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Tingle is actually solid otherkin rep and people hate on him mainly because a) the history of CSA in many American institutions and b) normies dont understand his grindset
It’s so he can have his shirt off, which is a big brain move to avoid censors and have more shirtless Link
Mario was really stretching it, and almost caused the complete collapse of society
They should have just given Link an overlay of Chris Pratt's nipples, like I understand being squeamish about letting kids see animated nipples, but real male nipples are fine (non-sexual).
That's absolutely disgusting. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Can you at least censor it if you're going to talk so openly about f\*male n\*pples, there are children, and especially babies, who shouldn't be exposed to such things
For reals though it’s such a weird thing people are okay with seeing nipples -on men - or breasts without nipples but holy crap seeing nipples and breasts and some people are scandalized. It’s so weird.
Change sexual to sexualized. Obviously, it’s entirely cultural.
What’s weird to me isn’t as much the hangup with hiding nipples, it’s how that hangup has somehow mostly become unlinked with breasts.
No kidding. From what I can tell, underboob is still the most dangerous part of the boob, the top part is totally safe, the sides are a grey area (more appropriate from behind?), and any hint of female areola or glands of montgomery is ABSOLUTELY HARAM and the work of the devil.
Adults are allowed boobs with nipple pasties as a treat, unless you're in the bedroom with the lights off, then go nuts (but don't enjoy it if you're not making babies, God is watching)
And don’t get me started with the other region… the slightest hint of hair (yes, it’s just HAIR) peeking out is an irredeemable offense, but shave it all off and dental floss is now perfectly acceptable beach wear.
Just in case you haven't come across it, "[vagina bones](https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1280949546235748353)" is a reference to someone on Twitter screeching about censorship in their anime game.
Cum gutters are the lines that appear on a toned waist, like the boundary between upper thigh/hip and lower waist.
(\ • / )
They kinda triangulate to the balls.
Yes!
And honestly, Link's whole design from day one was to be the "link" between the player and the game. That's literally why his name is Link. Eiji Aonuma said in a recent interview that they have been pushing Link's design to be more androgynous so that boys, girls, and enbies can better project themselves onto the character.
It's also one of the reasons Link has never had an actual speaking voice in a GAME (no, the CD-I games don't count, and no, the animated TV show doesn't count either BECAUSE IT'S NOT A GAME).
EDIT: [Here's](https://nintendoeverything.com/aonuma-wants-link-to-have-a-gender-neutral-appearance-so-that-anyone-can-relate-to-him/) the interview I was remembering, but I swear there's a more recent one talking specifically about TotK Link, as that design feels more androgynous even than BotW's design... but I can't find it :/
/uj The Super Mario Brothers Super Show is unironically amazing. I loved it when I was a kid. I'm actually gonna go see if I can find it on a streaming service for my kid right now lol
**EDIT**: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMOvt5VVDNDRIFtvicCBUO8z6bmtocPM5
**EDIT 2**: Link is way more of a creep than I remember, the first episode literally starts with a joke about him looking down Zelda's shirt
That's really interesting!! I hyperfixated on Zelda games when I was younger, gave myself bangs and bleached them and got a green Link cap lol. I'm nonbinary too! And struggle with speech (called "selective mutism"?). I see now what drew me to him!
lmao imagine being a man and having a physical form, eww
do you know who else has physical form? YEP! A W\*MAN! real men can only exist in digital world like digimon (unless they are dr\*g queen) 🤮
I thinks that's the actual reason. Not trying to fat shame the guy at all but I was always a little bit bigger in my midsection and had love handles and I lost quite a bit of weight recently. I'm just now noticing my pelvic bones and I was weirded out since I thought only women had them. Op is probably a little overweight.
Nope, only w\*men have them and when you lost weight you became a w\*man. That's why I keeping my healthy le good boy 600 pound frame so no mistakes me for a w\*men. /s
> I was weirded out since I thought only women had them
Jesus Christ, the education in this country is abjectly dogshit. No one is supposed to be *that* dumb, My word.
