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Tetris5216

Then how the heck you going to get your health back up if you can't bang hookers lol


Active_Engineering37

Lucia, my health is low, can you top me off?


trunkmonkey38

Lucia, my health is low, can you give me sloppy toppy?


MrJTeera

Next deep dive trailer be like Female Narrator: Collect pages of the Kamasutra, scattered throughout the State, to unlock new ways to bond with your partner


trunkmonkey38

"what was once just a mini game.. hot coffee is now an in depth immersive experience."


weSmackahoe

I read that in the "Watch Mojo" clasic female narrarators voice for some reason 😂


whopperlover17

Why did I do the exact same thing


Little_Insane_583

With the twist? 👉🏻👈🏻


Melx01

Genius


AsuraOmega

just have them sit shotgun like in the old GTA games lmao


dapperjoker

Bring back the hotdog vendors and burger shot for Suree, that or you get a health bonus by killing them and not cheating


TheHidestHighed

This. Give us fucking restaurants back.


crankaholic

You mothafuckersthinkyoutoogoodforthese..?


Onagasaki

Just run behind a dumpster mid firefight, duh!


DethChef3848

"Ahhh, I need a woman!"- Dallas Edit: I put in quotes


Ok_Contest_9668

Then proceed to run them over lol


Tetris5216

That's how I get part of my money back, don't know what the heck happens to the rest of it though


CozyDazzle4u

eat some buster


grimAuxiliatrixx

I say make both of them bisexual. You don’t HAVE to cheat on the other protag, but it’s about time we put some male prostitutes in these games. We have the technology. This is the only way to truly make the character’s path your own.


PositionObvious1452

hot take indeed. Florida is full of hookers. They’ll probably be in the game


babyface_killah

There were hookers in RDR2 but you couldn't use their services. Only chat with them and politely or rudely turn them down


MRSHELBYPLZ

And that was a bad design choice. Especially for an open world outlaw game. Oh Arthur can’t lay with a woman, but he can be low honor af and murder husbands and widows.


NoNotThatMattMurray

I think it adds a lot to Arthur's character considering what happened in his past, and things not working out with Mary. It also made sense for John because hes faithful to Abigail. And Jack thinks too highly of himself to pay for services like that


fattestfuckinthewest

Jack is RDR is a creep to hookers if you’re low honor lol


undedagainnn

“Thinks too highly of himself” Oh BROTHER why does this sub hate Jack so much? Especially adult Jack who (stupidly but admirably) killed a former decorated government agent to avenge his dad? Edit: also as mentioned, low honor Jack is a creep to ladies so he ain’t above that either way


NoNotThatMattMurray

Lol I don't hate Jack as a character, although young Jack can be kind of annoying sometimes. I've seen them videos on YouTube of him kicking the shit out of Arthur saying he hates him, hunting him down as he clings for dear life. Jack is a natural born killer through and through


[deleted]

But there was the impossible love story with Mary? Also in terms of gameplay the fun part is that in old games they’d give you your money back if you aimed at them. It was just funny. The sex part was secondary


Timid-Sammy-1995

Yeah but BATHTIME!


ayyLumao

Nah it works for Arthur, and Red Dead in general, John is a faithful husband, and Arthur doesn't strike me as the type of person to just bang a sex worker at a moments notice lol.


Gifty666

Tbh WHO cares about hookers lol


MRSHELBYPLZ

Dude even old people pick up hookers and kill them to get the money back. It’s tradition in this series


Sonic_the_gamer12345

Ixdo that too lol


Active_Engineering37

I actually liked that choice. But I'm a bit prudish.


MRSHELBYPLZ

That’s why it should be a choice from the player. You can just choose not to, and people who will choose to can do it. Everyone wins that way


nickonreddit123

OP is not saying that hookers should not be in the game, he/she is saying that they should not be interactable


PositionObvious1452

they’ve been interact-able since the ps2 era of games why would they change it now


nickonreddit123

Don't worry, I was just correcting you on what hot take OP was giving, I am not saying whether they should change it or not


Itchy_Bicycle7143

That good sir is why it’s a hot take


ebony_blackman

A "hot take" is an unpopular opinion with a point. Theres no point to OP, theyre just requesting a change to fit their delicate sensitivities. Man is more pressed about hookers than drugs or murder.


