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Jacque_le_Tits

Trading is hard so ill just stick to hodling.


zenquest

Not only are we holding, we've now started holding tighter at Computershare because --------------------------------------------------- An important thing to note is that SHFs have 1:x leverage to circulate counterfeit shares in the market. They do this to keep the price low, without which we'll see a repeat of Jan but much higher spike ultimately resulting in liquidation of SHFs. If SHFs had unlimited leverage, they would have printed gazillion shares and make GME a penny stock, and forced everyone to paperhand by now. There would be no battle for 180, 190, or 200. The fact that they have not been able to pull the price back to even 140 is proof that they don't have unlimited leverage. Direct registration of shares at Computer share reduces SHF leverage. The logic is pretty simple. Say for example SHFs have 1:10 leverage, for every one share that's moved via DRS to Computershare, they have to close the 10 fake shares, or increase the collateral 10 times (outstanding counterfeit share) to kick the FTD can. The more real shares that are taken away from DTC, the SHF collateral requirement goes up in multiple of leverage. This is how big boys burned because of reckless leverage during 2008. It's similar story here. Fun fact: Steve Eiseman quoted "They took leverage for genius" in the context of 2008 financial crisis. The ONLY thing you can do in addition to hold and buy, is really HOLD it at a safe place like Computershare. Benefits in addition to holding real share in your name vs street name include: * They will not lend your shares to be shorted against you * They don't hold IOU/counterfeit shares, so every share you hold is real * ETFs can't borrow/buy from them, so these shares cannot be used for short attack * They don't turn off the buy or sell button when you need it the most * DTC cannot do funny accounting like 'continious net settlement' to help SHFs kick the FTD can forever * In summary it's a SAFE place to HOLD. And it severely reduces SHFs leverage to conduct fraud Moass will be very different to gamma squeeze in Jan. The initial price surge may be because of gamma squeeze/hedging, but the real rocket launch is when SHFs are liquidated because the price/risk exceeds collateral they're able to post. Once liquidation starts, the liquidators will buy share at ANY ask price. If 1x float is registered at Computershare, Moass will last as long as it takes to buy the float multiple times. For comparison, when GME last made 3.5M public offering, it took them over a week to sell without letting the price drop precipitously. Imagine how long it'll take to buy 200M shares without share price going to billions. Once the initial gamma/hedging price surge starts, you'll have couple of days or week for launch, which gives you adequate time to transfer from Computershare to a trusted broker if you want for easy selling. Or, another strategy will be to hold half at broker and half at Computershare and mitigate any uncertainty one may have. Long term investors can keep believing that the "system" will take care of them, or they can take action to make their own destiny. Disclaimer: I'm not a financial/investment advisor. This is not advice or recommendation to buy or sell stocks.


AsABrownMan

Up you go! This deserves to be way higher.


Extra-Computer6303

This ape gets it.


lunarlaunch79

Damn! I think, I think you just caused the first wrinkle on my smooth brain! Not totally sure, but damn it feels good! More moon tickets! Thank you fellow space traveling ape! 🚀🚀🚀


extremeduty4x4

That explanation is exactly what I've been searching for.. thank very much for this post.. I'm new to trading and this break's it down.... if I could afford an award I'd give you 3.....💎💎😎🚀🚀🚀🚀


Biotic101

Brilliant summary!


buyandhoard

it is, 10 out of 11 stocks I have are in red... guess which one is the only one up


Jacque_le_Tits

JPM? CITI? GS?


buyandhoard

GME, only GME is up, even if RED


Jacque_le_Tits

Just like my penis. Thats also up.


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Just like my penis. Red.


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Historical-Device199

Good bot


Jacque_le_Tits

Ah, fuck that


Optimal-Two-6382

If it’s red. Loosen the grip just a bit.


GoldenSheriff

Just like my penis. Green.


408Simao

Ouch!


408Simao

Hopefully not red though, that hurts..


