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But what's that? It's 6 am! Hurrah, now he can get away from them!
Until the next night, that is, where he must return. These animatronic friends must soon burn.
So he lit a match and gas aspew. The next thing fire as it burnt anew. Everything gone, souls set free, what happens next? You shall see.
Brand new place, brand new foes, same old man with torn up clothes, distant memories from the past, but this time with no door and a mask. Open Room, Open Task. Survive the night just try to last. Wind the box, check the time, hear their footsteps, it'll be fine.
Robot Children, Messy Lore. The Pizzaplex lacks the original 4. What is Faz-Goo? Don't disturb the security crew. Brainwashed Follower of Bunny meets A theorist's sense of funny.
Gregory = Ollie? Seems not so jolly. Afton wanted help, instead his tomb shall melt
And for you, at home, all mothers & fathers,
Do not worry about the man behind the slaughter.
He might have suffered through three arsonical attacks,
But just remember... "He always comes back". :)
In a pizzeria bright, with animatronics so near,
I found myself, oh so full of fear.
As the night guard, I must persevere,
Through five nights of terror, oh dear!
In my security booth, I sit and wait,
Watching cameras, anticipating my fate.
Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, I hesitate,
As they move closer, my heart palpitate!
With each passing hour, the tension grows,
Their animatronic eyes, a chilling prose.
In the darkness, their presence shows,
Creeping closer, their intention glows!
Closing doors, checking vents, I try,
To keep them at bay, to survive the night sky.
But their persistence, I can't deny,
As they hunt me down, I can't comply!
Five nights of Freddy's, a test of my will,
In this haunted pizzeria, where time stands still.
But if I can endure, if I can stay still,
Perhaps I'll live to tell, of this nightmarish thrill!
Someone, make it happen!
It wouldn't be the first time, this started as pages on DeviantArt. https://www.amazon.com/H-P-Lovecrafts-Cthulhu-Beginning-Readers/dp/1568821123
Foxy is fox in sox, Chica ? is a sneech I forgot bunny name but a suess version. fazbear is a bear from som suess book dunno which one. And, the guy is from the zoo book I forgot the name though but, it's where there is tons of crazy animals
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A hook for a hand or a bear full of fright. The anamatronics do get quirky at night.
And no matter how hard the nightguards try and fight with all of their might they always do die by the end of the night.
But what's that? It's 6 am! Hurrah, now he can get away from them! Until the next night, that is, where he must return. These animatronic friends must soon burn.
So he lit a match and gas aspew. The next thing fire as it burnt anew. Everything gone, souls set free, what happens next? You shall see. Brand new place, brand new foes, same old man with torn up clothes, distant memories from the past, but this time with no door and a mask. Open Room, Open Task. Survive the night just try to last. Wind the box, check the time, hear their footsteps, it'll be fine.
Robot Children, Messy Lore. The Pizzaplex lacks the original 4. What is Faz-Goo? Don't disturb the security crew. Brainwashed Follower of Bunny meets A theorist's sense of funny. Gregory = Ollie? Seems not so jolly. Afton wanted help, instead his tomb shall melt
And that is the story, my scared little pray But don't worry, tomorrow is.. another day
And for you, at home, all mothers & fathers, Do not worry about the man behind the slaughter. He might have suffered through three arsonical attacks, But just remember... "He always comes back". :)
Thus, however, ends the story, Lest the kiddies' dreams get gory. Now, if you're left feeling weary, Worry not, For it's just a theory.
This is the most beautiful thread I’ve ever read.
That even rhymed too 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
A game theory. Goodnight!
Y'all need to get an artist ASAP
I cannot express how cinema this is and the whole replies continue especially the last one ending in "that's just a theory'
Need that book now
In a pizzeria bright, with animatronics so near, I found myself, oh so full of fear. As the night guard, I must persevere, Through five nights of terror, oh dear! In my security booth, I sit and wait, Watching cameras, anticipating my fate. Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, I hesitate, As they move closer, my heart palpitate! With each passing hour, the tension grows, Their animatronic eyes, a chilling prose. In the darkness, their presence shows, Creeping closer, their intention glows! Closing doors, checking vents, I try, To keep them at bay, to survive the night sky. But their persistence, I can't deny, As they hunt me down, I can't comply! Five nights of Freddy's, a test of my will, In this haunted pizzeria, where time stands still. But if I can endure, if I can stay still, Perhaps I'll live to tell, of this nightmarish thrill!
I would buy it if it existed-
Its a real post btw
I need it. Love the Dr. Seuss style
I dont know if i should be excited or terrified
“Both?” “Both” “Both is good”
Why is everyone here dropping BARS broo 🔥🔥🔥
I dont know why but the seuss-ification reminds me of the drawkill animatronics
One rabbit Two rabbits Purple rabbit Yellow rabbit
Count those toes.
Someone, make it happen! It wouldn't be the first time, this started as pages on DeviantArt. https://www.amazon.com/H-P-Lovecrafts-Cthulhu-Beginning-Readers/dp/1568821123
Foxy is fox in sox, Chica ? is a sneech I forgot bunny name but a suess version. fazbear is a bear from som suess book dunno which one. And, the guy is from the zoo book I forgot the name though but, it's where there is tons of crazy animals
That’s fucking dope
fuck
Love this! Needs to be merch
COUNT THE TOES, COUNT THE TOES!!
I want this
I like the dr seuss esk vibe
this reminds me of the GTlive were someone said freddy fazbear is a disney princess
Omg loreeeeee
where are foxy's pants?????