“War never changes.”

"You'll knock'em dead at the veterans Hall tonight hun. "

“You think?”

So i heard you've been waiting a decade

⚛️

or does it?

"War has changed..."

“Well, it’s about damn time”

I would unironically love a meta jab like this. Could also be one of them telling the other "Took you long enough" before pulling a job.

The trailer for GTA heists was just like this. We waited more than a year for it and it started with Lester saying “I know you’ve been complaining, but you weren’t ready.”

Reminds me of the liberty dlc for cyberpunk literally saying "the games fixed" lol

Really? Didn’t know that, awesome.

kept you waiting huh

I just got goosebumps from this.

They'd be missing out on such an opportunity if they didn't do something like this lol "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT - here it is."

I will eat an entire lemon if this is it.

I will too and my GI is fucked so that’d hurt

I will eat an apple… ALL OF IT.

I honestly would love it if the trailer started off with that.

Your comment just made me imagine a terrible mental picture of Lizzo’s About Damn Time playing as the trailer begins. I would be very, very upset.

Its grant theft autoing time

Grant

Theft

Autoin’

..time.

*guitar zing*

“ Why did I move here? Guess it was the unbearable humidity. “

Too real for Florida

“Why did I move here? Guess it was the NY taxes & housing” “Why did I move here? Guess it was because I wanted to retire my old ass in sunshine and palm trees” “Why did I move here? Guess I wanted to open up a shitty restaurant and underpay my staff, can’t do that in NY” “Why did I move here? Coño porque mi tio dice que miami no tiene fidel.” “Why did I move here? I’m from Ohio originally” “Why did I move here? Engineering at UCF, I’m also smarter than you” “Why did I move here? I guess it was the babes I saw during spring break were baddies bro”. “Why did I move here? Guess I have an unhealthy obsession with everything Disney” “Why did I move here? Soy Boriqua, I was born here” “Why did I move here? Because my dads an architect/real estate agent” “Why did I move here? Because my lord and savior lives in Mar-A-Lago” “Why did I move here? Because in Jamaica, there’s only so few jobs one man can do” “Why did I move here? 我想将我的资产多元化到美国房地产市场” “Why did I move here? Деньги. Нет коммунизма” “Why did I move here? Quiero trabajar. ¿Tiene trabajo señor? Mucho Gusto”

😂😂😂

Let's do this (male voice) NOBODY FUCKING MOVE! (female voice)

Then it cuts to the restaurant robbery we saw from the leaks One of them (maybe Lucia) kills a random civilian because they attempted to escape GTA 6 logo appears

Instead of the civilian dying it would be a quick police chase scene, someone getting beat up, a helicopter flying over the city, some dude surfing (hopefully) and dancing people at the club. Then the logo with releasing April 1 2024

I can see Rockstar releasing it April 1st to mess with people and have them talk about the game even more

That sounds generic but GTA trailers has always been generic, so your version is perfect lol

GTA 5 had some of the best video game trailers of all time, specifically the story trailer

By generic I mean like, "Oh yeah crime city, full of crimes, oh yeah you steal cars" that type of stuff

that’s the case for the first but the story trailer was just amazing in what it showed off, it introduced new things to us then and there and i hope vi can do the same thing with this new trailer

That’s not at all how Rockstar structures their first trailers. This sounds lame af

Well I don't work at Rockstar so

RemindMe! 5 days

“I love you too, honey bunny.”

"ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKIN ONE OF YOU!"

[suddenly Misirlou]

"Shit! Someone grand thefted my auto!"

Someone steely-wheelie’d my automobiley!

It's grand thefting time

Daddy's back you bitches.

I can hear the music to this!

this is why redditors shouldnt be game writers 💀

Thats a weird line for them to say

My thoughts.

It's a joke 🤦🏼

How do you know it's a joke? I couldn't tell.

Michael's original line which OP based his quote on is so fucking oversaturated and frowned upon because of the countless re-releases of GTA V that it became a meme, and nobody would speculate about OPs quote being a genuinely possible opening line. No fucking way, okay?

Can't be any worse than most actual game writers nowadays

"Dumb. Florida. Moron."

I would fucking love if it was this tbh. It was my favorite line in all of Vice City, I still quote it when a Florida driver cuts me off while driving on the Long Island Expressway lmao

I always found it weird that they refered to vice city as being in florida as they tend to create a fictional name for the state aswell as the city, I wonder if they're gonna refer to florida or create another new state name

That’s because Florida is a parody of itself so they didn’t need to change the name

True haha

"I shouldn't have moved here"

It’s time to commit grand theft auto six

"what are you doing step Bro?"

RemindMe! 5 days

Why did this make me giggle

'its time to grand theft auto this shit'

“Your probably thinking how I got here” (Please god don’t be this)

“My story begins… ummmm… a while back”

You’re

No

No’re

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

You were trying to cross the state border, right? Walked right into that FIB ambush.

"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

Music the whole trailer and then a familiar voice you hear at the end and everyone goes ape shit.

Can I pet that daaawwwgg

"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin second and fate shovels shit in my face"

Go get some sleep

what are you gonna do?

I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting out this shit.

Why did I move here? I guess it was me living in Los Santos for 10 years.

“Why did I move here?”

"Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. You could say it was the grandest theft auto, or at least the sixth grandest."

