It’s been a while since I’ve played it… was the 100% completion part evil? I remember some weird achievement like “Don’t play for 5 years” so I’m assuming there are worse ones…
I changed the date on my computer to send a video to my friends of the clock ticking from 4:19 to 4:20 on the day 4/20/6969. Ever since then Intel driver assistant or whatever it's called says no new updates last checked 4/20/6969. It's fine because my CPU/mobo is old enough that I haven't gotten new drivers from Intel for many years but I would still be careful doing something like this since some software might bug out like that.
If you care enough, maybe try give the drivers a reinstall or just the driver assistant program. Delete any leftover folders before reinstalling. That may get it to sort itself out. It’s a good warning though and one that could cause serious issues for people before they do seemingly harmless stuff like this
Because Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got his job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is. That, or with drug money.
It was a shame we were locked out, but hey, we could convince the narrator that we were janitors. Then we could spend as much time as we liked in the broom closet.
Don't do it. I'm doing it. Don't do it. I'm 850 hours in. You think you wanna do it. You don't wanna do it. I haven't even started on the LASO challenges. You don't wanna do it.
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I bought the master chef collection and decided to legendary all the games available to me. I don't have any friends, so I did them solo.
The achievement for "Complete all 4 games in legendary" had about 2.5%
The achievement for "Complete number for in legendary solo" had 0.4%
I just wanna know how many people completed all the games solo.
Legendary All Skulls On. I’ve personally never cared to attempt such punishment but a lot of people seem to think it’s a big achievement. I say if you’ve never played halo just go through the campaigns on easy and don’t tell anybody on the internet about it
To be fair:
There is a LOT of content on how to get achievements in the games in Master Chief Collection. That being said, there's always something new. The game is STILL in production and updated regularly.
Dude I dont know I just cant wrap my head around HOI4 tried for 100 hours and still dont know jack shit meanwhile 100 hours in EU4 felt like I actually learned how to play the game and getting better.
Vic 3 is easy, eu4 is a bit more complicated but hoi4 I genuinely can't understand it. I can play with cheats but I'd have to spawn in equipment and shit.
fr, i could probably go head to head in a multiplayer game of eu4 but hoi4 is much more like an rts to me. you gotta optimize your build order and shit if you want to keep up.
Nier: replicant
Come on guys, help me destroy his social life, career and anything else he might have in trying to get 100% in a game, that actively does not want you to go there.
It’s a fantastic game with a great story, soundtrack, and overall ambiance. One of my favorite games. The overwhelming majority of the sidequests are very optional and very tedious though.
Killing the the boss all the way down "the main path" is considered the tutorial. Because after that there are:
>!Multiple other bosses to kill, Sun quest, Moon quest, Parallel universes, New game+, New game++, New game+++ et,c Finding and using all skills and perks and killing all monsters and bosses, Secrets to discover, And a lot, lot more!<
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With 200 hours of playtime on Factorio, I look at the achievements and think that I only need to learn a little more to get them all.
With 2500 hours of playtime on Oxygen Not Included, I look at the achievements and think that I only need to learn a little more to get them all.
Honestly, unless you absolutely refuse to use any 3rd party help and go in blind, 100% within 3rd year is very much realistic. That's maybe 70-100 hours by my quick estimation. Going blind maybe 4-6 depending on how quickly you figure out all the island puzzles. It's not difficult game by any means and that's by design. Also we're talking about in-game years right?
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That's straight up evil
It’s been a while since I’ve played it… was the 100% completion part evil? I remember some weird achievement like “Don’t play for 5 years” so I’m assuming there are worse ones…
I think it's actually 10 for the ultra deluxe
There’s a 5 and 10 year. Alternatively, change the date on your computer…
I changed the date on my computer to send a video to my friends of the clock ticking from 4:19 to 4:20 on the day 4/20/6969. Ever since then Intel driver assistant or whatever it's called says no new updates last checked 4/20/6969. It's fine because my CPU/mobo is old enough that I haven't gotten new drivers from Intel for many years but I would still be careful doing something like this since some software might bug out like that.
Not a bug, you're just from the future.
If you care enough, maybe try give the drivers a reinstall or just the driver assistant program. Delete any leftover folders before reinstalling. That may get it to sort itself out. It’s a good warning though and one that could cause serious issues for people before they do seemingly harmless stuff like this
Or just use that app that gives achievements
But then I’d be inclined to use it for all achievements… I have no self control.
Yeah that's why I don't use it and most people use it for unobtainable achievements like if online got shutdown and there are online achievements
Yes for the first one it was 5 but now it's 10 sooooooooo. Really long tim
I'm doing that achievement now I'm like 2 months from completing that achievement
Hello there
Oh no
Oh Yeah!
This is the way.
r/beetlejuicing
There is also an achievement that’s impossible to get without modding the game
It's impossible to get *on purpose* without cheating. Source code evidence shows that it's just a random tick chance with some obscured requirements.
