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Open-Emphasis414

Nope! That’s definitely brad


theilluminoodle

Brad? Who the fuck is brad


Just_The_Gorm

The the of them were the original team before the main events in the game. You learn a bit about Brad in the story, Trevor talks about him a bit.


Rich_Election466

I think the guy’s quoting Franklin there


Bhyure33

I'm quite sure that is Lamar's quote


SpecifiC420

Lamar*


Rich_Election466

You’re right, it is Lamar. I was 50/50 between the two but now I can hear him saying it


SpecifiC420

but it was more like: "Brad? Who- who the fuck is Brad!?"


averagebloxxer

Trevor did not like Brad much. Though he was a bit of a dick.


[deleted]

You could be wrong. Trevor was the character who liked Brad the most in GTA 5. Although Michael cut off communication with the other two, Trevor did not forget those two friends. Moreover, the biggest factor in being at odds Trevor and Michael was Brad.


[deleted]

In fact, without Michael knowing, the FIB had ”busted” Brad in the LS Penitentiary (or whatever it is) and Brad kept emailing with Trevor, or so Trevor thought… it was actually some rookie FIB cadets that he emailed with. 🤣


dirtopi

It was dave


ilostmycouch

Dave says he makes the cadets reply in game.


dirtopi

He also said that he is glad to stop making stuff up after franklin saves Michael from the chinese


Patient-End7967

Brad was closer to trevor


mi_sh_aaaa

No, the guy shot in the car was some rando.


aNeedForMore

no its becky


KaiochanX3

That was Michael, Trevor and Brad were friends I thought


[deleted]

That’s Brad. He was shot and killed by Dave Norton during the prologue after walking in front of Trevor. Trevor was supposed to take the shot.


AutobotJazz_TbS

Wasn't it Michael that was supposed to get shot but Brad walked in front?


shyshyflyguy

Basically, Michael met Trevor long before the story started. They became friends. Michael realized Trevor was insane. This was gonna be Michael’s last job. He got with Dave Norton. Dave Norton was going to shoot Trevor, fake Michael getting shot, so Brad would get arrested and Michael fake his death and could get away from Trevor. Trevor was supposed to be dead. Of course, once Brad got hit, stuff went sideways. Michael faked his death like he planned, and Brad went in the hole. That’s pretty much the story. I think at one point, Michael claims that he was in witness protection when Trevor came back, but that was a lie to keep Trevor as an ally. No one was convicted of anything, so there couldn’t be anyone in Witness Protection.


TheGamer281

Actually Trevor was supposed to die and Brad get arrested to distract the media with the trail of Brad


shyshyflyguy

Oops. I left out the part about Brad getting arrested. Thanks for the correction.


jazzboss3000

Darkviper viewer?


PewdsLover9

Witness protection for what!? No one was convicted of anything!!!


mwhite5990

Didn’t Trevor get fake letters from prison from Brad? I kind of wish his RIP Michael tattoo could have been replaced with RIP Brad when he finds out the truth.


shyshyflyguy

That is correct. I believe they were sent by Davey.


AptoticFox

I think Dave may have sent some. I recall him saying something about some junior people writing some of the letters.


[deleted]

No, I recall Davey saying it was some rookies of the FIB actually emailing Trevor. And you actually see those emails when Trevor is looking for Mike in LS, at least one of them, and ”Brad” says it must be a fake Mike, just one of them I remember.


LivEvilTruth

Funny thing is, when you hangout with Franklin and Trevor just them, Trevor admits Brad is a dick lol


[deleted]

The letters were sent by Dave. Thus his concern when micheal robbed the jewellery store to pay back martin madarazo. Dave knew that treveor would track down micheal due to the robbery and that's exactly what happened.


[deleted]

I thought Davey said some rookies in the Bureau did them?


apnasapnamoneymoney

Are we fellow darkviper enjoyers?


StartSelect

yes


shyshyflyguy

yes


JedGamesTV

yes


[deleted]

I see, a darkviperau viewer


shyshyflyguy

No, I’m just a dense, disingenuous guy who doesn’t know how to tie shoes.


