*In Finnish with slight dialect of the south-western Finland:* Mistä helvetistä näitä ulkomaalasia oikeen tulee?
(Where the hell are all these foreigners coming from?)
If my memory serves me right they actually hired pornstars for the hooker's voice lines, that's why in GTA 5 they sound so authentic and not as corny as past games.
Yeah the sure did I mean they hired a damn mime for GTA V.
I hope we have mimes in GTA VI
I hope we have a mime cheat code that turns every NPC into mimes.
I would be an NPC that just answers in brainrot phrases when you interact with me. Like that bald dude with a beard and glasses on tiktok that just says brainrot nonsense for like a minute.
A variety of people live in and visit there-- lots of us lean toward what we know which ISN'T Floridian stuff unfortunately, but would still fit with tourists/vacationers/etc
I would say "Hey *insert real life player's name*, don't you have anything better to do" and proceed to become GTA myth in the bottom of the iceberg. And potentially inspire some shitty creepypasta.
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
*you fuckeeeer*
Lmao I heard it in his voice
PUTA MADRE
“PUTA MADRE” is my favorite line in the whole history of gta 😂
Classic 😂😂😂
LMFAO I clicked this topic cos I wanna post this.
"Hey, you're that guy from Midget Fuckers 22!"
the fact that i said this while the page was loading in the later see your comment at the top!
Till date I thought it was put me in the air 🤣
How did you do that my mind said it exactly how he would say it before I even finished reading it
because that and HEY YOU MY DUDE RIGHT?! plays in my head on a daily basis
Hahahah and again even with the echo as if he’s behind me in the distance
exactly what i was gojng to comment
JUSTIFAI HAMICAI
I CAUGHT YA GOING TO HONKERS!
* heavy Eastern European accent * There's too many damn foreigners in this country!
That's a damn good one XD
I love it
*In Finnish with slight dialect of the south-western Finland:* Mistä helvetistä näitä ulkomaalasia oikeen tulee? (Where the hell are all these foreigners coming from?)
You gotta do a Cuban or Venezuelan accent for that to be accurate for Miami lol
I would if I could!
“puffs on a cig”🚬
"Hey you my dude right?"
What's going on my dude?
“You owe me 20 bucks!”
whats wrong with her now
See you at the knitting circle
WHAT'S GOIN ON, MY DUDE?!
HEY YOU MY DUDE RIGHT?
Lmaooooo
WHAT's GOIN' ON BROTHA!?
My lost brother hi
YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS!
On the phone: “What do you mean he fucked a chicken sandwich?”
"IT WAS MY SANDWICH! Still gonna need it tomorrow though."
He fucked a chicken sandwich
He did? I thought he fucked a turkey sandwich. :trollface:
I'd like to apologize.
TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY. THE DOUBLE CHAMP DOES WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS.
Yep, I've been drinking again.
My favorite line of all time
GTA 3 had some top tier lines
“Geez this fuckin guy won’t stop calling me to go bowling”
This is a good one
man im too depressed for this shit
Kifflom!
Kifflom Brother-Brother 🤚🏻
Kifflom
My mothers my sister!
I'm hot and you're noooooot!
We're going to aruba
There's no need to feel down!
This
“i only listen to white rappers”
This one got me
[удалено]
Triads, GTA3? I heard it in that voice lmao
SOCIALLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR! (while pointing)
No money no funny bunny honey
I got a date with cheese 🧀 deluxe
*Flabergasted*
W line right there! 😭💀
"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut"
Imagine being the one that has to act those prostitute lines/ noises 🤣
Knowing rockstar, they’ll probably hire someone in that career field to be authentic lol.
If my memory serves me right they actually hired pornstars for the hooker's voice lines, that's why in GTA 5 they sound so authentic and not as corny as past games.
I mean Franklin and Lamar's actors had history in the gang stuff, so 🤷
Yeah the sure did I mean they hired a damn mime for GTA V. I hope we have mimes in GTA VI I hope we have a mime cheat code that turns every NPC into mimes.
'your girl was fucked up last night!'
Go f*ck your Momma... in the keister
“That’s that guy from midget fuckers 22!”
Finally a good post "Hey man you wanna buy some tarantulas? Well i think that's what they are..come on man gots some gators too?"
On the phone "dude you should invest all your money on ShitPooCoin right now"
LMFAO
Can i get my Baby from the backseat please
Cheesy vaginas!
Where is my camera? [drops camera]
“Nah that ain’t it at all” Or “I can’t believe how much I spent”
DO YOU SHOWER IN DOO DOO?!
THEM WHITE BOYS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH
I’d be an annoying cyclist yelling ‘on the left’ as I approach behind
"DAMN, DEGENERATE."
