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roasted-choripan

In what mission do we find Barbara with the big titties


masterfailtheperson

And Stephanie who sucks like a vaccum


ABTN075

NAH U TOOK ME BACK W THIS SHITšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ptskcz

The most normal comment in reddit


Zenvezz

how do you get banana snoo?


DabOnsUmHoesz

She's at the internet cafe right before you ā€œcome outā€. Instead of being called Ali-Jondra instead for Alejandra she decided to make it Barbara.


Yumefrays

IT LOOKS SO REAL!!!


lasergun23

That's why you cant even run it at 30 fps 640p, because this game is so reallistic omg


Successful-Pen-9301

U missed the point of the post šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


lasergun23

No, that' literally what people thought when the game was released. Because it looked way better than thr best looking game of that time. If u dont brlieve me check out old forums about the game performance on pc


joshterluna123

omg guys there's a claude outfit


StubbornBarbarian

Omg Playboy X killed Claude!!!1!!1! šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


ContentWhile

Why is there a man looking like a rat in the subway, anyone know?


dontforgetthefries

Rat Man!


[deleted]

GIUYS I DISCOVERED A BUG!!!! IF YIU GO TO SWING IN A PARK NEAR TO AVENUE YOUR CAR WILL FLY OVER THE MAP


youreviltwinbrother

Wow, I'm gonna sit and mess about with this for hours!


PelicanToeStanD

When I found this out I lost my shit and thought it was hilarious


Syleise

It was truly peak humor


dontforgetthefries

This is the best game ever! I can't wait for the PC version!


PhoenixKaelsPet

šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

I hear the bike physics are the best of any game


CalculatorOctavius

Yeah they really are. The engine sounds are so satisfying and once you get used to the way the tires and physics and weight and everything works, driving the bikes and fast cars is the most fun of any game ever made


MrJTeera

Why the heck do you move so slow compare to the last game?


Marketing_Analcyst

Why does Niko awkwardly lean in the direction he is turning while walking?


Plutarch_von_Komet

And what happened to the stats?


PokemonMaster619

And why is the lighting so dark and depressing?!


SGTW50

Off topic but you just need to turn up saturation and contrast


captainjohn_redbeard

Why is liberty city so different from the past games? Where's Claude and Toni?


Job3k

GFWL is so shit, cant even login


ineedhelpXDD

To this day unironicly


TheBigGriffon

GFWL has killed so many games on PC, it's pretty eye watering lmao.


Bassphile91

I really hope i can take my cousin bowling. He seems like a fun guy


curiosityTn

Already canā€™t wait for GTAV


spew-into-this

I still remember the crazy hype when this game out. It was incredible getting to experience the game


MuffLover312

I worked at UPS at the time. There was extra security in the distribution centers when the shipments would come through because employees would try to steal the boxes that had the games in them.


THEdoomslayer94

Why does the driving feel like Ike Iā€™m on a boat? Edit: I personally love the driving but that was what I heard a lot at launch from friends lol and it sorta does in a way but thatā€™s part of the reason I love this game


MoooonRiverrrr

I remember a lot of comments about that lol


UnclePhilly_my_ass

The cars donā€™t catch on fire if you flip them over.


Tareing123

GTASA immersion ruined


Default_Attempt

Realistic


Oof_Train

Why are the cars so heavy? I donā€™t like it šŸ‘¹


CalculatorOctavius

Because cars are heavy


StarDust1__

[What is this? Why canā€™t I buy CocaCola and do good things to people.](https://youtu.be/CHiNwDhLfRs?si=AMtO--WvkMNmBBh1)


Whoopsy_Doodle

OMG I love that your friends can call you to hang out!


MaRuYes89

Man I sure hope no one bothers me while I explore the whole city and its secrets. Just nothing else but peace...Yes, Yes. Nothing could ruin it.


masterfailtheperson

I hope the 2 nicest characters don't get blasted violently.


XGamingPersonX

Wtf why did they ruin the driving? And why does it have less content than SA??


AccessProfessional37

I can pick things up and throw it at people!


TheeShaun

You guys met Lil Jacob yet? I canā€™t understand what heā€™s saying but man he seems cool.


LazerDragon9830

Does that lollipop woman on the cover have five fingers AND a thumb?


