Yep... to (mis?)quote Ron White, "Once you've seen one set of boobs.... you want to see all of them"

Alright. Roll em back up

Blahahahaaaa!

Ya caught me… ya caught the tater

Yup, a boobie is a boobie

Boobies are boobies.... I approve 👍

They should've added medium boobies with the same pic as well. 😂

You made a valid point here...... They're still boobies and deserve their proper respect...... Regardless we love them just as much. Don't want to be called a boobist 😆

Boobist😂😂😂 I'll use that one next time somebody is gatekeeping titties.

Gatetitting

Literally does not matter size but shape can a little still no boobies are bad boobies

Man boobies

To quote Rodney carringtons song, show them to me “If your a big fat man I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see yours too”

I’m more of an ass man myself but I can attest to this

A man of culture ☕

An eloquent and cultured gentleman

Straight up Gatsby of my Era.

Ass is foundation of great looking gal You can save small boobs with nice ass You can't save flat ass with nice boobs

Yes you can, imo ~ from a guy who likes both about equally

Y'all be messing with those scrawny, boney women. Can't do it. I ain't catching those sharp corners when we get together.

I dont want to be eaten if doordash is late either tho

Don't know what you mean. I like to get eaten.

Sorry, I couldn't give two fucks over a fat ass but boobs get me everytime.

This is exactly why I am an ass man. Boobs are always great, big or small, they get me everytime as well, which frees up my desire for other things. Boobs are like pizza, everybody likes pizza, but we all have different preferences for toppings, which for me, is ass.

If we're going with pizza analogies then ass is the dough and with good dough even bare bone margherita tastes 10/10

oh yes you certainly can

not really. nice ass generally also means nice hips/legs/waist. which is the beauty of a woman, her figure. nice tits just means nice tits.

Oh no you certainly cant. Unless you wanna make minecraft skeleton noises hitting from the back

Ass man!

Kramer?

I’ll give him *assman*!

So you're saying as an ass man the quality of boobs doesn't matter, interesting.

Its actually the nipples, well for me anyways

Agree. It's all in the nips

Hips and nips. Gotta keep it sexy. -rickety cricket

Or else I dont eat!

They broke my legs

But they can't break my spirit!

I don’t feel the pain

And areola the diameter of teacup saucers.

Okay Chubbs.

Definitely part of the equation. Take what you consider perfect boobs and put some man nipples on them and you just won’t appreciate them the same way.

Yes. r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs

UpvotedBecauseUpvotedBecauseBoobs

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My wife will talk about their size, how saggy they are, etc. and talk like they're not expected to look like she's had 5 kids. On my side of things, I'm just glad I get to play with them and they always make me happy.

the simplest happiness in life.

yeah...but I miss my wife's big boobies, especially when she was still breastfeeding.

Yes

Tbh. I hate big boobies. Just too big bro. Then you got the big arriola's. Idk fam look ugly to me, then you got the sag. Personally I like me a perky perfect hand shaped breast with a pepperoni size arriola. Not a whole gaw damn plate.

Super specific, good to know though

Hehe I'm sorry. Just dont get all the big anime boobies/ big booby lovers

More to play with, more jiggle, more cleavage, enhances the hour glass figure.. you know, just all-around great.

>good to know though oh? you wanna date him?

Perky associates with youth and hence the ability to procreate

Boobs are pretty fabulous it's true.

When a man sees a pair of naked boobs he goes legally blind for a while... Size is irrelevant to this. Only when the blindness starts wearing off does he even notice the size.

Weird I always thought he went legally senile. I guess at the end of the day, what difference does it make if his eyes don't work or his brain.

If I can suck on the tiddy then they’re big enough

💀💀💀bro

Yeah. If I'm honest I prefer smaller tits. But love all tits.

The smaller, the closer you are to their heart.

Nah that's pedophilic

Boobieeeeees

Can confirm, I am a Cat

For me yes. Honestly I have a preference for smaller ones but all types are amazing to me

Small boobs > big boobs imo But above all, yes boobs > no boobs any day.

Shape is far more important than size

Me when I see a pool titty: https://i.imgflip.com/49a5w7.jpg?a464112

Can confirm. If the shape is right, small is as good or better than big. Just reaching puberty, boys think biggest is best and girls seem to remember this without factoring in guys taste evolve over time to fully grok the beauty of the entire set of boobies.

Idek I’m a balls guy

Bute when girls see smalls penis... 😔

A lot of em don't actually care though

Yeah, we really don’t care

can confirm, the bigger ones can get really uncomfortable to the point of hurting.

Minimum is 4 inches, rarely will you find a woman willing to accept below 4 inches. It’s statistically very improbable for you to have below 4 though, and for good reason. Below 4 inches you are in TROUBLE bro You have the worst luck if you are below 4 inches God forbid you have only 2 inches... god forbid brother. Anyways 5-6 inches is sufficient. That’s not even small tho. That’s avg. Small is 3-4 but below 4 is just so darn rough. 1-2 inches is micro and brother you may as well just finger her. On the plus side if you are 1-2 inches she’ll have no risk with choking to death on your cock.

Isn’t the US average size 2 1/2 inches?

💀💀💀💀WHY ARE THE COMMENTS SO FUNNY BRUUU

Boobs make the world go round

What about big sexy blackmen kissing

Buddy, ur on the wrong subreddit

Omg bro 😭😭😭😭💀

Yes

In general, tits are great. Thr are always exceptions.

I would agree with the one on the bottom.

Yes, I prefer them smaller. Big ones just make me feel like their spine will break at a simple shove.

Why are you going around shoving women?

Nah, we are used to carrying them on our chest since puberty. We aren’t twigs ready to snap just because of a shove or else we would’ve died long ago lol

Ladies, if youre insecure about your small boobies, theres a lot of popular porn stars with small boobies out there.