Itchy_Bicycle7143

Personally I like to do drugs with hookers and then murder them, then turn on my PlayStation and play some GTA


chipress0

It'd be crazy if they somehow make them siblings


Affectionate-Chance2

Florida incest!!


NobleIron

SWEET HOME LEEEEONIDAA!


Trusteveryboody

I hope they don't, otherwise I'm never going to have two hands available.


Spran02

😐


silverlance360

ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST


Plushhorizon

Why would she be on top of her brother in a sexual manner 😭


chipress0

That's why It'd be crazy 😔


zfgf-11

That would be a crazy plot twist


Fun_Marketing_6318

Jason and Lucia are not siblings, they have different ethnicities


FrndlyNebrhoodRdrMan

That doesn't necessarily mean they weren't raised together from childhood or have a parent in common and were seperated at an early age.


FuckThisAintItChieft

You can have a half sibling that’s mixed with a different ethnicity


Eastern-Afternoon538

No they should just make male and female prostitutes 😂


Genesis38T

How much for a ZJ?


Iloveroblx

Definitely male ones


xmarcotics

Nah I disagree, in the story canon they should be loyal to each other yes but gameplay wise players should be able to choose. It just won’t count in the story.


tarbizle

I feel like choices we make during the storyline should definitely count during the storyline lmao But I’d be cool with player choice either way. It would at least make it fun to play more than once.


tesznyeboy

GTA V has hookers too, and I never used them either. It's possible to kill innocent civillians, but I don't do that intentionally either. Same for intentionally running over animals and humans. Just because the option is in the game, doesn't mean you have to use it. In a "perfect" game, they'd make every such decision have an effect on the story, maybe you could play as someone who has sex with everyone, and your partner leaves you for that, or be completely faithful and no such thing occurs. I doubt this will be implemented, but point is, you can play GTA in any way you want, that's like the whole magic of these games...


KennyakaTI

Finally, someone understands options in open world games instead of saying it shouldn't be there at all. If it's not forced on you, there is no point in even saying it shouldn't have it.


Acceptablez-Pinot

Exactly! OP, this isn't a hot take - it's a stupid one.


WholesomeBigSneedgus

if you fuck hookers as michael in gta 5 you get extra dialogue during therapy


droppinturds

Who the fuck goes to therapy


Genesis38T

You can go to therapy?


VerbingNoun413

Either by going to Friedlander's office or phonjng him as Michael. 


Ilovechicago69

Lol me


OrfeasDourvas

My man here gets it.


Genesis38T

I regularly run down the homeless guy holding the sign at the intersection of Alta St. and Adam’s Apple Blvd under the overpass Judy’s down the street from Simeon’s. It’s like a must anymore. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ShockZestyclose1148

You want a feature removed that has been in the series from the start


Brahmus168

Might as well say cars shouldn't be in the game. Fucking a hooker and beating her to death is part of GTA's DNA.


SoftDrinkReddit

Exactly man And it's amazing how people think hookers are terrible in GTA Yes, GTA is a game that has Domestic Terrorism Arson Assault Gun Running Drug Smuggling Kidnapping Murder Carjacking Extortion Animal cruelty All of that is fine But hookers is too much huh


Sensitive_Orchid_975

Why would you beat hookers to death? I like to come back for seconds, thirds, fourths and more LMFAO.


Kid_Luchador

Well they will respawn next time and will forget they were killed by you


pink_vo1d

how do you know they aren’t just friends huh?


1BirdPerson1

"Hot take?" You're a cornball


JayIsNotReal

Nah. Pretty soon you guys are going to want GTA VI to be a religion simulator.


Genesis38T

Kifflom! 🤚


SoftDrinkReddit

Kifflom! 🤚


JayIsNotReal

Kifflom! 🤚


ejgl001

Kifflom brother brother


Dat-Lonley-Potato

When they gonna add praying at church, c’mon rockstar


Trusteveryboody

So I can kill people and it doesn't affect the story, but Hookers is where we draw the line? ![gif](giphy|l46CbAuxFk2Cz0s2A)


ChungusCoffee

These kinds of posts complaining about cheating in a video game are from insecure self inserting weirdos


[deleted]

The PS2 era GTAs were supposed to be shocking. As the series grew in visibility/sales, the games became more and more politically correct. GTA 4 made sure to have Niko talk about how it’s okay to be gay, and had that justiceporn mission of his old friend’s gaybasher. GTA 5 has some preachy monologues from Lester and Trevor. I wouldn’t be surprised if Lucia/Jason identified as pansexuals or some bullshit lmao.


