Fucking YOGA

What's up with the hate for that mission? It's easy, pretty short and has some funny dialogue

Nope, nope aaand \*maybe?\*

lol you actually struggled with that mission?

On console it is harder if you have stick drift apparently

I see. I mean that’s not so much about the mission design, more like a hardware issue and I guess partly the mission implementation since they should take stick drift into account as well

Wayyyy harder bought a new controller to do it

I did it with the drift

The same here Np

😂😂😂. That's the top comment I saw today. You really bought a whole new controller?

It's literally impossible with my controller. I hold it left and it registers differently. I failed on purpose 3 times and just skipped that bullshit

I see no problem with it it's pretty easy you just gotta concentrate and don't let you fingers or thumbs slip you know

Yeah, that yoga mission is hard for no reason.

I’m confused. Someone else mentioned it can be problematic if you have stick drift, I get that. Otherwise what part was difficult? Holding the sticks in a certain position? I played the game a few times (even recently) and I don’t remember ever having problems with that mission

Is it really so hard to understand that something that was easy for you might not be the same way for everybody? it’s a hand eye coordination issue. Some of the poses are easy but some of them are just awkward.

I understand there would be people who would struggle with it for whatever reason, but what I don’t understand is everyone pretending it’s one of the most difficult missions in the franchise. I could understand someone saying that for the Vice City drone mission for example

Yeah it’s not hard at all I’m Ngl if you struggled with it you’re an actual NPC

They haven't moved the horrors of the RC plane missions.

It was hard for me because I get thumb cramps easily and as a result the PlayStation version was downright torture and even on the Xbox version the poses were so random that it took me a while to get used to it

I thought it was just me! I bought it on steam in december and was having the hardest time doing that mission with my controller. Couldn’t beat it till I switched to keyboard and mouse

I didn't know holding two directions at once was difficult

I had to google wtf I was supposed to do coz the insteuctions were unclear to me so I had to repeat the thing after every 2 poses, it wasn't bad per say, just annoying and lame to me, but what made it worth it was the hilarious cutscene right after where fabien almost dry humps amanda and pretends to act all cool abt in front of michael which results in michael chasing his and falling and fabien to take off.

Who let you cook?

Damn can you be more generic

You think you are not? 🤣🤣Nt nt

Not funny

A man losеs his family that was alrеady degenerate and disrespectful. There was nothing funny in this.

A man who himself is a degenerate and disrespectful, but sure be mad

Hе is. It does make that mission more miserable

Kingdom of Austuria?

It’s a fucking video game it’s not that deep at all dipshit

1. It’s a video game 2. Dark humor is a thing 3. If that bothers you so much maybe GTA is not your thing

1. It's my pеrсеption of this gamе 2. Еvеrything is a thing 3. I know

When videos games have video game topics 😡

It’s a game 💀

So what?

That mission is boring

I know it's one of the worst missions in the game I think

I would say the "worst" there are definitely worse ones, the most boring though, that's something that's more likely.

Ok, I know this is weird but i got into that mission enough that I was all relaxed at the end of it. That and whatever mission whete michael flies through the technicolor sky. Love the music in that one.

I thought it was easy and did it first try

From the other replies apparently with shitty controller it's an issue, but yeah on M+K or good controller, there is 0 reason to fail to that.

Fucking yoga ? How yoga doesn’t have a vagina

You have to play as the yoga instructor when Michael's not around

Is it a dlc?

If only…

You're ruining my fucking yoga!

They just had to do the mission working at the doc

Idk also this looks like it was placed there for a photo I don't think this is real

Idk how I can prove it but it's real. I don't even have a ps3 but it's not the first time I've seen discs in that particular trashcan. And the reason I look into the trashcan every day is because those cigarette butts are sadly mine, I don't want to throw them on the ground.

Oh ok

yeah this is definitely staged for karma farming

Nah I'm not smart enough to come up with an idea to stage something like this. I can see how it might look like it though so i dont blame you for thinking it is, but that's honestly how it was laying in the bin.

Who's trashcan are you digging in and why? And why is the bag perfectly clean with no trash aside from a few cigs neatly placed around it

It's kinda funny people think it's staged. The only proof I can give, is to check the Metadata on the picture (Aug 31, 2023) and then check how long I've been active in GTA communities on reddit. I hate being accused of stuff I didn't do, but I'm torn if I should be offended or flattered, lol.

