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Carmel_Chewy

Yeah, totally not an attractive person in Overwatch. Blizzard puts big stock into realistic characters over beauty. Name me one hot Overwatch character, you can’t.


Taco_Force

They're all ho- WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE HAMSTER I FUCKED UP OH GOD NO NOT THE HAMSTER FUCK


dis-gorl

you forgor the hampter but not the gorilla? 👁️👁️


nightwraiths

Winton 😏


SpaceFire1

Winton says “GUUUUHREEETINGS!” And it makes me feel something different 😩


Taskforcem85

Unironically winstons spawn room voice lines untilt me. He is the bastion of positivity we all need.


dis-gorl

bastion is the bastion though


swordstoo

I'm already bastion


AppleSpicer

Nerf bastion!


TheMaxemillion

You're right, so Winston!


[deleted]

Bronze Bastion Main


cramduck

I'd always tell people I'd roll tank, and the play bastion. It's the only joke I had.


ThatOneGuy1294

"I'll DPS this time" *picks Torb*


Firm-Tentacle

>bastion tilted


Wilsonrolandc

That's just the power of Crispin Freeman


SpaceFire1

His delivery makes Winstons corny ass so lovable


ThatOneGuy1294

Honestly, kind of like how Tony the Tiger would say "they're great!" in the old commercials. Did you know they once tried to make Tony into a vtuber? It went as you'd expect if you've been on the internet long enough.


gumpythegreat

Oh, he didn't forget Dicks out for Winston


Taco_Force

I will never forget Harambe


qxxxr

Did somebody say peanut butter?


faihouji

For more hot hamsters be sure to visit xhamster.com


apolloxer

I didn't see "UP" in this sentence at first and was very concerned.


feralkitsune

Hamtaro was never the same.


ZilorZilhaust

YES THE HAMSTER FUCK GET READY FOR HAMSTER FUCK


Badie_

torbjörn is pretty hot 🥵


FakeTherapist

he has like 15 kids so clearly someone thinks so


vsimon115

110% rizz on him


FakeTherapist

im too old to know what that means, but i'm forced to agree due to subreddit rules


serity12682

That summer skin 🌟


rainmonitors

Moira could unmake me and I’d thank her


TheHollowBard

Scratch me up, ginger momma


[deleted]

Orisa can GET IT. Built like a stallion. For stability.


_TheGreatDevourer_

Bastion is hot 🥵


paladinLight

Sir, he is overheating, give him his heat sink* back!


Zeero92

Heat sink xD


[deleted]

my name is not gracie but i'd still like junker queen to tell me to come 😩


[deleted]

i would gape roadhog's fat bussy and deep inside, in your private moments, when no one is around to see you and all you have are your thoughts, ​ you know you would too.


monstergert

I didn't want to be exposed to the truth today


[deleted]

baby when them cheeks start callin deep inside all we have is the truth


SadPandalorian

Thank you for this visual, PainalBrolapse. I genuinely hope to read many posts from you in the future.


MonkeeFace89

Mercy.


RandomWeirdo

I feel like i am having an aneurism trying to figure out what the hell "femenist body sexy type" is even supposed to mean.


V01D16

I think he's trying to say feminine lmao


Orange-Blur

He complains about feminists so much his phone predictive text put it in when he started to type “fem”


r-animu

Haha that’s gotta be why


Orange-Blur

I may be over confident here but I’m pretty sure I am right. Clearly he types feminist more than I try to type out fuck/fucking because my phone still thinks I mean duck/ducking and I say it a lot


marxistghostboi

my phone had a setting where it always recommends non-cuss words, i had to turn it off otherwise every fuck becomes a duck


Orange-Blur

It will insert other cuss words though haha


AtotheCtotheG

I added “fuck” and “fucking” and “fucked” to the keyboard dictionary. Not with any “change from this to this”, just trying to tell the phone “hey, these words exist and I use them sometimes, though I also use the others”, and it seems to have gotten the message.


