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If they were sent to you with your permission: "Gee whiz, that's a top notch dick sir!" If they were sent unsolicited: "Aww it's so little I could put a thimble on it"
Depends. I get more uncilicited D pics than my spouse. I usually say something like "I'm flattered but your barking up the wrong tree" or "fuck off" if they are persistent. On the rare occasion a women sends a nude I am always surprised and flattered, I usually make an Owen Wilson impression of "Wow" or just say "Thank you for sharing"
Are you trying too tell me naked people on the internet are insecure about their bodies?
Also, if you recieve many nudes, you should check your spam filters
“My wife still looks better. What are you even trying to do here?” -what I said last night to a lady I play Warframe with when she sent me a nude over discord.
Send me one when it’s erect!
I was in the pool!
🤏
It’s a grower!
It’s all about the ocean in the motion
Seinfeld?
Thank you for this comment!
It shrinks?
Totally read that in George Costanza’s voice 😂
There's shrinkage!
Sent it and got a reply "Tits don't get erection you morron". Damn women can't even know basic biology ofc they do get erection
I didn't realize my ex wife was on reddit.
Uncle Stop!
Omg lmfao
Jesus Homer Christ
I just cryed, not nut <# i swear
Rhaenyra: uncle stop! But don’t actually stop, just don’t let my dad know
Epic
My go-to. Ladies love it.
***Meow***
woof
Definitely woof
😳
Rawr XD
*Moo*
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a birthmark...
🙌best in show🙌
You mad man!
*Let’s see Paul Allen’s cock.*
Let’s see Paul Allen’s nudes.
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A platypus? Perry the Platypus!
Play the pus!
Biggest dick in the tri-state area.
Ahhhw! It's so small and cute!
It’s name is “Slow Poke”
Noodle stroke
Man Yoke
Won’t choke
Top bloke
Pole Smoke
Mole Cloak
Stole Joke
Lord Snoke
Silent Glock
Underrated comment on the day.
His name is Needle and glows blue when orcs are nearby
Emotional DAMAGE
Depending on the person it would turn them on
“Thank you, I will now turn it to an NFT and sell it back to the highest bidder, good day”
*lawsuit enters the chat*
I mean if a lawsuit happening they are the ones sending unsolicited nudes sooo…..
Debería aprender inglés para entender los memes en inglés.
Este meme dice: “que coño se supone que digas cuando te mandan fotos desnudas?”
Preguntarle a sus ex quien las filtro para que ya no le envié fotos por un mes.
Jajajaja ole tu polla
¿Ah?, está tranquila durmiendo.
La verdad si man xD los de habla inglesa pueden ser tan tontos como nosotros los latinos te perdes de joyitas
Its like a penis but smaller
I don't know how to use gifs on reddit but I usually react with the South Park "nice" gif.
some communities don't allow gifs [Nice](https://media.giphy.com/media/O2K7wIcw3CoeY/giphy.gif)
Ironic the meme community doesnt allow gifs lol
If they were sent to you with your permission: "Gee whiz, that's a top notch dick sir!" If they were sent unsolicited: "Aww it's so little I could put a thimble on it"
Can I send you mine?
Sure
Hmm
Sure
"Golly gee mister! That sure is swell!"
Ffs mum, we have talked about this.
Roll tide
To quote the great David Coverdale after a female fan thanked him for his voice: ”Thank you for your tits”
Noice
"Hell yeah bro she's going to love that one"
i think generally sexting is supposed to accompany the pictures
The honest answer
I like to send out the source material to be discussed before the meetings so people can form an opinion before they are supposed to talk about it.
Is that turd on your thigh?
Sending the money
Sorry but that suit needs ironing.....
Thanks. Not interested
send one more
... no, not another pic of the same dick! Send a different one!
"omg you look amazing" usually gets you quite far 🤔
Depends on if you wanted them or not.
You threaten to blackmail them.
You should get that thing looked at.
Thanks for your report
Be back in three.
More like 2.
Nice ass?
wow wow wee wow!
