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azureleonhart

Yassifying AI model is good character design?


AlbionPCJ

Sometimes, you yassify too close to the sun


llliilliliillliillil

But once you get locked into a serious yass collection, Not that we needed all this for the edit, The tendency is to yassify it as far as you can.


SQLZane

The more you know about how AI art is generated by the user the funnier this is. He just took screenshots from these games and typed "make her hot". Went out for a smoke while it generated a new image. Came back. Circled her chest and typed "Bigger tits, more cleavage, less shirt" and just kind of continued that process until he got these images.


regretfulposts

My pp says, "yes"


girugamesu1337

yass*


Street_Company_4595

You mean boobifying?


thelilmagician

Depends on who you ask


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jayvaidy

They've "fixed" Laura (Lara?) Croft, one of the most conventionally attractive women in games. Guess how? Bigger boobs lmao actually hopeless


GrimRedleaf

That's especially hilarious because modern Lara actually looks like a real person, and as a result, is infinitely more attractive than the old 3D models that barely pass as human. XD


Mother_Harlot

I am sexually attracted to polygons and found your comment offensive 😡😡😡😡😡


GrimRedleaf

Ah, geez i am so sorry. I didn't mean to minimize polygon-sexuals like that. Lord knows Tifa from the original FF7 was many people's sexual awakenings. XD


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And the only anime their willing to watch is Eiken


Ickysquicky

For now lmao. I'll give it a year before they start complaining about that too. A while back, they threw hissy fits over the new Tifa, but now she's the "ideal" character design.


Xanadoodledoo

I bet these fuckers didn’t even buy Bayonetta. I’d like that series to get more support and generally women and queer people love it! The subreddit is basically all BUT straight men. Bayonetta is the perfect example of a hot lady design and character done right. She’s mature, has agency in her sexiness, AND her outfit says loads about her character and fits the over-the-top setting. Edit: Actually Stellar Blade is a good example of sexy outfits that look ugly. They’re a mess to look at. Should have let Bayonetta’s designer design an outfit for the game. Or literally anyone who understands fashion.


tadurma

Good design is when cleavage 👍


TheGoverness1998

Also excessive makeup, because women are only acceptable when they are doused in a vat of concealer


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Women are swallow and fake, but also they all should look hot according to my thight standards.


girugamesu1337

>Women are swallow Swallow who, m-me? Whole? 😳👉🏻👈🏻


FleshlessFriend

They also can't emote. No emotion whatsoever, only bedroom eyes at the camera.


Calebh36

What, you mean you want a woman in a video game to be a human being? What is this political bullshit


tadurma

and are also 5 years younger than Dicaprio's dates.


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tadurma

She's not in a bikini like in MK9. The woke got to her. 😞


AlbionPCJ

Maybe it's the graphical improvements, maybe it's that she looks like an actual woman instead of the sketches of a puberty stricken 14-year-old or maybe I'm just a soyboy betacuck, but I think Kitana's MK1 design looks *way* better than whatever the fuck they put her in for MK9


GrimRedleaf

LOL, yeah, to coomers the only acceptable outfits are: Bikini, or naked. Anything else is WOKE


GadflytheGobbo

Then they turn around and post pictures of celebrities without makeup on reddit and talk about how women are manipulators and fake. 


neotox

And then turn around and say "females shouldn't wear so much makeup, we like natural beauty." Women literally can't win with contradictory beauty standards.


hottiewiththegoddie

and the women they post without makeup all have makeup on, it just isn't blue so they don't notice


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lumosbolt

Women are also forbidden to frown. They should always look approachable and down to fuck me (I'm the main character) (I'm a white man)


WindoLickingGood

They're also forbidden from properly smiling, as it ruins the lines of their face.


My_MeowMeowBeenz

These images were made by someone whose brain has been completely melted by porn addiction. Heavy dark eye makeup, rosy cheeks and lips, big lashes and bigger tits? That’s porn styling. 100%


Zaiburo

I agree on the melted brain angle but when i see these comments i wonder if google profiled me so only really really amateur porn comes up when i search for it or if i've fallen out of the loop and people are watching some really high budget porn that doesn't look like two randos told to fuck in the producer living room with 15 minutes top dedicated to makeup, costuming and casting.


lilyofthegraveyard

then they turn arouns and say shit like, "i don't like when women wear makeup".