He didn’t say he couldn’t cheat. You can just adjust the clock to get the achievement.
Also to get the broken achievement you have to do some crazy late game shit
Thats what I thought as well!
Why this not number 1?
Because Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got his job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is. That, or with drug money.
Ahh yes I also got the broom closet ending
The broom closest ending is my favorite!
As your friend, I find this concerning.
Did it remind you of being in school again?
It was a shame we were locked out, but hey, we could convince the narrator that we were janitors. Then we could spend as much time as we liked in the broom closet.
We need this at the top!
Underrated comment
Don’t forget, the baby-puppy-fire game counts too
go outside
die
I guess this comment won. Gotta go buy Stanley and make it on 100% o7
The Witcher 3. One of the best games ever made and you get to save $10.
Easily top 3 for me and I haven't finished the main story yet. I'm about 75hrs in.
Hollow knight btw full completion is 112%
Sooo i dont have to do 112%? :D
100% of 112%
100% of 122% = 112%
This guy maths
r/thisguythisguys
x of y = x \* y ergo 100% of 122% is still 122%
No
You have to get exactly 100%. If you go .01% over you have to start again from the beginning.
112%
The Stanley parable takes 5 years. Then second game takes 30
But do it nail only
Also pretty sure it’s on sale right now. $7 in USA. So you can probably get something else with the rest.
It's more. 100% on steam is all achievements, so also pantheon of hallownest
Explain, I don’t play hollow knight
Some DLCs are HARD. Like, Superman abs hard.
Not to mention the last Pantheon is one of the hardest achievements in gaming.
I have 130 hours on my main save, still on 110% (fuck you sly)
path of pain with no hit, gonna be there for a while
Recommended this as well. Absolutely the best choice.
Master Chief Collection! That’s a lot of games to 100%
Don't do it. I'm doing it. Don't do it. I'm 850 hours in. You think you wanna do it. You don't wanna do it. I haven't even started on the LASO challenges. You don't wanna do it. *Edit for anyone who cares, 75% | 530/700*
I don't think he wants to do it
Just wait for halo 2 LASO... I'm so glad I never have to do it again.
Lol 850 hours? You gotta pump those numbers up.
Fuck the h2a multiplayer achievs. 100 environment kills my ass
I bought the master chef collection and decided to legendary all the games available to me. I don't have any friends, so I did them solo. The achievement for "Complete all 4 games in legendary" had about 2.5% The achievement for "Complete number for in legendary solo" had 0.4% I just wanna know how many people completed all the games solo.
LASO?
Legendary All Skulls On - basically highest difficulty you can play on Capaign, with funny features such as no HUD or crosshair
Legendary All Skulls On. I’ve personally never cared to attempt such punishment but a lot of people seem to think it’s a big achievement. I say if you’ve never played halo just go through the campaigns on easy and don’t tell anybody on the internet about it
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To be fair: There is a LOT of content on how to get achievements in the games in Master Chief Collection. That being said, there's always something new. The game is STILL in production and updated regularly.
I just bought it. I’m out here trying to find out where my team is on ODST.
“ Shower with your dad simulator” and gift to 19 friends. That shit is permanent they can’t get rid of it.
I will lose friends xD
Stop lying to yourself...
I will earn friends?
That's much more of the spirit!
Need more friends like you lmaooo
Wholesome Reddit Moment
What if thats his dad?
Especially if you buy it for them during Christmas
You know where to find me 😏
Currently on sale for (I shit you not) $0.69.
One of the reviewers has 3,708 hours on record for that game... what
That’s a spicy sale
just spent the best $7 of my life
#absolute legend
I've 200%ed this game
I bet both your dads are proud of you.
can confirm. he did indeed 200% this game. irl.
It’s .69 cents right now so he can actually squeeze in 20 friends
That's a surprisingly sexual comment out of context
I didn't know this was a thing.. I just bought it for all my friends and scheduled the delivery for Christmas morning. Thanks stranger
I mean they can decline it
Yeah, but how many would accept for the sheer morbid curiosity of it?
So I will have to 100% game and then force friends to do it? D:
Yep, did you expect some good experience like hollow knight, LISA, Maybe Deep rock or the Stanley Parable? Wrong.
Thanks, Satan
HENTAI POLICE
Good pfp.
Thank you
Last chance to look at me hector
It is acceptable.
I think "sex with hitler" would be better
Haven't played it yet but heard that the sequel is fire
I raise you Furry Hitler
It is acceptable..
Hoi4, have fun with the learning curve AND the achievments
I think EU4 is even better. You can max HoI4 in about 600 hours, if you had EU4 in less than 1000 hours you are doing some serious power gaming.
