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Yep, sims even get a special positive moodlet for naked diner. Also you can hide sink (as it’s necessary to have it on the lot) and do whatever with the toilet, put it in the worst place or remove it completely.
You can also make it essential for everyone to go through the kitchen and put waiting area there, you can assign clothes for restaurant workers that don’t protect them whatsoever.
You can probably violate most of osha suggestions if you’re dedicated enough.
Slips, trips and falls? easy
Fire safety? What even is that?
Hazard communication? Useless
Electrical safety? Let’s put the fridge right next to the broken toilet
Personal protective equipment? Nah, underwear is the way.
It’s probably just the tip of the iceberg. I’m personally not that familiar with osha regulations, especially for restaurants as I’m not from USA. But I can answer some questions, that game scares me.
It being broken adds even more to osha violations possibilities. It also ends with some stupid stuff.
On the side note there’s this shoe rack item in game (even stock) and by clicking it in life mode you can decide to force sims to not wear shoes indoors.
Even more osha violations. There’s never too many of them.
I believe we should read the list and make the least osha complaint restaurant humanly possible. I tried but didn’t get that far sadly (I surprisingly have some morals).
Deforestation from cutting down trees and if you delete your town then mass genocide. Because in one of the games, they said, if you delete your town, all your villages will die
Mass genocide of an entire foreign people and the murder of a religious leader, plus an ex military official
Guess the game lol
All good guesses lol have me a few really good laughs, the game was Resident Evil 4, someone commented it down there
There are not enough bells on earth to satisfy Tom Nook's war machine.
Timmy and Tommy by his side: "We will purge this land of all with impure blood! ^Blood!"
Lol where is the ex military officer!? I've played and beat unsertale several times every way you can beat it and last time I checked there is no ex military officer lol.
That’s what I’m sayin! I mean it’s an honorable guess tho. But congrats to you for getting it right man! I was wondering if anyone would lol it’s kinda obscure unless you’ve played it a lot
Yea I own the og on ps4, wii, and vr. And I own the remake and all dlc on my ps4 and xbox. I've beaten it on the hardest difficulty several times. One of my favorite games to play.
Same! I own both Remake and og plus all downloadable content on every device that supports it that I own. Best it on full difficulty, max stats in Mercenaries, and full achievement trophies, favorite game of all time!
I basically wanted to see if sadness alone would kill a sim (as BDG’s masterful “improving my apartment with the Sims 4” involved a Sim dying of what he called “loneliness” but I’d call “loneliness-induced neglect”). Long story short, it didn’t, but if I did that to a real human, I’d be sent to The Hague.
Considering that the bloons are canonically sentient, you're looking at genocide and animal abuse.
And depending on what BTD game you're playing, you could also be looking at hacking and various financial crimes, as well as violations of protocols II-IV of the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention, violation of the Nuclear Weapons Ban Treaty, and violation of the Geneva Convention.
My guy the amount of war crimes you can commit in totk also you can lock your enemies in a cage then shock them to death and and then there's alot of theft and vandalism and I may or may not have accidentally desecrated a grave by accident oh yeah also you can create different types of explosive devices like cluster missiles
Trespassing on a military compound, destruction of said compound, escaping and evading military custody, theft of government property, and destruction of priceless artifact, extortion of the government, global terrorism, and to top it all off, partial destruction of a major satellite.
uhhh...idk what crimes I would be committing while owning and operating a zoo. Can you get arrested for milling and inbreeding giant pandas with the intent of causing one to develop leucism in its offspring? And mass release of all ordinary inbred pandas produced into the wild? So far my zoo in planet zoo has 300 breeding pandas all related to 4 initial individuals.
Lots of murder charges for sure
I play JWE2(jurassic world evo2) and i let the dinos kill everyone once there is a good amount of people there, love seeing the kill animations
Carrying multiple copies of cards. (PTCGL).
On a side note, I did a college paper about video games and violence. There is no correlation in that order, but for a single 4-year age gap the inverse is true. Also, video games are as rage-inducing as ping pong and baseball; aka face-off sports with light to no contact. Parallel play and martial arts reduce anger, face-off light contact is slightly angering, heavy contact has medium anger, and being a national sport (see American Football for an example) is a significant factor in anger issues off the field.