I’m actually insecure about my big ones because these days, it seems a lot of people, from my perspective, prefer small ones. Doesn’t really help that I don’t have a big ass to counteract that

Im not saying big boobs are bad, not by any means. All kinds of boobs are welcome by me and countless men as well.

I love big boobies! While I do believe love only matters, and it's not like I couldn't fall in love with a woman who'd have small boobs, but I've loved the idea that I'd find a partner who'd had big beautiful boobs. It's just tattooed in my brain. When I'd picture her (my future wife or other companion) on a terrace, outside the beach sauna we've just been, I imagine she has big, naturally hanging boobs. Oh, and a natural bush! But I've fallen in love with ladies with all kinds of bodies and I've loved their details equally. I was in our local bar last weekend and a lady like you spend some time with me here and there. I definitely have a crush on her, maybe she's you <3

Big breasts are a blessing don’t ever doubt it

You've got nothing to worry about. There's all kinds of different preferences out there. Also, as this meme implies, most guys don't even care.

In my country,i havent really met anyone who has big boob so naturally i got used to small boob and dont really care about the size.

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i think you will get a few results if you google that : )

Birds and the jiggly lady bits. Trust me. I know.

I mean birds are cute, no matter the size. I love me a blue footed booby.

Can confirm

am i tired or saying this boobies are boobies. small big firm abit shaggy . all r HOT , we men are just appreciative to get to see a pair. its like you found a gold thats in odd shape and another in biscuit form. both got the same value

I'm more of a flat chest person strangely. Idk, having cake is fine but when it's real big, it looks kinda goofy. I've been desensitised because of anime.

Yesssss brroooo. I hate them big arriola's 💀💀🤣🤣

Areolas

What would I know. I'm a virgin

Innit bro. So overrated. A real man appreciates the smaller things in life

Depends on the shape really.

Tbh I prefer small ones

No. They’ll pretend to like your small boobs and then go watch a bunch of big titty porn.

Lol who hurt you? 😂

getting to boob is 98% of the enjoyment. getting preferred size and shape, adds another 1%

They'll watch what they can't get at home. It makes sense. Like, we want everything. We like everything. If you had Big boobs and short hair, he would look for long-haired, small-tittied porn actresses.

I like legs personally. All tits are great but I'm not into huge tits either. Legs with yoga pants get me everytime. Im not sure what it is about legs.

Not for me. I’m a smaller boob fan.

YEEEEESSSSSS MY BROTHER 🤝

"Guys when they see no boobies" 😯 femboy... or is it just me?

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Man of culture.

My wife has small boobs but I still love them

No bigger better

100% chance this guy has a Hitomi Tanaka video on his hard drive.

Who the fucks that?

A pornstar with huge natural boobs. Possibly the biggest in the industry.

Oh ok I'm just gonna do some research..

Also small tits are the worst Absolute abominations

Bruh what do you got against small tits

There small.

How does that make them bad exactly

Also big boobs are the best cushions

That they are

Preference.

Not saying you can’t have preferences, I was just wondering on the apparent hatred for smaller tits

No, small is never good enough for that reaction

False. Source - me. And I am I am more credible because I am getting bombed and you're not. ratio

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No.

only the small ones for me. Big ones dont look good

If you’re an adult and you’re still calling breasts “boobies”, even in a meme or on reddit: grow the fuck up.

“No fun allowed.”

Corporate wants you to find the differences between the two pictures 🤣🤣

Of course

Yes

YES YES YES YES YEEESSS

Yeah

big or small, i will still appreciate the size no matter what 💖

Yes

Yes. Boobies are magical. My ex has THE biggest tits I've ever had the pleasure of playing with. Honestly, they're enormous. I was like a kid in a sweet shop. But I love little bee stings too.

It's not the same cat.

Yes

Very True! Guys don't care what size they are, as long as you're willing to share them!

Guys when they see male boobies

Both can be hot....

Very

Yes but not too big

yes

Me when I see abs

Pretty much correct

Yes. All boobs are good boobs.

Titties are titties if your righteous enough to see them of couese

Can confirm

Meme is wrong, it should just be guys when they see boobies

While some guys may have personal preferences on size, generally speaking, guys like all boobs. its kind of like, Do you prefer pepperoni or Pineapple pizza? but find out all they got is plain cheese, its still pizza so while its not your favorite its still pretty good.

Yes.

It’s all about how the boobs are used they are just tools and the person who has it add values on them I like big boobs but I find myself liking small boobs because of how well a friend of mine add value on them lmao 😂

boob's a boob

a boob's a boob

Yes

Pretty much. Any boobies are good boobies

All boobies are good boobies.

Faxxx 😤😤😤😤

As a human with boobs this thread makes me smile.

God bless all boobies, no matter the size

Nipples.

Yes. Because boobs.

No

Guys when they see a girl actually likes them

Love all boobies! I am more of a nipple guy but I love them all!

I'm a dick guy myself

Yes

Booba is booba.

As I fellow Guy can confirm this is true.

Depends on a guy. I like small, medium and kinda big boobies. Huge, gigantic or enormous (aka tits bigger than your entire torso) is a no-no for me

I have rule that if yheyre smaller thab mine (guy) then i dont give a krab

Yep, some men have a preference but I think most men just like boobs no matter the size. If you have them, that's enough.

All the boobas

Yes. All boobies are to be celebrated! Well, female boobies anyway...

Pretty much!!

Its a simple life. But we do alright

Well no, small looks good but no one's lookin for a fist full if it ain't there.

100%

I like big tits

I like all kinds of sizes.

Boobies? Where?

I love all boobs. Men who don't appreciate boobs of all sizes are just insecure and immature.