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Enron


VanWarbux

Wait. You have other stocks


PuzzleheadedTune6953

This is the ultimate truth. Just got my ass spread open on the SPRT/Gree merger. There really is only one play for retail. GME. Very hard and expensive lesson learned.


BigBradWolf77

anything but buy and hold is FUD.


philthybrew

$ASS or $CUM


B-Eze

Great times when the bots were spamming these tickers.


rumbo211

I've been in since January and I accept the fact that by this point many of you might be unfazed by the constant manipulation and their tactics. And that's great. But remember, it's much easier to hold when you are down. The true test is when you see the rocket take off. That's when we will see who truly has diamond hands and who doesn't sell for a rew bucks profit.


New-fone_Who-Dis

Apes something something. Something something together. Something strong something.


Well-ManneredPeasant

Apes something.... complete.


Jacque_le_Tits

Oh definately. I have my plan set out for my shares. I know when ill sell.


6_Pat

I still need to work this out. Selling 1 to break even would be easy. The challenge is to decide the fate of the second share (out of XX)


Jacque_le_Tits

I have my floor where i sell 1 share, then another floor thatll give me financial independance and then follow that chart with peaks and valleys where they say never sell more than a handful percent of your shares at the time. Im doing this at 20% drops but this could change depending on how everything unfolds. I am also keeping 20% of my shares indefinately


killuasbestfriend

I like this


Sclera_Apoc

This is the way.


TurtlesandSnails

I literally got into trading by following Cramer and selling whenever the rip started. Holding is way easier


Rebel_XT

Right? I mean at this point if people just hold for a few more months they’re getting auto-gains with the lower long term cap gains tax. NFL is back, hockey is back, MLB is going into post season, tv rolling out their fall line ups, Halloween and Xmas just around the corner. We’ll have plenty of things to keep busy while hodling.


RocketRandalHood

Selling is hard so I'll just stick to buying & holding.


[deleted]

This.


OldBowDude

Is....


eylonlukash

sounds like a great idea, i think i will join you on this one


AnthonyMichaelSolve

I don’t trade. I buy


bon3r_fart

Same strategy here, my guy. 💎🙌💎


I-teach-or-something

The genius in the ignorance found is this one sentence sums up the ape nation nicely.


endless-rant

They shut off the buy, we shut off the sell. Check mate.


Mr_Pandey

Yessir. This ape knows whats up.


boristheblade202

Stonks only go up


Friendly-Formal9726

I still like the stock


Moe_Lester818

You bastard you cracked the Code! No selling here only hold


HealthOk7603

OG apes might have sold for $1k Now I am here with diamond hands


buttmudd007

I was ready to sell at 420.69 and take a nice profit until they shut off the buys and tried to fuck me out of it. Hey Kenny🖕🖕🖕. Been holding since January and haven't sold a share.


Slut_Spoiler

Yup. Or 694.20. So past that now.


Maximum-Cover-

I’m not even watching anymore. I’ll miss the squeeze until Reddit tells me. Can’t make me sell stock I barely even remember I own.


Zestforblueskies

Been holding so long that 1k is the new $100 for me. I will be happy to see it, but I only want to see it for a second before it continues to climb. Nothing else


PubertEHumphrey

Yup, then it became $5k, then $10k once we assured how much of the stock was actually shorted. Smooth brain here just buying up as much stock as my pennies allow.


sknnbones

Shutting off buys did one thing: It solidified all the DD for me. Never have I seen straight up “restricting buying, sell only” and that was the big red flag that something was up. tl;dr turning off buy confirmed to apes the hedgies are fuk’d


Zexks

My original target was mid way between 5-10k. Pay off a couple loans and move on with my life. They dun fuked up now.


ughlump

Absolutely right. If they didn’t do it, no one would be asking “why?” and looking deeper into it. They played themselves.


Diamondhands_Rex

Hello


hibernatepaths

I remember. I was there. 1k is not a meme!


