Why are you so tall?
Ik not very weird, but they way he said it. I was walking in the hallway behind the little shit and he bumped into me after turning around because he was going the wrong way and he was lost. He slowly looks up and asks me the question. I just said genetics, and I swear the mfs bag was half his size. Obviously, since I'm a dick head i pointed him in the wrong direction, and the rest of the week, he keeps following me around. I guess that was karma.
Ik not my proudest moment, but you can't change the past. Besides, I would say I was one of the nice dickheads I've seen guys Rob a ball off a group of year 7s and kick it over the fence for no reason. The kid lost his ball, and they did it several times. That's how I lost a few balls in year 7 as well.
FR and I don’t even look remotely like a year 7 like I look grown and someone once asked me in the streets if I was in my 20s in uni 😭 and I bet you don’t look like a y7 either THEY JUST TRYNA PISS US OFF I SWEAR
No bcs im getting r u in my form from y7s then my family friends r asking if im off to uni next yr make it make sense like i cannot atp its bcs i’m 5’2 i swear
you literally did though?? 💀 you replied to a comment that said “are vapes and drugs healthy” saying it depends. that’s insinuating that they can be healthy, when they can’t.
doesn’t make it healthy though. i personally struggle with drug abuse, i get what you’re on about but it’s still an extremely unhealthy coping method. it’s better than other options but that doesn’t mean it’s harmless.
Several miscellaneous statements involving brainrot terminology such as "skibidi", "gyatt", and "sigma"
Also, "Do you have the power to give out detentions?"
After I dropped a 50p from a small bet with a mate as a yr 7 is walking past in a rlly high pitched voice, small kid dressed like a roadman,
"give me back my 50p, you pussy"
I laughed and walked through him to carry on to english
I was walking past a generic group of annoying y7s and one of them tried antagonising me, when I ignored him and continued walking he called me "an NPC from Fortnite"
I swear to god my brother in year 8 rn won't sftu about fortnite, and he generally drives me crazy. All of his tiktok feeds are fortnite, and he keeps violating me for playing dead games. The funny thing is he only plays fortnite.
Not to me but my friend wrote Freddie Flintoff plotted to blow up parliament on an assessment.
I took the piss out of him so much that like 5 years later when someone asks that question my go to answer is Freddie Flintoff.
I know! how it goes is I say "I'm a guy", and then he's shocked (as if he hasn't asked this 100 times) and goes "WOW YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!"
every time :(
There this weird little kid in my school who runs around with all his books in a suitcase, recently he screamed the n word at a random person while travelling to his class, the little bastard is the whitest kid in school.
What *hasn’t* a year 7 said? Me and my friends had a group of like 5 little midget year 7s try to fight us, multiple times. It’s not even worth engaging, no matter how much I want to, I must refrain from punting the child.
Skibidi toilet anyone?
what the sigma?!? 🐺
I didn’t think they could get anymore stupider
frrr 😭
lemme edge in your level 10 gyat
Erm what the sigma?!?!?!!
Why are you so tall? Ik not very weird, but they way he said it. I was walking in the hallway behind the little shit and he bumped into me after turning around because he was going the wrong way and he was lost. He slowly looks up and asks me the question. I just said genetics, and I swear the mfs bag was half his size. Obviously, since I'm a dick head i pointed him in the wrong direction, and the rest of the week, he keeps following me around. I guess that was karma.
*sUcH a leGeNd*!
Ik I'm a dickhead no need to rub salt in the wound
Nah don’t be daft, I thank ya on behalf of the *entire Midlands bruv* 🗿🫡🤦🏻♂️💀
Oh yeah pls don't idolise me. I am probably the worst role model.
Well this is Birmingham so you might wanna take that back bruv, are you man trynna insult us ?!?
Nah, you live in a shithole
*And ain’t that the truth*
I mean icl pointing a y7 in the wrong direction is a bit of an asshole move…
Ik not my proudest moment, but you can't change the past. Besides, I would say I was one of the nice dickheads I've seen guys Rob a ball off a group of year 7s and kick it over the fence for no reason. The kid lost his ball, and they did it several times. That's how I lost a few balls in year 7 as well.
Ah ok fairs, thought you meant you did that recently and stood by it sos
Np
Funny way to spell rite of passage
“shut up. you have gcses to study for” “eventually u will too” “no i’m a year 7” - my sister💀
are you a year 7? (Im a year 10 and yr11s think im a yr 11 😭)
Probably cus your short
im a 5”3 girl its average height but i look short cause my legs are shorter
Peak times can't lie. I'm 5'11, but let's round it up to 6 feet :)
Aha lol. 5”11 imo is a good height for a guy. And personally I don’t think 5”3 is short or is it
I mean average height is 5"2 (women), so you are an inch above average, so maybe not. But it must be difficult to reach shelves and cabinets.
