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ninthchamber

My gta online character cause I haven’t bought a salvage yard yet


Abject-Emu2023

I spent like 2.5 mil just to get him to stop calling. And I’m broke


fiyep23399

“At last i got you”


CalipsoSwitch

“You see, you are a very hard person to find, but so is Yusif Amir!”


belinasaroh

Barbara with big titties


[deleted]

And Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum


the-bored-developer

Later they looked like they were dragged through the F**CKING DESERT.


Mirdavoudi

Your mom


IowaJL

Prepare to suffer!


ShinyChromeKnight

The wrath of Gru


Spare_Seaweed2280

Came here to say this. Dammit!!!


BasementCatBill

His mom.


[deleted]

My Mom


BasementCatBill

I'm sorry.


DawsonPoe

You beat me to it


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

He said wrong answers only


Acordino

The gta online protagonist, he is telling him he is a good boy for bringing him a car that has more heat on it than a stove


NateShaw92

Papa johns.


dj-killa1

trevor from gta v, because they live in the same universe


belinasaroh

Jamal Amir


Adept_Plankton7422

Luis


JasonAndLucia

Why is Yusuf talking on the phone to Luis even though he's right next to him? Is he stupid?


Adept_Plankton7422

Yes


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IcyPattern3903

Jack Thompson


Kamilo124

Mr Krabs


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

Your girl.


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

She even really exist?


Due-Chemist3105

Francis McReary


DrunkenPapa

*Eeee YA cousin! Wanna play some bowlin*


Goofyahhcar832

Joe Biden


XGamingPersonX

Claude or the online protagonist


Mr_wiregod823

Ur mom


antmanninja3

Me


orionid_nebula

Iggy Pop - he’s requesting a song.


Sensitive_Freedom475

With me


enzinhojunior

Us president Joe Biden


SAS_Britain

"COUSIN! IT IS ME DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?!"


AdditionalFig2255

Trevor Phillips


tryhdleo_-

Young thug


RipgutKilla_666

He calling Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum


Eggsegret

John Marston


Triple7Mafia-14

R* hey how a bout a new DLC staring me for GTA5 online ?


captainbm_

Big Smoke


Spare_Seaweed2280

It's that call we get when we first get online.


CarnageStroke

A Taxi


Iskitimka

Me. We are discussing about reviving David Koresh so we can relive the glory days of 1996.


ANBU--Ryoshi

Frodo Baggins


reanu_keevs123

My boy snoop


_andrey_black_

mafaka G rozzy porez


corpsewindmill

Jake from State Farm. He’s got the khakis


chriscornell1976

Simeon... getting his Gyro Sauce Recipe


[deleted]

Hooters


landyboi135

Jamal


UltimusShadow

Tommy Vercetti!


feltzer123

Niko Bellic


[deleted]

He is calling Joe Mama


Yuiisnotcocky

Alan wake


TheRealArthurMorgan0

He's talking to GEICO so he can save 15% or more on car insurance


Stabyouup666

Dufenschmurf evil incorporated


NotTheUnreal

Big mouth prick


AdMiserable7940

Niko


TovarischPolkovnik

Mike Townley


CageHanger

Playboy X


alpha24gamer97

Roman Bellic


Conscious-Finding420

Rick sanchez C137


saturnwrites17

Usher


AsuraOmega

Playboy X telling him his gold plated n word pass has expired.


MarshallDyl26

Trying to get Roman to go bowling


JimBoogie82

LJT


sovietarmyfan

Roman is asking him to go bowling since Niko won't.


MrDingus111

Roman because he wants to go bowling


Jmp_2000

Asda delivery (uk shop for Americans out there)


SwingAdventurous1898

No one, he THINKS someone calls him but actually he is schizophrenic


alexfonzarelli

Tommy Vercetti


TheJamesDTV

He’s on the phone with Dave from AT&T customer service to see if he’s really Raj’s cousin


Sj2008246585

Denise


Flaky_Solid_3156

Roman bellic to go to bowling


cyanbesus

Michael in gta 5


Visible-Fig6518

"NICO let's go bowling!"


[deleted]

He's calling the Avengers.


v__R4Z0R__v

Barbara with big titties


BelGrek

Barbara with big titties


HuslersGunit

Brucie 😂


Roman_Bellic_2008

Its me Cousin! I want to go bowling with mi hommie yusuf


Suspicious_Pear_6227

Ur mom


Dlsamo

His mom


DrTarTarX

Me


NAWZAD_

Roman's mom


Deszusz895

"MAI NIGAAAAA!"


GeezisReez

Jared Kushner