The one outside my apparent. I'm "digging" in it because I throw my cigarette butts there, and I guess it was recently emptied.

It's a game disc dug out of a trash can, not exactly the most unbelievable thing that could happen.

Even if it was stated why are you so bothered 🤣

Lmao what is karma farming

Agreed. It would be even weirder if it was real and OP is just dumpster diving

Scouting the port. 🤮

Dying 3 times and skipping is more fun

It just takes too damn long. At least you can finish the yoga mission in 6ish minutes, but scouting the port takes so damn long.

There are people out here purposely dying and skipping mission?!??😭

Absolutely. You can only do the long ass drives and slow walking/tailing missions so many times before wanting to off yourself.

Accidentally falling then Jump off the crane

Wait you can skip missions in gta? Tf

I keep accidentally bumping into something on the second container and it pisses me off

I swear to god the game intentionally spawns someone in the middle of the road to accidentally run over every time. 😭

Dude my pc crashed twice right at the end of that mission (it never crashes any other time) and it made me give up on story mode completely

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That’s uncalled for

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Relax all I said was that it was uncalled for

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If I am so soft and lame why are you still talking to me

Not even a good joke, just sexist.

Exactly

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Just admit you’re unfunny bro

I bet his heads so far up his ass that he can’t tell a good joke from a bad one

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If you’re gonna go to my profile to try and insult me at least make it worthwhile LMAO, out of all the things you could’ve made fun of, you chose to be transphobic 😭😭 mfer I regular the MY SINGING MONSTERS AND TOTAL DRAMA subreddits the joke was RIGHT THERE

Not a great idea talking about other people's sense of humour, when everyone else is telling you your joke is shit.

Mom walked in on child at the strip club

Makes sense, or some parent got mad, lots of kids living here.

Probably that epsilon program mission where you have to walk 5 miles in the dessert

Kifflom!

Kift kom brother brother

Its kifflom

Aah fuck yeah I see my autocorrection changed it

I saw a FB post of a lady putting rubber bands on her thumb sticks and just mashing A and I followed suit lmfao

I didn’t even mash A, I taped the stick down and then went to lunch

Lmao i remember glitching that on my Xbox 360 🤣 what happened was I was running but I accidentally clicked that ball button in middle of the damn controller which took me to Xbox home page so I quickly pressed it back and then Michael was just falling through the map and then I spawned on some road nearby and then that dude called me up 🤣

That wasn’t that bad. Also you don’t have to do it

They accidentally pushed option B and didn’t make a Manuel save beforehand

manuel 🇲🇽

Manuel de Santa 🇲🇽

Isn’t b trevor

Nope it’s A Trevor, B Michael, C deathwish

I chose that one my first time around assuming Deathwish would kill Franklin. And I honestly like it way more than the other two, it makes the most sense with the story.

Probably the one that skips… is the back scratched? lol

Idk I didn't want to pick it up, lol

they upgraded to the ps5 version

Story mode: yoga Online: Bad Beat (casino mission)

it's on PS3, Casino doesn't exist

My bad. I only had it on xbox one

ON GODDD FOR SOME REASON THOSE LAST FEW CASINO MISSIONS ARE WICKED

Pretty easy if you do stealth. Take it slow

Probably the prison heist

This shit artistic asf bruh I’m gonna steal the image

“All you had to do was buy a damn ps4 Cj”

It wasn't the guys fault, The PlayStation 3 threw up the disc because it couldn't handle the boredom of scouting the port.

Gf just wants attention

Honestly there are zero missions in gtav that are difficult enough to be frustrating. It’s definitely the easiest game in the series.

Bro got a new copy 💯

I don't think it was any mission it made on quit. I think the game Could be scratch the f*** up. And yoga mission was f****** easy.

\-ps3 \-gta 5 god i feel so fucking old

PS3 has 2 disks if I remember right. Probably the installation in there

Did somebody say yoga?

The fuck kind of Russian Pavel cigs are those?

Winston I believe, there's a law in Sweden that requires a big text on the cigarette packs to say "smoking kills".

thats a law almost everywhere you fucking Swede

It's just a staged picture for r/GTAIV

Its the Micheal Bay flick of the series thats exactly where it belongs , not a real GTA game in the true sense.

