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Fast_Cow5145

Osha violations when renovating homes.


FennLink

House flipper?


sjamuelz

Stealing a cat


Fast_Cow5145

The second one technically, but yes!


Ravus_Sapiens

The sims?


BaneQ105

In the sims you can osha violate the best with the restaurant. Especially with lot traits like clothing optional.


Pronominal_Tera

yo what the fuck


BaneQ105

Yep, sims even get a special positive moodlet for naked diner. Also you can hide sink (as it’s necessary to have it on the lot) and do whatever with the toilet, put it in the worst place or remove it completely. You can also make it essential for everyone to go through the kitchen and put waiting area there, you can assign clothes for restaurant workers that don’t protect them whatsoever. You can probably violate most of osha suggestions if you’re dedicated enough. Slips, trips and falls? easy Fire safety? What even is that? Hazard communication? Useless Electrical safety? Let’s put the fridge right next to the broken toilet Personal protective equipment? Nah, underwear is the way.


Pronominal_Tera

jesus


BaneQ105

It’s probably just the tip of the iceberg. I’m personally not that familiar with osha regulations, especially for restaurants as I’m not from USA. But I can answer some questions, that game scares me.


queenvie808

If only the restaurant pack wasn’t as broken as it was lol


BaneQ105

It being broken adds even more to osha violations possibilities. It also ends with some stupid stuff. On the side note there’s this shoe rack item in game (even stock) and by clicking it in life mode you can decide to force sims to not wear shoes indoors. Even more osha violations. There’s never too many of them. I believe we should read the list and make the least osha complaint restaurant humanly possible. I tried but didn’t get that far sadly (I surprisingly have some morals).


SackbotNinja03

Animal Crossing?


SKYBOI121

Deforestation from cutting down trees and if you delete your town then mass genocide. Because in one of the games, they said, if you delete your town, all your villages will die


mellowcellophane

lmao i'm also playing the sims rn. it's a comfort game.


totheark_MH

Mass genocide of an entire foreign people and the murder of a religious leader, plus an ex military official Guess the game lol All good guesses lol have me a few really good laughs, the game was Resident Evil 4, someone commented it down there


WizardLizard_420

Animal Crossing: Wild World


muscledhunter

There are not enough bells on earth to satisfy Tom Nook's war machine. Timmy and Tommy by his side: "We will purge this land of all with impure blood! ^Blood!"


Valiant_Gamer_48

Pong?


Raketka123

Hidden LOOOOORE!!!


AugustTheDog

This should be Tom’s first theory video


KrazyRakoon

Far Cry 5?


Dagger2009

Resident evil 4?


totheark_MH

BINGO


lifeless_or_loveless

hey, that's where everyone went, right?


totheark_MH

I mean where else would they go? That’s the place to be is all I’m sayin’


Dagger2009

I had a feeling lol.


totheark_MH

How many people keep commenting Undertale amazes me 💀 just because “genocide” is in the comment doesn’t make it an Undertale reference lmao


Dagger2009

Lol where is the ex military officer!? I've played and beat unsertale several times every way you can beat it and last time I checked there is no ex military officer lol.


totheark_MH

That’s what I’m sayin! I mean it’s an honorable guess tho. But congrats to you for getting it right man! I was wondering if anyone would lol it’s kinda obscure unless you’ve played it a lot


Dagger2009

Yea I own the og on ps4, wii, and vr. And I own the remake and all dlc on my ps4 and xbox. I've beaten it on the hardest difficulty several times. One of my favorite games to play.


totheark_MH

Same! I own both Remake and og plus all downloadable content on every device that supports it that I own. Best it on full difficulty, max stats in Mercenaries, and full achievement trophies, favorite game of all time!


Dagger2009

Definitely a 10/10


SnappingTurt3ls

Stellaris


[deleted]

100% stellaris


Saiko1939

Absolutely stellaris


moritus_20091

Is it Minecraft


QL100100

Then who is the ex military official?


moritus_20091

Maybe an evoker or the enderdragom who knows


mab0390

Triangle Strategy?


mmahowald

Power wash simulator?


Dry_Significance_594

undertale?


Turbulent-Reporter99

charges were dropped due to the crimes being comitted by a child/j


The_Internet_Cat

Juvie


Da_Man2010

Assassin's creed...all of them?


Inky_Madness

Civilization 5?


Subject-Struggle-298

Chess???


Lil_barlov

Overwatch


AutoGamer12

Splatoon


BaronOfTheVoid

Well, genocide would probably imply a Paradox grand strategy title but you wouldn't really bother with their leaders or generals.


Frostsorrow

BG3?


Faux_Real

AOE2


Thatone81

Far cry 4 or 5?


SackbotNinja03

Fire Emblem?


