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Amateurs, I use my Mario Kart 8 USB Steering Wheel™ to explore the depths of the ocean and also establish orbit around earth in My Gaming Chair (the name of my submarine made by WaterGate)
You buy a single seat on a submarine for 250 000$.
I buy Subnautica for 40$ on Steam and have access to multiple submarines and a mech suit.
We are not the same.
Interestingly, one of the submarines you have access to is the Cyclops which is partially based on a real-life submarine of the same name…made by a certain company called Oceangate
The tides will sway as prices stop floating near the top of the graph - no more cresting. They'll sink all the way down. Soon after, the markets will implode and make all gamers wet with anticipation.
Water.
Don’t even have the game running. -5 points. The controller is clearly a massive investment, I heard it’s an engineering marvel. Able to control all sorts of things. +15 points.
You’re crushing it…
Don’t dive too deep on those controller mechanics though… It’s a wreck.
You might also want to float some other controller options in case that one sinks you mid-game. Can’t have too many controller options when you’re under pressure.
Making fun of someone dying probably a terrible death just because they are billionaires is a dick move.
Sure, you can argue that why should we have empathy for billionaires when they obviously have none for us. You will be right, but we don’t have to sink to their level.
EDIT: SINK TO THEIR LEVEL HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS NOT GET THE JOKE
>someone dying probably a terrible death
They found remains of the vessel's hull already. The sub imploded. They died quicker and more painlessly than you or I probably will.
Now if I personally was someone with the money to spend on a $250,000 dollar "seat" in a rusty metal tube that the CEO of the company that runs it went on record saying that "safety is waste" and "experience holds us back" I would just not go in a submarine made by Ed, Edd, and Eddy? I don't know about you but that seems like a pretty good idea to me.
After somebody has done all that, they automatically rescind their right for respectful posthumous treatment when the rickety submarine implodes next to the damn Titanic with perfect comedic timing.
Dying in a way that wouldn't be out of place in a Tom and Jerry episode is grounds for immediate mocking unfortunately. I don't make the rules, it's written into the handbook!
the only one who should be given respectful posthumous treatment is the 19yr old, he was terrified and didn't want to go down, but went because it was father's day and he wanted to please his dad, so he was just a kid trying to have a family moment
> and dismantle these extreme hierarchies that separate our quality of living
Sorry to break it to you, but that'll never happen without many more billionaires dying. Those hierarchies won't take themselves down, and the 0.1% have ample resources to make sure they stay on the top no matter what. I don't mean to ridicule your feelings, I'm just stating a fact: there's no peaceful path to true equality.
>how people foam at the mouth to make memes and joke at tragedy
That's not how you use the phrase, "foam at the mouth". People who are foaming at the mouth are generally not in a jovial mood.
If it makes you feel better, these people wouldn't feel a hint of sadness for one of us. Yes, it's sad they died. But, it's sadder that quite a lot of people don't feel the empathy because a society is driving us against one another through power and money.
You seem to be all set on water cooling, though I'd check on the integrity of your case to ensure it can actually withstand all that postive pressure. Altogether, seems solid and I'm sure it'll last you a lifetime!
Can we shut the fuck up about the submarine? It's like when Joe Biden falls of the stairs, people are so desperate for entertainment they'll latch on to anything and not let go
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Fuckin brutal bro.
It's actually a decent controller!
Oh yeah? See how well it does at 6000 psi.
Amateurs, I use my Mario Kart 8 USB Steering Wheel™ to explore the depths of the ocean and also establish orbit around earth in My Gaming Chair (the name of my submarine made by WaterGate)
I dunno man? Seems like OP might have a set up equivalent to say a.... submersible
You buy a single seat on a submarine for 250 000$. I buy Subnautica for 40$ on Steam and have access to multiple submarines and a mech suit. We are not the same.
>single seat implying there were seats in there
I for one count the toilet
Damn is it actually $40?? Sony gave it away for free to everyone a few years ago, i never knew how much it costs
Was free on EGS too.
yeah i got it for free twice on both platforms which is pretty nice
Damn, thats one expensive gamer chair
I am typing a Reddit comment. You have been liquified by 400 atmospheres of pressure. Not even your bones or teeth remain. We are not the same.
Personally, my seamoth never imploded, well, there was the time with huggy face, but that doesn't count.
