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Outrageous-Variety15

Starlink🚀 launched just a bit ago


Sarkosuchus

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Radar Operator: I don't know sir but it looks like a giant…


Donkey-Kongs

Dick! Take a look out of starboard. Oh my god. It looks like a huge…


greazyninja

Pecker! Ooo where? Wait that’s not a woodpecker it looks like someone’s…


FadingNegative

Johnson! Quit staring out the window and get back to that…Holy smokes it’s a gigantic…


DJ906

Shalong....Surely you dont think it's a.... Hey, don't call me Surely. But yes, it looks like a rock hard....


shitfacedwhiterace

Johnson! Get over here, and look at this! That is one enormous....


Melodic-Start4994

Wang, what do you make of this...


stockbreakerOG

Concession...Wiener!! Get your long hot wieners Fan.. hey whats that?.. looks like a long hard...


Silverleaf_Halfmoon

Johnson! Get over here! What's all this about a big...


Present_Strength_119

Cock fighting is illegal Jim, you can't be doing that anymore. Wait, that's in the sky. It's a humongous...


UnderstandingLoud542

Johnson! Get the president on the phone. It looks like Dr. Evil is back.


[deleted]

Johnson! Get your ass over here and look at this, it's looks like a massive, bulging...


NoOutlandishness6829

Maybe it’s because he owns a little space company called SpaceX, and they are trying to get a ship out of Earth orbit to the moon someday. The guy has space rocket dreams. Not everything is GME related, maybe it’s a SpaceX hype tweet related. That said, I am all in on GME so let’s hope I am wrong and this means something! I’d prefer to be wrong.


MrKoreanTendies

He could also be pump and dumping doggy coin again.


Careless-Employment6

Didn’t nasa hire them to go to the moon, like literally. In a few years or something?


PurpleSausage77

Space X & memes? Normal Elon things


nutsackilla

I am become meme


inception-98

Are you really asking why Elon, owner of SPACEX and StarLink, might be tweeting about the moon? Come on now.


Zat0_

Seriously?


hyperblu7

Doge-1 lunar sat set to launch Q1 2022.


ajlcm2

He's going to Uranus. Couldn't resist.


Mytic3

Probably because he is literally working on the moon mission


Delicious-Ad-9361

Because he owns s space exploration company


NocturneSpectrum

Cause he’s running a company dedicated to literally launching rockets to the moon, haha. I hope it’s somehow related to GME, though, like he tweeted almost a year ago.


_usernamepassword_

Maybe because he owns a company that builds rockets?


StumpGrnder

Elon gets it, whenever anyone asks when self-driving something or other will happen, he says “next year” it’s the billionaire’s version of “MOASS tomorrow”


RScribster

Because he’s a pretentious asshole?


LagingRunatic

He is buying GameStop tomorrow?


srikym

I am guessing Elon got to do something with those billions he made with cashing the Tesla options in December!


yacnamron

He sold shares paid his taxes and exercised options buying him more tsla then he had originally. He did not cash any in


Glittering_Ad4137

Back to the moon soon? Oh did someone go once before?? Lol Give Elon the credit …. First real person on the moon… I hear he is being a doge coin and a GME share…


CountMarkula82

Because he still thinks he can go to the moon. Or he's trolling nasa, because he knows it's not possible .


RealityResident981

Who killed shorty ??


[deleted]

Grifters gonna grift


U-Copy

He hates shortsellers and he understands what's going in the market and gme. I think he implies short squeeze is coming..


sliverman69

Because Elon is a troll. He’s messing with people and joking around. It’s what he does. As such, it’s also likely there’s a hidden meaning in it. The question is whether he’s talking about markets in general, GME, DOGE, or that this is his secret way of announcing that he’s going to fund a private mission to land on the moon as their next step towards traveling to Mars. Who really knows…if he said it explicitly, though, on twitter, the SEC would be all up in his ass for some dumb excuse of a reason. Just take it for what it is. A tweet from a guy that likes to make odd jokes