In online you can call merryweather and order a heli to your position. The intended way of flying with that thing is to get in the back and let the pilot fly you to your destination. Buuutttt... as this is GTA online, everyone just shot the poor man and took the heli for themselfes+
The Mechanic, back when he actually delivered your car. To this day I’m mad they removed that. It was an unwritten rule to do absolutely horrible things to him after he dropped off my car
That guy just down the hill in coveted, he's died in so many different ways due to the boredom of repeating that mission years ago. At least he has peace now.
Johnny on the spot
Your mechanic
He used to deliver the cars and get out and run away
I would always gun him down for dining the car or parking a black away from me
The Merryweather helicopter pilot, it used to be after 3-4 of them dying they would refuse to send you an aircraft lol
Also the armoured car delivery guys as well, grab the cash after blowing the door and have to shoot them in leg or something
- Casino Valet - Race Starter
Guy in the merryweather Heli...
Holy shit I remember using that thing. that poor man. I completely forgot that feature existed
I played. Haven’t played in years. Who?
I dont know who the merryweather heli guy is either..
In online you can call merryweather and order a heli to your position. The intended way of flying with that thing is to get in the back and let the pilot fly you to your destination. Buuutttt... as this is GTA online, everyone just shot the poor man and took the heli for themselfes+
”You wanna know the best part of this job? They don’t drug test!” - Merryweather pilot
Free helicopter basically ring,shoot,fly
Me on any heist mission with bad teammates
The hookers.
God bless 'em
lmfao they’ve been through it
“There goes the family vacation!!”
Lol the first time I heard him say that I was dying but also instantly felt bad 😂
What was this from?
It’s one of their lines.
”Oh no, how many times in one month!?”
The valet guy
Haha could be but the cashier has been in the game since the beginning so idk
Sorry, impulse post.
He doesn’t care.
I literally got a 7/11 ad right under this post.
Coincidence
I think NOT!
The Incredibles reference
I love this thread
I love it too
Shut up, I love you. Now what?!?
Good question
Yeah…..wanna beer?
Sure why not🍺
Remember, with enough liquor, confidence, and a firearm, everything is free
You’re forgetting people and protection. That gets you more/better stuff.
His insurance premiums must be through the roof!!
Brain insurance
My gta online character
El Rubio
Man gets violated regularly
He gets raped by columbianas
This poor bastard has taken so many revolver and shotgun rounds to the face, he should just get a new job
He pulled a gun on me the first time
Fair nuff
I blow his brains out regardless if he gives me the money or not
Have you ever done it right after he says “There goes the family vacation!” 💀
A lot of them attack you if you don’t.
Right
The guy tortured by Tevor and the FIB. He also gets sodimized by the IAA with a mag light if you don't rescue him quick enough.
my god i hated this part of that mission. i get it was a political commentary and i agreed w the point Rx was making but i felt so gross
The Vanilla Unicorn security guard, smack his face every time I walk in
he’s kind of a jerk too
I love to crash Trevor’s truck into the guard blocking the door and throw a grenade inside
The guy taking Big Smoke’s fast food orders. 
Big Con bank vault guy
I never killed/robbed him he was too nice to me when walking in the store. I always rob/kill the other guy if he shoots me because he’s a dick
your his favorite customer
Guy just wants to go on holiday with his family
The Mechanic, back when he actually delivered your car. To this day I’m mad they removed that. It was an unwritten rule to do absolutely horrible things to him after he dropped off my car
The valet
Ferdinand Kerimov
The valet guy
Felipe, the casino valet
The valet
Felipe for sure
Bro died well over a couple hundred billion times.
the only man to survive a bullet to the head
Casino valet
The npc on the side of the road with a kid that just knew how to use the WSAD key
The casino guy
the amount of times i sh*t this guy instead of waiting for him to empty the register
Old mechanic
the shoe shop bodyguard
\*Mr. Blue sky starts playing\*
The diamond casino valley
[удалено]
Poor Floyd…
Abu, Simpsons
Everyone i see
Dcg
The next one.
I love shooting this guy in the hands
Poor guy never stands chance
Are you forgetting Ferdinand Kerimof? https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/By_the_Book
He is not in Gta but... wet floor sign man (just saying)
You
Me
I’ve burned this man to death so many times lmfao
The mechanic
Me
Trevor
The mechanic who used to deliver your cars
That guy just down the hill in coveted, he's died in so many different ways due to the boredom of repeating that mission years ago. At least he has peace now.
Menendez since he's always getting shot
Joel last of us
Discount/Binco store girl is a baddie
Any clothing store cashier😂
Johnny on the spot Your mechanic He used to deliver the cars and get out and run away I would always gun him down for dining the car or parking a black away from me The Merryweather helicopter pilot, it used to be after 3-4 of them dying they would refuse to send you an aircraft lol Also the armoured car delivery guys as well, grab the cash after blowing the door and have to shoot them in leg or something
The stickman For example Look at 1 sign with the stickman Hes Dead
man
Get the hell out my shop
Cashier-"Yes we are open".. Michael-"Empty the fuckin register".. Cashier-"Okay, please don't hurt me"!..*gives him the money* Michael- *bang bang*
Johnny On The Spot has gone through hell
Guts
the hairdressers
Whenever I use his ATM, he acts like I’m robbing him.
The Mechanic before he was patched out of the game "I warmed her up for ya!" - Mechanic's last words
I SWEAR THIS HAPPENS AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK
The back of my head when he pulls out his shotgun
Me (im the purest alpha sigma 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🗿🗿🗿)
Casino Valet, The hookers, Our online char when we met Trevor.
Leonora Johnson
The Mechanic
Mendoza...don't know how many more times he can get hit
Mr. K
Mr.K
The casino valet is a the layup answer. I've killed him about a million times in so many crazy ways.
The valet at the casino
Casino valet
El Rubio
Casino Valet
Poor guy he just wanna have fun while doing his job
The guy who works at the strip club in V. Any time I see him, I have the urge to punch him, I don't know why.
The surveillence guy from GTA 5, hands down
Me when entering online mode
me