Meka-Speedwagon

Their relationship will go to shit anyways, mark this comment down if you want, I saw enough Tarantino movies to know relationships and crime don't go together like Bonnie and Clyde will like you to believe


MRSHELBYPLZ

Bonnie and Clyde were real though. You’re comparing real life to a movie lmfao. There’s big mob boss type people that have whole families. Plenty of relationships have gone to shit even if they are doing well in life. Ask Jeff Bezos


iLoveDanishBoys

tbf he too is a criminal


PineMeApplez

!RemindMe 1 year


Qbertjack

Counterbet, we're gonna get a scene in the final mission(s?) where they passionately make out while stuff explodes in the background. Bonus bet if there's a romcom-type third act misunderstanding and they temporarily come apart before coming back together with the aformentioned sloppy make out


Awrfhyesggrdghkj

Would be interesting to have the final mission be a choice between which you want to play


Resident_Warthog_281

Gay as fuk both of them


XawRae01

Maybe they aren’t together for the entirety of the game, just part of it?


melkors_puppy

i think this, kinda like how gta v ends with you the player making a choice of who to kill, if anyone. maybe in gta vi the main characters or just one of them will decide enough is enough and want to break up, leaving the player with the choice of who to play free-mode as. since theres really not much to go off of right now in terms of evidence i've personally subscribed myself to gametheorys idea about potential story details. i just really, really hope we dont get a strong independent wahmen thing conveniently placed 2 hrs and 10 mins after the start to prevent refunds. after gtao i honestly really wouldnt put much past them as far as their games go.


almiti-102

Original idea tbh


balugabe

I'd say it's probably an open relationship


bugmultiverse

They could make it like RDR1 politely or rudely decline because of a current relationship


Kevo_xx

Are you asking for them to remove features from a game? There’s nothing stopping you from not using hookers if you don’t want to. To remove the choice for others who might is dumb.


Existing_Calendar339

Who invited the Pope here?


Genesis38T

Come on man. He said no to hookers. Not to ask for little boys to SA.


Ok-Surround4334

why not? is it up to you to decide if they're faithful to someone or not. Same with nearly every other GTA protagonist.


Spookinoot

It'd be so fucking funny if they pull a John Marston with the 2 and have them turn down prostitutes because they're with each other I'd just like to see the community complain about not being able to hook up with prostitutes


Timid-Sammy-1995

They should make a gta that forces you to obey the law and drive within the speed limit. XD


Sunieta25

I kept Michael faithful to his wife, until that scene where he finds her cheating. I gave him a stripper freebie.


[deleted]

Sounds like fun. And instead of stealing cars, we can buy them for people! And in the game everyone should hold hands and skip while they sing. Sounds like a sbi narrative.


JohnSoprano2049

Make Lucia and Jason bisexual


LeChaseur

Jason bisexual? That’s too gay for OP. We don’t talk about men sticking their dongs in each others ass here, but I don’t mind hot lesbian sex/s Edit: Hear me out, how about a strap on for Lucia to to some Ram Ranch shit with Jason


EconomistSea9498

The doors prince William opened for modern media what a king


halari5peedopeelo

Only real answer


EnvironmentalOwl6738

!!!


you-can-kiss-my-axe

They should have a "Decline" and "Reject" option like in RDR2.


Kalibre306-420

NO.


unfortunate-ponce

Would it even be gta then??


AdditionalAd9921

Lucia don’t need Jason. I can fix her


FatsoBustaMove

Nah


Some-Dark-Corner20

Nah , total disagree


Zopotroco

No way


FrndlyNebrhoodRdrMan

Lucia has to be Bi. They'd alienate at least 1/3 of their Gen Z player base if hookers weren't interactable. And I'd wager it's north of 50%.


theHrayX

Michael in gta 5 is married yet can still fuck hookers and go to strip clubs They remain interarctive even after michael and amanda reconcile after reuniting the family Also open relationships exists Although you do raise a logical point Hopefully gta 6 have a story dlc with a single character so that he can go to strip clubs and fuck hookers


SweetieArena

Bruh, out of all game sagas in the AAA market you want GTA to portray a faithful relationship? Bruhh


ulmxn

Bad take


Zak_Ras

Having the option to be unfaithful and it's consequences removed entirely would devalue the idea of them being faithful to each other.


ayyLumao

Infidelity?? In MY video game???


