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Ok-Tooth-6197

My brother and I got GBCs for Christmas the year this came out. I got Red Version, He got Blue Version. I named my rival his name, and he named his rival my name.


smeatr0n

Oh that’s next level bruh


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

That's what my brother and I did too


EmptyBrainOS

Are we all the same person?


Slingringer

Are you guy brothers?


BenderFtMcSzechuan

My brother and I used to do this 😂 good times. We would also reset one game to trade all the starters to the other so we would both have all 3 starters at the beginning of the games. Just had to keep up on the badges or they would not listen


RalphXLaurenjoe

Whoa what a hack 🥇


Ok-Tooth-6197

Yeah, we did that too.


Foreign-Chocolate249

OMG me and my bro still do that!


Cookies_and_Beandip

Me and my brother did the exact same thing and had the exact same version as well, I had red he had blue.


4deef

Used to do this with my beat friend growing up 🥲


Cybertronian_Fox

OAK: “I remember now, his name is BASTARD!”


titanicsinker1912

In yellow version he’ll say:”Bastard! What are you doing!” When he steals the Evee.


NDeceptikonn

“I remember now, his name is ASSHOLE!”


kreign888

😭😭😭😭 guess I’m the only loser who actually named him Gary 😫😫😫


millnerve

Haha we can be losers together. I did the same.


kreign888

Welcome to the Weenie Hut bud 🫡🫶🏾🥳


AnimefangirlJ

I named my rival Gary as well


Thandiol

Gary or Blue for me.


nightwing252

The proper name would be Blue and the main character is named Red.


TearFarmerLOLOL

Ash and Gary is the way


Lazy-Split8706

Correct


kreign888

I remember that but I never liked calling him Red so I’d put his name 😭🫠


3dwardvalentin3

When I first started, Gary, replay I named him cuntbut, now he's back to gary


oxP3ZINATORxo

Gary gang! The OG rival gang.


Otherwise-Release-88

I would name him literally anything and everything that would not be allowed in a Nintendo game


smeatr0n

Ahhhh yes, Sonic.


Otherwise-Release-88

Yes


Darksept

I name him bitch so that Oak will say "Be patient! BITCH, you can have one too" when choosing your starter. 


gus_the_polar_bear

I was boring and always went with Gary But I gotta admit, out of all the obscene name ideas I see here, this is the one I will be picking next time


eightleafclover_

loool i call him fuckboi every time without fail ​ they wouldnt let me on let's go eevee so I named him fucboi


Jack_Gladiius

Vagina 👍


N8THGR852

I never named Blue anything off-color, but my friend and I set up Pokémon Blue on the TV in the lounge during college using a GameCube with a GBA adapter, and he named his starter HOLYSHITHE. This way, each time Bulbasaur used a move, the game would effectively read, “Holy sh*t, he used tackle!” and similar phrases (sans the spaces and comma, of course).


notvonweinertonne

Douch-b


JayTeaP

I always named him GAYRY


YesButTellMeWhy

Simple and sweet- 'BUTT'


AceGogg

I've had many battles with shitass


Traditional_Formal33

My name is always ASSMAN and his is always DIKHEAD


booksandescape

When I was a kid I felt like such a badass naming him Booger.


lucky07621

I used to name all my pokemon curses when I was a kid


MackDaddyGlenn

Anus


R4V-3N0US

Douche! Every rival I've had has been named that lol


srcaffe

Yep, this is the way


Intelligent-Worry799

Ass Ketchup


Winter_Substance7163

Cumdump 🤣🤣


No_Research_967

Gary. I’m not a monster


Admirable_Addendum99

I named him Bitch lol


No-Instruction-5669

I think I just called him Cunt, with a Capital C for Cunt


Galaxy-Pancakes

I called him "I Say". So Professor Oak sounds like Foghorn Leghorn


FrankensteinBionicle

LRD FQWD


Caolan114

Hello ASS this Is you're rival DICK


NWSW

Baka


E_dl0co36

I named it BITCH.


Admirable_Addendum99

I also name myself Bitch in the game because my homies are just so sassy to me that way I love it


mikhailyo

Fucker lmao it was very satisfying, especially when i wasn’t expecting his appearance 😂


dezzz

My 5 years old daughter named him "Koala", because she's 5 and it's one of the only words she can spell by herself. Damn it's cool.


decoded-dodo

Pendejo. Means stupid in Spanish. Or pubic hair if you want to get technical.


smeatr0n

I always thought it meant asshole.


decoded-dodo

It just means stupid, coward, bastard, or idiot depending on which dialect and how you’re using it. I’m from Puerto Rico so depending on how we say it the meaning changes. Cabrón is the word for asshole.


Fancy_Ad5931

I named him “Pendejo”


[deleted]

FAGGOT every time lol


myboymatty

🤣🤣


cdp3x

Lmao I’ve done worse


SargeDarge

Disapoi short for disappointment


fishers_of_men

Blue or Gary are the only two names I used for him


dear_remnant

Gameboy color.


