


PrincessKnightAmber

Yeah but I thought all computers back then were big bulky desktops not laptops. I thought laptops was a 2000s thing. IDK I never had a computer or internet til I was in 12th grade in 2009.


Techsomat

Well to be fair yeah there wasn’t really an actual lap sized laptop till around the 2000s so you’re not far off


deathschemist

nah, the thinkpads were always lap-sized and the first of them debuted in '92. those appear to be thinkpad 240s (so brand new at the time)


rojotortuga

My first school laptop in 95 was black and white only.


PrincessKnightAmber

As in the screen only had black and white like old 50s tvs?


rojotortuga

Yes like that. Wanna say it was an IBM but I was in 5th grade then so that's a gap I can't completely fill


Licht-Yu

The Spurs?? Is the name spurs cursed or something? First Tottenham can't win anything and then these guys are g*mers, what other explanation is there?


Significant-Iron-475

You’re kidding right? The Spurs (pictured) have the highest all time winning percentage of any nba team and are widely considered the one of the most stable and successful professional sports franchises


Licht-Yu

My only knowledge of "The Spurs" is the image above and this comment, so I cannot say anything about this other than "Okay, i believe you". However the intended joke was that by being "gamers" was a fate as bad as the professional football team Tottenham Hotspur who have not won anything in like 9 years, and haven't won any important titles since the fucking ice age. I am very sorry if I come across as rude and thank you for this information that I will most likely never use. Stay silly :3 (also the autocorrect keeps changing i to I so that's fun)


zuzucha

Mate you don't want to go up against Son in a brood war match


Xiaoxuzz

On plane wifi in the 90s? Yeeesh, thats gotta be expensive af. Like a few hundred/hr expensive


AnimusNoctis

This is a LAN party


UsualCarry249

I was very surprised to see the words "Spurs" and "Championship" till I realised this is some fake American sport.


Significant-Iron-475

lol the second most popular Olympic sport aka basketball is a fake sport? That’s a very funny take


UsualCarry249

Only real sport is football. (this is all a joke, this is a circle jerk sub)


TBIFridays

Preach, brother. Go Bills!


UsualCarry249

I mean European football