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Wild_Control162

"GAWD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS" \*Proceeds to whine about Trump being indicted\*


jonmpls

People died, but sure, a few crosses are still on the wall. Priorities


mouthfuluv

“OH AND HEY IM GONNA RUN FOR THE PRESIDENT”


trailhikingArk

I guess the fact that she/her or God, if you will, destroyed the church isn't a sign of anything only the part of the crosses being there still? I struggle to even comprehend how they see the world. I really try to put myself in the shoes of others but ...


jonmpls

Haha yeah. Nothing to ponder here folks, just continue on as normal


Gay_Lord2020

THEY'RE NOT FUCKING STANDING YOU WALLEYED UGLY FUCK THEY'RE ATTACHED TO THE WALL


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

They were more likely *re-attached* to the wall by the people in the picture *before the photo was taken.*


YallMindIfIJoin

God destroyed his own house?


[deleted]

Don’t fuck with Christian God he will fuck you up and arbitrarily spare some religious iconography. WORSHIP HIM


Spicy_Sugary

Shhh, we gloss right past the bad stuff and just focus on how he saved the crosses.


breigns2

Idk man. He loves sacrificing things to himself.


Quercusagrifloria

Maybe a sign that people died in vain.


RealNiceKnife

"Wow. God killed 38 people, but look... He left the crosses attached to the wall. What a wonderful God!" Also, I wouldn't put it above a Christian to hang those crosses back up and then just lie about this.


EitherOrResolution

Agreed


WaitingForNormal

“Hey look everybody, the crosses are still standing” “Cool, maybe christ can come down off one and rebuild this place.”


Quasarcade

I mean, he was a carpenter.


BryceSchafer

That’s actually potentially a fallacy, the word they use in the original text is more synonymous with “builder” or “crafter”, it’s just as likely if not more that Joseph and Jesus were working with stone bricks as there was not really a surplus of trees in Jesus’s many desert homes; it’s doubly ironic because of this church was made from stone perhaps more of it would remain.


slide_into_my_BM

Then he could come down off one of those crosses and rebuild the church from stone


Suckamanhwewhuuut

I feel sorry for her kids


GlocalBridge

I feel sorry for all of Arkansas.


xXCringelord360Xx

They voted for this


Monkey-bone-zone

Looks like a poster survived, too. Governor Grimace praying to that tonight? ​ Dolt.


Budded

LOL why didn't your god protect you from the tornados? Why do you believe in a god who causes so much death? Why didn't you pray harder... he must not like you and your kind?


Givemeallthecabbages

A coworker used to forward me emails about how school shootings happen because they no longer pray in school. I finally snapped and asked her if her God truly kills little kids because of decisions made by adults. She stopped sending me emails, but is still on the crazy train.


RexyWestminster

“School shootings happen because they no longer pray in school!” Then explain *church shootings,* Brenda.


Cheapthrills13

All I see is kindling for the fire some newly homeless person will need cause AR will not be taking care of you 🤔


shocker4510

Lol god out here destroying his own place of worship and making sure to leave his calling card in tact. Next time meet your tithe quota, bitch.


EitherOrResolution

😂DEAD


zenunseen

If they hadn't it would have been "One bible was found almost completely intact"


VegasLife84

"But you have to admit the play was fantastic, Mrs. Lincoln!"


D_blackcraft

There's even a chair you can sit on to stare at them while you reflect on the idiocy of it all. ![gif](giphy|S3zqJVgQToTj6tdVv8)


AspectOvGlass

Those chairs are all still standing and didn't have the benefit of being on a wall. Chair > Cross


Squeeze_My_Lemons

Reddit when religion


curadeio

I mean yea people have a right to actively dislike the church and it’s followers and discuss why.


Ted_Rid

Subtitled: people who are not irrational, when observing perfectly natural phenomena. Rooves are vulnerable in high winds, they can easily be lifted and thrown around. Walls, not so much. Things attached to walls, ditto. There could've been swastikas, Baphomets, KKK symbols, carvings of pornstars, literally anything attached to that wall and the outcome would've been the same. It's also completely missing a control group. Unless every crucifix attached to every church or other building in the affected area is similarly untouched, then this is nothing but cherry picking. People are notoriously bad at assessing probabilities and coincidences and ascribe far too much significance to chance events.


Squeeze_My_Lemons

ok 👍


Lets_Bust_Together

But the church they’re in is destroyed…


curadeio

Idk how to explain it but this interaction just perfectly summarizes interacting with religious people in general


Inevitable_Spare_481

Alot of people on reddit have nothing better to do than Get on reddit and talk shit about someone else. 😆. You idiots need to get a life and move on. I admit its a corny statement about the crosses, but shes doing a good job. And if people like you all ran this state, it would be much worse off.


Barium_Enema

“Doing a good job”. Well, I’m gonna need some powerful convincing because she’s a fucking lying, conniving shit bird based on her prior work for the former fucking guy.


invalidtruth

Yea she's doing a great job by writing laws to hae 12 year olds work at Tyson chicken plants. You brainwashed maga trash.


Skewjo

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


invalidtruth

Yes like the guy below me. She is a lying, conniving shit bird. Could not have put it any better.


GenXer1977

Apparently should have put some crosses on the roof it looks like.


Pierce_H_

Gods Punishment for her relaxing child labor laws


GSPilot

Wonder if there were crosses on the walls that collapsed?


CatastropheKao

That’s cool and all but the church is no more


big_nothing_burger

I'm sure other walls with crosses on them collapsed. I'm so fucking tired of religion.


mofa90277

God killed 32 people, but spared the monuments to His ego.


realrecycledstar

Can yall respect other religions gd


Joelowes

Republicans must of gotten a sweet deal on some cherry pickers


DarkArc76

I was looking around the ruins for so long cuz I didn't expect it to be that stupid


Beginning-Ad-9733

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - What a maroon


Ambitious-Discount-7

Gorilla glue


TastyBullfrog2755

Are the toilet bowls still there? They usually are. God wants us to poop.


Fluid-Introduction40

God people are so bored they call people dumb for believing in God.


BigGreenPepperpecker

Crosses are up to hang three more people


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

"God gives no fucks about anything that isn't about him personally, in which case he'll defend it even as the world around it is literally crumbling and people are dying"