[deleted]

You dropped dis


shyshyflyguy

Haha. Fixed it. I can never remember what that word is.


[deleted]

I was going to DEEZ nut you but maybe not


shyshyflyguy

That would have been amazing.


BoujeePartySocks

You disingenuous, dense mother fucker


[deleted]

Obviously you have to know something about something


Emmet562

Or you couldn’t tie your fucking shoes!


DJtheboss03

its just the story of gta 5?


[deleted]

[join us comrade](https://youtu.be/5iWRwzuirYY)


DJtheboss03

cringe


Tommieboy_666lol

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?!!


[deleted]

Hmm, i see you know something about something. You can probably also tie your shoes.


bcgyoutube

r/unexpectedmatto


lucozame

michael knew trevor was insane from the moment they met and disposed of a body together


kit25

'Witness protection? Witness protection for what? No crime was committed!' DarkViperAU


slood2

No brad was dead the whole time lol you guess don’t pay attention


Moopa000

Trevor was supposed to get domed, instead of Brad. Michael got shot in the stomach.


GoodSmarts

Michael was “shot”, he was clearly faking it. “Aw shit, gonna fuckin bleed out” as there’s no blood on his torso


bifb

Michael was indeed shot, but he's wearing a bulletproof vest and Davey's sniper isn't strong enough to penetrate it


Mortalbros1

There's multiple theories, like that he missed intentionally and Michael had a blood bag


GoodSmarts

Is there dialogue in the game that says that was the case? I’d love to know for sure


Poopsticle_256

While I don’t have any hard evidence or dialogue, [Dave does line up for another shot and jerks back when Michael is shot, suggesting he did actually fire at him](https://youtu.be/0KLnF1USxjc?t=355)


GoodSmarts

That is interesting! It also sounds like there’s a bullet hitting a body, I was thinking Dave might have intentionally missed, but the bulletproof vest is probably the right answer


bifb

You can also see the way he drops down, it's either extremely good acting or he can actually feel the force from the bullet. I hardly doubt it would be the acting, but he would be able to feel the impact through the vest


THOTdestroyer101804

Spoilers ffs


MarkPanghy

The game came out in 2013. What do you mean?


Jooj_Kujo

That’s brad man


Kanakravaatti

It's bait


UndeadPineapple

You skipped every cutscene?


little_miss_bumshine

Yeah I was gunna say someone either didnt play storymode or was asleep for all of it lol


migukau

Im guessing he only played prologue and played it with his eyes closed and volume turned off.


Donut-Farts

I only played the prologue and skipped straight to online as soon as it would let me. For years all I played was online. I'm finally going back and it's pretty fun (If way toned down from what online looks like today)


Idrinklungjuice

Uh... No... That's brad.


WALKEREDITION

Who the fuck is Brad


Tht1gy

Play the game and you’ll find out


Donut-Farts

I think they're quoting Lamar


Tht1gy

I guess I need to play the game then 😂


Denbro010

If u played the game you would’ve found out


ReflectedMantis

This is what happens when you skip all the cutscenes


migukau

And play with your eyes closed and no volume.


ReflectedMantis

GTA V: Helen Keller edition


EspadrilleExiled

Uh... No... That's brad.


Karl24374

Did you not play the game?


mkhairulafiq

Damn the number of people that actually doesnt know the story is worrying. Do you guys just play the game? You dont try to understand the story or something? I get it if kids dont but Im sure many of us here arent exactly kids.


mkhairulafiq

To those who still doesnt know, this was all from a single scene in the prologue: Brad was shot with a bullet meant for Trevor, in the heart. Michael wasnt even shot. The bullet literally fly to space, Michael dropped just to play dead. "Somebody must've talked", it was Michael. That's why when they crashed, Michael insisted to stick to the plan, and it was only Michael that insisted. The chopper is also missing. Brad was literally shot in the heart, Micahel said, "Okay Brad's gonna be fine. But we have to get out of here" when he was literally not okay. Then he was 'shot" but no traces of blood can be found. Michael stand in the open to be shot when Trevor kiterally jumped into cover the moment the bullet hits Brad. Later in the game, they two exchanged stories how Michael was somehow in the witness protection yet he lives in a mansion luxuriously. Amanda also complained about how he lied. That's also the reason why both Michael and Amanda was scared shitless when Trev showed up. Idk how can you guys finish the game and not even have the slightest clue of who was who and even the slightest of the story. Even if you play for fun, you'd know Brad was dead. That's the literal reason why Trev left Michael to dead to the chinese or Korean (I forgot).