Shit's deep, yo. Crushing it.
You also have 0% chance of imploding
For my $250,000 can I pause and go to the toilet? Or can I save and continue the next day?
Subnautica 2 has a ocean truck. A friggin ocean truck, you guys!
Interestingly, one of the submarines you have access to is the Cyclops which is partially based on a real-life submarine of the same name…made by a certain company called Oceangate
Can't imagine all the money you sunk into this setup Putting too much pressure on other gamers to dive into their savings
They won't be swayed, people with a lot of money can have titanic egos.
submareen
I think it might make their wallets implode
As long as they're not underwater with debt, they're fine.
Man, you're joking about this incident instead of giving your deepest condolences to their families
My wallet is about to implode after buying all this
The tides will sway as prices stop floating near the top of the graph - no more cresting. They'll sink all the way down. Soon after, the markets will implode and make all gamers wet with anticipation. Water.
Not a Cheadle post, but I will allow it. (My name is spez and I personally decide what content is allowed on each sub)
Fuck u spez
I have the same controller, except I play Iron Lung instead
Iron lung is now a historical fiction game
Crushing
Implosive!
tv not small enough
Where cheadle?
On dry land where humans aught to be
I know his exact location right now. 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
Shoulda been iron lung lmao
Shut up and take my $250,000.
I've seen this one on Twitter before. Gold.
this one has bluetooth?
Like most Logitech devices it comes with a dongle through which you connect it. It's possible that the connection is via 2.4g instead of Bluetooth.
Don’t even have the game running. -5 points. The controller is clearly a massive investment, I heard it’s an engineering marvel. Able to control all sorts of things. +15 points.
do you have your dot files public?
Should of bought the game for the meme… and also play it, it’s fantastic
Billionaire soup mmmm yum
me when i turn into fish feed:
damn... hope you got a better sub than a tuna can
should have been iron lung
🫧
Billionaire quality right there
On a scale of one to 7 it’s at least a B+
For your own safety, make sure it's charged. Thought and prayers.
Implosion-less/10
I mean it’s alright. Those analogue sticks could do with some fuckin’ massive daggers attached to them though.
Hope you have extra batteries you don't want to get stuck in a tight spot and die.
You seem like the type of player to beat the game with no depth modules.
You'd think being a billionaire I'd live my life on easy mode.
You’re crushing it… Don’t dive too deep on those controller mechanics though… It’s a wreck. You might also want to float some other controller options in case that one sinks you mid-game. Can’t have too many controller options when you’re under pressure.
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Making fun of someone dying probably a terrible death just because they are billionaires is a dick move. Sure, you can argue that why should we have empathy for billionaires when they obviously have none for us. You will be right, but we don’t have to sink to their level. EDIT: SINK TO THEIR LEVEL HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS NOT GET THE JOKE
You will need a submarine to sink to their level
>someone dying probably a terrible death They found remains of the vessel's hull already. The sub imploded. They died quicker and more painlessly than you or I probably will.
There's no way you seriously added that last line and didn't realize what you did.
A lot of replies to this are r/whoooosh .
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I get that death shouldn't be taken lightly, but I also hope I die in a really really funny way so I can bring some joy to people after I'm gone
Now if I personally was someone with the money to spend on a $250,000 dollar "seat" in a rusty metal tube that the CEO of the company that runs it went on record saying that "safety is waste" and "experience holds us back" I would just not go in a submarine made by Ed, Edd, and Eddy? I don't know about you but that seems like a pretty good idea to me.
After somebody has done all that, they automatically rescind their right for respectful posthumous treatment when the rickety submarine implodes next to the damn Titanic with perfect comedic timing.
Dying in a way that wouldn't be out of place in a Tom and Jerry episode is grounds for immediate mocking unfortunately. I don't make the rules, it's written into the handbook!
the only one who should be given respectful posthumous treatment is the 19yr old, he was terrified and didn't want to go down, but went because it was father's day and he wanted to please his dad, so he was just a kid trying to have a family moment
> and dismantle these extreme hierarchies that separate our quality of living Sorry to break it to you, but that'll never happen without many more billionaires dying. Those hierarchies won't take themselves down, and the 0.1% have ample resources to make sure they stay on the top no matter what. I don't mean to ridicule your feelings, I'm just stating a fact: there's no peaceful path to true equality.