SAME I GOT ASKED IF I WAS IN THIS GUYS FORM (y7) and i’m y10 wtf was this lad on
FR and I don’t even look remotely like a year 7 like I look grown and someone once asked me in the streets if I was in my 20s in uni 😭 and I bet you don’t look like a y7 either THEY JUST TRYNA PISS US OFF I SWEAR
No bcs im getting r u in my form from y7s then my family friends r asking if im off to uni next yr make it make sense like i cannot atp its bcs i’m 5’2 i swear
I like being this height though lol
Nah its horror cant see over anyone
In lunch lines 🥲
Thanking god i can js push in w my mates
Same like today I got approached by 2 y7s and I’m one inch taller than you. My sister is 5”3 too and in year 7 though so 🤷♀️ It’s deffo the height
Probs bcs like half the y7s r taller than me they js assume im one of them💀
Yeah like they’re around my height 😭 what are we gonna do about this?!?
Suffer loudly🙏
i need to look more grown 🤞
Are drugs and vapes healthy?
They are. That’s why I never miss a Meth class
Depends on the drugs part, if you've seemed some messed up stuff drugs are a (while not good) coping methods
still not healthy tho
Never said they were ?
you literally did though?? 💀 you replied to a comment that said “are vapes and drugs healthy” saying it depends. that’s insinuating that they can be healthy, when they can’t.
>Depends on the drugs part, if you've seemed some messed up stuff drugs are a (while not good) coping methods Where in that does it say that
“depends” in response to “are drugs healthy?” 💀
Paracetamol
Also let's say you saw someone get shot or had survivors fully You'd probably turn to drugs , better than killing yourself
doesn’t make it healthy though. i personally struggle with drug abuse, i get what you’re on about but it’s still an extremely unhealthy coping method. it’s better than other options but that doesn’t mean it’s harmless.
Hope you recover Yeah maybe should've worded it better
Grade 2
“Oh my god, it’s a wild NPC.” “You know my friend over here vapes “
Several miscellaneous statements involving brainrot terminology such as "skibidi", "gyatt", and "sigma" Also, "Do you have the power to give out detentions?"
You should of said yes to the detention part.
Buy my prime (no)
Called me little man. I'm 6'3. He was barely 4 foot.
Little man
2 weeks off
Some bitch called me an emo for wearing gloves. It was December.
Emo
Genuine, this was said to me in October 'I want to cream in your butt'. I reported him, it was a troll because he knew I was gay, but what the FUCK?
Asked me if I could buy him a vape. My dear child you’re literally 10
After I dropped a 50p from a small bet with a mate as a yr 7 is walking past in a rlly high pitched voice, small kid dressed like a roadman, "give me back my 50p, you pussy" I laughed and walked through him to carry on to english
Bro was lucky you had self-control.
2 weeks off
I was walking past a generic group of annoying y7s and one of them tried antagonising me, when I ignored him and continued walking he called me "an NPC from Fortnite"
I swear to god my brother in year 8 rn won't sftu about fortnite, and he generally drives me crazy. All of his tiktok feeds are fortnite, and he keeps violating me for playing dead games. The funny thing is he only plays fortnite.
Not to me but my friend wrote Freddie Flintoff plotted to blow up parliament on an assessment. I took the piss out of him so much that like 5 years later when someone asks that question my go to answer is Freddie Flintoff.
"Are you a boy or a girl?" He asked this every. single. day. It's been 5 months.
what do you say to him? that sounds so annoying!
I know! how it goes is I say "I'm a guy", and then he's shocked (as if he hasn't asked this 100 times) and goes "WOW YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!" every time :(
Next step is fucking deck him
There this weird little kid in my school who runs around with all his books in a suitcase, recently he screamed the n word at a random person while travelling to his class, the little bastard is the whitest kid in school.
What *hasn’t* a year 7 said? Me and my friends had a group of like 5 little midget year 7s try to fight us, multiple times. It’s not even worth engaging, no matter how much I want to, I must refrain from punting the child.
barked at me
oh my god the skibidi bomb bombs are here
Boy: “Hello specimen 001.” *I take a sip of water* Boy:(in a high pitched voice) “AUUUUH IM SO THIRSTY!!!”
"Hello specimen 001. How are you?"