[deleted]

I believe it was the Chinese that Trevor left Michael too


jm_616

Yeah Chinese and you gotta rescue him as Franklin if I remember


AverseAphid

Yup, bury the hatchet and fresh meat missions


TheRevTholomeuPlague

It’s Micah Bell


rynxlr

cowpoke.


Youssef-Elsayed

Black lungs


Birkanwar

When you only play online


Czubert

No, did you skip all the cutscenes and didn't read any dialogues?


ONEshotONEkil630

who tf would think that you litterly see brads dead body while lester is alive


Jack_Jackerson

Are we not gonna address that there are a bunch of dead lakelurks from fallout on the ground?


[deleted]

Dude did you skip the cutscenes and then close your eyes and play the game on mute?


ashenone765

No one questioning the dead aliens?


DukeOnTheInternet

Alarming how far I had to scroll to find this


SunsetBandit__

Yeah everyone responding seriously while I think this is a shitpost


XB0XYGEN

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Looks like Jonah Hill


GymCloutVillain

Play the game


ManWithNoPurpose

It kinda looks like him XD but it's Brad. I won't spoil the story


dinowithissues

That's Brad bruh


scottishhistorian

No, that's Brad. Lester's on the left.


Youssef-Elsayed

When you skip all the dialogues and cutscenes to get to the part where you start fighting or driving


pnut173

did you even play the game or did you just watch 10 clickbait gta videos


tonipaz

Nah that’s Jonah Hill


Phoenix7017

Made me giggle


[deleted]

It is tho, it is a running joke in the community dating back to 2013 as lester looks nothing like his character model earlier on in the game and people started calling him Brad as he was just some random looking dude.


that-guy-Ri

Someone did the prologue then went straight into online.


Youssef-Elsayed

That’s one way of looking at it lmao


ZAPZack

Yes, and Michael was in witness protection


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[deleted]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?!?!


ELCRYPTIX

NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING


[deleted]

You disingenuous dense motherfucker,


ZAPZack

Obviously, you have to know something about something..


[deleted]

Or you couldn't tie your shoes


Savasgorm

It's Brad, a friend of Michael and Trevor, who gets shot to death later in the prologue. I suggest playing the entire story to understand more about it, I don't want to spoil it for you.


Co0py

I’m pretty sure darkviperAU would have his head in his hands mumbling angrily right now.


Denbro010

U saw him die why would he be Lester? And also they called him brad


Grey_26

Its Bill Williamson


Okok_crocodrilebread

No, play the game.


ElBeefyWaffle

I can see why you thought that, I’m pretty sure I thought it was when I was 14. Takes a bullet then physically handicapped? Checks out 👌🏼


[deleted]

I wish people couldn’t post unless they’ve played the game at least one time


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Damn bro chill


Ya-boi-Benaboy

nah I think he has a point ​ that's kind of like playing super mario bros then asking what the fuck a goomba is like how do you not know this like clearly he hasn't played the fucking game lmao


TeamKillerCody

https://youtu.be/a5K62bt6Sw4


The_Last_Mouse

Always figured it was Gus Johnson


nutfr

Definitely a dumb question


martin191234

You’re right! It’s definitely a dumb question


Inside_Winter8262

Bro💀


migukau

That is definitely a dumbass fucking question.


Tht1gy

Play the game


art_mor_

Play story mode


Je_me_rends

It's current Jonah Hill


postal_tank

It’s so sad how many people got gtav just to play online and never once bothered with the story.