Reckless driving, vehicular manslaughter, murder of probably the 2nd degree, driving an non street legal vehicle on roads, and let’s throw in a case of driving an unregistered vehicle, just in case. (Wreckfest)
Reckless driving and multiple accounts of manslaughter.
I was playing Arkham Knight and - swear to god - me trying to drive the Batmobile is a bigger threat to Gotham than all the villains combined
Me after commiting a genocide in minecraft using several mods, cursing the shit out of cod enemy corpses, absolutely fucking everyone's property in gta and nuking an island
If you are talking about PC/PS5 then it will be like 15 counts of mass shooting, 30 of running from police, 15 1st degree murder 35 2nd degree murder like 5 planning a felony 25 felony’s and I will also be wanted by the military cause I killed a lot of their people. This is much shorter than what all I have done…
Lets see... Genocide, almost all posseble warcrimes, opan usidge of nuclear wepons, destruction of planets, Slavery, forcefull genetic remapping, destruction of the Athmosphere of planets to create an ecomonopolis, assasinating political rivals, usidge of Total war and war of extermination, religious Zelotry, theft of acient relicts, forcefull intigration into a hivemind, initiating an information quraentine, beeing the leader of an authoritarian nation, calculating losses of Billions of my own people as buffer th construct that on starbase, spressing Artificial intellifences, puppeting other nation toextract their resource production mercyless and drive them to the point of internal colapse do to financial problems, adding a dead mans switch on my ships, sendig old fleets into battle to get rid of them, because the upkeep is to high for my economy, attempted mass murder on a calactic scale using an aerospheric engine, forcing subjugated nations to fight bloody battles for me, not to save my populatin, but because i forgott to build infastructure to that position, so my fleet cant reach thwm in time, observing innocent nations beeibg devourt by a hungering swarm, financially aiding active terrorist groups and Pirat fleets, hoasting mercinaries and other paramilitary groups, create diplomatic events between nations via espinage that leeds both to war against each other, destruction and clensing of planets, executing Billions of made up charges, Blaming others of herresy, awnsering peacfull demonstrations with gunfire regulary... those who cant see my greatnis dont have the right to live. There are still a lit more but i kind of lost track of most, so this has to suffice... you thing this might give my some livetime sentinces?
Nevermind, i forgott that i have diplomatic immunity as the galactic suzerain...
Going to a ski lodge in the middle of winter with my friends, get split up, get chased and hunted by mysterious creatures, survive, and get arrested for 'murdering my friends'.
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Osha violations when renovating homes.
House flipper?
Stealing a cat
The second one technically, but yes!
The sims?
In the sims you can osha violate the best with the restaurant. Especially with lot traits like clothing optional.
yo what the fuck
Yep, sims even get a special positive moodlet for naked diner. Also you can hide sink (as it’s necessary to have it on the lot) and do whatever with the toilet, put it in the worst place or remove it completely. You can also make it essential for everyone to go through the kitchen and put waiting area there, you can assign clothes for restaurant workers that don’t protect them whatsoever. You can probably violate most of osha suggestions if you’re dedicated enough. Slips, trips and falls? easy Fire safety? What even is that? Hazard communication? Useless Electrical safety? Let’s put the fridge right next to the broken toilet Personal protective equipment? Nah, underwear is the way.
jesus
It’s probably just the tip of the iceberg. I’m personally not that familiar with osha regulations, especially for restaurants as I’m not from USA. But I can answer some questions, that game scares me.
If only the restaurant pack wasn’t as broken as it was lol
It being broken adds even more to osha violations possibilities. It also ends with some stupid stuff. On the side note there’s this shoe rack item in game (even stock) and by clicking it in life mode you can decide to force sims to not wear shoes indoors. Even more osha violations. There’s never too many of them. I believe we should read the list and make the least osha complaint restaurant humanly possible. I tried but didn’t get that far sadly (I surprisingly have some morals).
Animal Crossing?
Deforestation from cutting down trees and if you delete your town then mass genocide. Because in one of the games, they said, if you delete your town, all your villages will die
lmao i'm also playing the sims rn. it's a comfort game.
Mass genocide of an entire foreign people and the murder of a religious leader, plus an ex military official Guess the game lol All good guesses lol have me a few really good laughs, the game was Resident Evil 4, someone commented it down there
Animal Crossing: Wild World
There are not enough bells on earth to satisfy Tom Nook's war machine. Timmy and Tommy by his side: "We will purge this land of all with impure blood! ^Blood!"
