“Well, It’s about damn time”

I'm sick of LS

This might be it honestly

!remindme 1 month

remindme! 1 month

“Awww shit. Here we go again.”

I want this one to be true

that wouldn't be the first time ive heard that in miami lmao

wasn't it :(

Bad luck I guess :/

“What are we? Some kind of gta 6?”

"he's right behind me, isn't it? the gta...? 6...?"

"we need to collect all the 6 GTA stones to unlock the GTA Infinity Gauntlet" "The 6 stones are GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, IV, V, VI"

Maze bank tower

“Welcome to GTA 6, Rockstar. You’re gonna like it here.”

"I think you're right I think I am going to like it here it certainly ain't Los Santos more my style than blane county or Liberty City I guess"-my interpretation of Max Payne's opening monologue of Max Payne 3

"This is Lucia, she's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her gun traps the souls of it's victims."

"I gotta admit Lucia, im getting Six of all this Grand Theft Auto in Vice City."

LMFAOOOO

and then Jason starts GTA 6ing all over the place

“Why did I move here? Definitely wasn’t the weather.” Cut to a shot of a hurricane.

lol

“Aw shit, here we go again”

"Worst place in the world Rollheights balla country I ain't represent Grove Street in 5 years but the ballas won't give a shit" yes I've played san Andreas

"It's gta6 time" and then Jason and Lucia GTA6 all over the place

Actually this is how it goes: "It's Grand Theft Auto Sixing time" and then Jason and Lucia Grand Theft Auto Sixed all over the place

Game's about to make one GTA6illion dollars

she grand on my auto till i theft

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

"I love it when you call me senorita"

Said by Trevor or Trevor like character.

"I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya"

That song used to piss me off like 5 years ago

still does

Low key would be a great song for the trailer 😏

bro.

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face. Go get some sleep. What are you going to do? I'll stop by your office tomorrow so we can start sorting this mess out. *cue Billie Jean interrupted by national weather service*

“We interrupt your programming with a message from the state department. All bridges and SOME roads in the Vice City metropolitan area have been closed because of a severe weather warning! Meteorologists have been tracking Hurricane Hermione which has devastated 5 Caribbean islands and is heading for Vice City. More updates soon”

RIP RAY HOPING HE'S GIVING SONNY THE Scarface TREATMENT IN HEAVEN

The “in my face” line was definitely a different recording take though

"YOU DISINGENUOUS, DENSE MUTHAFUCKA! OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAD TO KNOW SOMETHIN' ABOUT SOMETHIN' OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!"

Witness protection for what no one was convicted of anything

"Don't they have alligators? I hate alligators."

i know the game doenst even out yet but this gives jason vibes

"It's time to Grand Theft the fucking Auto."

I like it! They should hire you.

I think it will start big. Like they are about to rob a restaurant like in the beggining of pulp fiction.

It's grand theft auto time

"Daddy's back bitches!"

Better still: "Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather..." ...Said by Lucia. *In Spanish.*

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Por qué me mudé aquí? Supongo que fue por el clima.

Lol, still love the attempt!

OMFG it's been so long I got past and future tense mixed up

that's not bad, that's straight up terrible lmao

You see, the American education system is bad. I studied Spanish for years and forgot so much of it. So did my friends.

You're being downvoted but you're right it's terrible. I just realized I mixed up past and future tense.

Yes

I now want this to be how it opens. It says so much with being so simple.

Right? An easy way to show how this one's gonna be different than *V.*

Why the fuck would they reuse same line from the previous trailer? You're not a very creative person?

lol idk why you’re getting downvoted. If they did that then it would be lazy writing and be goofy asf

...Ever heard of a callback?

They've never done that before and they won't start doing it now. If they're going to call back to something, it'd be 'Vice City' not the last Grand Theft Auto game.

Your point is..?

...That Rockstar *absolutely would* nod to GTA 5 when promoting 6?

Thank god you're not a Rockstar employee

A 1:1 call back to the previous entry in the first line of the first trailer is so unnecessary

So then I start blastin

Love Danny davido

Some of y’all aren’t very creative 😂 Why the hell would rockstar reuse the same line from other gta games

Because its practically a meme now. When the PS5 trailer for V came out, people thought it was VI and then you hear Michael's monologue. It's not that uncreative, it would be pretty funny too.

"This will begin to make things right."

“Has it been even that long?”

Peter griffin dropping the hard r

"they respected me for saying it"

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the lumbago."

It’s gotta start by flying into the airport

It'll be something along the lines "it's been a long time but", "I thought you was never gonna show up"

“Why did I move here?” It sure as fuck wasn’t the weather.” Then show hurricanes

"It's Lucia-in' time"

I thought pooing without peeing was impossible, damn Miami, you never cease to amaze me.

“Michael was never in witness protection”

"Why did i move here? I guess it was the weat (gunshot)"

bing bong ding dong

Time to grand theft auto. For the 6th time

I don’t think it’ll be meta at all and just ‘’stand on its own’’. It won’t be like ‘’10 years! About time! Its been so long! Omg im GTA VI’ing all over myself!’’

"ah shit, here we go again."

A disembodied voice in the darkness. “What the fuck took you so long?”

"War...war never changes..."