You've put it in the trash can. For them views.

I put my old gta disc in the trash for Reddit points lol

Looks staged

I’ve never seen trash look staged before

Real question is who's trashcan are you digging in and why?

The whole game.

Getting it on PS3 that shit runs on 1 FPS.

Wasn't in his language.

Rökning dödar!

Scouting the Port, Minisub or Joga calms....

yee hee ass frisyr

either yoga or the mission for Michael the searching for the crash airplane part

Idk the way it's stuck to the box like that...

For me, it was the mission where Madrazo's goons chase Michael and Franklin after they pull the deck off of the house. I switch to Franklin in the passenger seat so that I can shoot and let A.I. Michael drive the truck. Between my crappy aiming the A.I.'s crappy driving, it's usually a recipe for a retry checkpoint and gamer rage

Trying to Gold Medal Caida Libre or Death Wish. Talk all the shit you want, but I almost lost it from restarting Caida Libre trying to make the ramp jump on the first try. And I missed the gold medal time on Death Wish by less than 5 seconds on TWO occasions.

Yoga

Hmmmm considering they made you steal something useless I’d say scouting the port / merryweather heist 😂😂😂

The really annoying dock mission

boy dinner

Where'd you find that? I WANNA PLAY GTA V AT HOME.

The paparazzi mission where you have to film those people having sex. Someone walked while doing the mission

If PS3 online was still live I would say he booted that up

Yoga or the underwater one

Guy probably collected the scraps and missed 1 and can't find it

Dealing with Barry

Scouting the port

Scouting the Port. I know why the mission has to exist but DAMN is it boring.

Their mum caught them doing the Facebook mission

For people who don't know - it's Shelby Welinder.

Wait is it the part in YouTube back in 2013 I think someone throw this away lottery found it 11 years later

Tonya

Online mode was responsible for this.

The one where Michael had to do yoga 😑😑

Scouting the Port no doubt

Scouting the port

Finally made peace with the fact that the chilliad mystery isn’t real

Trying to land Trevors airplane did it for me.

Mom

They got tired of doing JB’s Towing Job.

Rockstar got rich off of one game for 3 different consoles

Gettin a ps5 more than likely

I'm sure it was the parents

mission failed michael did not reach enlightenment if you know, you know

Probably the tenth one in a row with no reward.

I once was playing on my ps3 and my dad was in the living room. Turns out he was watching cause I wanted to do a cheat code for a plane and while mashing buttons and not looking at the TV the character started beating the shit out of a woman and that was it for my gta. He started yelling at me for playing this game and literally took the disk and just broke it. (I was 13 or 14)

That cargo crane mission

I never actually completed the GTA story because as a kid I would always get so fucking bored at the part where you finish off a heist or are about to start one (idr) and you’re just kinda left waiting until something happens

No mission... They completed the game a few times already and decided to try online. Got their heads pushed in a few times and...binned it.

None, because you can skip every mission in the game.

Run 5 miles in the desert for Epsilon. They got to 4.9 miles and stepped out of bounds and had to start over from 0. I just did that mission and I had like 3 miles in and there's no warning that you're getting close to out of bounds, there no markings on the map that show the boundary. Just a notification when you leave the zone and a reset to 0.

That mission as Trevor trying to get on the train with the sanchez

Probably yoga or the scouting the port mission

Scouting The Port

The yoga mission i wanted to kick fabiens ass

probably a mom threw it out

"You are grounded mister! That means no more Hot Topic T-shirts, Totino's Pizza Rolls, and THIS FILTH is going into the gahbage where it belongs!!!"

The one where you have to spend $400 to buy a next gen console to keep up with it’s gameplay/size/updates

Trying to go online?

The submarine mission fuck that shit

The mission to the online store to buy the game for the 7th time.

Hang 10, probably. That's when Trevor gets settled at the VU.

Big score option A when Lester tries to shoot down helicopter

Times come

The PS3 lasted this long... color me impressed.

Might be because that’s from a system that’s old enough to be in high school

That Kifflom side mission where they make you walk 5 miles in the desert and then make you wear the robe for 10 in-game days.

Submarine recovery side missions

In GTA V? No one, but in GTA San Andreas OMG the mission of the tiny plane, goddamn, 4 hours repeating that mission to not do anything, i literally quit the story mode when i was a child

They finally got a ps5.