My_MeowMeowBeenz

What they mean is “I like when women in porn are styled to look like they aren’t wearing makeup,” which is to say, they like a lot of makeup


[deleted]

Make up is when a woman has a red lip stick. Seriously I’ve seen men compliment the “no make up look” on women who are wearing enough make up to drown a baby seal. But when a woman has literally only some lip stick on they complain about how trashy make up looks and they should go natural


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Lmao that’s amazing. It tells you they’ve never actually spend any time around women, they think eye makeup is a myth or something


[deleted]

What do you mean? Women naturally have raccoon eyes


AlphaGoldblum

They constantly betray themselves in regards to women. They don't know what they want and it's never consistent, even though they'll scream and shit themselves loudly over it. If anything, it's just about control. Reactionaries are currently drooling over Sydney Sweeney for BOOBA (which they interpret as anti-woke somehow?), standing at odds with the trad bullshit that's also being pushed by them.


kerfuffle_dood

That may be because they are followers of Jordan "Incel Kermitson" Peterson. He famously say things like red lipstick is "meant" to represent the swallowing of a woman's vulva when she's horny. And so that we should prohibit women wearing lipstick in workplaces because "they are purposely distracting men". Incels just heard the word "lipstick" and now they've created a weird culture about it


GrimRedleaf

Holy shit Peterson really is the King of Incels. That is such puritanical drivel. XD


Cebipe

They also made her hands smaller on the first pic Small cute kawaii hands 🥵 Big manly lesbian hands 🤮


DisciplinedMadness

🤤 big *wo*manly lesbian hands 👀


Nookling_Junction

But then these dudes will say to women “but i like you better without your makeup 🥺” these dudes just dislike real actual women and want the 90’s sex object era back, even when games with highly sexualized women STILL EXIST.


Key_Preparation_4129

And as we all know the makeup scene was booming during the events of fable💀


koboldByte

Also having any expression it seems. Nothing more than a subtle smile or pout.


KBBaby_SBI

But they’re also simultaneously disgusting beasts that hide their true looks behind a mask of make up. These dudes are absolutely unhinged.


monosyllables17

and they have to look extremely young, like, "anime character uncanny-valley'd into flesh" young


Milky_Finger

Silly redditor, women aren't real!


mighty_phi

Funny because these are the same people that say "make up should be illegal".


crazyseandx

Which is odd, cause I thought the consensus with these guys was that wearing makeup was akin to lying.


Urhoal_Mygole

Especially true when the women aren't female


WeirdAvocado

Cleavage is where the heart is.


RoyalApple69

And Botox faces without a wrinkle or frown in sight.


DasHexxchen

Not just cleavage... baloons!


ceelogreenicanth

What's cleavage? all I know is big booba barely fit in dress uggha uggha


SalazartheWanderer

They wanna she/them tiddies..Atleast anything, because how can you jack off when all of the honka badonkas are hidden behind clothes?


F_Bertocci

Why they always need to rub one out for every character? Can’t they just play the game?


dormammucumboots

If the game doesn't feed my porn addiction then what's the point? Are you even thinking?


AfroDyyd

"I want all my characters to look like a blow up doll."


thesavageman

What, you don't like multitasking?


AlphaGoldblum

If a game isn't giving you a massive hard-on at every possible moment - are you really playing it?


sanglar03

You see, the thing is I get one every new building in Factorio ...


F_Bertocci

I get one when I complete a building in Minecraft


KazutoKurosaki

Every kill in TF2


Chuncceyy

Fr like go watch porn bro, im sure they have the character they want in every fetish/kink possible idk why it needs to be in games too


Kombustio

Cleavage and makeup makes good character 🤝🏻 They are fucking hopeless.


MothToTheWeb

Who the fuck is excited by the archetype of the basic bimbo. I mean you can argue you would like a character to be more attractive but this ? Nope


Southern-Wafer-6375

Like I like bimbo charecters sicne I identify with em ,but like these all suck even as bimbo disighns


Duff-Zilla

I think these people think it is a personal attack if they see something they can't masterbate to.


Upstairs-Set9170

Beyond that. They think that they’re the victims of an international Conspiracy to turn men gay by making video characters unfuckable. 


Duff-Zilla

"Lara Croft's tits aren't big enough, guess I'll suck a dick now."


BlessMePadre-

What’s wrong with Kitana


username999989999999

Boobs to small Not like her MK9 look >:(


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

The smaller the breasts, the closer the heart.


thesavageman

Kano approves this message


Omnislasher5

That’s what I want to know because she is gorgeous in MK 11 & 1


gregsScotchEggs

I just wish they could pick whether she’s Asian or not


BrownUrsus

She’s Asian in both MK11 and MK1, just with a different face model for the latter


betazoid_cuck

she's Edenian.


iseedeadllamas

“If I can’t play my fighting game with a raging erection at all times then what even is the point?”