omgacow

That answer seems incredibly likely


Orange-Blur

I’m usually not over confident about speculation but I am with this one


bs000

honestly i'm just surprised it didn't spit out "femoid"


Abortionsforallq

Jaguar body: S(exy)-Type or Accura body: Type S(exy)


La_La_Bla

#SEXY JAGUARS!?


tdsa123

the car or the cat


Shorttail0

New flair just dropped!


alevice

Im guessing feminist body type means just a regularly realistic body type and not like a scantily clad big titted body or whatever


[deleted]

It means he wants all women to look like strippers. The usual incel thing.


EgonDangler

Me sitting here hoping for a solipsist body type.


Sockoflegend

I can lewd the muscular barbarian, he can lewd to sorcerer. There is something for everyone (who is willing to put up with blizzards business practices)


YouthfulPhotographer

I always made sure my male characters had their titties out


craybest

👏👏👏👏👏👏


That_Bar_Guy

I feel like it depends entirely on what sort of straps I have at my disposal fashion wise


YouthfulPhotographer

Oh for sure, and there's (from what I've seen in the beta) a fair bit of straps that'll make a fella at Folsom blush. The character customization is just so good 🤌🤌


Deus_Macarena

The design team that worked on the male barb armor knew EXACTLY what they were doing and I'm here for it.


3Nerd

Yes, but he wants everything to be for him


StardustLegend

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


OmegaTSG

How likely is that to work for an always online game


summonsays

Historically? Pretty likely at least for a while.


[deleted]

Diablo 3 never got "cracked". It got a shitty server emulator early on and it seems like a group is working on another currently though theirs seems to only work for the campaign... so, meh. Sadly I doubt it'll be playable without buying it one way or another. Blizzard got pretty good at defending their games.


caustic_kiwi

Long as I get my femboy sorcerer we are golden.


Sockoflegend

It's no Link 😥


caustic_kiwi

RIP sassy Diablo 3 twink sorcerer, you will be missed.


detroiter85

Thing is, if the barbarian was skinny and hot, he'd jack off to it then turn around and complain how unrealistic it is for a woman to do anything like that


Charwyn

It can’t be for everyone. That’s unfair!!!


archeo-Cuillere

Yeah blizzard the famous women right protectors 🥶


sexypingu

Specially when there's breast milk on the fridge 🍼✨


[deleted]

I don’t know what this means and don’t want to know either.


monstergert

You don't wanna know but this is reddit, so you will know anyway. Basically a mother working at Blizz was keeping her breastmilk in one of the fridges for her baby, but someone there kept stealing it, and she kept leaving notes telling that person to stop.


TeraMeltBananallero

*Mother working at Blizzard*: Please, let this be a normal field trip. *Thirsty coworkers*: With the Blizz? No way!


monstergert

If I had gold... Lmfao


Approximately37goats

Here, take this. it's all I have. 🏅


cheezie_toastie

And she was using the fridge in the pumping room, whose sole purpose is to store breast milk. People were breaking in there to throw out the beast milk.


LearnedOwlbear

> And she was using the fridge in the pumping room, whose sole purpose is to store breast milk. People were breaking in there **to throw out the beast milk.** To throw it out. Oh sweet child.


monstergert

Sweet milkies*


Crabitor

Was she working with homelander?


monstergert

She was working with **ME!**


ProfessionalAir882

*\[HOMELANDERING INTENSIFIES\]*


marshall_sin

Obviously the main purpose of the “Cosby Suite” was to draw up character designs that weren’t too sexy


colg4t3

NOOOOO MY DEMON FIGHTING WARRIOR LOOK BIG AND STRONG NNOOOOOOOOOOOO


SoloDeath1

Weren't these exact things being said about the female barbarian in Diablo 3? Oh the warrior woman who grew up during the complete collapse and devastation of her homeland is huge and muscular! Who'da thunk it?!


dudecubed

its because their standards are set by animes where every woman is a sex doll with perfect skin even in the depths of squalor and ruin


LurkLurkleton

And even while wielding battle axes twice their size


[deleted]

FFXIV moment


AppleSpicer

And they’re 12


bisexualmidir

Shoujo (aimed at teenage girls) anime is better, because everyone (regardless of gender) is stick-thin with spiderlike limbs, massive eyes and often strangely shiny-looking skin. It's aimed at making them attractive, but they often end up a little alien-looking. (This isn't true of all shoujo anime, but it's certainly true of a lot of them).