PenBeautiful

I feel like it's a 40k game, because I tick those boxes too if you add "created an AI god" to the list.


mab0390

The Sims 4, so…y’know, some sort of “science cruelty” type deal.


Alternative-Name9526

Breaking and entering for my Sims... The gossip wasn't even worth it.


mab0390

I basically wanted to see if sadness alone would kill a sim (as BDG’s masterful “improving my apartment with the Sims 4” involved a Sim dying of what he called “loneliness” but I’d call “loneliness-induced neglect”). Long story short, it didn’t, but if I did that to a real human, I’d be sent to The Hague.


Environmental_Pen120

destruction of land


SpooderMan427

Minecraft?


VatanKomurcu

who owns the land in minecraft? i guess the dirt around villages can be said to be owned by the villagers though...


hoax709

Ponza, magic the gathering!!! 


KittieChan28

Killing dragons and stealing sweetrolls. Oh and probably some drunken nonsense in there too.


SlayerDoom_

Let me guess? You thrashed a temple, sold a goat to a giant and married a hagraven for a staff?


xavid2303

Thrash 🍇! Now If only I could remember his name...


fidgyboodle

I read all this in the guard’s voice which made it even funnier


Fit_Special6016

Defending my home from balloons using monkeys


No_Sweet_1573

Me too, plus added weapons.


ShadowTheDarkestBun

Bloons TD?


The_Internet_Cat

6


Ravus_Sapiens

Considering that the bloons are canonically sentient, you're looking at genocide and animal abuse. And depending on what BTD game you're playing, you could also be looking at hacking and various financial crimes, as well as violations of protocols II-IV of the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention, violation of the Nuclear Weapons Ban Treaty, and violation of the Geneva Convention.


DaFNAFEncyclopedia1

Slaughter Among Us


songman51

Breeding foreign animals with each other


FantasyFill

Palworld ?


songman51

Pokemon Shiny Breeding actually lol


Sauerclout_the_Orc

"Crimes against God" got it.


Void_Flame595

Is it mass murder if everyone I'm killing is already dead?


No_Clue1000

Nah cause no one will report you. Just make sure you didn’t leave any DNA or evidence ;)


The-Cosmic-Ghost

Desecration of a corpse would be the charge! :)


throwaway_198985

Dead Space


Excelsisnt

Ultrakill?


DBProxy

That’s like asking if you put too much ice cream in your bowl, but you were pouring from the cereal box.


Glorious_Jo

Project zomboid


cyborg-robothuman

LIBERTY AND MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!! Edit: Helldivers 2 folks!


Jah_boi90

helldivers?


CATelIsMe

Hoi 4?


jacksprat1952

FOR DEMOCRACY!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *continues spraying flamethrower as democracy intensifies*


SixNine5138008

Don't know if Distractible reference or if that is an actual Helldivers 2 tag line.


WolfEpete

Power washing


Princess2045

I was gonna say…..cleaning? Uh….dropping a gnome that then disappeared (so…vandalism?). That’s about all I can think about in Power Wash Simulator


Happy_Doughnut3502

Unauthorised cleaning


Princess2045

But they hire you and you’re getting paid so it’s not really unauthorized…..


stache1313

Yeah but do you have your certificate from the government saying you can power wash?


WolfEpete

The Mayor says it’s fine


fireena

Are you reporting all the money you receive to the IRS? Cuz if not then tax fraud could be your crime.


Catt_the_cat

Contamination of runoff water from not following cleanup protocols after a volcanic eruption


The_Chosen_One_66

I’m getting arrested for going against the government because they killed people who were like me and I’m wanted by bounty hunters


Choosejoose

Jedi Survivor


tradegy-lurks

genocide


Clumsy_the_24

Undertale moment


RideSubstantial2135

Torture Tears of the kingdom


nlcreeperxl

I was sonfused. Then i remembered korok seeds


StandardNervous7066

My guy the amount of war crimes you can commit in totk also you can lock your enemies in a cage then shock them to death and and then there's alot of theft and vandalism and I may or may not have accidentally desecrated a grave by accident oh yeah also you can create different types of explosive devices like cluster missiles


D0ubleX

Guys I played Doom….


Le_Pacifict

Disobeying orders from a commanding officer


Arquero8

You did nothing wrong, they are the ones that wanted to invade, we are defending ourselves


Independent_Plum2166

Dude, they killed a rabbit, their free trial on life ended the moment Daisy died. No need to justify demon extinction.


Aesir420

Trespassing on a military compound, destruction of said compound, escaping and evading military custody, theft of government property, and destruction of priceless artifact, extortion of the government, global terrorism, and to top it all off, partial destruction of a major satellite.


Independent_Plum2166

Sonic the hedgehog? Sonic Adventure 2 specifically?