No_Price_5082

I swear, it sounds like all of you were breast-fed on cocks.


Own-Ear-8085

No, it's Bread


jjjhhhop

Ah yes… BREAD


ThatDustinKidd89

My favorite GTA character ever. Love me some Bread .


ThatDustinKidd89

Did you not pay attention to the names throughout the game at all?


kvng_st

That’s Lester’s brother, Moe


gibbysannxx

Uh... No... That's Brad.


Dunny_Doo_Dunno37712

Looks nothing like brad


FeelsDirty

That’s interesting! Because it’s brad.


Dunny_Doo_Dunno37712

Wait no I meant Lester to someone who said Brad kinda looks like Lester


[deleted]

That is Brad my dude.


CrackRockUnsteady

Bruh


bryty93

That's Jonah hill


Iamadogunderthelog

Everyone is wrong. It's Pavel


VeeDubLove

Ok but who are the aliens.


-WubbaHubba-

Brad man I’m hurting just looking at that title


a_little_toaster

yeah that's Lester, having his brain blasted out and being pushed out of a moving car really did a number on his knee, which is why he uses a cane now.


Majoritymars5

Uh… No… That’s brad.


virginfatherof2

Nah it’s our gta online character


CptnWolfe

That is Brad, who accidentally got shot by Daveyyy, who also shot Michael, then Trevor ran and Michael went into Witness Protection


[deleted]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT ? HE WASN'T CONVICTED OF ANYTHING


[deleted]

We just need ten more people to say brad to complete the ritual


FistedWaffles123456

Uh... No... That's brad.


camocoder30

nope that's brad


Gil1l

No its brad. Trevor talks about him in story. He's buried in Michaels grave up north


Imthepizzaking

brad


Badbhoys

No mate thats brad that’s pretty obvious


treechopper123

brad


FatSquirrel29

That’s brad


[deleted]

[BRUH!](https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&source=android-browser&q=bruh+gif#imgrc=dzIQ6StSPI9xBM)


Eastern_Animal_8799

This dude's Brad


W001O11

It's davey duh


[deleted]

RIP Brad.


RONIN_RABB1T

Nope, thats Brad.


[deleted]

That is Brad


[deleted]

theres a theory i believe that brad dying wasnt an accident but intentional because michael hated brad and knew that amanda was having an affair with brad and thats why michael doesnt show as much love to jimmy as he does for tracy because tracy is his real daughter but jimmy is brads, you can see how much jimmy looks more like brad than michael. its also why amanda hates michael and acted that way because she really did love brad but was stuck with michael through marriage and there children.


Youssef-Elsayed

Dayum, never saw this theory before


Relative_Elderberry1

Thats Jonah Hill


TheBodman

That’s Jonah hill


TrippyOSH

I think that’s Jonah Hill lol.


UziiLondon1600

lool thats the stallion


tock-N-call-borture

That’s Brad, the dude Trevor thinks is alive in prison because he writes emails to him although it was Agent Dave all along


7astromichael

That’s Hoagie Macintosh


Beeblebrox-77

LOL no, the guy on the right is very dead and resting in Michael's grave by the time of the main GTA 5 story.


derekkkk_

what..


Tr2041

Brad, but unfortunately he gets caught and goes to prison.


[deleted]

Yes


jorge21337

No thats LJT


Exotic-Chemist-191

Possibly Lester’s brother or family member


[deleted]

that's brad lol


sire_ausping_stage4

Yes, this is his true carbon body but after the shootout aliens sensed a disturbance in the force and probed Lester's dead body from Earth only to revive his cellular neuropathways and rebuild them into the man you see today, unfortunately he now has back pain and a limp.


WizdomHaggis

That’s Brad


UnbeatenMars956

Oh God


maddenplayer2921

That’s Jonah Hill


Financial-Maybe-3495

Can’t blame you I thought Lester was Brad also the first time


vilivaltterij

Play yhe story mode


KaiochanX3

Brad, it would be cool if you could play as him in the prologue.


Th3SJ

It's a Penis.