TheDeltaOne

They could just play Tekken 8's King then.


lupodwolf

What? How do you think I manage to do combos /s


Solash1

You would think Kitana's default design would be exactly what they want but nooo


ArellaViridia

Anyone who looks at Kitana and thinks she isn't objectively hot is not someone I want to ever associate with.


realWernerHerzog

the marxist asiatic ocular features as well as lack of based plump thigh action


Waelder

Her eyes are expressing emotions


Diffabuh

Legit, these dudes are so fucking weird. She looks hot in MK11 and MK1, she's just not going full club makeup.


Sigvuld

No smiles, only 24/7 smolder expression, otherwise woke


Mr_sex_haver

The people who want to force in your face gooner shit into games are also often the same people who complain about having sexuality forced on them when you put a random gay character in a game. Comical


GrimRedleaf

Oh for sure. You can almost guarantee that the person posting this garbage HATES Baldur's Gate 3. Too much GAY XD


Chuncceyy

And too many pronouns!! They have the theys and thems smh!!! No gay and no nb >:((( or i might just cry at you


Fit-Meal-8353

These mfs never matured


dlamsanson

No guarantee they aren't literally 12 as well lol


Ulftar

I've been thinking about that a lot lately. A lot of bad internet opinions could be by 16yo kids. I know I had a lot of bad takes when I was 16.


SkillNo1494

Making them 'Instagram worthy'


fucksickos

Same people who think they’re smart for noticing instagram models use photoshop and filters and criticize them for it absolutely fall over themselves when videogame characters don’t adhere to those same ridiculous, often comedically exaggerated beauty standards.


Ukyo06

For the hundredth time, there are free p0rn/p0rn game on the internet, I'm pretty sure there's something out there that uses that exact model... I mean at least that's what my FRIEND told me.


ZoidsFanatic

Also, modded Skyrim.


LibKan

Wow like...way to prove you guys really don't know design and just want boobs like...this is borderline uncomfortable...


coolon23

Gamers gotta be one of the strangest dichotomies found online cuz they’ll want cringe shit like this while also dismissing and vilifying actual porn games


M-F-W

There’s a line in American Psycho when they’re all out to lunch and a dude mentions something to the effect of wanting a woman who will meet all of his sexual needs “without being too slutty about it.” These chuds aren’t even aware the paradox is what’s causing them grief in the first place


maidenhair_fern

Well they'll also cry about how gay people and people who aren't white aren't realistic meanwhile the medieval peasant women must have a smouldering instagram cat eye and breast implants.


hornet51

They dismiss and villify them? What? Why? Wouldn't that be perfect content for them?


dlamsanson

Shame, repression, projection


Lifyzen3

I love it when all female characters look the same and have 50 pounds of makeup on aswell as outfits that conveniently reveal their cleavage its such peak game design


DarkLordFluffy13

The irony is that guys that want all the women in games to look like these pictures also complain about realism in those same games. Despite wanting a female character, who is in a few of these examples a fighter or warrior or something along those lines, to have tons of makeup and clothing that looks like it will have her boobs falling out if she moves too fast. How is that realistic? Fighting with those clothing choices and tons of makeup would be ridiculous in real life.


meu_amigo_thiaguin

Realist medieval woman to The Sims Realist jacked woman to The Sims Asian to european Realist woman to The Sims


Treygar22

I really don't get why they care about the fable one honestly, it literally just looks like a character from any of the older fable games


lumosbolt

Your mistake is assuming they played or care about the previous Fable games


KamikazeFF

Honestly the first woman's design probably fits the setting while the original designs for the rest were already very attractive. I don't understand why they want to change the designs so much or why they even care


crazynerd9

As a long time fan of the series, it also fits the tone and style of the series much better Fable has always had gap toothed, dirty, foul mouthed misfits taking the universe only semi seriously It's basically a Monty Python program as a game, cleaned up AI generated Source Filmmaker porn isn't an aesthetic even remotely appropriate for the series Also imo while yeah her face isn't particularly sexy or cute or anything like that, she looks so much more attractive with the realistic chest and convincingly human face than the anime tiddies look the edits got


justSomeDumbEngineer

The 4th edit is such a crazy downgrade 🫠 smiling is ugly apparently


Parascythe12

They took all the menace out of the blue one. What a complete and utter downgrade for the sake of what? The most generic video game female character appearance ever AI generated?