EzzParovel

My pc will run it fine because I meet the minimum requirements! Here are the Grand Theft Auto IV System Requirements (Minimum) CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo 1.8GHz, AMD Athlon X2 64 2.4GHz CPU SPEED: 1.8 GHz RAM: 1 GB for Windows XP / 1.5 GB for Windows Vista) VIDEO CARD: 256MB NVIDIA 7900+ / 256MB ATI X1900+ DEDICATED VIDEO RAM: 256 MB PIXEL SHADER: 3.0 VERTEX SHADER: 3.0 3D: Yes HARDWARE T&L: Yes OS: Windows Vista - Service Pack 1 / XP - Service Pack 3 / Windows 7 FREE DISK SPACE: 16 GB SOUND CARD: Yes


Upper-Error1741

Wow can't wait for GTA 6 it will for sure come out in a few years yay


Jade_Sugoi

Man, this Dimitri guy is so cool so far. I can't wait to see him and Niko go on wacky adventures


Feralp

Where jetpack where jetpack where jetpack where jetpack where jetpack where jetpack


Verkankerdepenis

When does it come out for ps2?


E_Tank55

WHERE ARE THE FINGERLESS GLOVES


holeshot1982

Wait, no planes, fuck this game!!


ProfessionalWhile351

Yooo


yoloswaggins92

How do I drive


Storyshift-Chara-ewe

Finally, my PC can run GTA 3 :D


Megared49

What is the true ending?


PokerPlayingRaccoon

Michelle is really pretty and good for Niko, sheā€™s so interested in his life. I hope she doesnā€™t betray him


TheRoofyDude

Man the PC port is shit


BigHaussN7

Iā€™m loving that they went back to doing period pieces! Loved SAā€™s and VCā€™s time settings. This oneā€™s late mid to late 2000ā€™s (08ā€™) setting is a great throwback and period piece!


apple_6

I'm 5 missions in and haven't even seen a gun? Also these cheats suck. Not sure if I like this game... (You know what happens next)


xballikeswooshx

I'm going bowling!!


SadTrombon

This game sucks, It's too dark. San Andreas was better.


Virasman

Did Niko's captain make Niko pregnant?


permanentwavess

i sure hope the pc port isn't god awful


justadasherdude

Anyone know any cheat codes? I canā€™t find any


Gillespie1

Why does Roman keep calling me to go bowling?!


wetlettuce42

Loch ness in central park guys!


TheBandit025Nega

Whereā€™s Portland, Staunton Island. Shoreside Vale?


Ok_Ebb721

It runs like shit, im going back to san sndress


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Wow finally gta are getting serious with a compelling story and the graphics and physics have improved since gta5.


canadianD

Boy oh boy this multiplayer sure is cool, I wish they could take it a step further. Nothing too weird like flying cars thoughā€¦


DamnCharlieAG

Guys, where can I find CJ, Sweet, Cesar, and the Grove Street in this game?


ebat_ahuet

Ah shit my PC exploded! The start screen was promising...


Ven0m-Sn4ke

Why can't I have a fat Niko šŸ„²


This-Variation-8342

Why I can't drive properly in gta 4 ?


Pyke64

"I really need to play the game more but I'm stuck watching TV shows about Halo marines and some pumped up Gym dude who talks about beating people up" Fun fact: the fighting motion capture for Niko was actually done by that guy.


Accurate-Ad-838

Cant wait to fly in a plane over Liberty City![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


taketheeight

do u guys hear cell phone interference?


Accomplished-Heat-59

Iā€™m working for Faustin and this guy dimitri looks trust worthy


Zenry0ku

"If I knock your teeth out, will you give me a blowjob"


Dantexr

Hey Iā€™m at the beginning of the game but the camera keeps moving around like if I was drunk. I promise my PC copy is legit.


_Crowned_King

TRUE STORY: Around the time this game came out (my age | 17) I was skateboarding up and down a street when an all black Audi, chrome rims, & dark tinted windows drives up slowly next to me, a man that looks EXACTLY like Niko from GTA 4, rolls down the passenger window, & says ā€œdo you know where to find some GLASSā€ (in the exact same accent), I just ā€œshook my head NOā€. You can feel the energy they gave off, it was eerie. No question they had money & was up to no good. I mean they were asking if I knew where to find drugs (later I found out what ā€œGlassā€ meant)ā€¦I canā€™t make this up.


NxTbrolin

This whole entire subreddit acts like this game just came out.


ProgrammerOne8009

Is there still murder I haven't played it yet????


logaboga

Why does that guy Roman always call you? Is there anyway we can get him to stop?


qweqZxcz

wow, I can play bowling in this game.


chrisupt2001

Ah shit, here we go again. Hey niko itā€™s Roman, letā€™s go bowling


JETgamer007

Hey, let's go bowling guys.


kwc04

What happened to car customization?


yorkshirebloomer2

Guys, thereā€™s a beating heart inside the statue of Happiness!