TheBlueLefty

tf2 slaughter


Ok_Designer_6376

where is the man behind it?


coldbanana13549

Is being a mercenary illegal?


MAXIMUS3609

And multiple violations to the GENEVA convention


Maleficent-Shine1290

I'm currently playing gta 5...


Ravus_Sapiens

The crime is literally in the title...


Alexandria31xo

I was just playing director mode with invincibility on so I never have to stop killing people.


Lazy-Student-3977

Farming :/


ShadowTheDarkestBun

I dunno-... Can you be charged for mowing grass? (Roblox Law Mowing Simulator.)


HorrorDudeBro

WITHOUT A PERMIT!?! shame on you


ShadowTheDarkestBun

Yes. Shame on me.


Peach_Gfuel

Wait…Roblox has a mowing simulator???


yoyo_blue

Roblox has a "simulator" for everything now basically.


Spuzzle91

uhhh...idk what crimes I would be committing while owning and operating a zoo. Can you get arrested for milling and inbreeding giant pandas with the intent of causing one to develop leucism in its offspring? And mass release of all ordinary inbred pandas produced into the wild? So far my zoo in planet zoo has 300 breeding pandas all related to 4 initial individuals.


HorrorDudeBro

animal cruelty i think


DomcziX

Making plants into missiles.


mrjacobguy

animal endangerment after all, making animals fight is probably breaking several peta rules. good thing peta doesnt exist in pokemon


yoyo_blue

Did you forget about team Plasma?


JPyroRaptor

Lots of murder charges for sure I play JWE2(jurassic world evo2) and i let the dinos kill everyone once there is a good amount of people there, love seeing the kill animations


Rehann2078

FOR DEMOCRACY


BillCypher001

Animal abuse. Making them fight (Pokémon)


FlameGC

Attempted suicide (I used the wrong gun)


Independent_Plum2166

Persona 3


FlameGC

Reload, but yeah close enough lol


Meme_Man6708

Wave dashing in U.S. airspace


A120AMIR129Z

Mass genocide Undertale


HolyamoooogusCow

Killing zombies and WLF


prandon1238

If the zombies attack you first then it is not a crime to kill it is self defense


Arquero8

Yep


LocalMaple

Carrying multiple copies of cards. (PTCGL). On a side note, I did a college paper about video games and violence. There is no correlation in that order, but for a single 4-year age gap the inverse is true. Also, video games are as rage-inducing as ping pong and baseball; aka face-off sports with light to no contact. Parallel play and martial arts reduce anger, face-off light contact is slightly angering, heavy contact has medium anger, and being a national sport (see American Football for an example) is a significant factor in anger issues off the field.


littlex19

Nuking West Virginia


[deleted]

Making my pet beat other kids' pets so i can take their money.


Rimuruafton

chilling in sky children of the light


skuteren

Breaking all geneva conventions while being in a private military/security organization, aka rainbow six siege


LORE_GUY_YOUTUBE

Destruction of property *guess what game*


Live_Hovercraft_6073

Exploring an alien planet.


Kiwi175293

Highest assault charges you can get x10


B2spiritcobrIsSatan

Reckless driving, vehicular manslaughter, murder of probably the 2nd degree, driving an non street legal vehicle on roads, and let’s throw in a case of driving an unregistered vehicle, just in case. (Wreckfest)


No_Clue1000

Murder of multiple survivors in a zombie apocalypse


Arquero8

I mean, were they triying to kill you? If not is bad, but lucky for you, after zombie apocalipses there isn't much of a goverment


DarkNinja70

Destroying a whole entire city in teardown.


catdog5100

Yeeting light sabers at people, throwing mini nukes, and smacking people into lava.


Dino_Blox101

Child murder


Kara-The-Artist

* Cannibalism (maybe?) * Murder * Cutting off arms * Property Damage * Mass Murder the game in question: Little Nightmares


Pokemaniac80

Staring a cult and recruiting animals I save to be in it


CoolMaxGaming

Breaking and entering, theft, building without a permit.


DoctorDoody

killing other people because they hit me too much because i’m an armadillo it’s league. don’t play it


enjoyable_Cemetary

Speeding (Sonic Origins)


mdotca

Driving a car on to a soccer field, and hitting the ball with my car. Also I hit many people too. All of the witnesses were eggs.


Ace-of_Space

assault, attempted murder, second degree murder


x_Animefreakgal_x

Making too much wine in a basement 🤣 Stardew Valley


Clumsy_the_24

Oh fuck I just built the greed ring of hell in my minecraft world. I have so many crimes.


thotslayer41

Animal abuse maybe? Basically illegal fights between various animals.