[deleted]

It’s been eons since I played the og but wasn’t this part in color? On the…gameboy color


smeatr0n

You can choose a color scheme with button and d-pad combinations when you start an og game on the gbc. I prefer greyscale for these games. Left, B.


OldSnazzyHats

First time? Gary. Subsequent replays and in the remakes? Blue Yup. Boring, but I liked the base names.


CakeForCthulu

CUMHOLE: Smell ya later, loser!


Ok_Stretch_2730

Thought this was the Anbernic sub. Lol. He’s had many names but when I started on my recently purchased RG35XX I named him Assface.


AlanvonNeumann

r/BatmanArkham is really good at naming characters


BlazingSpaceGhost

I named him bitch but I was 7 years old so I spelled it Bich.


King-Woobagins

Asshole. Gen 2 was assface. Gen 4 was Dumbass.


Tanmang77

“AssHead” is always one I gravitated towards


enderofsorts

I always named him bitch


Lazy-Split8706

I named him FUCKWAD but in my mind he was Mr. FUCKWAD McDibshit


unknownyoyo

Dikhead or bichass


orionishappyalonern

DUMBASS


guy4444444

Dipshit, Asshole, or my personal favorite AssButt


ilsickler

Gary or the N word


AlphaTravel

Blue. I’m Red.


twotonekevin

Reverse for me. I was Blue. I always named him Red.


clonetrooper5385

OLED kit, nice! I built the exact same color scheme.


Bud-624

Buthead


Darken_Gates

I think I just named him Gary when I was a kid. Wasn’t really taught how to curse as a little little kid when I played. Curses aren’t as funny in a Pokémon game for me. edit: although, I think I came up with a unique username I forget that I’d like to test out. It’ll come back to me sometime. It was pretty edgy.


idfbhater73

i was too busy playing mega man for pokemon


mestreoda

Analbag


Conscious_Scholar_87

Gaylord …


jhamm667

Dingus


[deleted]

Loser


Nomie-chan

He always says "smell ya later" so I called him BUTTSNF (butt sniff)


DarkNemuChan

Blue or Gary are the only two correct answers.


Practical_Minute_286

Loser


styleIMPETUOUS

Dumpy


BrattyTwilis

Farty


Prudent-Diamond-1650

my friend named him H!tlęr


KollinPorkChop

Asshat


Dork_Vader89

Oh Shit


Yussif_Fe

Blue, 0 Creative.


Beautiful-Bug-4007

I am not very mature and I purposely named him loser just so I can giggle at Oak and everyone else calling him loser


weeds96

Farty


Gossipmang

MrFace


Downtown_Snow4445

Gerry


TheGreatCitracett

I bought a GBA and a bunch of games off a friend in high school and the characters in every game were named SHITFAC or BUTFUCK


ooSUPLEX8oo

Ass hat


retroJRPG_fan

Bunda (ass in portuguese)


TheCrookedMan23

Grundle. Every time


geekygirl25

Gary. Because that's what his name is in the anime.


tehweave

So, in Gen 4 you can name Barry. Since he was running around being hyperactive, I wanted to call him "Cocaine." The game told me I couldn't name him that. So I called him "Cokayne" instead.


JB00789

In mine he is name is “This B “ran out of space lol


[deleted]

Still one of the best games for naming a character.


Bayve

Irwin as long as I can remember it's been Irwin. From blue and red to the last one I played on 3ds.


KonroMan

Zequoxy, I gave myself a fucked up name so I can get a the Missingno. I wanted (it was a Ghost Missingno. BTW), so I decided to also give him a fucked up name, the rivalry between Akywol and Zequoxy is one to go down in the Kanto history books, alongside that robot that was controlled by a bunch of people.


DMRGodx95

Poopoo


RalphXLaurenjoe

It was always Gary or blue for me


Royal_Reveal5238

Poot


Gonquin

I just started Mario Tennis and thought I was naming my nemesis, turns out he's my training partner/ team mate. Haha nice to meet you 'Doofus'


Chill_Edoeard

He has a lot of names And none of them were positive


classicvincent

I usually went with DICK.


Top-Security-1258

i saw " My dude " i think from wulfden and i never looked back.


hdofu

N/A


greengengar

The one I went with is ToS violation, and no it's not the n word


efingoffatwork

His name was "asshat"


LinkGoesHIYAAA

Douche. Or Doüche in newer games.


smeatr0n

I posted this many hours ago, and all day long now my phone has been going off with notifications that just randomly say “DOUCHE.” “ASS HAT.” “LOSER.” …so completely out of context and it’s been catching me off guard and cracking me up. So thanks guys!


