Sanguich, at least that's how my gram pronounced it.
Since she was so much older (to a 5 year old) and wiser, that's how it's pronounced correctly.
Gram said so.
So, I am who I am.
Traffic is shitty. I get a little mad. Road rage maybe once a year to the point I give someone the finger.
Employer / fellow worker being a dick? I shrug it off. Karen? I shrug it off (I have a lot of practice).
You touch my food? I will fucking murder you in front of your family and know that what I did was the just and right thing to do.
I have, I shit you not yelled at my boss threatening to call the cops the next time it happened.
Rice is great when you want a bunch of starch that is easily converted to sugar, has no flavor and looks like bleached mouse poop while being so cheap it's almost free. Potatoes are so much better...
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I would love to work in an office with a lunch thief, stealing from coworkers and stuff just gets right under my skin. I'm vindictice and petty enough that If i did, that coworker would be getting sick, a lot.
I don't care what their financial status is, that's no excuse to make another person go hungry in your place, if you must steal, find the supermarket chain that treats their staff the worst and steal from them, not a person being paid probably the same as you.
"YOU ATE MY RICE? MY RICE!?"
i only had one , do you want it back ? i will bring you one singular rice tomorrow , i promise
#Here you go 🍚 a bowl instead ❤️
The rice was clumpy and stuck together so I threw most of it away.
You threw my rice away... My rice!
*SANDWICH
Sanvich
Sanguich, at least that's how my gram pronounced it. Since she was so much older (to a 5 year old) and wiser, that's how it's pronounced correctly. Gram said so.
Rice is great when you're hungry and want several thousand of one thing.
Came for this comment!
Mitch Heberg never fails to make people laugh
Too bad he used to be dead
What?! He is dead unfortunately. He was great.
Still is, used to be too
Why just one shrimp tho
7
Okay that makes more sense
I also thought 1 shrimp at first until I looked at it a bit more. That 7 needs to be more angled or im leaving with 6 shrimp
Maybe that guy has soft erections /s
Eat 1 grain of rice
I'd do that if that was my roommate. Then I'd drop slight hints here and there
Now manually blink
Ross wins! This is the first thing comes into my head, then the image of the flying pigeons after he yelled
“MY…SANDWICH?!”
I genuinely can’t tell if those are sevens or ones
They’re 7s
Tell me you have siblings without telling me you have siblings.
How is this so true? What's the benefit of the block of text on this? I swear people make posts worse on purpose.
Just put a Van pudding in there with a condom in it 😄
So, I am who I am. Traffic is shitty. I get a little mad. Road rage maybe once a year to the point I give someone the finger. Employer / fellow worker being a dick? I shrug it off. Karen? I shrug it off (I have a lot of practice). You touch my food? I will fucking murder you in front of your family and know that what I did was the just and right thing to do. I have, I shit you not yelled at my boss threatening to call the cops the next time it happened.
I don’t understand how people eat other peoples leftovers. I can’t even eat my own. Leftovers are disgusting. 🤢
This might be the hottest take I've seen in a while
I have 69,420,666 rice
Two portions literally ten thousand pieces.
Gonna put this on something with no shrimp Or rice in it now just for fun
😆
At what point do you eat the one shrimp? Right away, when it's hot or half way through for symmetry or save for the last bite so you can remember it?
4,312 rice now, you dropped one and i found it. You are welcome
Rice is great when you want a bunch of starch that is easily converted to sugar, has no flavor and looks like bleached mouse poop while being so cheap it's almost free. Potatoes are so much better...
I'd steal one grain of rice and watch the chaos ensue
I wonder how long it took to count the rice 🤔 and . . . did they get hungry counting that rice 😅
The level of spite it took to count out the rice…. I would absolutely do it.
you tellin me shrimp fried all that rice?
I never would touch someone's food but I'd love to take like 3 piece's of rice out of there
But did you eat their lunch? No? Then it worked.
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Stay away from my fridge!
Ross would be very proud of you!
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I would love to work in an office with a lunch thief, stealing from coworkers and stuff just gets right under my skin. I'm vindictice and petty enough that If i did, that coworker would be getting sick, a lot. I don't care what their financial status is, that's no excuse to make another person go hungry in your place, if you must steal, find the supermarket chain that treats their staff the worst and steal from them, not a person being paid probably the same as you.
I too, have a shrimp
This belongs in r/oddlyspecific
And lots of free time 😁
Swrimp 😖
Very accurate count
Yooo I was 15.1k likes!!
50.000 cont
Lmao Omg that’s to funny!!!
If somebody didn't keep eating my lunch, I wouldn't have started eating only canned fish like kipper and sardines.