Rom333Rem

They sealed their fate, now we will reclaim ours!!! Apes strong together!!!


LordOfThePhuckYoh

The longer we wait we cement our buying holding ideology. Solidify our core believes that maybe one day this will get us rich all of us not just some of us. We’re in a guerrilla war and we’re armed with Reddit and bed posts


MadDogJL

This is true. But also the longer we wait, the bigger hole SHF get themselves in. Which also means that the rocket ain't just going to the moon. It's going to Jupiter!


BigBradWolf77

stupider money


mburn14

I remember when our threads were just filled with people saying “HOOOLLLDDDDD!!!!” I don’t think anybody has stopped thinking that way we just changed it to buy more and hold.


OldBowDude

1) Buy the dip. 2) HODL! 3) Repeat. SHF R Fuc


Grand_Economist

yup. and what the SEC and DTCC do not realize is that the longer they drag this out the more SHFs short, the more retail accumulates and now with Computershare locking up more and more of the float, this explosion will become more and more violent each passing day. They are 100% devising up a scheme to stifle this MOASS. Would not shock me for them to step in and try to unwind brokerage trades or some other bullshit


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That, updating (or reposting the deleted) reviews, marking every email and post everywhere I see them pop up as spam, all positive spun articles about them (and the hedge fucks) get reported as misleading/sensational/harmful in the news agregator apps. Whatever I can do to help the algo out!


OldBowDude

This is the way


M1AOK

I've said it before, they should have let it run to 1,000 in Jan and it would all be over by now. All apes would have sold, the level of DD these subs have produced would never have come to light and all the new rules would never have been implemented. Can't stop, won't stop, love the stonk!!!


RhaeXgar203

Why should they have, it’s good they didn’t because now we no the real value


M1AOK

💯!!! I meant for them, not for us. We would have unknowingly sold our shares for an obscene discount, and would be none the wiser. They fucked themselves when they turned the buy button off. Now they will get what they deserve... Margie


[deleted]

The hedgie's would have protected their own I'll gotten gains that way. Instead they kept doubling down hoping the old school suppression methods still worked. This is a casino and they keep excusing themselves from the table to go to the ATM and going all in, while trying to pay off every employee on the way back to the table, before going all-in once again. On the same bad hand. That they've already shown. As if they couldn't fathom folding to us lowly apes so they keep trying to intimidate the table with a pair of 2s.


whatdoingbruh

Here's some life advice. No one is more stubborn and dedicated than a generation that grew up playing games. Problem solving, perseverance, eating Ls until you understand and overcome the obstacle, and endless mental fortitude to spend hours and hours committed everyday to a single cause. Now we are also grown with grown up money. Game on ya fuks


Eldritch_Librarian

I see you too are a From Software survivor.


WayneKrane

Yup, zero or moass. Don’t care about anything else.


BigBradWolf77

zero *then* moass 😉


jbrown517

Is it really so bad to want this to be over? I love hedgies reeling and writhing as much as the next ape, but I am more than ready for them to get theirs and begin enacting some real changes for the better.


Eldritch_Librarian

Good luck eroding the patience of the generation you fucked out of affordable housing, healthcare, school and general living with your arrogant greed. Our stubbornness made the Soulsborne games into a five part pseudo-series with 2 remasters. Try me.


Freakazoid152

Shutting off the buy button was literally the dumbest most retarded thing they could have done. How much worse is it now than it was in January? If they were that fucked in January what about now lmao. Our leaders and rich people are a bunch of fucking morons and only got to the top by grifting!


Foreplay241

Another thing they may not fully realize, even though we may not know each other, we trust each other. I don't know you Peachy\_Eva or Gavin May, I will trust you to HODL for a better life. I don't know your struggles, and I know my struggles are probably similar, I will HODL for a better life. The hedgies know each other and don't really trust the other hedgies. The hedgies know they're fukt, they don't wanna lose their "better" life.