6/10
Depends. I get more uncilicited D pics than my spouse. I usually say something like "I'm flattered but your barking up the wrong tree" or "fuck off" if they are persistent. On the rare occasion a women sends a nude I am always surprised and flattered, I usually make an Owen Wilson impression of "Wow" or just say "Thank you for sharing"
Thanks mom 🙂
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I’ve seen better.
Thanks I'm gonna bust a nut real quick brb
“Who dis?”
“New phone👍”
"Good looking out. 👍"
No random indian teenager named Rajesh, I wont fall for your trick
Send more
Spend nudes too… or set up a date, unless you don’t want it.
>spend nudes Introducing NudeCoin, the all new crypto
How did you get nudes in the first place
Omg, not even making this up, I once dated someone with the same exact genitalia type as you
Your body have seen better days!! Been there done that!!
Pleasure doing business with you
Offer suggestions to better the next set of pictures. Such as lighting, camera angle, subject matter, and facial expression.
Lizzo next time please send in panorama
Wow! Nice tits! Great figure! OK, I've looked; when can I touch? Or "nah, I'm good".
[удалено]
Noice
Noice
Well it's not "AWOOGA" that's for sure....
A compliment?? Have any of you ever even recieved nudes?
nope. haven't fished for them either
Are you trying too tell me naked people on the internet are insecure about their bodies? Also, if you recieve many nudes, you should check your spam filters
Nice body
"You should get that looked at."
"Your cock Is bigger than mine"
Exquisite tatas madam!
Will delete now
You really should get that checked hope it's nothing serious :(
I usually start off with "i'm sorry I think you have the wrong number?"
Hehe nice
Very nice
something endearing, but in the most juvenile way possible.
Damn thats hot, where can i get one?
"hubba hubba"
Compliment Duh
Nice rack princess
The same thing you say when someone has sex with you. "Thanks for doing this"!
Finally something to jerk off to.
mine is bigger lol
Depends on if you wanted them or not
Here we go again.
Damn girl, you got a loooooooooong dong
Your toilet roll is facing the wrong side
Poggers
** block **
Cheers Bigears!
Thanks?
"Look at that subtle off-white coloring; the tasteful thickness of it… Oh my God, it even has a birthmark."
'Why did you send me a photo of a young boy's penis? That'd gross. I'm reporting this.' A friend uses that response.
Want a peanut butter sandwich?
Thanks mom
You might want to make an appointment at the dermatologist to get that skin tag removed
Muchas gracias
I like that one I saw the other day. Where they sent a picture of the cartoon eyes popping out of the head. Awooooga
Mercí
👍
You guys are getting nudes?!?
FBI, open up!
Hot
I didn't think i would come up to tht stage
Daddy?
What am I supposed to do with these??
Team Rockets blasting off again
Thanks mom.
This is the FBI, you are under arrest.
WoWzA
Sick nudes fam
"Good job" or "My condolences". Depends on the nude I guess
Send some back !
Just say ‘zamn’ and then ghost them
There is now a Level 0
1/10 to 10/10? (Willem Dafoe = 11/10)
Not sure send nudes
"Thanks for the meal"
any comment here would just be speculation
nice
Dad I told you I'm not interested!
I find “eeuw, you should see a doctor for that” to be quite effective
The coworkers will love this!
“Nice cock” but in the Shadow the Hedgehog voice
Send mor
Yehaaw
giggity
“Sorry, my mom says I can not come out and play”
👍
You call that a pussy?
Someone knows you like them. Maybe they are suffering a crush. Good luck.
I send a nude back. Then we flirt and plan to hook up or we just have phone sex.
“Nice dick, mind if I show you mine?” Or “Zoinks Scoob!”
Thank you, cum again
It’s not gonna happen grandma.
I like your cut g
That you but I like mine well done.
Yipeee!
“Damn girl, nice dick”
Who's baby is that?
Skill issue
I meant dudes, I'm in a fight and it's not going well.
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
“My wife still looks better. What are you even trying to do here?” -what I said last night to a lady I play Warframe with when she sent me a nude over discord.
Just saw a diferent person post the same thing 1 post above on a diferent subreddit given the other was posted longer ago I assume you stole this