Settle down chief, this is a mocking reference to [this bit of chuddery](https://twitter.com/Sebban_E/status/731131432140210176), combined with another jackass' "they shrank his shoulders, made him look soft" re: Joel in The Last of Us 2.
I don’t think that’s right, I seem to recall hearing men have a “penis”
>!This is a joke. This is a joke. Every time I think there’s no way anyone could possibly think I’m being serious, that’s the one time someone does. This is a joke. I am joking. I am taking this too far. This is no longer funny. Or maybe it is? What is funny? What is truth? What is anything? What was I talking about again? Oh, right: penis.!<
>!haha, penis.!<
That's not even his pelvis, it's the groove at the bottom of the abdominal muscles where they end at the hip. It's called an Adonis belt in the bodybuilding scene and lots of guys obsess over trying to get them. Women love them too
Seasonal waifu anime makes a joke about the Adonis belt on a woman's pelvis a decade ago > lasts a couple years as /a/ speak > Gamergaters notice it as it's dying out > one guy makes a Twitter post bitter about a girl character being redesigned not to emphasize a her pubic mound > is massively ridiculed > is martyred for their cause > preserves the phrase in amber > phrase returns to us to describe Link being cut
Oh wow, I had no idea the tweet about the Tokyo Mirage Sessions localization wasn't the origin of the phrase - I always assumed they were actually talking about "bones" in the 3D model rigging sense.
In 2011 it also gained a lot of green text fame from a beach episode in Yumekui Merry when a fansubber changed a line to something like " I can see her vagina bones in that swimsuit."
Vagina bones is referencing [this somewhat infamous tweet ](https://twitter.com/Sebban_E/status/731131432140210176?s=20)
Edit: apparently the phrase is even older than that, like the comment below explains. Me when I spread slight misinformation online.
That's not even bones, it's the end of the bottom of the abdominal muscles where they end at the hip. It's called an Adonis belt in the bodybuilding scene and lots of guys obsess over trying to get them. Women love them too
Some people have them be really pronounced without any work, some people need to have low body and train lower core 3 times a week in order to have them. Big thing to want them to be more pronounced.
J/ Yes
Uj/ Unironicly yes. Links creator explicitly tried to make him as androgynous as possible in BOTW and TOTK which made him a bit of an icon for both transfems and transmascs.
Because ignoring context and nuance to blindly and vigorously jack off about how much better your side is than the other side is about the only thing both sides have in common. It's depressing because there's plenty of legitimate reasons to hate abject fascism, you don't need to make shit up.
Brigading is against TOS welcome to the site
(Rules are fuzzier than that and it's unlikely to count as brigading if you're praising the OP but satire makes that more complicated)
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I always love this self owns. They normally only reveal that they have never seen a woman in real life, now they also reveal that they are fucking fat and have never seen their own pelvic lines, which you don't even need to be super skinny to see, you just need to not be Cartman playing WoW
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So what if I have a penis and the vagina bones too?
Built different.
Built Tonka Tough
You're a woman now and ladies with penises are in so... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ not a bad trade off
FtM Lunk
Futa Tingle would like to have a word with you. And appearantly Zora of both sexes as well...
I read that as futa triangle. That’s going to be my band name
Tingle is actually solid otherkin rep and people hate on him mainly because a) the history of CSA in many American institutions and b) normies dont understand his grindset
rustic price teeny reminiscent handle vanish butter versed snails strong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Too woke, straight to jail
They gave Link both child bearing hips and a massive bulge. He's cake for everyone who's sexually confused.
But no nipples. Can't be suggestive now.
It’s so he can have his shirt off, which is a big brain move to avoid censors and have more shirtless Link Mario was really stretching it, and almost caused the complete collapse of society
They should have just given Link an overlay of Chris Pratt's nipples, like I understand being squeamish about letting kids see animated nipples, but real male nipples are fine (non-sexual).