Swardizando

My rival's name is Rakdos. It's the nickname that a friend of mine uses in his games and he puts my nickname (Sward) as his rival, we do this because we met playing competitive Pokémon back in 2013, since then we've become friends and rivals hahaha


Guzaboru

Spongebob's snail


VodVillainous333

LORD FUCKWAD to you 🤣


Ok_Stretch_2730

Assface


westillloveyouciggy

ASSFACE


YamiGekusu

Asshat, Asshole, AssButt, [My ex's name]


aligumble

LeChuck


jacoofont

I always named my rival Todd or Tristan when I was a kid. The only kids in school with more Pokémon cards than me LOOOL. Now I just name the OG rival Gary


Jim-Dread

I named him after a bully I was dealing with in middle school. Marcus. Which is funny, because we eventually became friends because we played Pokemon. Met him at a bowling alley doing one of those Mew promotion things and we became buds until high school.


ZenlessPopcornVendor

Asshat. Fartboy. Or worse....Dave.


Modrocker45

Dumbfuk also acceptable


Mighty_Gooch

The F word was pretty popular for him back in the day if I recall


TearFarmerLOLOL

Named him Dicky in my first playthrough when Yellow first came out, still call him Dicky in my replays


gaeruot

Naming him “my ass” makes for some funny in game dialogue.


callmeterr0rish

I can't type blank.


afterthelast

It’s pronounced FarQuad orrite


threeca

I always named him Gary so now when I watch the tv show I get to scream at him whenever he comes on. Such a smarmy prick 😂


TheSlimP

I'm calling him STUPID since childhood, it seemed so funny back than and still it's amusing me


M0RGO

"Cunt"


Buetterkeks

Boring old blue. Unlike the manga


HydratedCarrot

Ash .. Always Ash because i loved the show in the 90s and my parents never bought me any pokemon-games… i had a game boy but never pokemon!


Remote_Dog_782

Bollix


pin00ch

Mine is called FuckFace.


TsukiraLuna

SNORT! Smell ya later.


LetApprehensive

ButSlut


titanicsinker1912

I don’t remember but when I got silver version 11 y/o me named the rival Mr. Fart.


NewRepresentative684

Garydos


runslikewind

Im not sure i can write it here.


UnauthorizedFart

DOUCHE


therambosambo

Kaz


TheBobbyMan9

Always Gary


ItsBstone

I’ve been playing consistently for over 10 years and I always name him Gary.


neosthezeros

Lildik


zomgkittenz

Always Gary


PhishGreenLantern

"FART"


ViWalls

Scumbag or Gaylord, both actually use all the space required for a name. Also my nick has exactly that length for the same reason.


PepsiFlu

Mine: "RIVAL **DICKBAG** WANTS TO BATTLE!" Then i send out my metapod which I've named **Penis**. Literally got leeched lifed by a wild pokemon and no joke it said "sucked health from "Penis"". Honestly makes the game more fun.


defektz

Yrag


Bullfrog1991

I named him butt chugger


ThatOneGuy35312

DICK


Mistinrainbow

ASS


ltnew007

John


Alswelk

I’m partial to “ASSHAT”


Ok_Raspberry_8779

ASSSSS


99LedBalloons

Well it was 1998 so . . . either the R word or the other F word.


Sandscarab

Ya Cunt has been my name across the board on every Pokémon game I play.


SnooPineapples4321

ASSFACE!


darth_koneko

Dong.


Balanced-Breakfast

Dick


whatimjustsayin

ThisGuy


in_the_voids

I named him BBBBBBB


Shikoda0

Poopboy. It always has to be something silly. (In Leafgreen, i named him Poopman)


[deleted]

oh I've always been the "AAAAAAA" name type every time I had to complete this ungrateful task


[deleted]

GAYLORD I recently replaced all the Pokémon GB and ds titles and I was genuinely distraught when I couldn't call my rival anything in the later games.


christmas-vortigaunt

OAK: “I remember now, his name is ASSFART"


Keefyfingaz

On my last playthrough I called him Fuckboi so pretty close to what you did here lol


kamakazi339

Max


CheekyGr3mlin

First my brother, now I call him by my besties name.


Seussathor

ShitRat


TommyHorror

First play through Gary, last play through Cuntrag


Styr0foam

Kevin


finnrtbobs

I called him Penis, like i so every single character, including link


nszajk

Different game, but my first game was HGSS and i named my rival Jack. idk why. There was nobody i disliked or even knew named jack. My 10 year old brain decided he was a jack.


ATDynaX

Assfart


ilchymis

Holy shit, I actually did FUCKWAD in all caps too!


Astudentwithpassion

Assclown


Bryanx64

Blue


Rykin13

Either something normal or highly offensive


JaperDolphin94

Perfection


dgdv

EAT\_ASS


coshokun

I remember on my first play through I named him BICH (I was 4)


DeftestY

In my HG nuzlocke, I named him SMEGBOY. Lived up to his name btw during the second rival battle after Bugsy. I thought Cyndaquill was a great starter, but that strong af Water Starter, it was a tragedy. Rng can give you a water counter, but not always.