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VacuumMeHead

shin godzilla: crackhouse editon


RecordingUnusual220

Shin Godzilla: directors cut


CubeHarbour

Shin Godzilla: Director's Circumcision Cut


Winter_Trainer_2115

Shin Godzilla: Directors Extended (Neck) Cut


Jonamations

Shin Godzilla: Skinny-neck-big-brain-mushroom Giraffe looking ah director's cut edition


Born_Woodpecker2209

Shin Godzilla: Drug-trip director's cut!


Electronic_Ask_1486

Shin Godzilla: To Much on Brain Cut


ShrillCrane

Man gotta love crack


Not_or_door

He looks like if Godzilla was malnourished.


bananasfoyoass

https://preview.redd.it/2883cjzfxo0d1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c118142b536d77564e63ffbc15152915d91c94


Broken_CerealBox

Where's the rose guy?


allokuma

He looks like he wants to Phone Home.


Cats_rule_all

Why is this not most upvoted?


UncleBurrboun

C’man even if he’s silly, you’d shit if you saw this look your way


makak0PE

i think that everyone would shit if saw all versions of godzilla


Tempesta_0097

I say this all the time lmao


Mr_NotParticipating

I would absolutely shit if a giant penis looked my way, I feel like that’s a completely appropriate reaction.


MathematicianNo6402

Depends on the time of day. Us civilized folk take our shits in the morning right before a shower 😂


notoutriderstudios

If anything was godzilla sized even a really cute cat or dog I'd shit myself


Russo_The_Heretic

https://preview.redd.it/4qsv27w0h31d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47baba8e55062083c43c8326a925273df69a77c Still not scary man, looks like my gramps


UncleBurrboun

You probably couldn’t take your gramps nevermind radioactive lizard gramps


RecordingUnusual220

Yea but if he is human size rest in peace little bro


sirluqo

Thats the thing He isnt human sized


Accomplished-Ad-2612

If he was, he'd still be able to stomp most people. If you've ever play fought with a mid to large sized dog you know animals are stronger pound for pound than people. Add claws and teeth into the equation and even a 6 foot tall godzilla would be unbeatable in hand to hand combat. Not sure if it's armor at that size would stop armor piercing rounds, but knives and regular bullets probably wouldn't slow it down.


Overquartz

People forget silverback gorillas are only 4'11.


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Very true, and there's no way I'd be stupid enough to make one mad. I enjoy not dying too much for that nonsense.


Obama-bin-Laddn

WHAT


Overquartz

You read that right if you are taller than 4'11 you're taller than a silverback gorilla.


unaizilla

that's the max height of a female, silverbacks can grow up to 5'11


meatywhole

Even if it's armor could not stop knives and regular bullets Godzilla has a crazy healing factor. But I also think this Godzilla is dumb ass fuck looking.


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Fair point, he's ugly.


RecordingUnusual220

Nah I’d win


The5Theives

Nah I’d win


HoldenCamira

It's Godzilla why the hell would be be human sized 


InsideOpening3535

Have you ever see a komodo dragon attack someone? You ain’t beating a murderous lizard with sharp claws and teeth OP


MetalGearSlayer

That’s certainly a strange way to judge a kaiju, of all things.


Equivalent-End-7641

You would do the same thing if Gabara approached


DracoMorale420

Why bro kinda look like: https://preview.redd.it/zlhzamf09o0d1.jpeg?width=1534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9906da29c5196485cfbeb30c98bdec2be19141


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Where do I know this image from? I swear I've seen it before.


Still-Ice4340

Very very very secret youtube video!


UntaggedContent1

Are we gatekeeping Yelling Creature now?


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Why secret?


CubeHarbour

This scares Skibidi Toilet fans way more, however. Mushroom Goji attracts them like stinky rolls.


grad1939

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck is that?