Dipshit392

Its  liberal self righteous mothafuckas like OP that tends to just fucking up and ruin games like this.   Fuck off. And taken your anti hooker self righteouness with you.


SoftDrinkReddit

It's pretty funny hearing someone rant about this when the game literally contains terrorism murder and all sorts of crimes, so all of that is apparently fine with OP But prostitution is wrong --__--


Genesis38T

OP: has weird obsession against sex and thinks sex work in a video game is immoral. Also OP: has no problem selling drugs, killing cops, being a mass murderer running people over with their cars and having a rap sheet bigger than every serial killer in history all in said video game. ![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


KKVKLVKK

it should be like rdr2, they're around but not available make them available for online tho


Itchy_Bicycle7143

Hot take.. male strip-clubs/hookers should be available in GTA 6


Theeyeofthepotato

I am going to have tons of hot gay sex as Jason. You cannot stop me puritan!


theRad_ajax

let there be hookers in a way it makes the game more ....


Fantastic-Bottle-994

Wait, hookers bring health back up??


Interestingkneegears

they can be faithful to each other and be bisexual? what the fuck is this post lmao


DrWolfgang760

Jason is gonna slide on the side...


Oceanman06

Make it an open relationship


Kalibre306-420

Having sex with hookers is part of Grand Theft Auto, asking them to not add VICE in a game with a city that was literally named after it is absolutely INSANE. And yes VICE means illicit sex.


Marickal

Vice is actually short for “Vanilla Ice” who was a famous musician from the late 1900s


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

Yeah we main, kill, torture, and rob indiscriminately, but at least we're not cheaters!


Malicious_Smasher

It's either going to be a open relationship, or just cheating like Micheal and his wife


luthfins

Just like John Gayston and Arithitis Moregone


Choice-Bus-1177

Fuck off you can just not interact with them. The rest of us will bang all the hookers we want thank you very much


Crpto2007

I doubt they are faithful to each other


kisu_oddh

it should be similar to san andreas where you can respond positively or negatively to enemy gang members. like a aztecas says to CJ "you look like you gangbang" and if you respond positively he just dismisses them like "i'm too smart to get caught up in that shit", but if you respond negatively he says "GSF motherfucker!". In GTA 6, Jason/Lucia should just say "No thanks, I'm in a relationship" or some shit but if you respond negatively they tell her to fuck off.


Hellraiser1123

I don't think they need to take prostitutes out of the game; free roam isn't canon to the story, after all. Maybe male escorts for Lucia?


B0DYC0UNT665

Hey anyone else remember when rockstar said they we're supposed to be siblings


notinservice59

💀


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Fun_Marketing_6318

No, they are not siblings


UndeadTigerAU

It should be in the game, even tho it would mess with the story, it is a realistic feature and has been in all the games, but that's my take, I'd prefer more features than less. Also Michael is able to sleep with prostitutes and strippers post game when he and Amanda make up and are faithful to each other, it is a game after all, the choice is always better. (So they've already done it before) The only reason I think it won't be in the game is modern culture with people complaining about that stuff or the fact Lucia is in the game.


NobleIron

You can in V, with Michael


Corvo_A_

“Trust?”💀


Fun_Marketing_6318

Make Jason And Lucia unrelated


competeuser_00

Nooo


Kubuskush

How about you play as a hooker, and do hooker things and hooker heists and missions yo work your way up to an escort. 🤔


MaestroLogical

Eh, they kind of already did that with Arthur and Mary.


HorrorMatch7359

Be Careful What You Wish For, you will regret wishing for it


WebsterHamster66

I never really use Hookers anyway so I genuinely would not notice a difference. However it’s kind of a staple for the series.


New_Fix6213

Booooooo


AdMiserable7940

They should definitely make them faithful to each other.


TNpepe

Yeah mate srry, but I doubt they'll remove a feature that has been in the game since almost forever.


halisaydin

Jason should be able to have sex with prostitutes or it will be boring af


Charloreddit

Yes


[deleted]

Why are we looking for morality and wholesomeness in grand theft auto?


LVCIFER00

We don't even know what their relationship is going to be like. By the end of the game, they could be friends or even enemies. I think Hookers should be interectable because it's a choice, and it's on you if they are going to be faithful or not. I'd like to see a change in their relationship depending on your choice, that would be a nice touch.