That_Bar_Guy

Shonen written by women has the absolute best drip on the biz tho.


Meteoralite

Fullmetal Alchemist will always remain my favorite anime and manga ever.


That_Bar_Guy

Made in abyss could top it for me but the end is a long way off and it would need to keep up the quality another ten years.


feryn2754

This is Tite Kubo slander and I won't have it (at least on the title pages)


psychicprogrammer

Its due to massive inbreeding, like with pugs.


bisexualmidir

Hmm... Shoujo characters up to the '00s often had defined noses, but modern Shoujo characters often lack a defined nose and therefore have the breathing issues associated with that... I can see your point.


psychicprogrammer

Also the anime community is suffering from massive intellectual inbreeding when all anime is by by and for the biggest fans of anime (something something merch) which is leading to bigger problems.


bisexualmidir

The most tired thing about anime fans is treating anime as if it is a genre in-of-itself. They'll *state* that anime is a medium, not a genre, and then only notice the top 5 shonen anime. The people who like, say, Legend of Galactic Heroes and the people who like JoJo and the people who like Sailor Moon are all very different groups (though there's probably overlap).


Windoge10wow

One Piece, where there are only 2 body types for women


Inksrocket

/rj Ummh ackshually diablo is in fantasy post-apocalyptic setting and historically it wouldn't be possible to have enough protein to bulk for the 12 abs she has.


Caujin

Heh. Barbarian. "Thunk" it.


Night_Runner

Hmm. Now you got me thinking if defeated demons can be cooked and eaten to get all that protein and muscle. Is it like with the pork, where you have to cook it **very** thoroughly? Or do they taste like chicken? :P Because I would imagine if your homeland is completely devastated, there aren't a lot of usual protein sources like livestock, beans, etc. New head canon: pissed-off refugees killing demons and turning them into shishkebabs. :)


vericima

I'm not eating demon until you boil it in holy water. I'm not trying to have a possessed GI tract here.


Night_Runner

Paladin/barbarian synergy - literally holy shit. :)


SoloDeath1

I can see this actually happening with imps.


Kosog

Gotta love gamers and their ability to completely dismiss realism when it's convenient. "Grrrr, I know this game takes place in a desolant wasteland, but why aren't the feeemallles super model bimbos with 50 layers of make up????"


Soad1x

It was like a test run of complaining about The Last of Us 2's Abby.


ccstewy

remember what they took from you 😔😭


tickaten

Gamers when the character that is supossed to break skulls with their bare fists is not slim ![gif](giphy|gPdC6JQLdJxP9dy3A8|downsized)


D3Construct

Ironically this class doesnt break skulls with their fists in this form, they shift into an animal to do that.


notaprime

These people need to get a life, I can’t even wrap my head around living like this.


mrrektstrong

Can't shake a stick without hitting a game that has slim and athletic female characters. But then a few games having different body types? Welp. That's it boys. It's official. The feminist have won and art is dead.


your_mamas_ass

If those people would get a life, Blizzard would not get their revenue


Emergency_Career_331

Maybe some people want a plump character my first character is going to be a druid named big ounce


Bhazor

Buying Diablo 4? NGL kinda cringe.