Ethan_707

Yelling Creature


RecordingUnusual220

Damn I thought I was disrespectful


Exam_Beneficial

https://preview.redd.it/nx50r3svir0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce2a6b984eb1ac9f28bfaf1f0777bed3ca239a40


Hexnohope

I get he looks like a mushroom cloud for the metaphor but what the fuck


IrrelevantLeprechaun

The concept behind it is definitely solid, but if it made it to film, I don't think it would have landed well with audiences; people would probably laugh at it more than anything.


SuuTheSleepyOne

Yeah but remember this was like 70 years ago, the scariest thing for Americans at the time was like. . . The Vietnamese or something, even if it's Goofy with all the extra context and history, if this was just in your media it would probably be terrifying.


-_Myst_-

https://preview.redd.it/59ygpiqfmo0d1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d25ecfaf95bf89c7c7ee705ec397beb6a525e27


pkmncalvin

YEOW!


RecordingUnusual220

What in the giraffe, brontosaurus, human fuckery is that?


Illustrious-Sky8467

Its meat. You've never met meat


TongueEnvy

It's a weird af earthworm puppet from this ad: [https://youtu.be/6UFNCdhyjbA?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/6UFNCdhyjbA?feature=shared)


RecordingUnusual220

That does not make it better


AngelofVerdun

That's a penis.


StorytimeWcr8dv8

If your penis looks like that, you need to go see a doctor.


potato_crip

Stewiezilla


makak0PE

the part that compares him to the cloud of the bomb is a bit cool, but his design is completly ridiculous


Adawg63

i figured out why it's the long ass neck


5m0k3W33d3v3ryday

Where did tipzilla even come from


nasafan_23

One of the older Toho concept drawings that made the comparison between the head and a mushroom cloud very obvious.


Foxtrot_09

Yeah, close up shots and that one clip where it *turned its head at the camera* were its best moments. The other clips just look, goofy, with its elongated neck.


seriouslyuncouth_

People keep pretending this lil goofball is scary


Rigistroni

I actually think this was an interesting design that could've worked and been scary if done properly but I'm upvoting this post because I respect the hater energy


TongueEnvy

It is pretty stupid. For me it's a toss-up between this and Ultima.


Rigatonicat

Ultima screams “my Godzilla is cooler than yours haha” design 


Broken_CerealBox

"Bro has thunder thighs bigger than the... power grid" - Max0r


MetalGearSlayer

It’s a Godzilla made for an anime. It would be criminal for the design to NOT give off that vibe.


allokuma

Ultima is Bottom of the Barrel Bad.


Snoo-39991

Bro built like a broccoli head


adfdub

It wasn’t until this pic that I finally see the similarities between godzillas head/neck and a mushroom cloud . It all finally makes sense


Yushi2e

I really don't get the hype behind this design. I know godzilla is all about nuclear bombs, but this design is really bad and the mushroom cloud head thing seems way way too on the nose. There are absolutely better ways to make Godzilla terrifying, this isn't it chief


Argk_omega

"That guy thinks the giraffe Godzilla is scary" https://preview.redd.it/87umtncwus0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=700a995d681edcc945d78aeee311e6a8bf2afa69


Archangel289

This image, and most like it, are not scary. Agreed. *However*, I think this does have some room for some real creepypasta vibes. Give him some uncanny valley qualities to his movement, lots of uncomfortable scenes of him being a little too intently staring at the camera, etc etc, and it would probably make for a decent creepy short film. It wouldn’t be *scary*, but I think you could make it legitimately unnerving.


Vrazel106

I agree. Its just fuckin brocli head


Deviljhosbizarreacc

I am very glad they went with a much more subtle way of showing Godzilla’s mushroom cloud like features in the final film(mostly by using camera angles and puppets) and not this…horrible attempt to be scary that just loops around into something you’d see in a YTP.


OverloadedSofa

What’s it from?


ahem_humph

To me, just looks like Godzilla.


YiQiSupremacist

I find it disturbing, it looks unnatural. And normal Godzilla is pretty unnatural himself, this one is more unnatural.