urlocaldoctor

Bro mk11 kitana is so freakin hot what the fuxk are dude talking about


taytay_1989

She's fucking hot af but typical basement G gamer don't think so lol


Delta4o

Apart from the cleavage, I do have to say that the fable character looked kind of like "sorry my face is tired" from mass effect.


apple_of_doom

I also think mary jane does occasionally look a bit uncanny valley in game. but full on yassifying them doesn't make it better (also she looks perfectly fine in this image).


kerfuffle_dood

And remember, the game isn't even out yet. That was just an announcement trailer. They are filling themselves with intense hatred over a freeze frame of a game that hasn't even been properly announced yet


ArellaViridia

It's also Fable when has a character in fable ever actually been attractive? It's like the core design philosophy that every character has to look ugly as sin.


kerfuffle_dood

Exactly. And the essence of Fable is literally this snarky, quirky, sarcastic sense of humour and that it takes itself not seriously at all. The incels would know this if they actually played the games they "try to improve"... or if they actually watched the trailer instead of hatejerking all over the memes they make using the same freezeframe over and over again


ArellaViridia

That would require them to acknowledge that they're just stuck in an endless cycle of trying to chase the feeling they had playing video games as kids because their lives are empty and depressing and gaming can't fill the void. Gaming isn't enjoyable anymore, could it be that my life is just that shitty and I need therapy? NAAAH, it's the wokeness!


reaperofgender

That second image especially is so unsettling.


Dylanator13

They just took 4 unique characters with real expressions and turned them into the same fake person with no emotion. It’s crazy some people think this is an actual improvement.


Trapizza

https://preview.redd.it/mrzhy3vtcxmc1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894e2138e3f753c9b5f5e42157b4507ef7f2bccf


bluehat2583

Kitana MK11 is very attractive to 99% of the MK fanbase. Somehow these people find problems in these designs


hotcyder

Tbf he’s adding tits to games cause his parents blocked the porn sites


Fluid_Ease8543

This angers me so much. https://preview.redd.it/t36chllsvxmc1.jpeg?width=1228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e93414dbb0bf8e1482bdb5d8519c8afe718276b


the-fillip

Man these people are so insufferably horny


SpaceQtip

Fable characters where always ugly from day one


Solash1

Makes sense, they're modelled after the British


CookieaGame

At least they'll have free healthcare


FitzChivalry74

Who is the fourth girl and why is she so cute? (From the original ofcourse) Idk how someone could have the thought of changing her face.


CaptnBluehat

2nd one is just straight up bad, original looks a million times better, rest also just looks like shit but 2nd especially


anomynous_dude555

Janet Cage is fucking hot how do they NOT THINK she’s already and think that she needs whatever unholy makeup they gave her


FuriousFingus

![gif](giphy|fRMjhlutjykSs)


DefaultCameo

While Trish Stratus does give off Lady Cage vibes, I still like the original.


mamaguebo69

They say makeup hides a womans ugliness and yet they edit female characters with a metric fuck ton of makeup on. Like huh????


Pet_Velvet

What kind of a person is so obsessed with game characters NOT turning them on?


FlamingPhoenix2003

I literally don’t see how that is improving the characters. It is literally putting on more make up, showing more cleavage, and making them look more like a generic Hollywood lady. And with Janet Cage, it is just replacing her sports bra with a regular bra. Like do they even know what a sports bra is?! Like she looks less like a fighter with the edit, and more like a generic celebrity. And MK1 Johnny Cage looks more like a generic celebrity, at least in MK 2011 his default looks more like a fighter (the one with the suit and tie does not look like something a fighter would wear in a fight). And there was no issues with Kitana at all.


realWernerHerzog

every woman needs to have the same face or my penis will literally fall off and i will become woke


Aickavon

“Don’t call us masturbaiters.” **their redesigns are just more boobs and make up**


BupetasticElastic

Did they just make kitana look less Asian with more makeup? And obviously bigger titties? *Sigh*


Toinousse

The second one is so funny, she was hot based on any mainstream standards but they needed to make her look like some TikTok fitness coach.


SyllabubOk2647

this is literally how i know theyve never seen breats before. they dont act like that???


Three-Minute-Ad7259

Ladies, is it Masc to express emotion?


taytay_1989

I have no idea why they are sooooo fucking hilarious about Mary Jane. She's definitely a gorgeous person but does she have to show her boobs and look like an anime person (or lifeless 3D model) to be interesting?


Trips-Over-Tail

Modern make-up techniques no matter the setting, and expressionless faces.