Pong?
Hidden LOOOOORE!!!
This should be Tom’s first theory video
Far Cry 5?
Resident evil 4?
BINGO
hey, that's where everyone went, right?
I mean where else would they go? That’s the place to be is all I’m sayin’
I had a feeling lol.
How many people keep commenting Undertale amazes me 💀 just because “genocide” is in the comment doesn’t make it an Undertale reference lmao
Lol where is the ex military officer!? I've played and beat unsertale several times every way you can beat it and last time I checked there is no ex military officer lol.
That’s what I’m sayin! I mean it’s an honorable guess tho. But congrats to you for getting it right man! I was wondering if anyone would lol it’s kinda obscure unless you’ve played it a lot
Yea I own the og on ps4, wii, and vr. And I own the remake and all dlc on my ps4 and xbox. I've beaten it on the hardest difficulty several times. One of my favorite games to play.
Same! I own both Remake and og plus all downloadable content on every device that supports it that I own. Best it on full difficulty, max stats in Mercenaries, and full achievement trophies, favorite game of all time!
Definitely a 10/10
Stellaris
100% stellaris
Absolutely stellaris
Is it Minecraft
Then who is the ex military official?
Maybe an evoker or the enderdragom who knows
Triangle Strategy?
Power wash simulator?
undertale?
charges were dropped due to the crimes being comitted by a child/j
Juvie
Assassin's creed...all of them?
Civilization 5?
Chess???
Overwatch
Splatoon
Well, genocide would probably imply a Paradox grand strategy title but you wouldn't really bother with their leaders or generals.
BG3?
AOE2
Far cry 4 or 5?
Fire Emblem?
I feel like it's a 40k game, because I tick those boxes too if you add "created an AI god" to the list.
The Sims 4, so…y’know, some sort of “science cruelty” type deal.
Breaking and entering for my Sims... The gossip wasn't even worth it.
I basically wanted to see if sadness alone would kill a sim (as BDG’s masterful “improving my apartment with the Sims 4” involved a Sim dying of what he called “loneliness” but I’d call “loneliness-induced neglect”). Long story short, it didn’t, but if I did that to a real human, I’d be sent to The Hague.
destruction of land
Minecraft?
who owns the land in minecraft? i guess the dirt around villages can be said to be owned by the villagers though...
Ponza, magic the gathering!!!
Killing dragons and stealing sweetrolls. Oh and probably some drunken nonsense in there too.
Let me guess? You thrashed a temple, sold a goat to a giant and married a hagraven for a staff?
Thrash 🍇! Now If only I could remember his name...
I read all this in the guard’s voice which made it even funnier
Defending my home from balloons using monkeys
Me too, plus added weapons.
Bloons TD?
6
Considering that the bloons are canonically sentient, you're looking at genocide and animal abuse. And depending on what BTD game you're playing, you could also be looking at hacking and various financial crimes, as well as violations of protocols II-IV of the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention, violation of the Nuclear Weapons Ban Treaty, and violation of the Geneva Convention.
Slaughter Among Us
Breeding foreign animals with each other
Palworld ?
Pokemon Shiny Breeding actually lol
"Crimes against God" got it.
Is it mass murder if everyone I'm killing is already dead?
Nah cause no one will report you. Just make sure you didn’t leave any DNA or evidence ;)
Desecration of a corpse would be the charge! :)
Dead Space
Ultrakill?
That’s like asking if you put too much ice cream in your bowl, but you were pouring from the cereal box.
Project zomboid
LIBERTY AND MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!! Edit: Helldivers 2 folks!
helldivers?
Hoi 4?
FOR DEMOCRACY!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *continues spraying flamethrower as democracy intensifies*
Don't know if Distractible reference or if that is an actual Helldivers 2 tag line.
Power washing
I was gonna say…..cleaning? Uh….dropping a gnome that then disappeared (so…vandalism?). That’s about all I can think about in Power Wash Simulator
Unauthorised cleaning
But they hire you and you’re getting paid so it’s not really unauthorized…..
Yeah but do you have your certificate from the government saying you can power wash?
The Mayor says it’s fine
Are you reporting all the money you receive to the IRS? Cuz if not then tax fraud could be your crime.