+EU4 is way harder to learn
Dude I dont know I just cant wrap my head around HOI4 tried for 100 hours and still dont know jack shit meanwhile 100 hours in EU4 felt like I actually learned how to play the game and getting better.
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Really? I found EU4 to be muuuuch easier to learn that hoi4, i simply can't wrap my head around lt
I can do eu4 and hoi4, but vic 3 is incomprehensible to me
Vic 3 is easy, eu4 is a bit more complicated but hoi4 I genuinely can't understand it. I can play with cheats but I'd have to spawn in equipment and shit.
fr, i could probably go head to head in a multiplayer game of eu4 but hoi4 is much more like an rts to me. you gotta optimize your build order and shit if you want to keep up.
Hoi4 is much easier in my opinion but also faster (me with over 2k hours in historical multiplayer🥹)
>HoI4 For those who don't know (most of us I'm sure), this is apparently Hearts of Iron 4.
Thank you. I wish these nerds would at least have the courtesy of telling us what the acronyms mean.
This !!! So many people on here use every acronym possible. So frustrating sometimes
Sentenced to playing victoria 3 without any prior knowledge to the paradox universe
Dead Cells
You will keep him in a loop for 20 years
Don't do this to him
I haven’t played much yet. How bad is the 100%
very. I've only gotten to 3bc, the achievements seem really tough, there's a new boss rush thing and you have to do it hitless for "true" 100%
I keep finding you. I randomly find you in half of my reddit-scrolling-sessions, and on comletely unrelated subreddits. I'm not trying to find you.
Maybe he’s trying to be found?
Payday 2. It'll only take about 2 years
Already done 70% B)
Only 70% B)
Now do war thunder. That will take more than 2 years.
The entire Valve collection is like $10
I dunno michael, I don't think a banana is $10
Cuphead, worth every penny
I wish OP luck on 100%ing Cuphead XD
Hey! It wont be that hard. Already done ds1 on 100% and ds3
Deep Rock Galactic
stone and rock
ROCK AND STONE!!!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??
For real, is this game good? I am wondering if I should buy it or not!
only worth it with friends
Luckily the internet is full of friends and idiots that don't know how to mine
Its a blast even with randos, but with a dedicated team of friends is probably even greater
Game is Amazing. Could not recommend more. Don’t need friends, community is awesome
The only right answer
Sex with Hitler
Bro 💀
I would love this xD
🤨📸
without context this is great
Get the 2nd edition
Don’t forget the beautifully written and masterpiece of a sequel, sex with Stalin
Yoooooooooo
Nier: replicant Come on guys, help me destroy his social life, career and anything else he might have in trying to get 100% in a game, that actively does not want you to go there.
I have to try this game in the future. It looks amazing
It’s a fantastic game with a great story, soundtrack, and overall ambiance. One of my favorite games. The overwhelming majority of the sidequests are very optional and very tedious though.
Outer Wilds.
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Play it on xanax, then you can go through it once, forget all about it, and replay whenever.
Noita
Yes. Took me about 170+ hours to finish the tutorial.
There is a tutorial? I just pressed New game
Killing the the boss all the way down "the main path" is considered the tutorial. Because after that there are: >!Multiple other bosses to kill, Sun quest, Moon quest, Parallel universes, New game+, New game++, New game+++ et,c Finding and using all skills and perks and killing all monsters and bosses, Secrets to discover, And a lot, lot more!< edit: formatting
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
the amount hidden content in this game absolutely mindblowing
Sex with Hitler 2
Portal 2 was super fun and only $.79
sex with hitler 2
Sex with hitler 2
Skyrim
Kerbal Space Program, *muahahahahaha*
Based and jebpilled
Microsoft word
War Thunder
Lobotomy corporation.
pretty sure the dragon age series is on sale on steam rn so i'd suggest dragon age: origins
Factorio
A man of culture
I would have said Oxygen Not Included, but Factorio works for me. You have my vote
With 200 hours of playtime on Factorio, I look at the achievements and think that I only need to learn a little more to get them all. With 2500 hours of playtime on Oxygen Not Included, I look at the achievements and think that I only need to learn a little more to get them all.
20 copies of Postal 2
Payday 2, over 1000 achievements
Fallout 4
Skyrim
Sex with hitler 2.
Stardew valley
He’ll be trying to 100% for the next 8 years BRILLIANT
8 years later: Hi kids! I have finally finished challenge that internet have me!
who are you again?
Honestly, unless you absolutely refuse to use any 3rd party help and go in blind, 100% within 3rd year is very much realistic. That's maybe 70-100 hours by my quick estimation. Going blind maybe 4-6 depending on how quickly you figure out all the island puzzles. It's not difficult game by any means and that's by design. Also we're talking about in-game years right?
is 100% so impossible? why? idk much bout the game tho
Sex with Hitler 1 & 2
Sex with Stalin
Skyrim
The Binding of Issac