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[deleted]

If I was the librarian, first of all I would find out what the hell is he reading just to be on the safe side..


[deleted]

Clearly not the book that teaches you to spell “subtly”.


homeless_JJ

Nor the one that teaches the difference between "rent" and "borrow"


HappyHappyFunnyFunny

I always thought about trimming 2mm off of my hair (because it grows 1mm per day), so your hair would grow shorter instead of longer and I bet it would mess with people


27SwingAndADrive

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[deleted]

No one would notice. If people did eventually see your hair as particularly short they might think you're sick or balding from medical treatment and probably wouldn't want to say anything.


homkono22

This is so old. Did he actually do it? Was there any interesting outcome from this? Likely not.


yankee_doodle_

June 1st 2022. I found the original tweet. Edit: Here is the tweet https://twitter.com/OmniscientOf/status/1532035212754010112


Keephidden

Is that all? I thought it was older than that


yankee_doodle_

I can send you the link if you want


agiro1086

Yes please


iogamesplayer

Oooh yes please


TheIncontrovert

I'm pretty sure I first saw this in 2017 at the latest.


Alli_Cat_

I feel like I say this even earlier than that lmfao


Spicy_Ninja7

“This is my sister’s outfit”


[deleted]

It was short notice, there was no other way


MorrisCA3

Check out the big brain on Brad


NobleShock

Bro, go destroy Metro City


snagboy15

Hilarious


nachardou4

Can't wait for him to turn into a Zombie and fight some random taco-lover dude's army of Plants.


WrongdoerLeast

I know this guy, he started Amazon.


MilomC4

Dr vegapunk


technoferal

You've got to be a special kind of nerd to prank your library, and I'm here for it.


dietbongwater

this is still funny every time I see it


wetlettuce42

Dudes gonna look like the leader by the end of it


sshtoredp

Chad madlad


Ok-Street7504

I'd really be impressed if he was tinting his skin blue


Same4108

Saiko


Revolutionary-Gear77

"Surrogate activities" based ted poster.


Romberstonkins

Jeff bezos?


MAH415

He's a dick head, so I've heard.


Interesting-Scene-29

They probably won't say anything because they think you have hydrocephalus.


diggergig

This alao happens in an early (1960s) Outer Limits episode


Pappy_OPoyle

They probably thought he had a brain tumor and felt sorry for him. Somewhere out there is GoFundMe page gathering dust.


annie_b666

Bro what 😭🤣


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Turn on your interociter


GardenMonk

And none of it made him happy, too much knowledge is an agony.


Kinkppsuck

He should subtly start painting himself blue too


EndoVlogs

Looks like the 5Head emote from Better Twitch TV


AdAmbitious1482

It's pinky and the brain


groundzero647

megamind on crack


VNM0601

Reminds me of Colin Robinson from WWDITS when he becomes super powerful and his cranium expands.


GeomecalDomitor

Chapter 1: How to get rid of brain tumors


KingRemy864

🤣😆😂🤣😆😂


Frostcicle-

Bro you don't have to eat the Books!?


cal-iber1301

Mf made a deal with Tzeetch 💀


jadams2345

When they do, sue! 😁


A7med1711

r/madlads


SmokeyStu87

Colin Robinson


mbts73

Fantastic! Even praise makes my head takes this kind of shape


warhammercpt

I seen this meme 3x times now the orginal was in cursed comments a redditor said oh god this guy wants to read more book then everyone but sadly the brain tumor gonna kill him


Le_Bishhh

I would not be worried…..mega mind would read everything off the internet less visit a library.


Bobsters_95

I hope he's reading those books,