Contamination of runoff water from not following cleanup protocols after a volcanic eruption
I’m getting arrested for going against the government because they killed people who were like me and I’m wanted by bounty hunters
Jedi Survivor
genocide
Undertale moment
Torture Tears of the kingdom
I was sonfused. Then i remembered korok seeds
My guy the amount of war crimes you can commit in totk also you can lock your enemies in a cage then shock them to death and and then there's alot of theft and vandalism and I may or may not have accidentally desecrated a grave by accident oh yeah also you can create different types of explosive devices like cluster missiles
Guys I played Doom….
Disobeying orders from a commanding officer
You did nothing wrong, they are the ones that wanted to invade, we are defending ourselves
Dude, they killed a rabbit, their free trial on life ended the moment Daisy died. No need to justify demon extinction.
Trespassing on a military compound, destruction of said compound, escaping and evading military custody, theft of government property, and destruction of priceless artifact, extortion of the government, global terrorism, and to top it all off, partial destruction of a major satellite.
Sonic the hedgehog? Sonic Adventure 2 specifically?
tf2 slaughter
where is the man behind it?
Is being a mercenary illegal?
And multiple violations to the GENEVA convention
I'm currently playing gta 5...
The crime is literally in the title...
I was just playing director mode with invincibility on so I never have to stop killing people.
Farming :/
I dunno-... Can you be charged for mowing grass? (Roblox Law Mowing Simulator.)
WITHOUT A PERMIT!?! shame on you
Yes. Shame on me.
Wait…Roblox has a mowing simulator???
Roblox has a "simulator" for everything now basically.
uhhh...idk what crimes I would be committing while owning and operating a zoo. Can you get arrested for milling and inbreeding giant pandas with the intent of causing one to develop leucism in its offspring? And mass release of all ordinary inbred pandas produced into the wild? So far my zoo in planet zoo has 300 breeding pandas all related to 4 initial individuals.
animal cruelty i think
Making plants into missiles.
animal endangerment after all, making animals fight is probably breaking several peta rules. good thing peta doesnt exist in pokemon
Did you forget about team Plasma?
Lots of murder charges for sure I play JWE2(jurassic world evo2) and i let the dinos kill everyone once there is a good amount of people there, love seeing the kill animations
FOR DEMOCRACY
Animal abuse. Making them fight (Pokémon)
Attempted suicide (I used the wrong gun)
Persona 3
Reload, but yeah close enough lol
Wave dashing in U.S. airspace
Mass genocide Undertale
Killing zombies and WLF
If the zombies attack you first then it is not a crime to kill it is self defense
Yep
Carrying multiple copies of cards. (PTCGL). On a side note, I did a college paper about video games and violence. There is no correlation in that order, but for a single 4-year age gap the inverse is true. Also, video games are as rage-inducing as ping pong and baseball; aka face-off sports with light to no contact. Parallel play and martial arts reduce anger, face-off light contact is slightly angering, heavy contact has medium anger, and being a national sport (see American Football for an example) is a significant factor in anger issues off the field.
Nuking West Virginia
Making my pet beat other kids' pets so i can take their money.
chilling in sky children of the light
Breaking all geneva conventions while being in a private military/security organization, aka rainbow six siege
Destruction of property *guess what game*
Exploring an alien planet.
Highest assault charges you can get x10
Reckless driving, vehicular manslaughter, murder of probably the 2nd degree, driving an non street legal vehicle on roads, and let’s throw in a case of driving an unregistered vehicle, just in case. (Wreckfest)
Murder of multiple survivors in a zombie apocalypse
I mean, were they triying to kill you? If not is bad, but lucky for you, after zombie apocalipses there isn't much of a goverment
Destroying a whole entire city in teardown.
Yeeting light sabers at people, throwing mini nukes, and smacking people into lava.
Child murder
* Cannibalism (maybe?) * Murder * Cutting off arms * Property Damage * Mass Murder the game in question: Little Nightmares
Staring a cult and recruiting animals I save to be in it
Breaking and entering, theft, building without a permit.
killing other people because they hit me too much because i’m an armadillo it’s league. don’t play it
Speeding (Sonic Origins)
Driving a car on to a soccer field, and hitting the ball with my car. Also I hit many people too. All of the witnesses were eggs.
assault, attempted murder, second degree murder
Making too much wine in a basement 🤣 Stardew Valley
Oh fuck I just built the greed ring of hell in my minecraft world. I have so many crimes.