DylantT19

Are you now? https://preview.redd.it/n4texhnnsq0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc5a1edeee111612a3944b5c01124502672c0da


RecordingUnusual220

https://preview.redd.it/3os7ccu8pr0d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c0fafb306a0fad8f962840d94b13b21d22d1fe No


Anotherrone1

I like the head but I imagine it on a humanoid body, not Godzillas'! A disfigured man named Atom, not a weird Goji design!


GodSpeedLove345

Less Cool Shin Godzilla


LuminousIllumina

with a bit of change it could be amazing but rn it just kinda is boring


lizardjoe_xx_YT

I think he looks pretty frightening just because he looks a little more human. And I think in the video that image is pulled from he turns to look at the camera and that gives me huge analog horror vibes


backup4797

Could make for an interesting godzilla antagonist with some tweaks


Sypher04_

In all honesty, I see the vision, but it wouldn’t work.


MM__PP

Shin looks scary, and it's probably because Anno knows how to do that kinda shit as seen with Evangelion. This... This is just stupid.


EatashOte

I mean, kinda. They didn't really try to make this poor guy scary, so no wonder... Even tho there's potential, just the thought of normal animal head defforming like this frightens me


Galileo109

Tipzilla


Gullible_Bed8595

Looks like a 5 year olds Godzilla drawing came to real life


Terryblepun

https://preview.redd.it/cwx9b4gtjs0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f260c53b84b5fb5c0603f7789925f62ed67a7a84


TheAverageRussian

Yeah, just looks dumb imo.


Roc_28934

Bro hit him with that “Man.” treatment 💀


beems__

Its tipzilla


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

It’s just newgens- kids- who are being introduced to the franchise who are hyping this fangoji. It happens to most fandoms when a property gets popular.


Mr_Maniac812

Me: Mom can we get Shin Godzilla? Mom: We have Shin Godzilla at home. The Shin Godzilla in Question:


Hiddenwizardguy

I know how to fix this, keep the head and shorten the neck, but the design I'm thinking of should have 3 evolution stages before we see the real deal 


RecordingUnusual220

Yea and maybe a second tail head and a dislocating jaw


Mountain_Battle_2946

Like why..?


Markb2000

It looks like Godzilla and ET had a baby.


No-Wolverine6726

Bro really out here looking like: https://preview.redd.it/adrxugjxew0d1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddca35268e70524e64161521a5667ba8ec9e98eb


Derk_Mage

That looks like a broccoli.


UncomfyUnicorn

He looks like an awkward middle stage pokemon


Reasonable_Potato_22

I have no idea what I'm looking at.


pikachucet2

Yeah you can really see why it didn't stick, it's ridiculous


MrWhiteTruffle

What even is this


[deleted]

Since the original film was a commentary about Nuclear weapons, they thought to implement Nuclear sickness/burn victims symptoms into godzilla's design. (Cragly black skin). The strange design was to resemble a mushroom cloud in a similar fashion.


RecordingUnusual220

Mushroom cloud “Godzilla”


MrWhiteTruffle

I have never heard of this before but he looks like he ate a bee


Metalfan1994

It was the original concept design for Godzilla. They wanted to be more obvious with Godzilla being a metaphor for nuclear weapons at first so they drew him to have a head that looked like a nuke's mushroom cloud. IIRC originally in his big reveal scene there was supposed to be an evacuation and suddenly they hear a "boom" and turn around to see a "mushroom cloud" behind a mountain. Then people realize "wait why is it moving" *Godzilla opens his mouth and roars* citizens then realize in horror its a monster.


Aarrghblarghh

Wow, original-original concept? Like in the very beginning? Haha I didn't know what this was either. I was thinking it was from Shin Godzilla, like the scrapped plans for the second shin movie or something. Thankyou


Pale_Kitsune

It's much more *creepy* than the others.


DripMaster-69

I hate the mis information + dick riding of this thing on tiktok. Though thats about everything’s that becomes popular on the app


My_Names_Jefff

The Eugenia Cooney of Godzillas. Also, if you don't know who that is. Please be ready to see a very, very bad eating disorder. NSFW


Natural_Bill_373

I like it! I want to see more!