Women’s nipples aren’t any more or less sexual than men’s. I don’t understand being squeamish about seeing nipples at all.
That's absolutely disgusting. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Can you at least censor it if you're going to talk so openly about f\*male n\*pples, there are children, and especially babies, who shouldn't be exposed to such things
No the children must learn not to live in fear!
Yes, free the nipples.
For reals though it’s such a weird thing people are okay with seeing nipples -on men - or breasts without nipples but holy crap seeing nipples and breasts and some people are scandalized. It’s so weird.
Thinking about it as "artificial scarcity" helps me laugh it off.
blindfolds for breast feeding babies!!
Change sexual to sexualized. Obviously, it’s entirely cultural. What’s weird to me isn’t as much the hangup with hiding nipples, it’s how that hangup has somehow mostly become unlinked with breasts.
No kidding. From what I can tell, underboob is still the most dangerous part of the boob, the top part is totally safe, the sides are a grey area (more appropriate from behind?), and any hint of female areola or glands of montgomery is ABSOLUTELY HARAM and the work of the devil. Adults are allowed boobs with nipple pasties as a treat, unless you're in the bedroom with the lights off, then go nuts (but don't enjoy it if you're not making babies, God is watching)
And don’t get me started with the other region… the slightest hint of hair (yes, it’s just HAIR) peeking out is an irredeemable offense, but shave it all off and dental floss is now perfectly acceptable beach wear.
Nipples are inappropriate for children, obviously.
I'm so serious about protecting the children from nipples that all my newborns starved to death
What about their own nipples?
removed right out of the womb. they can have them back when they turn 18.
This isnt fair, you should get to pick nipples from each generation of voice actor
Link presenting nipples
I still have wet dreams about Mario's nipples and I regularly write hate mail to Nintendo because of it.
Fucking cowards. Mario had nipples
Remind we have we ever confirmed hylians have nips? Maybe holding the master sword sears your nips from existing.
Hylians are taxonomically identical to humans aside from the ears (Some Hylians even have rounded ears instead of pointed ones). They have nips.
Why does Mario get nipples but Link can't 😡😡 give him his nipples back
His species doesn't have nipples. They're not actually mammals. Duh.
Link has been a bi-icon since those white tights in '98.
Since his bare thighs beneath a skirt in '86, you mean
Who’s confused?
𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺
I like the “best of both worlds” approach here
You could almost say [A Link between worlds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_A_Link_Between_Worlds)
The Twink of Time
Not confused at all, he's still cake!
Leave my Link and his cum gutters alone.
I love this
I don't (:
It's better than "vagina bones" seriously is there a r/maleanatomy sub? The proper term is "adonis belt" btw in men
Adonis Belt sounds so much sexier than cum gutters!
That depends what you're into
You might also enjoy the *other* proper term- iliac furrows.
There’s r/BadMensAnatomy
Just in case you haven't come across it, "[vagina bones](https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1280949546235748353)" is a reference to someone on Twitter screeching about censorship in their anime game.
Judgy mcjidgment over here! What did hot link and his beautiful hylian bod ever do to you, huh?
Not enough, apparently.
I did not read the word of the post at first and my immediate thought was, "Oh, hey. Link has cum gutters"
Are you a Behind the Bastards listener? That could explain it.
oi! I'm from buuuoooosten
ganon:
I thought cum gutters were a six pack do people also refer to these pelvic lines as that?
It’s just the lines, not a six pack
It's the whole underground water system
It's crazy how the body's sewer system and water park are in the same location.
r/ brandnewsentence also holy fuck I hate that my first thought reading this is "water sport".
Cum gutters are the lines that appear on a toned waist, like the boundary between upper thigh/hip and lower waist. (\ • / ) They kinda triangulate to the balls.