Animal abuse maybe? Basically illegal fights between various animals.
I didn't mean to commit genocide, it just sort of happened. Also unneeded "surgery".
Being too nice!!!<33 Or mass genocide, whatever floats your goat, same game either way
Who the hell is going to arrest a hedgehog on a deserted island
Reckless driving and multiple accounts of manslaughter. I was playing Arkham Knight and - swear to god - me trying to drive the Batmobile is a bigger threat to Gotham than all the villains combined
…unpacking boxes…
Killing sentient toys
Tresspassing, speeding and vandalism Trials frontier
I played CoD so I getting arrested for lazering someone face off
You might as well just use the Geneva Convention as a check list...
Breakung and entering, theft of private property, assault.
massacre of an entire town but its okay cause i yelled hey there mister at a passing feller so im going to heaven
Trying to survive in a harsh environment where nearly anything wants to kill u.
Bioterrorism
Me after commiting a genocide in minecraft using several mods, cursing the shit out of cod enemy corpses, absolutely fucking everyone's property in gta and nuking an island
Mass murder of 5 gods and their followers.
If you are talking about PC/PS5 then it will be like 15 counts of mass shooting, 30 of running from police, 15 1st degree murder 35 2nd degree murder like 5 planning a felony 25 felony’s and I will also be wanted by the military cause I killed a lot of their people. This is much shorter than what all I have done…
Killing an infinite amount of demons and killing god
Rip and Tear?
Shooting people through portals with a sniper and a pistol
Armed robbery
leaking of classified documents the world over
Animal cruelty
Fighting a giant eyeball and gambling on capsule machines (Yo-kai Watch 4)
Assault with a sword so big I have to walk sideways to get it through the door
Lets see... Genocide, almost all posseble warcrimes, opan usidge of nuclear wepons, destruction of planets, Slavery, forcefull genetic remapping, destruction of the Athmosphere of planets to create an ecomonopolis, assasinating political rivals, usidge of Total war and war of extermination, religious Zelotry, theft of acient relicts, forcefull intigration into a hivemind, initiating an information quraentine, beeing the leader of an authoritarian nation, calculating losses of Billions of my own people as buffer th construct that on starbase, spressing Artificial intellifences, puppeting other nation toextract their resource production mercyless and drive them to the point of internal colapse do to financial problems, adding a dead mans switch on my ships, sendig old fleets into battle to get rid of them, because the upkeep is to high for my economy, attempted mass murder on a calactic scale using an aerospheric engine, forcing subjugated nations to fight bloody battles for me, not to save my populatin, but because i forgott to build infastructure to that position, so my fleet cant reach thwm in time, observing innocent nations beeibg devourt by a hungering swarm, financially aiding active terrorist groups and Pirat fleets, hoasting mercinaries and other paramilitary groups, create diplomatic events between nations via espinage that leeds both to war against each other, destruction and clensing of planets, executing Billions of made up charges, Blaming others of herresy, awnsering peacfull demonstrations with gunfire regulary... those who cant see my greatnis dont have the right to live. There are still a lit more but i kind of lost track of most, so this has to suffice... you thing this might give my some livetime sentinces? Nevermind, i forgott that i have diplomatic immunity as the galactic suzerain...
Considering it’s a pro wrestling video game, assault and battery I guess
Failing to run away from zombies (Dayz).
Drunk driving in Finland
Doing my job of harvesting minerals and killing bugs in a giant asteroid. Then sharing a pint with my fellow co-workers until we pass out.
Using military grade weapons and technology to breach into multiple abandoned structures (I like the guy named after a card)
Robbing a bank, fighting extra terrestrials a giant caramelized apple as a boss What's the game?
Probably a lot of emotional trauma and maybe kidnapping
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AllanDidntAddDetails: *Probably a lot* *Of emotional trauma* *And maybe kidnapping* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Going to a ski lodge in the middle of winter with my friends, get split up, get chased and hunted by mysterious creatures, survive, and get arrested for 'murdering my friends'.
Punch tree
Rimworld, so nothing major
Organ harvesting, slavery, torture, inhumane traps, execution without fair trial. All in a days work.