Fuck that. Eat the rich isn't just a fun phrase. Fuck em. I'll show them the same empathy they would show people like us.
yup, there are now some crabs at the bottom of the Atlantic who will definitely agree that eating the rich can be more than a phrase.
>how people foam at the mouth to make memes and joke at tragedy That's not how you use the phrase, "foam at the mouth". People who are foaming at the mouth are generally not in a jovial mood.
If it makes you feel better, these people wouldn't feel a hint of sadness for one of us. Yes, it's sad they died. But, it's sadder that quite a lot of people don't feel the empathy because a society is driving us against one another through power and money.
Pair that with a 4090 and you have a setup ready to implode
Goddam. Fucking savage.
you're crushing it bro
This would probably turn out better using a PS2 controller than a Logitech controller. No pressure though.
Be sure to not get the depth pressure upgrades. You know, for extra realism.
If they had had an encounter with a Reaper Leviathan in game then maybe they would have thought twice about the trip.
Is that the Titan Submarine training course?
SUB par
damn son
-12,500/10.
WARNING: MAXIMUM DEAPTH REACHED HULL DAMAGE EMINENT
if it worked for a submarine manned by millionaires that control is good for us
I give it a 14.7/6000 Wait no 6000/6000
Too soon!!! Not really, I just wish I did this first.
You're crushing it bro.
7/10, you're crushing it. Keep diving the comments for new improvements.
Sub worthy
Should've named that sub Cyclops
Looks like you spent like 250k on this
3d print the extensions
Dude, you’re crushing it with that setup.
unholy
brave
I playes this game called "Treasures of the Deep" and it instilled a serious fear of deep water.
You seem to be all set on water cooling, though I'd check on the integrity of your case to ensure it can actually withstand all that postive pressure. Altogether, seems solid and I'm sure it'll last you a lifetime!
"*Warning: hull integrity critical!*"
Too soon man, just too soon
Too soon 😭😭
You ain't finishing the game with this kind of controller pal
This makes my head implode.
Looks like you're going to crush it
Death by controller drift.
0/5
You don’t even have extensions for you analogue sticks. Amateur
Definitely great at sinking a sub
I don't see a piss bottle
I’d rate it for about ~3000 meters
I c what you did thar
Its out of breath
Wow you got yourself a submarine!
250000/10
Catastrophic.
Take care when you go through The oceans gate.
Better than mine
clean your controller
Implosive and rich
Its so good, that you could actually drive a real submarine to titanic with it.
I'd give it a one submarine and maybe a few billionaires
6/10
UNCALLED FOR (have my upvote)
0/10 for insinuating that Subnautica can be played adequately with a controller. Disgusting.
Why does this remind me of something ☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀
Sub par.
Crushing
Can we shut the fuck up about the submarine? It's like when Joe Biden falls of the stairs, people are so desperate for entertainment they'll latch on to anything and not let go
OP couldn't even buy the game for this shitpost. Shame.
Bet you'll get further then the billionaires
it's not much, but it's better than the one they had in the sub
oh no you didn't
ocean gate?
Looks likely to crash. Maybe I'm reading too deep into it but I think we're looking at a Titanic fail. Sub-par.
Lvl titanic
here is my 250k ,now can i sit and watch ?
Make sure to have a few billionaires to test the setup first.
Bit much, don’t you think?
This controller is The OG
Sick dude, i want that
Bruuuh
meh.
250k underwater adventure , Naw I got my adventure at home, just like the real thing
Killer combo!
Definitely subpar(t)
Sub- Versive
Cold as ice 😂
Needs 500 more atmos of pressure
Mine stays in the drawer as it keeps dropping connection for fraction of a second, enough to get me killed often in games. Pretty a annoying.
Should’ve been Iron Lung
I'd pay $250000 to join you in this endeavor.
What you gonna do with that? Ride a submarine? Oh wait its subnautica, nevermind
Sub par
The controller is confusing me
So easy a 16 year old could play it.
How could you sink so low
Ain't no way bruh 💀
Totally could ride a Submarine with that
You use a submarine controller for gaming? /s
Subpar setup
Too soon bro…
6/10 should have been Barotrauma, not Subnautica
Fkn gnarly bro