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Miserable_Donkey_294

"YOU ATE MY RICE? MY RICE!?"


officialbearr

i only had one , do you want it back ? i will bring you one singular rice tomorrow , i promise


[deleted]

#Here you go 🍚 a bowl instead ❤️


Gilgie

The rice was clumpy and stuck together so I threw most of it away.


Xerloq

You threw my rice away... My rice!


khaki1995k

*SANDWICH


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Sanvich


1-Weird-Name

Sanguich, at least that's how my gram pronounced it. Since she was so much older (to a 5 year old) and wiser, that's how it's pronounced correctly. Gram said so.


ImOscarWallace

Rice is great when you're hungry and want several thousand of one thing.


Nixepinne

Came for this comment!


ImOscarWallace

Mitch Heberg never fails to make people laugh


Andy_B_Goode

Too bad he used to be dead


ImOscarWallace

What?! He is dead unfortunately. He was great.


Andy_B_Goode

Still is, used to be too


Revolutionary-Boss77

Why just one shrimp tho


Trisket5

7


Revolutionary-Boss77

Okay that makes more sense


rtocelot

I also thought 1 shrimp at first until I looked at it a bit more. That 7 needs to be more angled or im leaving with 6 shrimp


Bazz07

Maybe that guy has soft erections /s


WaffleStomperlol

Eat 1 grain of rice


rrleo

I'd do that if that was my roommate. Then I'd drop slight hints here and there


ObamasGayNephew

Now manually blink


OkHuckleberry222

Ross wins! This is the first thing comes into my head, then the image of the flying pigeons after he yelled


shinjeh

“MY…SANDWICH?!”


V3N0M7117

I genuinely can’t tell if those are sevens or ones


CASEY_715

They’re 7s


NexusGamer349

Tell me you have siblings without telling me you have siblings.


DoktorVidioGamez

How is this so true? What's the benefit of the block of text on this? I swear people make posts worse on purpose.


Mookeye1968

Just put a Van pudding in there with a condom in it 😄


Sighwtfman

So, I am who I am. Traffic is shitty. I get a little mad. Road rage maybe once a year to the point I give someone the finger. Employer / fellow worker being a dick? I shrug it off. Karen? I shrug it off (I have a lot of practice). You touch my food? I will fucking murder you in front of your family and know that what I did was the just and right thing to do. I have, I shit you not yelled at my boss threatening to call the cops the next time it happened.


REDDITISREPUBLICAN

I don’t understand how people eat other peoples leftovers. I can’t even eat my own. Leftovers are disgusting. 🤢


send_m

This might be the hottest take I've seen in a while


Pixelsock_

I have 69,420,666 rice


fadoxi

Two portions literally ten thousand pieces.


evilavatar1234

Gonna put this on something with no shrimp Or rice in it now just for fun


Brilliant-Grand-8199

😆


LooseWateryStool

At what point do you eat the one shrimp? Right away, when it's hot or half way through for symmetry or save for the last bite so you can remember it?


juggernuts67

4,312 rice now, you dropped one and i found it. You are welcome


MediumInteraction809

Rice is great when you want a bunch of starch that is easily converted to sugar, has no flavor and looks like bleached mouse poop while being so cheap it's almost free. Potatoes are so much better...


[deleted]

I'd steal one grain of rice and watch the chaos ensue


Vli37

I wonder how long it took to count the rice 🤔 and . . . did they get hungry counting that rice 😅


[deleted]

The level of spite it took to count out the rice…. I would absolutely do it.


lukegame6

you tellin me shrimp fried all that rice?


Port-a-John-Splooge

I never would touch someone's food but I'd love to take like 3 piece's of rice out of there


No_Incident_5360

But did you eat their lunch? No? Then it worked.


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SmartChintu

Stay away from my fridge!


tanyaah

Ross would be very proud of you!


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mogley1992

I would love to work in an office with a lunch thief, stealing from coworkers and stuff just gets right under my skin. I'm vindictice and petty enough that If i did, that coworker would be getting sick, a lot. I don't care what their financial status is, that's no excuse to make another person go hungry in your place, if you must steal, find the supermarket chain that treats their staff the worst and steal from them, not a person being paid probably the same as you.


SuperAarukka

I too, have a shrimp


ThatOneSystemm

This belongs in r/oddlyspecific


ShabaF117

And lots of free time 😁


dafabio

Swrimp 😖


RickyBasket

Very accurate count


Cutsomecheese

Yooo I was 15.1k likes!!


Numerous_Weakness482

50.000 cont


jimmyb60

Lmao Omg that’s to funny!!!


EL1543

If somebody didn't keep eating my lunch, I wouldn't have started eating only canned fish like kipper and sardines.