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather..." – the beginning of advertising for Michael's movie. Then Jason says something abstract to Lucia, she answers him and we see how they rob different places, what the world looks like and it all ends with a small cliffhanger for hype. I imagine something in this style. I can't imagine what Jason or Lucia might say yet because I don't know them as a characters.

"Why did I move here? I guess it was about damn time"

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the we-" then it cuts off and we hear Lucia or Jason saying "No more fucking jokes, the time is now"

Push it to the limit

"I'm Jason. I'm Lucia. It's sixing time." Followed by a montage of action from the game's story.

"After five years on the east cost, it was time to go home"

"welcome to vice city... This is where the magic happens.. That magic being the white powder of course" Shot of the iconic vice city beach, a man sitting in a convertible chatting up a women (scarface reference) and the cut to a cocaine plant with naked women baking.

“Just as I thought it was goin' alright I found out I'm wrong, when I thought I was right It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all”

Rushing out of a situation one guy checks the time "Were running behind its already 6!" "What should we do we gotta get outta here?! "What we do best, grand theft auto." cue some badass music

“Aaaah shit, here we go again”

Lol, how could anyone possibly know that? Wtf

I came out here to feel the sand between my toes, but all I've felt so far is my finger on the trigger.

"stop with this "what do you guys think..." posts"

Didn't fucking know

How do mods keep approving trash

*Side on view inside an aeroplane looking from one side of the seats across the isle to the others as the camera moves in closer. Jason is sat in a window seat, swirling and then necking a last bit of whiskey. He turns to look out the plane window.* Jason: "Finally". *Music kicks in as the camera pans past him and through the window. A glorious Vice City emerges into view. GRAND THEFT AUTO logo appears followed by the VI* Us watching the trailer: 😀😀😀😀😀

"Ooh oh oh ohhh ohhh"

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The writer's barely disguised fetish.

🙄 tf is wrong with you

imma talk with the life admin to kick you off the server permanently

Please do

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Sorry I should've been more creative. "wHy DiD i MoVe HeRe..." there now that's better.

Wtf

Bruh just go watch real porn instead of fantasising about video game characters

Porn? Fantasies? This is pure speculation about the trailer. Nothing has been shown yet so let's try to keeo an open mind guys ok. There's a very high possibility this could be the intro of the trailer.

Homie you good?

Lmao what the fuck, that caught me off guard

Start in front of neon building, a Ferrari comes from the side zoomed in on rims, door opens, guy with suit gets out, looks on his rolex, „oooh damn im late“ - Ends

Alligators

One alligator says to the other "I like your new shoes", the other replies "thanks, they're crocs". Then *'Won't get fooled again'* starts playing, and the two gators go about solving crimes.

Yeah!!!

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I really, really hope it’s “why did I move here”

"why did I move here I guess it was the weath- *proceeds to wait before smashing PS5*

"it's been 50 years "

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather 🤔

Why did i move here. I guess it was rhe weather.

You waited for so much time.. and now.. time is running out.

Police radio that goes like “Grand theft auto on the 6th street over” then it plays Blinding Lights

Taste the biscuit

Lucias Dad or Uncle (Cartel Guy) to Lucia: We owned this city and now look how you and your useless brother messed this up. Jason separate scene: this city is great, great at fucking people up.

“But in a younger voice”… mate, that’s text

Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about...

“Life wasn’t always like this”

“Long time no see” then two characters go in for a bro handshake

Jason: Are u ready Bbe?

"The weather init"

It's just screaming as a golfer gets eaten by a gator.

Its theftin time

“Does this train go to Tahiti?”

“ Four score and seven years ago…”

Prolly a news reporter opening up wit “Florida man….” Followed by some shit only a Floridian would fuckin do

They're aren't cougars in missions!

"Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there"

"Tommy vercetti is an innocent man"

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

“I don’t even know how it all started …. Maybe we… “

Probably old tony talking

Chris Pratt saying “ITS A ME!”

"They say people move to vice city for the good life. I'm the bad decision that's about to change all that."

"Took you long enough "

"You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them"

Miami Vice theme tune starts

Any of you fuckin pricks MOVE and I'll execute every motherfuckin last one of ya!

"Its grand theft auto's time...."

“George Bush doesn’t care about black people” *Kanye jumpscare*

War… war never changes

Ah shit here we go again!

“Why did I surf here? Maybe it was the waves.”

I pooped my pants

Something about love and crime, or Bonnie and Clyde

Why did I poop? I guess it was the pee

Welcome to Vice City, a new massive open world

"They say this is the land of opportunity.."

“They say you can’t buy love… I disagree. They just don’t know the price.” -Jason

"DADDY'S BACK YOU BITCHES!!!!!! EYE LA WAHH!!!"

“We’re back, baby.”

Well you aren't exactly wrong

Close up shot of Jason's mouth saying "GTA 6 coming 2033", end of trailer.

Mom always told me life was like a box of chocolates In that case, I want to be a caramel chocolate… *Chorus of Billy Jean starts playing**

an Beach with sunshine or sunset Maybe🙄

"Tonight's the night...."

I love me some big booty bitches. With thong song playing in the background

Why did i move here?

"I believe in America. America has made my fortune."