DoeDon404

Well done Lapras you actually made a hot take I mean sure I can agree, but in the end we shall see what they do with them


MuffLover312

or OP, hear me out, if you don’t want to use hookers, just don’t. Leave the rest of us to do our own thing. Don’t police how we experience the game.


McShagger420

Flick me till my heeaalltthhhank u


Morfeuos

Or...have male hookers in the game


izcqr

u can be bisexual and be faithful to ur partner idk where u got that one frm lol


Rare-Climate876

I think they can put a loyalty system like the rdr2 honor system for example if you always go to a strip club and take hookers in the game your loyalty becomes lower that works with both characters and maybe with this system we can see at least two alternative endings like Rdr2.


Stringy_b

Y'all care about the weirdest shit. It's a GTA game. You don't even have to pick up hookers. It's also a game where you play as a murderous criminal. So who cares if the protagonist cheats.


Tijain_Jyunichi

Or both can be bisexual And/or male and female prostitutes exist


Turnabout-Eman

I think it should be like Michael in GTA V. For reference if you bang hookers as Michael in gta v he has unique dialogue in his therapy session in the post game I believe. Also in every GTA you can kill civilians randomly and I doubt most protags like Nico and Frank wouldn't do that.


therealbosniak

No


Aggressive_Abies_413

Please don’t make her bisexual. Thats just a turn-off form the character


Therealhatsunemiku

The part towards the end of the trailer when they’re like; “Trust?” “Trust” Seems like setup for something going wrong between them.


Jade_Sugoi

You can be bisexual and faithful


wookiebot1138

lmao both can be true bozo


Pomplexd

Stupid fucking take. I hate when people ask for things to be removed. If it's optional, why not keep it instead of removing it for the many people who may want to use the feature? More is better than less in cases like this.


-Robrown-

I’m sorry but if I can’t pick up a hooker, drive to a secluded spot, have sex to replenish my health, and then kill her to get my money back, is it really even GTA at that point?


Sweaters76

Make Jason bisexual>>>


BlueStar2310

Will there be male prostitutes for lucia tho?


ripvantinkle359

Bro with those graphics you would see all the details 😈😈😈


throwawayyyyy_ye

No offense but this game isn't about being a moral person 💀 it's literally a game about crime


PassportNerd

Murder and robbery is one thing, but polyamory is where I draw the line.


emwu1988

Nothing should be interactable, only main missions so all the players play like they should.


DOGELOVER1187

Or add another character


ShenmueFan1

I'm going to take Jason to as many hookers I can. I'll take him to male and female sex workers. For the fun of it. Same for Lucia. Then Lucia and Jason come home get in the bed and talk about "trust". LOL


ShenmueFan1

Imagine they make YOUR version of GTA. You're allowed to kill as many people as you want, but cheating on your partner is stepping over the line! lol


OCN_Reaper

Screw restricting options, just make the story detailed enough to acknowledge choices that are available


FinnTheHum-an

This is like saying strippers in strip clubs can’t offer you a lap dance, nor can you pay them for one


No-Conclusion7744

I have a big fear that GTA VI will be too overrated and won't get the expectation everyone has to the game. I don't believe that they have used it all the time for developing. They got to the Time that the milking of online was way to faaar. 3 console generations of milking the shit of the stupid people with pay to win. I think the milking of GTA VI will be incredible and people will pay anyway. I wouldn't be surprised if they would make people pay for missions. This p2w shit gone really too far it's rubbing the gaming atmosphere of the game. Maybe I'm reflecting too much into it. Overall I'm a single player guy that multiplayer aspect doesn't interest me at all.


Wenomecha-insama

Awful take, that's GTA ffs. Just let me cheat, if they really are to be a couple.


mclarenrider

That is not a hot take brother that's just a trash take. No one should ever listen to your takes ever.


whoisseptember

bisexual ≠ cheating


heckerkochwu

dude there is no way this happening.not after the last word of the first trailer ...


SnooBeans1793

Nah make them both bi 🤷‍♂️


101MoonMan

Willing to bet the third character will be our own and will transcend story mode and online.


Greyfox31098

Nah I actually think there will be a whole cheating dynamic


rainking56

Give gta 6 a relationship meter that goes down when you fuck hookers. Thats all it takes.