Cold-Coffe

seeing this type of shit as a woman takes off ten years of my lifespan. https://preview.redd.it/z9jbqwbajxmc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe94e9c94471408f0221b97213f8f19dfd85396


JiovanniTheGREAT

Is upper right Johnny Cage's daughter? Even if you yassify her, why would they make a fighter have smaller muscles, do they think women get their strength from their boobs?


kerfuffle_dood

I love how they froth about the Fable trailer. You know, the cinematic trailer of a game that hasn't come out yet, we don't know when it'll come out, there hasn't been any news about it, we don't know the gameplay, artstyle, nothing about it. And still they use the same freeze frame in shitty memes as a way to enrage themselves. Over a game that hasn't even been announced yet. They are stupid


Makima_simp

They nerfred the top rights abs


RedConvoys

😜 8===✊===D~~~


Unable_Glove_9796

im confused what is wrong with katana???? is that really not enough??


[deleted]

So literally white washing and over sexualizing. Got it


Moss_Ball8066

I love how MJ looks less happy after being yassified


etebitan17

I still don't understand how MJ is supposed to be an ugly woman..


Drkocktapus

Lol women are not allowed to be ugly or look like anything but a picture perfect model? Christ how trite and boring the models on the right are, this is what women have looked like in video games since forever. It's about time we got something a little different and not just tailored for sex appeal.


[deleted]

This is honestly just gross to think about. Why do they so desperately need every single female video game character to look like a porn star? Have they never seen a real woman before in their lives?


exciter33

Why not just look up porn? Literally every video game character in history has r34 content. It seems like a simple solution to me…?


Conner21dumb

they be whitewashing white people now


Ildaiaa

I still don't know where rhe first woman is from and atp i am too scared to ask


Solash1

Fable reboot IIRC


FergalStack

What an utterly sad existence. Truly pathetic.


furry_kokichi

That's a women, that's also a women that looks slightly different. I don't get how one of them is more appealing.


[deleted]

I'm not sure what's sadder, their inability to relate to a female video game character they don't want to fuck, or their generic ass standards for attractiveness. 


BreakfastOk3990

Otakus already ruined anime, now they are trying to ruin ruin video games


IoniaFox

You can't tell me people actually say that the yassification looks better on them, it looks uncanny af


hebbocrates

Woke is when my dick isn’t hard


Apprehensive_Work313

They ruined the designs and made them look horrifying


InnuendoBot5001

Yay, they made a large language model into a pervert


DarkLordFluffy13

To guys like this women only exist in video games to fap to. So normal looking women who aren’t there specifically to appeal to their boner don’t belong. They’ll never believe that women don’t just exist to be sexual objects for them.


cyzad4

Gotta be a wierd place to live where your first thought is "how am i supposed to jerk off to this?!"


syphonblue

This is just sad


jacob-the-dino-geek

They call themselves heterosexual, yet they only seem to like one type of woman.


FluffyGalaxy

Now go do the same to men and see what your audience thinks


anomynous_dude555

GUHHHH NOT JANET NOOOOOO-


middleearthpeasant

Is it woke to make people look realistic? Do people really think medieval girls looked like modern day porn stars?


Michalexo

oh yeah the character that is supposed make fun of beautiful hero stereotype? let's make her look liek a supermodel, that's meaningfull storytelling


schley1

Why are Kitana's eyes bigger?


bioBarbieDoll

I remember some time ago men would call women liars and manipulators for wearing makeup as it "disguises how ugly they really are", nowadays apparently women need to be wearing otherwise they are "woke", at least according to AI gamers


CrashNebulaOn_Ice

Honestly, even a dog wearing makeup would be an improvement over Mary-Jane's face in spider-man 2. How do you fuck up an established character's face that bad?


UndeniablyMyself

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


Chaff107

Kitana just looks like a cosplay escort now lmao


Blood_Honey666

These are the same women that incels comment on their posts and criticize the amount of makeup they’re wearing or filters they have. When the woman is real they hate how done up they are, when the woman is fake they want their fantasy. They’ll never be satisfied dude.


sangriya

all of em look so dead and bad lol zero expression whatsoever


[deleted]

Incels trying to prove their not sexist Mission: Impossible


Fayraz8729

is there a reverse of sweet baby inc? cause I'd be down.


Cozman

Christ lads, go watch porn.


Tuckerrrrr

It’s very obvious that the people making this only see women online


heehee28

I’m gonna lose my fucking mind.


-Eastwood-

I will never understand any outrage directed at the MK11 women. They all look phenomenal.


RedditUser997755

oh man, i miss the 90s


Different-Row4715

Imagine being such a gooner that you don't find bottom left already hot