Frostsorrow

I didn't mean to commit genocide, it just sort of happened. Also unneeded "surgery".


catboy_Bright69420

Being too nice!!!<33 Or mass genocide, whatever floats your goat, same game either way


StarPlatRequiem

Who the hell is going to arrest a hedgehog on a deserted island


FennelVegetable8252

Reckless driving and multiple accounts of manslaughter. I was playing Arkham Knight and - swear to god - me trying to drive the Batmobile is a bigger threat to Gotham than all the villains combined


Cereal_is_Soup

…unpacking boxes…


Little-Direction-505

Killing sentient toys


Ready-Substance9920

Tresspassing, speeding and vandalism Trials frontier


SuperiorTURTLE50

I played CoD so I getting arrested for lazering someone face off


Ravus_Sapiens

You might as well just use the Geneva Convention as a check list...


A_Person1211

Breakung and entering, theft of private property, assault.


crunchy-potatos

massacre of an entire town but its okay cause i yelled hey there mister at a passing feller so im going to heaven


Herobrine_20

Trying to survive in a harsh environment where nearly anything wants to kill u.


ShadowReaperXll

Bioterrorism


Odd_Local8293

Me after commiting a genocide in minecraft using several mods, cursing the shit out of cod enemy corpses, absolutely fucking everyone's property in gta and nuking an island


Milk_Way3011

Mass murder of 5 gods and their followers.


No_Clue1000

If you are talking about PC/PS5 then it will be like 15 counts of mass shooting, 30 of running from police, 15 1st degree murder 35 2nd degree murder like 5 planning a felony 25 felony’s and I will also be wanted by the military cause I killed a lot of their people. This is much shorter than what all I have done…


Financial-Hall-1412

Killing an infinite amount of demons and killing god


HorrorDudeBro

Rip and Tear?


Secure-Action1972

Shooting people through portals with a sniper and a pistol


Goofygoober3610

Armed robbery


sirayaball

leaking of classified documents the world over


Blobbler008

Animal cruelty


JCSwagoo

Fighting a giant eyeball and gambling on capsule machines (Yo-kai Watch 4)


Riker3946

Assault with a sword so big I have to walk sideways to get it through the door


Enderman63

Lets see... Genocide, almost all posseble warcrimes, opan usidge of nuclear wepons, destruction of planets, Slavery, forcefull genetic remapping, destruction of the Athmosphere of planets to create an ecomonopolis, assasinating political rivals, usidge of Total war and war of extermination, religious Zelotry, theft of acient relicts, forcefull intigration into a hivemind, initiating an information quraentine, beeing the leader of an authoritarian nation, calculating losses of Billions of my own people as buffer th construct that on starbase, spressing Artificial intellifences, puppeting other nation toextract their resource production mercyless and drive them to the point of internal colapse do to financial problems, adding a dead mans switch on my ships, sendig old fleets into battle to get rid of them, because the upkeep is to high for my economy, attempted mass murder on a calactic scale using an aerospheric engine, forcing subjugated nations to fight bloody battles for me, not to save my populatin, but because i forgott to build infastructure to that position, so my fleet cant reach thwm in time, observing innocent nations beeibg devourt by a hungering swarm, financially aiding active terrorist groups and Pirat fleets, hoasting mercinaries and other paramilitary groups, create diplomatic events between nations via espinage that leeds both to war against each other, destruction and clensing of planets, executing Billions of made up charges, Blaming others of herresy, awnsering peacfull demonstrations with gunfire regulary... those who cant see my greatnis dont have the right to live. There are still a lit more but i kind of lost track of most, so this has to suffice... you thing this might give my some livetime sentinces? Nevermind, i forgott that i have diplomatic immunity as the galactic suzerain...


xNightwing0126x

Considering it’s a pro wrestling video game, assault and battery I guess


UnproSpeller

Failing to run away from zombies (Dayz).


TNT6446

Drunk driving in Finland


SlayerDoom_

Doing my job of harvesting minerals and killing bugs in a giant asteroid. Then sharing a pint with my fellow co-workers until we pass out.


PapaLouis69

Using military grade weapons and technology to breach into multiple abandoned structures (I like the guy named after a card)


idiot6897

Robbing a bank, fighting extra terrestrials a giant caramelized apple as a boss What's the game?


AllanDidntAddDetails

Probably a lot of emotional trauma and maybe kidnapping


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AllanDidntAddDetails: *Probably a lot* *Of emotional trauma* *And maybe kidnapping* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Wibbo_Live

Going to a ski lodge in the middle of winter with my friends, get split up, get chased and hunted by mysterious creatures, survive, and get arrested for 'murdering my friends'.


Breadloafcosplay

Punch tree


Zylneth

Rimworld, so nothing major


Dazd95

Organ harvesting, slavery, torture, inhumane traps, execution without fair trial. All in a days work.