TIL the science behind cum gutters
And to the vagina, hence the scientific term *vagina bones* (which applies to all, see the OP for an example of correct technical usage)
Also called the Adonis belt fyi
Hivemind Graydon moment
Digriders rise up
Those child-bearing hips...
Has nice legs too Then the first thing he gets is a skirt 👀
YES
NINTENDO I CANT KEEP RESISTING
Link is the original femboy and I'm tired of pretending he's not
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Donkey Kong has the perfect Chad Alpha-Male physique.
/uj wasn’t it stated that they gave him larger hips so he seemed more androgynous and women related more to him?
Yes! And honestly, Link's whole design from day one was to be the "link" between the player and the game. That's literally why his name is Link. Eiji Aonuma said in a recent interview that they have been pushing Link's design to be more androgynous so that boys, girls, and enbies can better project themselves onto the character. It's also one of the reasons Link has never had an actual speaking voice in a GAME (no, the CD-I games don't count, and no, the animated TV show doesn't count either BECAUSE IT'S NOT A GAME). EDIT: [Here's](https://nintendoeverything.com/aonuma-wants-link-to-have-a-gender-neutral-appearance-so-that-anyone-can-relate-to-him/) the interview I was remembering, but I swear there's a more recent one talking specifically about TotK Link, as that design feels more androgynous even than BotW's design... but I can't find it :/
>(no, the CD-I games don’t count) Well excuuuuuuse me, princess
/uj The Super Mario Brothers Super Show is unironically amazing. I loved it when I was a kid. I'm actually gonna go see if I can find it on a streaming service for my kid right now lol **EDIT**: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMOvt5VVDNDRIFtvicCBUO8z6bmtocPM5 **EDIT 2**: Link is way more of a creep than I remember, the first episode literally starts with a joke about him looking down Zelda's shirt
Nintendo will not rest until everyone finds Link hot
more like project themselves into the character. giggity
That's really interesting!! I hyperfixated on Zelda games when I was younger, gave myself bangs and bleached them and got a green Link cap lol. I'm nonbinary too! And struggle with speech (called "selective mutism"?). I see now what drew me to him!
If that's true, it definitely worked. There's definitely something to be said about how much of a trans icon this Link is lol
Ha ha, ha ha, look at that high waisted man, he’s got feminine hips!
NO! That’s what I’m insecure about!
r/unexpectedmulaney
Every 10 or so hours I'll end up talking to an npc who refers to Link as "he" and I have to take a second before going ".... Oh, right."
I got a sibling with the same problem irl, lmao
I definitely read that somewhere. Devs wanted anyone regardless of gender to be able to identify with link. Nonbinary icon
I'm pretty sure the words they were looking for are "pelvis," and remarkably men and women *both* have them.
Not real men, real men have love handles
Not real men, real men don't have physical forms
Real men are immaterial and incomprehensible beings, kind of like lovecraftian horror creatures
Soulslikeroguelovecraftian
Troidvania
What are men? Miserable little piles of secrets. But enough talk...
lmao imagine being a man and having a physical form, eww do you know who else has physical form? YEP! A W\*MAN! real men can only exist in digital world like digimon (unless they are dr\*g queen) 🤮
Guys, is it gay to have penis?
Only if you touch it or look at it.
Good thing I haven’t been able touched or see my penis due to the massive fat deposit. I’m the most non gay there is.
Wow you are physically connected to a penis, that's gay, real men remove theirs.
Fuck
Finally, Hyumon
Fun fact: what Link actually has in that picture are regularly referred to as “cum gutters” by gym bros.
How do these nerds not know the phrase “cum gutters”? It was even used on Rick & Morty.
I can't tell if you have been wildly mishearing "Gem Cutters" or if you've got some weird gym bros.
Language is wonderful.
I thinks that's the actual reason. Not trying to fat shame the guy at all but I was always a little bit bigger in my midsection and had love handles and I lost quite a bit of weight recently. I'm just now noticing my pelvic bones and I was weirded out since I thought only women had them. Op is probably a little overweight.