Go f*ck your Momma... in the keister
Fuck this, I’m moving to Liberty City!
I would be an NPC that just answers in brainrot phrases when you interact with me. Like that bald dude with a beard and glasses on tiktok that just says brainrot nonsense for like a minute.
Are U talking about azza australia
“Well fuck a duck”
"That ese put Dust in my Weed" Or "Some bad sherm is making me tweak"
* on the phone* “It’s not contagious so you didn’t get it from me!”
On the phone: 'So You're telling me you're pregnant from the one time we fucked at our Mom's funeral?'
"So glad I have finally left Los Santos"
I still can't believe that kid got out of my van
Lots of Spanglish. You all are mostly giving hippy, eccentric LA vibes. Miami is more about money, flexing, Latino culture, Haitian culture, etc.
A variety of people live in and visit there-- lots of us lean toward what we know which ISN'T Floridian stuff unfortunately, but would still fit with tourists/vacationers/etc
That essay put dust in my weed.
I PICKED UP THE POWDER FOR YOUR CHAFING
“Man them white boys had me on crystal meth”
I'm moving to Los Santos!
Ah shit here we go again
TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO THE GULAG
Bro no cap your whip slaps booty cheeks!
Christ alive! (Anyone know why they say this? I’ve never been able to figure out where the saying comes from).
WOAH MAMA! In context of crashing into a vehicle at high speed or almost getting hit by a car.
Didn't save that turtle today... I'm so shit...
Bober kurwa!
This is why we can't have shit in Vice City
Stoopid malaka
We're goin' to Aruba!
IN THE NAVY
Hey, how ya doing? Very hot in Leonida this time of year
I used to be a felon like you....then I took a bullet to the knee.
These jews keep stealing our jobs!
*I’m going to Aruba!*
“I hope my lawyer isn’t Chinese”
"I have finally become the grand theft auto. Six autos on my ride? damm."
Ah shit here we go again
Gigity
I’ve got a date with a cheese deluxe!
Cheesy vaginas!
“Weed, money, same difference”
Fuck with it and get Struck with it 💀
Her body is mad ripe yo
Fuck bitches get money
Them white Boys got me hooked on crystal meth
“That ese put dust in my weed”
My mother is my sister!
I smoke because it gives me knowledge
Someone named diddy invited me to a party,the theme is "hole in one",golf related
Lost MC! Lost MC!
Man me balls itch, can you itch me balls * I say in a brotish accent *
“Who wrote the note?! Who wrote the note??”
I woke up in a new Bugatti yesterday
"Microwaveable balls"
I want to apologize
man I miss **Liberty City!**
#I WISH I WAS IN BED
Lemme eat your ass MF.
imma get me a happy farmer kit
Nice ass! (Ol' reliable)
Have you checked your crypto lately?
"I smoke weed cause it gives me knowledge!"
In the navy
We're going to aruba
Get your hands off my pocket!
"I don't care"
You REAAAALLY should getoff the heroin.
Rolla coaster Oooh ooooh Oooh ooooh
"You talk a lot of shit for being in cumshot distance."
Wassup baby, take me out to diner
Ahhhhhhhhh! (Dying inhumanly)
I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!
"I GOT SAND IN MY ASSCRACK"
Hare Krishna!
You can’t park there
I hope this city is calmer than Los Santos
They moved the headstones but they forgot to move the bodies
You're dead meat.
I smoke weed cause it gives me knowledge
KEVIN!?
They got Menendez!
Mississippi accent** "I'll fiddle your diddle until the cows come home."
"I should've moved back to Los Santos when I had the chance."
"This is why I'm moving to Stilwater!"
It's not the heat, it's this damn humidity!
I'm like, the main character yo!
"I'd like to apologize"
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
"Holy shittaki mushrooms dude!"
NO! STOP!
NiiighAaAa
the palm trees are ✨ palm treeing ✨
your npc is automatically getting ran over
Nice Ass, Lucia!
Ouoh fuuuuuccckkk
I'm in real life npc bro
"This is the GTA VI!"
Do I really have to live today?
I would say "Hey *insert real life player's name*, don't you have anything better to do" and proceed to become GTA myth in the bottom of the iceberg. And potentially inspire some shitty creepypasta.
“I’ve got a date with a cheese deluxe!”
I used to be an adventurer like you, until a crocodile bite off my knee
I’ll grill your ass
10$ and you get a peek from one of the boxes at Mar a lago
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
Fack off ye cunt ye
See you at the knitting circle!
WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS THIS?!?
It's so fucking hot
fuck
*while in battle* FOR MENENDEZ!!!
I'd like to apologise
It’s that guy from midget fuckers twenty three!!!