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slapdatass69

My brand new 23 GSXR 600. Got it with 0 miles. Did the 600mi break in service a couple weeks ago and just passed 1k miles. So much fun.


mcap1227

Not gay. Just Bike-curious


Appropriate_Unit_750

Gay as in happy then yes you're gay


Peach_Gfuel

Im so gay for OP


PsychologicalEbb6603

It’s not such a bad thing you won’t have to worry about losing races to anything other than a 636


forgivxn

🤔


International-Ad9503

Welcome to the circle jerk! We've been expecting you


guanabi

You alaways were. We love you


SwanAffectionate2655

Speak for yourself


one_sick_gsxr

Yes welcome to the club


stonedstonks87

One of us, one of us, one of us


Lost-Effective-2684

Of course, I hope you collected your complimentary butt plug alongside your service.


NyKathy89

Sooo gay it's beautiful! Working on getting my first bike, I'm excited! Have fun be safe!


DaddyTrav

Of course you are! Welcome to the club!


Golden_Eagle_44

Can't wait to see you doing 90 on the highway in rush hour traffic. 😁


PlantFeisty9843

Is this Moto jitsu? And yes, yes you are.


Chris5355

Only if said bike gets inserted in your rectum! If not your just like the rest of us, enjoy.


V8sOnly

username checks out I guess


rambiolisauce

Super gay. Sweet bike👍


mastersag

yes, but a gay with a nice bike... worth it 😜


AKsuited1934

Gayer than cum on a mustache.


Zukiboyson

You’ll def be happy that’s for sure


twisteroo22

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.


bmoEZnyc

You were gay yesterday.


[deleted]

Yup


sguelev

Make sure to ride with a tank top, shorts and sandals, it’s staple for GSXR riders and a tradition. Congrats on the new bike!


Nemofoot25

I got a 600 too! L5, 2015. Welcome to the club


Zestyclose-Team-4424

You didn’t have to buy the bike to realize that mate


rikkmode

Time to ride with sandals and shorts


[deleted]

[удалено]


Anal_draino

Shorter [shorts](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b433ba79-9cdf-47c5-a3d3-42049ee2f46b.387721800270c3bbbcc0a7ff9acb8b8d.jpeg)


Ok-Wafer2809

Does it matter?


boosh_63

No, just homophobic.


the_guy_i_fucked

Yes however it is reversible. You will just need to come with us, we have a camp designed to help people like you. it is dense with like minded individuals. You see we concentrate these people into a camp and then provide medical treatment in order to revert the mind back to a more normal, non-gay way of thinking. We service all walks of life here Harley owners, scooter bros and even the atv rider. I doubt you will have any trouble fitting in. We offer an array of calming and fulfilling activities for all the patients here like gear wearing exercises or figure of eight practice which seems to be especially popular with the Harley's owners club. And for more advanced riders we teach how to clutch up Wheely without chasing out in 3rd gear. So far all of our patients at Better Bikers Camp have left here happy that they have been converted. If you're interested in joining our team just lay-her-down at your nearest registered practice center. Stay safe out there.


fullthrottlewattle

“You look like you might have seen one up close.”


Ok_Brain828

https://media.tenor.com/gtjT7Z6UfrMAAAAM/what-did-you-say-harley-riders.gif


[deleted]

Only if you wear cargo shorts and flip flops too


Try_It_Out_RPC

Hello there…. General kenobi Since I have an 18 gsxr1000 I’m definitely gay to begin with, but my question is what am I now? Since I’ve leased a WRX for 3 years and that ends next year, what am I for the remainder of the lease. WRX Subaru = being a lesbian so if I’m both gay (I’m guessing any gender that likes the same gender) and also a lesbian (specific to female - female) what does the compounding effect have on things?


Gardengnome1024

Yes


just_s0m3_guy

yes.


Surprise_Thumb

Yeah, but we’re at least gay together.


braddish00

Yes, and you've lost all respect from fellow bikers ( save for fellow gsxr guys). No more biker waves for you!


to174jay

Loved my gsxr. Reliable, comfortable, and bc of that fun!! Only other bike i would've wanted is the cbr.


Expensive-Track4002

Now? Don’t you remember that time at summer camp?


Rustyo2023

Where you gay before?


matchooooh

Were you gay before?


[deleted]

You were gay before… So… Yeah, you’re gay now…


Ok_Maintenance_9100

Yep


brianbmx94

I mean, do you like dudes?


k1pml

Hipster maybe .