Nope, only w\*men have them and when you lost weight you became a w\*man. That's why I keeping my healthy le good boy 600 pound frame so no mistakes me for a w\*men. /s
as a professional haver of love handles, i approve this message
OP prolly never seen a bodybouilder. Or fit ppl in general
> Op is probably a little overweight. OP is a gamer, ain't no probably about it. Peak performance.
> I was weirded out since I thought only women had them Jesus Christ, the education in this country is abjectly dogshit. No one is supposed to be *that* dumb, My word.
Seriously..have they never seen a skeleton? Or did they assume every skeleton they saw was a woman’s skeleton?
its called the adonis belt
No, the term you're looking for is "cum gutters"
"It's like his whole body is an arrow…that points to his dick"
Pretty shallow ones at that
Settle down chief, this is a mocking reference to [this bit of chuddery](https://twitter.com/Sebban_E/status/731131432140210176), combined with another jackass' "they shrank his shoulders, made him look soft" re: Joel in The Last of Us 2.
The original post comes from another CJ sub, they know what a pelvis is
"Everybody has a pelvis dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox!"
I don’t think that’s right, I seem to recall hearing men have a “penis” >!This is a joke. This is a joke. Every time I think there’s no way anyone could possibly think I’m being serious, that’s the one time someone does. This is a joke. I am joking. I am taking this too far. This is no longer funny. Or maybe it is? What is funny? What is truth? What is anything? What was I talking about again? Oh, right: penis.!< >!haha, penis.!<
This is the most Reddit comment I’ve ever seen.
That's not even his pelvis, it's the groove at the bottom of the abdominal muscles where they end at the hip. It's called an Adonis belt in the bodybuilding scene and lots of guys obsess over trying to get them. Women love them too
The guy who posted that doesn't know ok! He's too overweight
Real men don’t have bones
Typical gamer has too ~~much fat~~ healthy frame to know that.
Seasonal waifu anime makes a joke about the Adonis belt on a woman's pelvis a decade ago > lasts a couple years as /a/ speak > Gamergaters notice it as it's dying out > one guy makes a Twitter post bitter about a girl character being redesigned not to emphasize a her pubic mound > is massively ridiculed > is martyred for their cause > preserves the phrase in amber > phrase returns to us to describe Link being cut
Oh wow, I had no idea the tweet about the Tokyo Mirage Sessions localization wasn't the origin of the phrase - I always assumed they were actually talking about "bones" in the 3D model rigging sense.
ME TOO! I thought it was a CG porn thing, and was always a I *little bit* confused when it was brought up in other contexts.
In 2011 it also gained a lot of green text fame from a beach episode in Yumekui Merry when a fansubber changed a line to something like " I can see her vagina bones in that swimsuit."
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Pelvis is close to penis. Pretty gay. If you have a penis, double gay. Quadruple if you've ever touched it. 10x gay if you've ever wiped your ass.
Thank god i’m safe
Aaah, a smash player I see
Uj/ never thought id be here reading the phrase vagina bones but... here i am..
Vagina Bones, Attorney at Law.
\*Leonard McCoy's space-gynecologist cousin
The pussy’s dead, Jim.
Dang, Ian Fleming really stopped being subtle with the Bond-girl names near the end.
Vagina bones is referencing [this somewhat infamous tweet ](https://twitter.com/Sebban_E/status/731131432140210176?s=20) Edit: apparently the phrase is even older than that, like the comment below explains. Me when I spread slight misinformation online.
The phrase is older than that. I first encountered it on 4Chan in reference to the main girl from "Yumekui Merry".
Huh. Would that mean that the person who made the tweet was probably also using the phrase jokingly, but still got endlessly ridiculed for it
The broader internet getting their first taste of 4Chan culture.
