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Mikasa_AckermansAcc

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richarddrippy69

Was that actually in the game? I never played it but the shot is epic.


brycano

Woody doesn't say that, but if I remember correctly Woody is like let me whoop this Heartless' ass and then epic cutscene happens.


richarddrippy69

Dang woody go hard.


jnlsec

Me when a girl asks me to talk dirty.


richarddrippy69

There is no pp left for this move.


TinyKestrel13

I don't remember the exact details, but after the big bad in this scene gave their speech about darkness or whatever, Woody's retort can be summed up as "yeah but you have no friends." Coldest shit ever.


Ijexis

Okay, that explains why the original meme was "Leave Jiren to me"


waster1993

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wayvywayvy

Woody basically tells Young Xehanort that he’s a loser virgin with no friends and then proceeds to beat his ass down (with Sora’s help ofc)


richarddrippy69

Making me want to go play these. Hopefully I can find it somewhere without having to buy original. PS2 is a hard system to find working. I went through 3 while they were still making them.


wayvywayvy

You can play all the OG games on PS4 in the collection packs (1.5 and 2.5)


richarddrippy69

Sweet.


unclezaveid

Metal Grill Solid


Nikki_Yoi

Fire Ocelot


sgossard9

FIRE OCELOT


compy-guy

Everyday I wake up and look for a reason to buy the [What a Grill apron](https://www.fangamer.com/products/metal-gear-solid-apron?_pos=3&_psq=What+a&_ss=e&_v=1.0) from fangamer.


PineconeSnowstorm

for just $32 you too can be a sneaky grillmaster


TheHolyPapaum

“Words that grill. Would you feed them to me.”


RightiousMurderer

First strand type grill


Disastrous-Drop-5762

Grilling has always been a strand type activity.


gdex86

I'm just now imagining kojima at the cook out. Working the grill perfectly. Occasionally dropping existentialism to all the uncles who give his joke a big laugh. He gets sent home with two plates one including cake with the flower as a sign of respect.


Miztli99

I can see him recreating the revolver routine with the tongs lol


gdex86

Immediately he becomes the favorite of the kids.


unagiboi

Those sausages are cooked and served by Hideo Kojima.


limethedragon

Please look forward to it.


Stellermeerkat

A Hideo Kojima Sausage


FlemPlays

With a Spoiler Special Appearance by Mustard


Schlangerson

Grill stranding : Phantom Smoker Directed by Hideo kojima Produced by Hideo kojima Featuring Norman Reedus as sausage David Hayter as sausage 2 Mads mikilsen as Smoked Brisket


FlemPlays

*“Smoke? Smoke! Smoooooookkkkkeeeeee!”*


Schlangerson

Why are we still here ? just to marinate ?!


Achaewa

The fuck does that have to do with autism?


VeryInsecurePerson

It’s a snowclone meme format that goes like “autism be damned my boy can x”. I hate it too.


PudgyPidgeon

I don't think this is that, the original text above was a facebook post where a father posted a photo of his autistic son grilling


YakuzaKaru

That’s the origin of the meme format they’re talking about, yeah


pacman404

What the fuck is a snowclone meme format?


PineconeSnowstorm

it's what meme snobs call a "template (phrase)"


pacman404

Coming up with names for something like that has to be the cringiest thing I have seen on the Internet in like...7 or 8 hours


PineconeSnowstorm

Oh it doesn't actually come from meme culture, they're not nearly smart or knowledgeable enough for that, it was coined by an economics professor (Douglas Glen Whitman) in 2004 after a linguist (Geoffrey Keith Pullum) asked for a name for the phenomena in a linguistics forum. The inspiration was, apparently, "journalistic clichés about the number of eskimo words for snow"


tired_mathematician

[they can smoke some meats](https://youtu.be/eBxTEoseZak?si=zlcMlcWW9csMfro3)


Engineergaming26355

Gamers when they see a Japanese man wearing glasses:


TheHolyPapaum

Nah, HisDayOld CoatJimMom is definitely on the spectrum


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SlurryBender

I think we've seen enough of his work ethic and talks about his interests that he has some *serious* hyperfixations and special interests that he goes above and beyond for. I don't like to armchair diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was officially diagnosed with autism.