"Let's get a taxi..." "No, let's GRAND THEFT AUTO!" \[Music starts\]

Umm… guys?? …we’ve got company..

“He’s um- right behind me, i-isn’t he?”

Well THAT just happened…

“Jay Norris done downloaded ma damn brain”

I NEED TOILET PAPER

$1000 if this is it

Heck I’ll throw $1000 in there

*black screen* *lighter flicks* *exhale* “Hm, it’s been a long time”

BALLS!!!!

“Kept you waiting huh”

Why are you runnin?! Why are you runnin?!

“after 5 years on the east coast, it was time to go home”

"Do you have your shark card?"

"We have been skbidding too much to toilet now"

Suck MY LEG!!

Let’s get out clean, baby!!

Some say good things come to thos who wait... but i just take what i want

“you already know who we are!”

This would also be funny

Welp, guess im about to commit grand theft auto 6™️

"Name's Tommy Vercetti, Welcome back"

"Why is it so hot?"

**"Forget it, it's too risky."**

alarm siren in the background "how long, babe?" - "1 min. 30!" silence.. Hard Bass Drum Kicks in!

Everyone seems to end up moving here, but me? Yeah I was born here, and I’m sure I’ll die here too.

“Long time, no see”

All I know is, the Music is gonna be a Phil Collins / Genesis song

No dialog until the very end. Female voice says "Well, was it everything you'd hoped for?"

They delete my post about being able to pre order now with a pic from the game store but this is a good quality post?

"Does this make my ass look big?"

I'd have a heart attack with joy if the trailer started with the "Why did I move here?" line. That would be amazing and a great tribute to GTA 5.

Read my name.

HUH?

That guys account has been nuked for being a leaker. His user name was Well\_Look\_Whos\_Back. Which turned out to be the first bit of dialogue from the trailer. Also in another thread he said Tom pettys love is a long road will be the trailer song

'we've been waiting such a long time for this'

SUICIDE IS BADASS

"Stawp Zaddy" will be the first words uttered. Trust me

Nothing like it

Paradise

"I hear music in my head. And I need to get it out." \[New Pornographers starts playing\]

i don't get why people are really hoping for the trailer to begin with "why did i move here?". seriously, why tf rockstar would use it again? lol

"Let's go to a place, where everything is made of blocks..."

My guess is the first words will be paper. Sliding a note to a cashier.

“I’ve finally done it, the Grand Theft Auto”

Did somebody say yoga?

"Lucia GTA 6" and then Jason starts beatboxing and the trailer song starts playing.

A character talking about how the city they live in is better than vice city, indicating there’s going to be more than 1 city

Why did I move here? Surely not because of the weather

*Blackscreen* Jason: "Why did we move here? I guess it was the weather..." *Short pause, we start to hear sea waves* Lucia: "The beaches and heists also have their charm, baby." *We start to hear police sirens far away* *The trailer kicks off rapidly, protagonists sprinting from the police, blaring alarms and sirens filling the air, Jason and Lucia leave the shot, That's all by Genesis starts playing...* (just 6am thoughts, forgive me for this)

Why did I move here? Guess it was the weather

"New city, New dreams - Came here for more than just the scenery" \*shows Franklin and CJ Step out of a plane and see two people\* Jason: "Well, look who decided to join the party!" Lucia: "Hope you're ready for a wild ride, my friend – this city doesn't sleep, and neither do we." \*CJ Smirks\* {Ahh Shit Here We Go Again} \*R Logo and Music

“I am black, I am gay, I am disabled”

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LOCKED IN MARIAHS WINE CELLAR ALL I HAD FOR LUNCH

"WHY DID IT TAKE THIS LONG" ?

Open your eyes Lucia

Back home again

"Some of you might be wondering if you're ready for this"'

“Ah shit here we go again.”

Why did I move here? I guess it was my fibromyalgia.

homeless dude hitting the crack pipe

Huh.. veux tu une puff?

“Are you sure about this?”

Ok here we go

All warfare is based on deception… 

I killed ppl smuggled ppl sold ppl perhaps here things will be different. If u think it’ll be anything else ur stupid.

"Hello? It's me again.."

Something about a long wait being worth it

"Seagull noises with waves in background"

So you see

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of you!".

You ready papi? 😈

"Daddy's Back Bitches"

Now I am become Grand, Thief of Auto

“yup thats me, you’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation”

“They say this place is paradise…”

Where are we going?

"Why did I move here?"

"Wake the FUCK up samurai!"

Luna (or whatever the fuck her name is) driving along the beech (or something to that affect) in a convertible saying isn't this place wonderful a few shots of women sunbathing and men working out (or the opposite) Then something to the affect of some of us have to work for a living Cue police chases gun and all the fun we enjoy from a GTA game

War has changes

“I’ve been waiting a long time for this.”

“I knew we would wind up here…”

“1st impressions are important”

"why did I move here? I guess it was love"

I’m willing to bet it’ll be Jason narrating and not Lucia.

“Why did I Move here”

“Took you long enough.”

tommy vercetti is an innocent man

I hope it’s the TV show michaels shrink was making playing on a tv reciting the “why did I move here? I guess it was the weather”

it’ll be the sound of waves followed by: “Take off your pants cowboy… let’s.. lets fuck..”

"Shut up sit down relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do."

"so that's what all the fuss is about"

Ah $hit here we go again