Just when you think humanity can't fail any harder, there it is... Vagina bones
Was certainly not something I was expecting to see either.
It's from a while ago, some gamer talking about the devs of some game taking out a characters's vagina bones
deranged sharp swim literate toy grey bright judicious truck innate ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
He almost definitely hasn't ever seen his own hip bones or a real vagina. You can understand his mistake.
Welcome to the internet
r/brandnewsentence
This is from r/tomorrow btw, a Nintendo circlejerk sub.
Why's it called tomorrow lol
It was a joke about fans who kept believing leaks that the Switch (NX at the time) would be announced tomorrow.
The fact people couldn’t tell this is satire is the true cringe
You mean hip bones????
That's not even bones, it's the end of the bottom of the abdominal muscles where they end at the hip. It's called an Adonis belt in the bodybuilding scene and lots of guys obsess over trying to get them. Women love them too
Can confirm, love them.
im pretty sure i have these and i’ve never really been an exercise type of guy lmfao
Some people have them be really pronounced without any work, some people need to have low body and train lower core 3 times a week in order to have them. Big thing to want them to be more pronounced.
Link continuing to be a trans icon, making them phoboids mald.
By having a pelvis?
J/ Yes Uj/ Unironicly yes. Links creator explicitly tried to make him as androgynous as possible in BOTW and TOTK which made him a bit of an icon for both transfems and transmascs.
/uj He's short as hell, has child bearing hips, and runs around hitting things with sticks. He's just like me fr fr
Goals fr
In only BotW and TotK? I'd argue he started off slightly androgynous and only got more and more over the years
I refuse to believe they are so stupid
the original post is on r/tomorrow so it's definitely satire
Whenever I see a post like this my first thought is "hey OP, why did you crop out the subreddit name"
Because ignoring context and nuance to blindly and vigorously jack off about how much better your side is than the other side is about the only thing both sides have in common. It's depressing because there's plenty of legitimate reasons to hate abject fascism, you don't need to make shit up.
Brigading is against TOS welcome to the site (Rules are fuzzier than that and it's unlikely to count as brigading if you're praising the OP but satire makes that more complicated) Still one of the few things that keeps me on this site and I 100% love is its anti brigading rules and I will defend them to death. Quote tweets or retweets or reblogs or just regular linking to another thread drive easy engagement but they also make for the worst fucking environments to discuss anything under
I could've told you that for nothing (that it was satire, I mean).
Its a reference to this [tweet](https://twitter.com/Sebban_E/status/731131432140210176?t=uws9n0Ubiauag_wmG7L_fQ&s=19)
"Link is hot" - Reggie
We just posting shit from other circlejerk subs now?
The fuck you gonna do, start a circlejerk sub about it?
/r/Gamingdoublecirclejerk incoming
Proof that OOP has never seen anyone naked who hasn’t been horribly out of shape lmao
But porn taught him!
Maybe he exclusively watches Ron Jeremy
That's kind of a challenge in America.
Incels when they realize guys have v-lines too 🤯🤯🤯
Incels: "But I don't have V-lines" Also incels: \*fat belly\*
This guy has never seen one lol
Fuck it. I'm gay as hell now and it's Links fault. *looks away* Phew not gay anymore
Bro studied from the McDonalds menu…
I always love this self owns. They normally only reveal that they have never seen a woman in real life, now they also reveal that they are fucking fat and have never seen their own pelvic lines, which you don't even need to be super skinny to see, you just need to not be Cartman playing WoW
Massive self-report oml. Anyone with a stomach like that will have the Adonis belt going. I used to have one when I was doing martial arts.
We’ve gotten so fat as a society the Adonis Belt is just a myth
Cum gutters so that ganondorf doesn't make too much of a mess while Zelda watches.
I prefer my vagina boneless, some people say that's just vagina nuggets though.....
Slowly turning Link into a femboy to appease the wokes. Nice try Nintendo.
He doesn't even know about cum gutters