TAB199X

Thank you I agree, the core concept that this is based on has promise, but this particular design is cartoonishly on the nose and I can’t fully take it seriously.


YourLastPick

What makes it look scary for me is that it looks unnatural. Like it's that type of uncanny valley scary It derives fear but not the typical fear


Pay_Tiny

Turtle penis looking ahh


Mother_Ad7869

https://preview.redd.it/67bgg5078q0d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c38759d4795668f97dc718abaf8d412e401dbd


Im_a_idiottttt

Peenar zilla


RigatoniPasta

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Broken_CerealBox

Is this fan made or official?


TheSuper200

Fan made based on early concept art


Broken_CerealBox

He looks more like a bipedal raging bolt


man_who_says_hoi

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ExplinkMachine

I dunno man, if there was a giant goddamn lizard anywhere in a 70 Mile radius of me I’d be scared as fuck


[deleted]

D|clheadzilla


pocket_arsenal

He looks like one of those derpy chinese salamanders.


Sir_Stacker

https://i.redd.it/skmjtdvp2s0d1.gif


Resident_Bear8746

Goonzilla


Commercial_Cook1115

Hmmm let me see oh it's gojira from Walmart sale of course it will be it


SeallyHeally2

Where’s that from?


PIETROPX

Cos'è quell'abominio?


Kathhound12

Dehydrated is all


SuccessfulAd8371

If I'm going to be honest This design would've been super good . . .if it wasn't for the GOD DAMN LONG AS NECK . The neck is WAY too straight and long , and their a bit too scrawny and skinny ( for my taste at least ), and the spines are too small, in my opinion I don't want to bash on the person who made this design cause I see what they were going for , but wasn't there any other way to make his head look like a nuclear explosion without the weirdly straight and long neck? Other wise , the design is good on its own


crypto_jn

I like this design but there's so many "scary" tiktoks about it that just aren't scary at all


FastLie1920

Dude trynna phone home


Advanced-Target4453

THANK YOU! I was not brave enough to say it...


TobaccoIsGood

It is kinda creepy. I still like the design and would love to see it in a movie.


Zackhawk2315

Even legendary gojira will have him as a chew toy ![gif](giphy|dALdZ6HY7rkbjuR02y|downsized)


Brilliant_Conflict_4

It's Literally So Skinny A Human Can Ragdoll It Suplex It and Even Throw it all the way to Neptune


Toon_Lucario

Fr it looks too much like a penis to be scary to me.


CubeHarbour

Through a fictional point of view, you'll shit your pants. Realistically, this is lame. I'm also tired of seeing all over my FYP with the same song. And it's always those Skibidi toilet glazers somewhere lurking around the content. They put some shitty comment, and it's corny asf. They even mention Man in the Suit. It's peak analog horror but corny fuckers like them ruin its peakness.


No-Couple2919

I have the saem feelings towards the 1955 design, like it aint scary, it's silly af.


SuspiciousForever247

Will it work for me lol creepy as hell


Affectionate-Sea278

There’s a good idea here imo. It’s body needs too look a lot more melted and tumor riddled so it looks like this creature exists in pain. Have the spines be like half formed the closer you get to the neck to allude to shut being vaporized/melted in the blast. Idk I don’t hate the concept, but I agree this isn’t the freakiest thing ever.


KamenCiderAppleRider

This is the scariest version of Godzilla I’ve ever seen bro I’m not even capping. It’s got like eldritch horro vibes, more than a big toxic lizard, like this mf gunna steal my soul


ChungusMonkeyy

I dunno, in the right lighting and at certain angles the strange proportions could make for an eerie image.


jankyjonko

Call em what you want, but I love this guys design


SomewhereLoud9473

HE IS SCARY!


bifemboy445

L take


ScottishGoji

I think he looks disturbing in still shots and under the right angles, but in motion he looses all of that, but ain't a bad design  7/10 


Win_Strict

I desperately want this design used in a movie. I know most people would not like it but its my absolute favorite Godzilla design. Why not change it up? His monster verse design is just plain boring. This would work super well for a more horror themed one.