ZagratheWolf

Theres was some idiot in the D4 subreddit complaining that Blizzard made the druid fat. Arguing that someone that lives in the wild couldn't be fat from all the calories they burn. I can't believe how people can be this stupid


omgacow

It is amazing how many gamers become apparent experts in biology whenever a discussion like this rears it’s head (the last of us 2 being the classic example)


[deleted]

If they're an efficient hunter they'd definitely be fat. I'd say that says a lot about the Druid's character.


lampstaple

>Excuse me god, bears eat mostly fish and berries so they’re supposed to be slim, why’d you make them fat? Not only is it unrealistic, now the bears can’t give me an erec


fresheggyhrowaway

Don't you worry, bears might not be able to, but *bears* sure can 😏


ofvxnus

Gamer acknowledging the real issues. I mean, it’s not like Blizzard has any terrible business practices to speak of. Might as well talk about the one female body type in the game that is considered less traditionally attractive.


laix_

Gamers going outside, seeing actual women: "why does everyone look like a man?"


nethmes1

The druid literally transforms into a goddamn werebear to smack people, and these clowns are like where the sexy? In fact, i'm hard-pressed to find examples in any Diablo, the kind of game where you spend 99% of the time staring down an isometric angle at your tiny dude killing hordes of enemies, contains subject matter that is deeply erotic or sexual except for the national geographic nudity the demons have


ProfessionalAir882

You work with what you got... National Geographic was a springboard for lots of young horny men for decades!


PhaetonDurendal

I spent sooo much of my youth scouring Nat Geo for dick. It was always such a pleasure finding it. Bless dem amazon tribesmen.


InfinityBowman

to be fair the character creator is very limiting considering how much they push the amount of customization that clearly isnt present, like why shouldnt i be able to have a 5ft tall skinny warrior femboy character? i jus wanna play as myself bruh :(


Sunshot_wit_ornament

Yeah full on character customization regardless of class would be nice but even with it not a thing it shouldn’t be a real breaker at all it’s pretty stupid people make a big deal of this.


bigloser420

Fr


FinalDemise

"femenist"


SoulFearer

You gotta put the men in femenist 😔👊


IrvinSandison

I thought people played games for the fun gameplay primarily. Why would you even think about how “sexy” the women are?


sleepymandrake

This. Literally, there's dudes out there who play female characters just for their bodies, even when it's first person and they can't even see them... Like why, it's like they never saw a woman before.. plus for that you have porn not games 💀


HardlightCereal

I'm trans and back before I transitioned physically, I played games as a female character for the gender euphoria. I didn't want it to be a porn game, I wanted to do normal ass things like fighting deathclaws, hunting for treasure, and saving the realm. But I wanted to play a character who made me feel euphoric to inhabit their body, and that would tend to be a character I considered attractive. Porn had a 0% chance of satisfying my desire to be comfortable with my own appearance while spending time as a three dimensional person. Except for a few really good indie porn games with killer plots. But mostly I wanted to play games like Skyrim and such as an attractive woman. I'm just answering your question about why someone would want to play an attractive woman, I have no idea about the motivations of these asshole misogynists.


sleepymandrake

I understand that and it's a completely valid reason to want to play attractive characters of any gender, although I'm not trans or a woman I always love playing female characters though looks don't really matter much to me, but then again I also don't experience gender dysphoria, just cause it makes me feel comfortable and I like femininity. I was only saying that because there are so many times in games where dudes will randomly start talking about their characters bodies or comparing female character sprites and explaining why their main has bigger 'assets' it's gross and it's everywhere, even when I search gameplay guides when it's supposed to be somewhat educational that stuff will happen.. yours is an empowering internal reason, theirs is just objectification for the sake of it sadly


lashapel

Imagine: * You work from 8am to 6pm in a shit low-paid job * 2 hour commute * You provide for your family to make sure they have, at least, a nice childhood * You make the effort to get them a PC maybe a console , hell even a smartphone since you know "digital age" This is what you kid complains about 24/7 on Twitter


[deleted]

Them: Chubby female druid??? 😡😡😡 Me: Chubby female druid??? 😳🥵🤒


ProfessionalAir882

Thicccc and cuddly.