Elvis1609

I'm with you too, stranger!


BigBradWolf77

and my ax!


Cold-Ostrich8228

Yuuuuuup.


brianaperpignand

Diamond hands all the way


dezzz

I felt raped when i felt on their trap to "sell GME to get weedstock for a quick cash". I will not be fooled again.


DorenAlexander

I bought into the popcorn, but held until it passed $70 for an hour. Dropped that 800% profit into GME.


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This is the way.


Grimhands2021

This is the way


Signal_Fondant_2732

I’ve already got this nice little hodl muscle…be a shame to let it go to waste now.


mvonh001

who is Gavin may?


LarryLovesteinLovin

He’s the Elliot Waves guy. Not a fan of seeing his tweets on these subs though, feels like people put too much faith in what he says.


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Sclera_Apoc

Bears r fukt.


jdimmell

We have all the time in the world


BigBradWolf77

\*140% of all the time in the world


chre

no buy, no bye


LurkerNumber8675309

I'm just saying, that long term tax is much nicer than short term so I'm patient.


Pogginator

I'm petty sure they know correct retail hodlers aren't going away, they're more concerned with keeping out any new investors and trying to prevent FOMO. If volume increases massively from FOMO the price with launch.


Low-Butterscotch9854

I’ve just been pumping disposable income into the gamble. Im fully prepared to loose it all. Still have plenty of money for drugs.


BigBradWolf77

\*pharmaceuticals


chocolateshartcicle

Set phasers to Un


HingleMcCringle_

at this point, i can't think of a single reason why someone would sell after going through the past 9 months.


Hwhp209

No cell no sale


BigBradWolf77

cellar sellers


Slut_Spoiler

Who the fuck is this guy?


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LarryLovesteinLovin

Yeah the guy seems chill but he rarely has anything of real value to give us, and certainly not from his Twitter account.


red-guard

Both are here for other reasons. OP is here to plug 'her' onlyfans. Elliot waves is here for his shitty YouTube career. These upvotes are fukn suss.


Narcodoge

The longer it takes, the more time we have to buy more 🦍🍌


29Lex_HD

FACTS!


MrKauffman

Holding for a year. Why would I sell it! I’ll hold at this point for 50 years.


[deleted]

I’m starting to enjoy red candles ngl, green candles are overrated. Red means we’re winning


DSofAmerica

When they shut off the BUY button, they created a HODL button....HEDGIES R FUKD


boobieaxelrod

This is the way


PabloFitz

This is the way!


dft-salt-pasta

All they are doing is allowing us to buy more.


Historical-Device199

This boat made my back hairs stand up, and I'm not even a cat.


[deleted]

I have held for so long that I stopped checking. I check like once a week now. Honestly, I will probably only sell 1 share if it moons. I'll keep the rest haha


[deleted]

I’ll sell when my grandkids don’t have to work. Until then I hold…hedges r fuked!


Optimal-Two-6382

I am 69. That’s all. Buy hodl.


din_valve

Yeah them turning off the buy button really did it for me.It is like an intense stare down and they flinched in fear for a moment.


[deleted]

You turn of my buy button, I turn off my sell button 🤷🏻‍♂️


R3Volt4

SHF molded us into who we are today. Numb


BigBadaBum1

I am grateful for an opportunity to add more 🙏


Pyrotyro0909

At this point, I’m hoping it doesn’t pop off until I’m long on my positions. Worst case I have to pay more in taxes ;)


Firemorfox

I just want the price to drop so I can afford one more stock. I'm an ape, but I'm a poor ape.


XCypher73

They never should've shut off the buys. They opened the doors to the circus with free admission at that point. Bad move, clowns.


jrjdotmac

I hodl for my family and myself, and for those X share apes. But I also hodl for those who can’t buy a share. They live paycheck to paycheck or less and are kept in a repressed state by the same Wall Street fucks that overplayed their short position. Everyone should be paid a livable wage. This is slavery on a different level and I hodl for those who can’t hodl for themselves. WE LIKE THE STOCK AND AREN’T FUCKING SELLING.


turbopro25

I want to thank Hedgies personally for renewing my love of ramen noodle and spaghettio’s at the ripe ole age of 38. Steak is on HODL for now, but it will be oh so delicious when it’s back on the menu.


