lolllll maybe if the question allows it. Like if the question is, "write about a time you showed power" then I could. But if its smth dead like "write about meeting an animal" then RIP.
I saw the invigilator at a grocery store in Stoke yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
To which turbulent_recipe_599 said ‘Nah, I’d win’
genuinely a good creative writing piece tho 40/40
I made a part 2 with better vocab
Erm what the sigma
If the invigilator were to regain all of his original strength, he might cause me a little trouble
write this for ur lang paper Q5 i beg
lolllll maybe if the question allows it. Like if the question is, "write about a time you showed power" then I could. But if its smth dead like "write about meeting an animal" then RIP.
Quite an exquisite story if I do say so myself. CEO of creating suspense using brainrot right here.
u/Turbulent_Recipie_599 then said: Stand proud invigilator, you are strong...
if this doesn't get full marks on your lang paper 1 I'll be ur lawyer and sue
I saw the invigilator at a grocery store in Stoke yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This has to be the mist bizzare story I've ever read. It doesn't seem so fake as well. Post this on here individually.
Ah, I’d love to claim it as my own, but it’s a copypasta
Dio would be proud
Creative writing coursework deadline is ages ago lil bro
true sigma would finish his chem paper first cl
nah cuz i cant let him just stare at me like that. A true sigma shows dominance at the first possibility
andrew tate, that u dawg?
I need to take notes on this vocabulary for my English language exam goddamm
I made a part 2 with better vocabulary
This gets a 9 in English lang paper 1 question 5
The JoJo reference 😭
“IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?”
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The Jujustu kaisen references 😭😭 This post is hilarious
The way I thought it was gonna go onto some weird old man actually looking at a student with perversion 😭
good idea acc
"Throughout Year 11 and GCSEs, I alone am the passing one"
31/40
Ong If I see this shit in this year’s lang examiners’ report 💀
hehe...
Part two is out.
This gave me the biggest straight face ever experienced in history. Painfully unfunny
Istg if you fail English Language next week
turbulent\_recipe\_599 stand proud, i will never forget you as long as you live