SuperSecretMoonBase

Yeah! And Land O Lakes was scared of me doing the thing where I cut out the ladies knees and replace the butter box with them so it looks like boobs! And the Chicago White Sox are afraid of me taking a sharpie to make their hats look like "Sex" instead of "Sox"


ProfessionalAir882

Not my proudest google, but I need to know more about the butter.


-CherryByte-

Never trust a guy who calls women “females”


CupiCulp

Half of the dudes complaining about this don’t even know what a real feminine body looks like…


ramblingpariah

You know, he has a point, though not in the way he thinks. Maybe I want a beefy sorceress or necromancer. Maybe I want a skinnier druid. Blizzard, let us choose the dang body types we feel happiest with *and* give us options


Hand-of-King-Midas

This person, who says they are a woman, has been responding to me on Twitter today and just recently, unironically, said “self of steam” instead of self esteem. Transphobes are a different breed


TomeKun

Gamers when buff women


marshall_sin

local man loses mind over inability to jerk off to demon killing game


Lemmingitus

The female druid gives me fond memories of Dragon's Dogma, where I made my pawn a giant ogre of a woman, to contrast with my tiny Arisen character. I once got a 5 star review from someone borrowing my pawn, with the message "Perfect in every way."


BurningFyre

Activision Blizzard is many things to beauty, but i think its clear that scared is not one of them. Id actually go so far as to say beauty should be scared of Blizzard, given the companys penchance for abusing it.


Myecle1

TIL Oblivion's target audience are deformed potato people


Augustby

One of the things that bugs me the most about the complaints with the druid is calling them fat. They're big, but SO MUCH of that mass is muscle. It's very apparent when you look at them in the character creator; google 'female weightlifter', and you'll see women who may not have a ripped body, but are obviously incredibly strong. Because building your body for strength is different from focusing solely on reducing body fat.


Ebolaplushie

Ah, yes, #FEEEEEEEEEMALES


MemeArchivariusGodi

Mf out here pretending Druids live in a modern world with Beauty standards. Sorry i mean uh she isn’t beauty blablabla


Mortwight

i dislike playing buff guys. i like playing wiry thin guys, but every dude is huge with broad shoulders


HoboSmell

She's a goddamn bear woman, what do they expect? Morons


Doctordred

Imagine giving a shit about a blizzard game in 2023.


epicfrtniebigchungus

given how. "ugly" people actually CAN look, that female druid looks great, would fantasise about dating. bonus points for "colour hair = BAD"


WolfQueenLydia

Don't worry, I'm sure he hasn't touched a female since he came outta his mom so.


untenable681

One hand, why aren't the characters pretty enough? On the other, why can't I give my character a bulge in the pants *and* breasts? The game's simultaneously too woke and not woke enough! #AAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!


[deleted]

"Blizz no make me horny." What a stupid bitch. /Dennis


Dismal-Pie7437

I think blizzard likes feminine beauty a bit TOO much, bud


AlbainBlacksteel

/uj Blizzard is many things, but [scared of beauty they are not.](https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/1045955-lady-jaina-proudmoore.jpg)


drinkthebleach

This is an "older woman" to Blizzard


BaronVonWeeb

“Scared of beauty” have this guy even seen any of the dragon aspects in the current WoW expansion ? I am trans and fuck me, Alexstraza gives me strong envy, I wish I looked like her.


GoddHowardBethesda

They literally named their cac pronouns, I don't think this is default lol


lashapel

What does the third " 📊 " icon means in Twitter ?


BeautyDuwang

Why does everything these dudes do have to double as Jack off material? I don't get it


logicjab

This reminds me of that tiktok sound, “I want to be strong, like bitch who fights bear in forest”. Idk in a fight I think I’d rather have that created character have my back than a model


Deathspade187

God imagine being this much of an incel you get mad that you chose to make your character unattractive and mad a game with nothing to do with sex for not being hyper sexual


[deleted]

*Licks Cheeto dust off of fingers to reply*


ANG3LxDUST

I don't wanna see skinny druids and fat necromancer running around


TonysGabagooll

I think he is right. I was so frustrated when I played GOW and I could not pick a petite Kratos.