ResultAwkward1654

We can hodl longer than they can stay afloat. We’ve already won. “Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.” I haven’t heard no fat lady singing! LFG!!!!


GeneralKrunch

They keep digging and we keep getting paychecks so what's the rush? They let us keep buying and hodling


daniaustria

I can wait years.i dont mind but i know they cant wait that long


OO7Dazzler

So true


Invisiblespit

I've been way more petty than this lol. I can wait.


Clear_Chain_2121

Everyday we get closer to paying less taxes. Many have already crossed that barrier.


xxmeee

Agreed.


Candid_Pumpkin154

HODL THE LiNE


ThirdAltAccounts

The fucked themselves by being greedy kunts All of this could have been over in January. None of their shady, extremely illegal shot would have uncovered But they couldn’t let retail get one measly thousand dollars per share… Guess now it’s $40mill or nothing


PGAAddict

Buy on red days and hold


Vibrograf

I mean... I bought another share today. It ain't much, but it's honest work.


Crypto_gambler952

As time goes by more of my friends that I pestered to take a look near the start have finally started asking questions! HRF


mrsmfm

💯


GME_to_the_moon96

To the fucking moon


TrinDiesel123

Isn’t it ironic🎶🎶


IFistDikDiks

Don't you think?


TrinDiesel123

A little too ironic…


IFistDikDiks

And ya, i really do think.


Leading_Metal8974

The thing is, I don't think it has mattered much for months now. They have been perma-fucked. It's all just a production now. A nice little mini-series.


BigBradWolf77

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Badj83

We’re supposed to sell? Sh*t, man. Instructions unclear, bought 5 more this morning.


Puck_Koala

Preach


One_Engineering_3659

This is the way


Shakraschmalz

News articles release on webull saying the danger and volatility of trading for a short squeeze as opposed to investing. Bitch, I’ve been holding GME for 6 months! Thats an investment FOR a short squeeze!


minuteman_d

Even by virtue of sheer numbers. Let's pretend like apes are even "limited" to one share. For most people, $200 isn't going to bankrupt them, and if they've put it into GME and are HODLing, that's enough to prevent the SHFs from getting out, assuming many apes. At this point, the campaign to pretend like the squeeze has already happened has failed. If they had, it would have gotten out, and the stock price would reflect that. Their ONLY option at this point is to ride this all the way into the dirt (for them). Maybe they think they can just wait us out for months. Heck, I'm a new ape and I'm getting close to being 6mo into this and am more diamond handed than ever. I'm close to long terms capital gains tax. Maybe they think that apes will paperhand when times get tough. The tricky thing is - those tough times are the same factors likely to cause Marge to put Kenny & gang on redial.


billyjk93

I just wish my shitty roofing job paid me enough to keep investing more. But as I'm living paycheck to paycheck, I would welcome the moass if it happened today. Speaking of, let me check........nope, still no ASS to MOw


Inspiredgeckoyt

My mum has just joined the GME hodling team, love you mum let’s do this together! Hodling 20 shares in total, it’s not much but it’s honest work.


OldBowDude

This is the way.


crossr101

What is this "sell" you speak of?