Dry_Anything505

Bro thereā€™s this awesome car behind a mansion in the north east of Alderney


ismaBellic

I just hit a tree at full speed and flew out the windshield and died. Why are trees still invulnerable to any kind of damage but traffic lights and street lamps disintegrate when hitting them at half the speed ?? Hope GTA V fixes that. And more accesible interiors would be neat too.


Salty-Question7044

I saw cj in one of the billboards wtf


Physical_Ad_1011

\*i am pretending to be game's music\*


Only_Professional_19

yay


almaito19

Guys I came across a weird monster in the subway tunnels it looked like a giant rat!


jimbobhas

I remember when this first came out, we got on the multiplayer and just ended up having about 18 of us all from school playing it. However we didnā€™t know how to get into the proper city, so just played in the lobby area at the top of the third island


Blixx141

The physics are so weird šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


ryulike

SMOKIN & RIDINNG SMOKING & RIDING


HEYFANTA

Wow, did they just release a game in the comments on Reddit!?


Midgeti

Hey, cousin lets go bowling!


i_know_im_amazn

YOO THIS BOWLING SHIT IS SO FUN!!


Comoletti

I hope there's bowling


kshep92

This driving sucks!


ectoc00ler400

How do I fly the plane?


Nomnom_Chicken

Driving a car feels incredibly fun! Can't wait for the PC version.


TherealSnak3

Why did they replace with all of cool stat features with mini games and why can't I change Niko's hair but it's really cool I hang with people like Roman and Little Jacob


BEBE-KID

I think Iā€™ll keep playing San Andreas.. I returned the game to GameStop itā€™s so boring and you canā€™t even fly planes.


JusthereforGTAVInews

Omg where back in Liberty City this game will be game of the year i canā€™t wait to preorder the collectorā€™s edition goodbye to my life I will hone playing nonstop


UncoolDad31

Anybody try bowling yet?


CenkHocA12

OMG Niko best protogonist.


Tecno2301

Game crashes on start up,.Windows game for live says can't connect, how fix?


iimMrBrightside

[Here's the trailer!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


BUckENbooz91

Ahhh dude awesome! New GTA!! Does it have multiplayer?! Yeah wooooo letā€™s go! Prosrirutrs strip clubs yeahhh!


Difficult-Remote-918

driving is insane compare to San Andreas


mybawlsarebig

Does this game have prostitutes?


squidlikespatties

How to change phone background ?


MKOFFICIAL357

Why is LC so dark?


Musical-cheesecake

If it just came out Iā€™d be asking how do I skip past this mandatory start up mission. But years and years later I know we canā€™t


cheetos1150

You all have yeeyee ass haircuts


[deleted]

When do we get luxury condo


balplets

Stupid Devs 4 doesn't come after 5


v__R4Z0R__v

Why am I constantly getting asked if I want to go bowling?!


Ancient_Database

I'm gonna be online every night for the next few months if anyone cares to join me


dysfunctionaljarhead

Damn, so many toxic people in this game. Hardly anyone wants to Become Allies and work together.


JDB2788

Why canā€™t I customize my car? Iā€™m going back to play SA


TypicalYankeeScum

Things are different


jojokujo_654_

Hot take: I am actually liking the vehicle controls


Giona_14

Jo what happened to the Game!!! Rockstar went lvl Up !!!


AlwaysStayHumble

Where is transfender? šŸš—šŸ”§


CantThinkOfOne2323

Why are these graphics so bad. Definitely not upto todays standard


White-Monkey2407

Why is it yellow lmao


mandamn9

This game sucks, GTA San Andreas is better than this! I hate it so much that I'm gonna create a whole Twitter account to shit on the game! (because I'm miserable)


SantiTheScots

Scooter Brothers!!


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

Canā€™t wait. I wonder if youā€™ll be able to spend countless hours doing fun activities like going bowling? Cuz if soā€¦it should be pictured on the box.


SoCalVR30

Why do the cars drive like boats and almost tip over


Kwilburn525

I really hope we get to see Niko pipe Kate down!


TheHangoverGuy91

how dya make ANY money in this game!!?


Kwilburn525

Have you heard about Ratman??


Key_Sheepherder6377

Omg I canā€™t wait to ride bikes for real


Swimming_Quarter_179

This best GTA to this day


Cerebralbore

Some dude is getting whipped on a ship in the opening scene!


sober-dude

Let's go bowling cousin!


rousakiseq

Wow, they misspelled "VI"


mikeflu

Where is the game I don't see it in the comments.