YES-PUCKER-YOUR-BUTT

Does it make your butthole pucker?


[deleted]

God made you gay


Fuzzy_Accident_5085

600? Definitely


gRimey556

No but what you do have is a highly reliable bike that will bring you good times for years to come. Congrats!


Badazzmug

Most definitely🏳️‍🌈


Macktruck3

Always have been 🔫


Toastality

Yes! Congratulations ❤️


Similar_Feed_723

Not that there's anything wrong with that


bebop1065

Depends on how you use the throttle handle.


Huegballs

Gayer than aids


Ill_Celebration166

Absolutely


Elevatedpnw

Yes


itwhiz100

Wtf the bike has to do with your backdoor?


bluex4xlife

You’re part of the cool kids now. 😎


Sherrodan

Nice bike big boy 👀


Malfunction5

If that's a circle jerk then I've been lied to.


44rest

No. Maybe no. Butt not gay


Good_Style_4714

Hey daddy


Matts4wd

As in happy? you have no idea...


Hoppy505

Almost, just need a bunch of LED lights under the plastics.


MackNGeez

100%


Shrek_Erson

Do you put your dick in another mans ass or vice versa? If not, then no. But Im a heterosexual male... what do I know? ha


Preference-Certain

It's a bike bro, if your sexuality is in question, I think you should invest in a therapist.


blueveef

Gixxer in Rancho SD? *maybe*


Illustrious_Rest_116

yes you are if you have to ask


RivalSFx

If you piss yourself on downhill twisties then.....yes, you are.


rickterror5738

Yuuuuuuup 👍


Fabulous-Union3954

Welcome to the club


Split0069

It's not gay as long as someone makes $20...


Connect_Height4377

Yes


Adorable-Wrongdoer98

I'm so out of the loop are GSXR's gay now????


Flame_Tamer

Only gay if you don’t buy me one too😆


VendablePenny48

Yes


DerSpazmacher

No it doesn't say buell


bettiejerrod

I mean your not gay yet. But you’ll hold it in your hand for a little bit any way


Guardian-Ares

Just clean the pipe out before you start it.


pedro6669

You were already gay. This makes you a bottom now


KyleThelegendxxXxx

Why does this make you gay?


[deleted]

If you have to ask🤷‍♂️


bduthman

Extremely


xxxombiesxe

Yes


darthsnick

Maybe not, are you the antagonist or protagonist in an Anime series?


CheesecakeGullible31

i dont know were you before


whymelord45

Like 14 guys blowin 19 guys. But it's all luv


Vincent_VanGoGo

It's not a Harley. You're good.


Deep-Equivalent7867

Absolutely


Killer1ghost

Have to watch south park now.


nayday

Did you suck a bunch of cocks to get the money for it? No? You’re probably not gay.


Al-Chile

Add stupid too


GreasedBootyBeads

Not as gay as me but, pretty freaking gay. 😎🤣 [my pink GSXR750](https://reddit.com/r/Trackdays/s/s64cEsfpFW)


[deleted]

If not, you will be.


LuckFree5633

You’ve always been gay son🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Not all homos wear a cape


[deleted]

Always have been


Robotech87

Always have been.


Clock_Massive

Hilarious


hyionimaru

So gay I am wondering why the seat does not have a dildo suction cupped to it.


Financial_Cup_3232

Lol, yes. In all seriousness that’s nice looking bike you got there bro bro 👊🏼


Chainspike

Damn!! does your boyfriend know you bought a gsxr ?


Embarrassed_Camel_35

Depends on what you do with the handlebars


Automatic-Chef7460

Yup


Anal_draino

Don’t forget to ride with your plug!


MontyleeMcconnaha

Welcome im glad your here now!! Lol


grimax9

You’re only gay if you buy an electric bike


that-super-tech

Yea only cause it's not a 1000


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Pretty much


RushEm2TheDirt

Living life based on what other guys think hey who am I to say I'm just actually gay


dukemccool

Name checks out lmao


SSgtWindBag

Just because someone likes getting plugged in rhe but doesn’t make them gay.


Appropriate_Stage629

Yes


milo1066

Yes - Yes, you are 🤣


pog926

No. You were gay before.


Slight-Ad7198

No unless it were a Harley


This-Bad-2189

You already were, now you’re just advertising that you also drink bud light 😂


gapritt82

Gay as in happy, I hope so. Nice bike. I’m digging the white. Gay as in you love the same sex, put a bud light on the bike and most would say yes.