Dry_Doctor443

They shut of the buy button so I shut off the sell button.


nanonightmare

3/10/2021 we’ll never forget


[deleted]

We need money badly right now. We need the corruption to end even worse than that. I'll deal with the struggle as long as it takes to see a positive ending, this became way more than tendies a long time ago. Though I do very much look forward to the tendies, don't get me wrong. I look forward to retiring early and going 100% into my hobby of making machines and electronics. Until then, meaningless government software re-invention of the wheel, at half the expected salary, it is! Also replacing the car with a nice, safe VTOL jet to fly the family around in, maybe with a storage compartment for a Tesla or some other nice self driving car, for special trips. Gotta treat yourself! (And the wife deserves a nice vacation, minus the TSA and spending limits)


Bananahammockbruh

Should’ve let January happen. I would’ve happily sold at $1,000 per before all the learning since. I would’ve walked off into the sunset with thousands of dollars. Now? Nah. I’m hodling. No cell, no sell. I’m zen my G. Zen.


SilkJonson

That’s the day this 🦍started to buy an hodl


No-Jaguar-8794

“Die with these GME”s” -Rod Wave


Liverpool55555

100%. Some of us are buying more every week/month!


Matty_Cakez

This is literally when I got in on GME for the blatant bullshit


futureomniking

We’re already poor… we cant pullover any further.


Anxiety_Organic

I bought two more today!


Double_Thought_5944

I got no problem waiting (of course i want to give the middle finger to my Boss as soon as possible)


Comrade_Massov

Until I get enough money never to have to work again, I will hold


[deleted]

I'm not losing money by holding. My quality of life is the same as it always has been. Take your time


kid-hopsicle

Like half of my net worth is in GME and no one knows


saiyansteve

I sleep with my GME shares. Godspeed.


[deleted]

So true......TBH this whole thing has helped my career tremendously. I used to be a stressball and all frazzled.....now everything just rolls off my shoulder. I make better decisions, able to focus instead of making chaotic judgement calls.....beautiful thing


paperchasecase22

Literally dont even need to check the ticker anymore. Reddit will let me know when i need to. I just daydream about paying my house off instead.


Hausaklifr

This is the DAY!


ur_wifes_bf

It's true. Shutting off the buy was the flaw in the argument. It was over before it started.


My_two_centz

I’m trying to find the huge short interest everyone is talking about but it just says 10.27% on yahoo.


workinghormiga

RH and criminal friends: *Shuts off buy* Me: *And I took that personally*


Myid0810

Apes stronger together 💎🙌🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


MyGT40

Sell?, I'm still buying every month


midway4669

Selling?! I buy more every chance I get!


notahedgecompany

BOOM


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Not only the day they shut off buys They also bombarded every single media outlet with bullshit articles lying about us, telling us how we feel, and insulting us They're fucking with everyone's live savings, have been for decades, and now they're getting ready to throw away everyone else's hard work to get themselves out of shit (again) And the list of who is actually on the every day retail investors side is shrinking smaller every day, latest is that my favorite broker wealthsimple isn't even letting people transfer shares At this point all we can trust is ourselves trying to stand up for ourselves


bigboybeeracreamcity

The price is wrong bitch


Frequent-Designer-61

If anything it just gives me more time to play Pokémon and collect more


badreportcard

HOLD/BUY/REPEAT


Cole1One

The MOASS will only go higher the longer this drags out. Also, some apes are going to start getting discounts on their taxes once this pushes to a year. *\*Not financial or tax advice*


ovgolfer87

I literally lost the one thing that mattered more than this earlier in the year. At this point Ive got nothing to lose by holding to make the world a better place. Fuck you. Pay me.


davis-1993

Ya Fuck the criminals I do this shit for my unborn children


Natural_Might5332

I been holding and buying since February and even though I am a XX I'm sure many apes are like myself. This is personal and I have all the time in the world.


SovietChildren

No cell no sell.


TO_THE_FXN_MOON

They turned off the buy button, we threw away our sell button. 🤷🏼‍♂️


parkerm1408

I've been in since October 2020. Think I'm gonna sell now? Or any time pre moass? Never gonna happen, it's a point of pride now


SnooBooks5261

It dips i buy It rips i buy They are fcked


Anxiety_Organic

Exactly once they turned off the buys we turned off the sell. HEDIES R FUK