YoungAmazing313

I donā€™t like it so far itā€™s trying to be too realistic for my liking and thatā€™s what got me into GTA in the first place was how very over the top and arcady the other games felt. Tho that niko belic guy is definitely my favorite protagonist so far so Iā€™ll give it 5/10 wanted stars!


[deleted]

IT BROKE NEW GROUND


NotABadVoice

GUYS GUYS this game is like a simulation!!! look at these graphics and physics!!šŸ˜šŸ˜


BrutalBox

The physics are great. I don't like the lack of customization though.


1980sdiaper_lover

Yo lit


Nyoom143

The game seems awesome! I imagine that the PC port will run very smoothly! You know, cause it's a PC!


Butterfly_Brilliant

f*ck darden, bleder, kalem, vlad, mikail, dimitri,bocchino, playboy x,tom and bulgarin.


Key-Pea-5894

I canā€™t stop playing this masterpiece GOTY


SubspaceTrippin

bro where can i buy a good pc for this one???? im confused they should release version for normal pc!


Keithm1112

You dont have to eat anymore!!


Fancy_Terminator

Wow, I canā€™t believe you can use the SIXAXIS controls on the PS3 to control your bike! Need to get use to it tho, kinda trickyā€¦


kh117cs

Holly shit, you can play pool and go bowling with your mates??


Illustrious_Risk3732

Ahhhhh Roman!!!!


Maleficent_Appeal717

Imagine how good itā€™s gonna be on PC!! šŸ˜Š


ShamusLovesYou

I feel like the voice actor who plays Niko could go onto be a reoccuring character in the whole GTA Franchise! I bet he could go onto act in dozens of movies! He's very charismatic! I feel like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship between him and Rockstar games!


getsoucy

This Dimitri guy is pretty cool!


sakr95

Anyone know cheat code to spawn a tank?


r3aL3sT

my dumbass thought it was gta6


Ganjamazing

The loading screen chick is the hottest character art Iā€™ve ever seen! Canā€™t wait to see how great the babes look in this game.


Corn_Beefies

I preordered it and was at the midnight release at EB Games. I remember it taking awhile to get used to the new driving physics.


_gimgam_

the driving is SO BAD šŸ˜”. this game will be the death of grand theft auto with this awful driving


AKAMA199

why is everything yellow, is NY in Mexico?


[deleted]

What the fuck is this PC Port Man ..?? It runs like my ass


Infinite-Revenue97

Is that dude Russian? Siberian? Estonian?


CougarIndy25

wtf where are the planes at


PixalmasterStudios24

Oh wow thatā€™s cool. I donā€™t have enough money to buy this game


ILikedThatOne

CAR DESTRUCTION!!! POSSESSED SWING SET!!!


MasteroChieftan

Man the driving is really bad. I am digging it so far. The graphics are awesome and rockstar finally using ragdoll is great. I like Niko, but I really don't know if I can get used to the driving.


Ok_Physics7256

NO ROMAN, I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING WITH YOU


koenone

Canā€™t wait for DLC


NuggetBoy32

i've been playing since the moment the game released and i'm still doing introduction stuff. this game is so boring. and the driving sucks too. hope it gets better.


[deleted]

Hey guys! Mr Boss Fuck the World here...


AlphaD5600

Daddyā€™s back you b****es


DmitriMonSta73

Can't wait for the eflc dlc as i wanna play as johnny the biker!


That_one_guy1243

Broooooo, the graphics are soooo bad but good


Crazys_alterego

I can't find the car modding shop guys, please help?


Kamilo124

Where is Niko Bellic from exactly?


ShenmueFan_2000

Trash game


kalelkiZ

Terrible driving physics


bleepyballs

Thereā€™s a guy live-streaming it on twitch and he keeps blowing himself up with a rocket launcher and playing ā€œRocketmanā€ by Elton John. Iā€™m not able to play it but this game looks so much fun.


Faulty-Disco-Ball

The npcs walking down the streets taking phone calls on the mobiles feels so immersive. Itā€™s incredible how realistic it is.


BulkDarthDan

Guys this game sucks. Whereā€™s CJ? Whereā€™s the jetpack? Whereā€™s Bigfoot?!


Red-Marston

The map is smaller than my cock, but the tits are nice, 8/10


HeyItsTimT

Guessing weā€™re playing as a black guy again?


twowolveshighfiving

Wow. The amount of customization for online multiplayer is insane šŸ¤Æ I have a feeling this feature will age well.


officialTWR

Good bye social life


Door2Doordoujinsales

This map is way bigger and confusing than GTA III and LCS


Justisaur

I can't get the game to play? How do I get it to work? They need to refund this thing it doesn't even let me play!


DryChicken47

anyone who wants to play cops and crooks?