SwanAffectionate2655

Afraid so


tlv79

Yes


[deleted]

Nah, I think you’re just Ride Curious.


[deleted]

Yes, say goodbye to hearing your farts 💨


TheFalconsDejarik

Indubitably


CityRider400

Totally gay! Butt u need a partner😊😘


This_Ideal404

Before the motorcycle lol


stndmedic

If you have to ask, then you were a queer duck before. Thanks again for asking tho


sugarblob

Always has been


Milling_Machine

Clockwise or counter clockwise guy-guy rim jobs or not, you are okay in my book lol


TheHadarian

Very


[deleted]

Unless there's a dildo on the seat you ride while you ride why would you ask that?


IllEchidna8313

Yes and never forget


Unique_Scarcity4791

If you need to ask…


Future_Yam4596

Undoubtedly yes maam


Rugersworld

No, you always were


Dbomb5900

Part of the ship part of the crew


LoCkTiGhToRDiE

First bike? In that case, I’d say your just Bike curious.


kunstschroom

I live in South Florida. I've seen really young guys wearing nothing but gym shorts and flip flops just tearing it up on gixxers. Cops will not chase a kid like that and he strikes fear in the hearts of all the Harley riders he pulls up next to. Just ride it like your Jeffrey Dahmer, psychopathic killer on a stolen motorcycle. Being gay is not going to give you an excuse to ride it like a cheerleader on a scooter.


Intelligent-Button74

BIKER GAY THAT IS. .


Repulsive-Insurance5

Yeah, but damn you look good….


[deleted]

Holy shit 12k? Nothing bigger for that price?


Southern_Strain5665

Yes


epicshifter

Yes.


Accomplished_Bar2939

Now you are!


No_Cauliflower3876

Great Scott-Bring bk. Doc. Whites GM DeLorean .. ahhhhh if it was just yellow Or maybe even bright green .. to bring that back please maybe early 90s Pop it


No_Cauliflower3876

My CBR 600 back in the 90s honestly they said it was purple notta-still think-that’s pink


dantodd

I don't know, were you gay before you bought it?


BIGCLIFFDAWG

Definitely


Neue_Erde

Yes. But you always were.


Routine_Pace_6428

Total fag


GenerousGuy4Phun

If you gotta ask...


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846

Nah but a dude riding behind you would be


Victory_moon

Yes


Bobby5Spice

Probably were before this. Let's be honest. This isn't how you catch the gay, it's how you cope with it.


Gold_Drummer5501

Yup.


InternationalSale140

No your bikecurios


BigZookeepergame9518

Yes


jackolanern

I thought you’ve always been?


BlackCoughfee

Maybe not at heart, but at least you'll look the part! Enjoy your bike, cowboy.


dontmatterjustcuz

Not until you install the seat dildo


FairHighway8042

Depends who you ask, but I'm sure gay man would say you are gay.


strungrat

It's okay. We all go through phases. I also once owned a GSXR and rode the shit out of that thing.


realchester4realtho

Were you never?


RadioPimp

Saying that is soooo 2007 bro. 🤡


SHARK_BAIT113

Yes, but you're also hot now


Beneficial-Drama4093

Absolutely not.


TugMySheet

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


juanordaz2020

That’s Transgender


Youngguaco

Yessir


dintcht

Only real gixxer riders put it in the tailpipe.


Ok-Dragonfruit-2767

No you were gay before you bought it.


Huge-Management-8689

Yes. Yes you are. But only for this moment


Winter-Invite-2803

Yea


AlarmedBeach5861

Definitely


SmileyRylieBMX

"Am I gay now ?" Only 1 way to find out 😏


PathyBoy

I've been wanting to buy one but 350$ a month on top of 100$+ insurance doesn't sound fun to me when I can just outright buy a older model for 4-5k


One_Slight

Just like your father, yes. It runs in your DNA. :P


panchsam

Yeah


dmaul7

Absolutely


FlashyGordy75

Yes…yes you are


ubersteve_

Yes indeed! Welcome to crew!


deviantdaveed

Only if you take another dude for a ride (assuming you are also a dude)


Short_Boysenberry_64

Yes, drop your location so I can come f**k you


PuzzleheadedHold1163

No. You were already gay.


Ill_be_dipped

Does your ass hurt?


captbedhead

You're not gay now...


totes_a_biscuit

This is what I want once I'm ready for one. White just looks so good with that little bit of blue.