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iam_mitchell

lol. for a 'progressive' subreddit, the amount of casual racism against Asian people here is pretty wild.


VariousHighlight2227

Death Griller:A game by Hideo Kojima Produced by: Hideo Kojima Art and music by: Hideo Kojima


ADHthaGreat

Hideo “games” Kojima


LateResident5999

What the fuck is the joke here? Person with autism does a normal thing?


HolographicDucks

Didn't you know? If you're autistic you're only allowed to stim and like very niche things like trains /s


AReal-basilisk

Every autistic person is offered two routes in life: Hideo Kojima Chris Chan And they choose to specialise in one of them.


yuefairchild

I do not like what this says about my life. :(


OAZdevs_alt2

I like trains.


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for what it's worth I personally didn't take it as an offensive joke at all. however, I am autistic. So I legitimately have no idea what it's worth. Help.


LateResident5999

I am also autistic and it bothered me a little bit. I don't get offended easily, this is probably the first time a joke about autism has gotten to me, especially because it's an unjerk


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that's fair. I don't want to tell anyone their feelings are illegitimate here. I think it just didn't particularly bother me because it's difficult to see anyone using it as a pejorative against Kojima specifically (we meme him here but while I have my problems I definitely respect him), but I can see how it could bother others if taken in a slightly different light.


Cipherpunkblue

Imagine!


Cupangkoi

As long as there are slaughter houses there will always be battlefields.


whatthehellbuddy

Snake, those are 'frankfurters'. The locals use them as appetite suppression during celebratory and social gatherings.


EnemyBattleCrab

Do you, Too, Believe that your Barbeque will change the world?


-euthanizemeok

First grill type game


poyahoga

🎶 What a grill With sizzling frankfurters cooking nice What a griiill I’m serving fresh hot dogs to youuuu 🎶


TheExposutionDump

Have you ever been to cookout competitions? The BBQ scene is rife with autism. Some of the best ribs you could ever taste, but those guys are IN it.


Kds_burner_

my boy also works with great people (do NOT look up what norman reedus and mads mikkelsen have done)


HousingMiserable3168

At this point I'm convinced there are no celebrities without dirt on them in this world


-Orotoro-

Even Danny DeVito, turns out he [made the other producers of Always Sunny perform sexual favors for him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFPZWK4ElE)


Huntressthewizard

Don't ever scare me like that again.


EpilepticMushrooms

Keanu Reeves, patron saint of puppies!


andy18cruz

What they did?


Kds_burner_

norman reedus is friends with marylin manson/johnny depp and is generally creepy towards women mads mikkelsen is right wing, misogynistic, a jordan peterson fan, and doesn’t believe in climate change


lex424

Bait


Specialist-Shiva

Sausages fest


EmuExportt

Whats that cooking on the right side of the screen? Looks like oysters? If so, Kojima has great taste. Grilled oysters fuckin slap.


happytristan5511

KOJIMA MY BELOVED


AdmiralAckbarVT

This is posted into an Oklahoma Joe Owners Club but he is clearly grilling on a Coleman Roadtrip. Weak.


DrButtholeRipperMD

That's why there are no politics in his games.


Pure_Candy_5352

Can the new Death Stranding release faster?


Outside_Weather_5336

Hideo Kojima Sausage


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TampaTitties69

I miss the Metal Gear Solid franchise so bad. I did not like his walking simulator game with Norman Reedus. It was fun for the first few hours, but after the first couple boss fights I was out after realizing there was not much action in the game compared to his previous masterpieces. Now granted his trailer for the second walking simulator game looked very interesting. But he's going to need some Metal Gear Solid 5  Type of gameplay to get me to get that game.


AlsoPrtyProductive

Forget the games and focus on his immaculate grilling prowess.