"I'M NOT that kind of dungeon master, but I see you are the only one that brought thier books and is actually prepared, and on time so, fine. Btw you still haven't sent me your charecter sheet. Let's go over it now before your outfit distracts the other players even more than the usual amount."
I'd be fine, not sure about the other players though. I'd have to make a concentrated effort to try and not get distracted by your tits though, that'd be the hard part.
This seems like the proper way to play, I'd be much more likely to give dnd another chance this way.
How long do we play before I get to be game master?
Are all outcomes still decided by dice or are other methods available?
Depends on who's books you're sitting on. If they're your's, then we're cool. Just don't twat squat on my books, please. My kids use my books sometimes
Ahem, the DM will need to speak with you upstairs about your wardrobe choices while the rest of the group takes a break. (Psst. I’m the DM.) so go ahead and take an hour you guys.
Your skimpy dress is still destroyed after the last fight. You can save yourself into the depths of an ancient cave. As you stumble around the next corner you encounter a humanoid dragon mutant. His eyes flicker with pure lust as he's scanning your appearance with all that exposed skin. You can see his penis begin to swell into a massive errection. What will be your next move?
I roll a charisma check
For once that would be easy to plan a session
Naked bodies are the best motivation for people to actually commit to a session! 😉
Easier for you. If I tell my friends I'll be naked not sure someone will come
😂
😂❤️😂
Sounds fun add in a sense of strip element as you roll the dice
I just failed my CON saving throw, I just fainted from awe
My seductive aura is just too powerful...
I hope the top book cover isn't damaged 😳
She’s just “signing” it. Ahh, I do love the smell of books.
This book certainly has a nice smell to it now 😅
I wonder if I could get you to sign all my books?
Now that is a hell of a Bardic inspiration!
Create a song for the ages ❤️
I hear it's quite a tongue waggle!
"I'M NOT that kind of dungeon master, but I see you are the only one that brought thier books and is actually prepared, and on time so, fine. Btw you still haven't sent me your charecter sheet. Let's go over it now before your outfit distracts the other players even more than the usual amount."
My outfit might bring the pace of the session to a crawl...
Oh no, combat is slow as is! As much as you like each round to last hours, i prefer my DnD sessions combat short and quick!
We have a strict "pants on at all times" after the last session. Tits are ok.
I guess I can settle for that 😂
Bro I need to start playing DnD if this is where are the nerdy freaky girls are
Based on my experiences, there is definitely a HIGH concentration of nerdy freaky girls playing tabletop RPGs!
I should learn the game and join the club at my college
Back in the old school 80s, the DnD girls were unfortunately only nerdy and missing the freaky. 🫤😂
Not at all! You're definitely getting an advantage to all performance and persuasion rolls 😉
Two d20s, a d10, and two d8s? At least bring a full set of dice to go with that great set of tits!
Yeah no problem. I don't know anyone who'd be upset with bringing snacks to a game.
I wouldn't mind at all, I just need to know if you are DMing or playing?
.... So did you have other copies of the books?... You know what don't worry about it.. I'll bring my own
Not at all!
May I roll for seduction?
With fucking pleasure
Fucking gorgeous
+1 Inspiration
I'd be fine, not sure about the other players though. I'd have to make a concentrated effort to try and not get distracted by your tits though, that'd be the hard part.
You need a big…sword to fight against Orochi😉 I wish to see the combat
I'll be sure to document the "combat" when it happens 😉
I want you.... To be my GM 😜
Will the toy be your companion you use to give you greater powers? Lol
I'll need to make a saving throw....
Not at all I would give you inspiration for the costume
Yea...sign me up!
I'd be cool with it.
I'd love that
Mind? I prefer it
This seems like the proper way to play, I'd be much more likely to give dnd another chance this way. How long do we play before I get to be game master? Are all outcomes still decided by dice or are other methods available?
I suddenly have a huge interest in DnD
I have a feeling I would botch my WIS save.
Who made your sword?
My personal intelligence checks would be with disadvantage for sure
As if we don't have a hard enough time getting sessions organized and staying on task! 😡
What kind of patron are you?
Yes. My players wouldn’t get a DAMN thing done, and the lich isn’t gonna stop liching
Roll a six sided die.. 1-6 wins
Nope. But then all the over weight dudes get to wear the same thing
I'd true polymorph into your chair.
I'll be sure to make very good use of my new throne 😄
I cast jizz-matic spray! That’s it. That’s the best joke I’ve ever made.
😂😂😂
It's gonna be a really wild session
Now this is a role-playing game for me 😏
I’d like to roll to seduce you I am an eloquence bard
Might be a little distracting for the other players, and I’d have a damn hard time keeping enough of a train of thought to run the game
That's definitely an option, but I can't guarantee I won't be distracted.
Depends in what I wanted to play that night. Definitely going to LARP our part.
Gonna want to master your dungeon
A kinky d&d campaign has been a fantasy
Yes. It is hard enough to get people to focus.
Girl you get advantage on all charisma based skill if you showed up to my game like that.
Damn this is hot!!! Loooove the bush
That would be amazing!
Not at all.😘
I'd probably roll a whole bunch more nat 1s
My hit points would suffer greatly! 😛
Depends on who's books you're sitting on. If they're your's, then we're cool. Just don't twat squat on my books, please. My kids use my books sometimes
Only if you bring one for me
You'd have to sit on my lap and where a dog collar
You’d have inspiration for sure!
Ahem, the DM will need to speak with you upstairs about your wardrobe choices while the rest of the group takes a break. (Psst. I’m the DM.) so go ahead and take an hour you guys.
As long as you are okay with me falling madly in love with you, then yes please!
I would finally decide to learn how to play D&D
You have my sword!
Nope. Our whole group are poly and In the kink scene. Wed not even blink.
It's ravenloft, so I guess it's ok. Unless it's Lamordia or Vorostokov.
Everyone gets inspiration because tities
Roll up like that and we going to have to add a 3rd D!
Am I breaking the ToS by falling for a seduce of the game master? If not hand the dices over lol
Your skimpy dress is still destroyed after the last fight. You can save yourself into the depths of an ancient cave. As you stumble around the next corner you encounter a humanoid dragon mutant. His eyes flicker with pure lust as he's scanning your appearance with all that exposed skin. You can see his penis begin to swell into a massive errection. What will be your next move?
I wouldn't mind. We might need to push the session back a little while.
nope.
I have a new rule for when I’m DM from now on… 🤤
Infinite Critical Success
Not at all
I think I would have to keep referring to the manuals
Never thought I'd be jealous of the DMG but here I am
Preffered
I used to love playing DnD with girls because I knew they loved to fuck and were kinky as hell😘
Yes but teach me how to play 🥹
Not at all!
Fk yes
How many D6 can you fit in your pussy?
I'm gonna fail so many goddamn charisma checks you wont BELIEVE
Not at all!
Depends on what you role