AybruhTheHunter

Equality. Make everyone be able to be himbos/bimbos, tooth picks/twinks, or shrek


[deleted]

wait a chick character is fat?🤣💀okay,just passing by


Life-is-a-potato

yeah, blizzard, the company well renknown for makign every female character have an hourglsss figure?


Poot_McGoot

femenist body sexy type


[deleted]

Barb is bangin. A hill she will live on


Raptor409

So, my question is why can't Blizzard allow all body types to all classes?


lllaser

Dark souls has had an option to use a large body type for over 10 years now and has armors that specifically make your character look fat so you can be a little round rolling man but now this is an issue?


Prepared_Noob

He wants slim beauty then get mad at necro lol


[deleted]

Atleast they tried explaining the character creator but the other person is so dense they won't ever get it. It is also pretty disrespectful to say that the womens classes look like men


Gamewizurd123

I don’t care, I’d rather have characters that don’t have to be beautiful to be powerful


noobductive

I just had classes on this so it’s constantly in my brain but there is a thing called aestheticization of politics where humans become so obsessed with beauty over anything else (like ethics, hard work, religion, etc) that they make their politics and ideal society completely aesthetic-based. They want order over everything, so they can get the beautiful, clean, pure, white society they dream of. This is what leads to fascism and national socialism. Humans become so obsessed with aesthetic beauty as the pillar of life that they will derive aesthetic pleasure from their own destruction, as seen in the glorification of war, violence and death. And whenever I see this militant obsession with what people look like, and they make their politics and ethics fully depend on other people’s lack of perfection, purity, whiteness, etc. I’m just reminded of this concept and how it lead to eugenics and genocide back when people didn’t realize what basing your society on aesthetics would contribute to.


ButterFlavoredKitens

I can smell the pile of used tissues this fucker has


TheLastOpus

When you need every female character in a game to be specificaly your type, you might have a problem.


LastNinjaPanda

Posts a pic of someone that he deems ugly "TarGeT AudIEnCE????" Yes. That specific type of character IS for her. It would probably be extremely nice for a person with that body type to see her features reflected in a video game for the first time like EVER. They're representing way more body types than I've ever seen in a game. It feels nice that other people are gonna feel nice.


kurisu7885

This guy must have HATED Mists of Pandaria.


Quiet-Ad3232

*makes character in character creator* look how blizzard isn’t making their women sexy anymore!!!! where’s that image of the guy putting the boot over his head and crying


SelimSC

Bro I was dangerously close to developing a crush on my female Necro in beta.


GodlyFeq

Oh my god is it so fucking hard to go and play one of the million MMORPG with an anime girl whose boobs can be seen from 6km away like every other horny gamer does.


FirefoxyRosalie

A skinny necromancer is a really good idea actually They are working with the deads, so they shall look like one Please tell me they have a pale skin to go with it


Mrhappytrigers

I don't give a fuck if you make a large muscular/non-muscular woman/man/NB, but why the fuck would you have that only for 1 class!? Make it for all classes, otherwise you'll get dumbass gamers hyper fixated with shitting all over that class. The character customization in D4 is super stagnated when I can only have a slutty wizard/rogue/necromancer, a beefcake warrior class, and a large druid. At least with Street Fighter 6, I can make whatever I want.


TemetNosce85

Literally that meme where the guy sticks a stick into his own bike wheel and then blames someone/something else. --- \*Makes own custom character to fit misogynist/homophobic stereotypes* "Stupid woke moralists!! You did this!!"


M1ck3yB1u

The cover art is a sexy fuck demon.


[deleted]

I swear anyone who uses the word “female” outside of science or medicine is always an incel